Siheyuan: At the beginning of the game, Jia Zhang was so angry that he was hospitalized

(Balance of negative emotion value: 876)

As soon as the police comrade was sent out, when he returned to the room, he saw Bang Geng sitting on the bed and looking at him with hatred.

Looking at the messy room, He Yuzhu knew that it must be the guy BangGeng who came to steal the bacon.

What made him a little strange was that when he left, he locked the window sill and the door tightly, so it was impossible for anyone to come in.

How did this stick come in?

Is it possible that he is the successor of the Pirate Saint?

The one who is proficient in all eighteen martial arts?

Fortunately, He Yuzhu didn't put the bacon in the house at all, but put it in his own storage space.

Looking at the mouse sticky stick on Sticky Gauge's hand, he knew that when this kid was looking for bacon, he accidentally got stuck on the mouse sticky stick he used to catch mice.

There is also a big living mouse on it, which is why the stick is afraid to move around.

He Yuzhu didn't expect that he caught two big mice this time, and the sticky mouse made a great contribution.

Mouse Sticky: Don't worship brother, brother is just a legend.

"Yo! Isn't this a son, what's wrong? Miss daddy? Can't help but run into the house to get close to daddy."

"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."

"Don't talk nonsense, idiot, the doctor said, it's totally unscientific to drop blood to recognize relatives."

"Since when did you believe in science? Have your test scores exceeded single digits this year?"

"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."

"It's up to you, you quickly take the sticky stick off my hand."

"I'm not your father, why should I help you?"

"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."

"Silly Zhu, I told you to take it down." The voice was full of reason and even a little angry.

He Yuzhu was not used to it either, and just slapped her head.

"Calling one?!"

"Stupid column!"

Another slap!

"Stupid!

Another slap.

……

Until the stick is hit!

Seeing that the stick was afraid to speak, He Yuzhu threatened: "Call again next time, and I will cut off your bottom, believe it or not."

"Ding! Negative emotion +10."

Stick stem wanted to cover it, but unfortunately, he still had a big mouse in his hand.

Seeing that the stick was subdued, He Yuzhu was not bullying him, after all, bullying children is not a good name.

Bringing sticks to Qin Huairu's house.

Jia Zhang saw his grandson and He Yuzhu walking together.

"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."

He Yuzhu is no stranger to this emotionless tipping machine, if she doesn't tip that day, He Yuzhu will talk to her.

"Sister Qin, come out soon. Your son brought you something good. You can have extra meals tonight."

Qin Huairu and Qin Huaiyu were still in the room discussing how to fix He Yuzhu, and now they suddenly heard his voice.

They were all shocked.

"Ding! Negative emotion value +5x2."

After hearing the words clearly, the two hurried out.

Qin Huairu thought it was BangGong who brought the bacon, and went to pick it up with a smile on his face.

But Sticky put the sticky mouse and the big mouse in her hand.

"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."

Qin Huaiyu's smile froze directly on his face, looking a little weird.

Then there was anger: "Silly Zhu! What do you mean, after bullying adults, you also bully children?"

He Yuzhu smiled disdainfully and said: "Sister Qin, I found him in my own room, my doors and windows are locked, how did this kid get in?

Why did he go in?

Does Sister Qin really know nothing? "

Qin Huairu's expression was ugly, her son went to He Yuzhu's house with the obvious intention of stealing bacon.

So in order to avoid entanglement, he directly pointed the finger at the stick.

It was a slap to the head, Bang Geng was slapped by He Yuzhu just now, and now he was slapped again by Qin Huairu.

Screaming in pain, the mouse in his hand was thrown away, and it was accidentally thrown on Qin Huaiyu's body.

Qin Huaiyu usually looks like a little girl, but she is actually more masculine than a man.

Grab the huge mouse directly, and then throw it hard, the mouse is already dying.

Finally, he lifted his thigh, revealing the thick leg hair, and sent the mouse to the west with one kick.

Qin Huaiyu has also been wondering recently, not knowing why the hair on her legs grows so fast, but she doesn't let it go, after all, it can be shaved, and no one else can see it.

Seeing such a man like Qin Huaiyu, He Yuzhu swallowed. Whoever marries her in the future will have "great luck".

Seeing that the matter was settled, He Yuzhu didn't stay long and went back to the house.

……

The uncle was bored in the hospital, and his problems had long since healed.

But he didn't want to go back, just to cure the disease in his mouth.

But the doctor checked and checked, but there was nothing wrong with it.

In the end, I could only tell him: "Drink more hot water."

This time, the old man was very worried, and his black hair, which was not much in the first place, became grey.

He is such a man who loves to take care of things. Now when he talks, his wife has to wear a thick mask.

How could others bear it, but regardless of other matters, the uncle felt that he was not far from death.

Worry, worry, but I heard from patients that chewing betel nut can suppress bad breath.

He kept his expression on the surface, but secretly wrote it down in his heart and wrote a letter to his friends in Hainan.

Then dragged the relationship to get a few catties of betel nuts.

Looking at this little thing that looked like a green cotton robe, the uncle endured the discomfort and tried the method in the letter.

Not to mention, this little thing is quite addictive to chew.

Called the big mother: "Old woman, do you still smell the smell?"

Big Mom: "It's really useful, but it still has some smell."

The uncle thought for a while, and lit another cigarette.

"So, does it still taste good?"

Big Mom: "It's really gone."

The uncle suddenly felt that the sky was fine, the rain stopped, and his uncle was able to do it again.

Since then, the uncle has embarked on the road of no return with betel nut and cigarettes.

I also learned a Hainanese dialect: "Little boy, let's eat betel nuts together, the kind with black teeth."

With betel nuts and cigarettes, the uncle regained his usual self-confidence, and walked back to the courtyard with steps that his relatives did not recognize.

Say hello to everyone: "Little boy, let's eat together..."

After returning to the hospital, I found out about the second and third uncles, and I was very happy.

After all, from now on, if these two old guys dare to talk about Jia Zhang's affairs, he will use this incident to "reciprocate the gift".

These three uncles all had their words in each other's hands, forming a weird balance.

The second uncle is cleaning the toilet now, and Xu Damao was with him a month ago.

It can be said that Liu Zhonghai met his enemy. Every time the two met, Xu Damao would come out covered in shit.

Once, twice was okay, Xu Damao still let him.

After many times, Xu Damao no longer spoiled him, and the two directly pinched each other in the toilet, and in the end they could only come out both in shit.

The third master was released after being locked up for three days, but he was expelled from the school because of his lack of morality.

This can be regarded as a coincidence, a blessing in disguise.

But the third master didn't see the blessing, only the disaster, so now he hates He Yuzhu so much.