Not long after the dishes arrived, He Yuzhu's system sent a reminder.

"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."

"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."

"..."

……

After reminding him six times, He Yuzhu was stunned. He thought that the dishes he cooked were not tasty, but when they were served, he tasted them all, and they were all at his normal level.

Weird!

Forget it, let's think about what to do with Xu Damao. If I remember correctly, this time is Xu Damao's underpants crisis. If Shazhu didn't stand up and admit it at the end, then Xu Damao might really be arrested.

How could He Yuzhu do such a wicked thing?

What he wanted to do was much more wicked than this. Looking at the disposable human skin mask worth [-] negative emotion points in the system, He Yuzhu felt that the God of Cupid was beckoning to him.

On the other hand, Xu Damao felt much more at ease. Hearing so many people praise He Yuzhu's cooking skills in front of Deputy Factory Manager Li, this was slapping Xu Damao in the face.

Well now, before he finished his toast speech, he was interrupted, so that Xu Damao could only drink alone, and he was also secretly scolding that stupid Zhu, why did he cook the dishes so well? People are patronizing to eat, no one is drinking

I picked up a piece of braised pork and scolded while eating.

By the time everyone finished eating, it was already dark, and He Yuzhu surprisingly didn't leave early today

But people are not surprised, after all, the box lunch has not been settled yet.

Ma Hua still said to He Yuzhu, "Master, is this going to work?"

"It will definitely work. Xu Damao has caused me such misery (referring to being treated as a chicken thief), this time I will definitely punish him."

The two of them were waiting outside for Xu Damao's arrival. Sure enough, Xu Damao came to the toilet staggering from drinking. He just pulled up his pants and fell asleep on the ground unconscious.

He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao's condition and found that everything was normal, so he called Ma Hua over, and the two tied up Xu Damao together.

"Okay, you go back, I'll just leave this to waste with him."

"Okay, then master, I will go first."

"Wait a minute, you take this lunch box home."

"Then master, don't you want it?"

"I don't want to eat other people's leftovers."

Ma Hua was moved, thinking that He Yuzhu felt sorry for him.

But He Yuzhu was telling the truth, with the system in hand, he still eats the rest?

Of course, it doesn't hurt to eat once in a while, like now that he's going to eat someone else's leftovers.

Time passed slowly, and Xu Damao was already snoring everywhere.

He Yuzhu looked at the time. It was almost time. He replaced the human skin mask from the system and put the mask on Xu Damao's face. After a while, the mask changed into Xu Damao's appearance.

He picked up the mask, put it on with his backhand, touched his face, eh!Not bad, quite real.

He took off Xu Damao's clothes and put them in a bag.

Walking all the way back to the courtyard, this time he didn't go home, but went directly to Xu Damao's house.

Go in and throw Xu Damao's clothes everywhere.

It's almost ten o'clock now, Lou Xiao'e went to bed early, except for a little moonlight shining on the head of the bed, the rest of the room was pitch black.

Sensing that someone was going to bed, he saw clearly that it was Xu Damao through the moonlight, so he ignored it and turned over to continue sleeping.

But "Xu Damao" didn't seem to think so, an evil little hand stretched out towards Lou Xiaoe's plump delicate body.

After Lou Xiao'e noticed it, she said, "It's so late, I don't want to take a bath again in half a minute."

"Xu Damao" was obviously taken aback, darling!This Xu Damao is really a man.

...

He Yuzhu left contentedly when the sky was getting dark.

As for Lou Xiao'e, she no longer has the strength to control He Yuzhu's inseparability.

After going out, he took off the human skin mask and returned to his home. First, he cooked a large pot of quick-frozen dumplings in exchange for a little negative emotion value, and filled a large pot to send to the old lady.

After arriving there, the old lady really woke up. It is normal for people to wake up early when they get old.

Put down a large bowl of dumplings and let the old lady eat slowly, there is still more if it is not enough for him, if you can't finish it, save it for next time.

Before dawn, He Yuzhu went to deliver another bowl of dumplings to Lou Xiaoe. He Yuzhu is not the kind of heartless person.

Although there will be mistakes, but not sending He Yuzhu feels bad, what's wrong with eating a bowl of dumplings after working all night.

What's more, the methods he uses are beyond the cognition of people in this era, and he doesn't worry about being seen through.

After sending it off, He Yuzhu looked at the ground. In order to prove that she really put her heart into cleaning it well, the little girl picked up the broom and swept it casually a few times before leaving in a hurry.

After returning to the factory with the remaining dumplings, Xu Damao was still sound asleep.

He went up and patted Xu Damao's face.

"Simao, wake up! Your wife ran away with someone."

Xu Damao, who was in a deep sleep, suddenly felt his face was slapped, opened his eyes drowsily, and heard his wife run away again.

Now that he was completely awake, he could see the face in front of him clearly.

"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."

"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."

"You idiot, your wife just ran away with you, no, you don't have a wife at all, yes, you don't have a wife at all, you don't have a wife."

Suddenly there was a rebuttal to He Yuzhu, which made Xu Damao quite happy.

But soon he felt cold again. When he saw it, he was not only tied up, but also lost his clothes, leaving only his underpants.

"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."

"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."

"Silly! Do you know what you are doing? You are committing a crime, silly, you are finished. Let me tell you, you are finished. I will let you sit in prison." Xu Damao struggled with enthusiasm. clamor.

"Rumble! Kejin shout! Let everyone come to see your heroic appearance of Xu Damao."

"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."

While eating dumplings, He Yuzhu said, "Xu Damao, Xu Damao, I didn't know you were so courageous. When you came out of the house, you didn't even wear clothes, so you went outside, and when you saw a woman, you wanted to fuck. If I hadn't met you Stop it, you are staying at the police station now."

Xu Damao smelled the fragrance, and his stomach started to growl. He vomited out all the food he ate yesterday, and now his stomach is empty.

"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."

Xu Damao looked disdainful, and he was sure that He Yuzhu was lying: "Don't pretend to be foolish, silly Zhu. You still want to lie to me with this little trick of yours. Let me tell you, you are finished. Now untie the rope and return the clothes to me. Kneel down and call me Lord a few times, and you can save two years in prison."

He Yuzhu didn't bother to talk to him at all: "Believe it or not, call the police to see if you go to jail or I go to jail."

Turn around and leave.

"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."

"Stupid Zhu, don't go, hey! Brother Zhu,... Master Zhu... Master, don't go."

Xu Damao thought to himself, when I get through this test, I will kill you when I go out, and I also praised him for his spirit of being able to bend and stretch

He Yuzhu turned back and said, "It would have been better to call it that earlier."

After untying the rope for Xu Damao, he was about to leave again.

"Hey! Where are my clothes?" Xu Damao, who was wearing underpants, shouted again.

"Didn't I tell you all about it! You came out naked, you still don't believe me, I don't have any clothes."

"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."

"Master Zhu, give me back my clothes."

"No clothes, but a military coat."

Xu Damao also became a little suspicious: "A military coat is a military coat."

After putting on the military overcoat, Xu Damao completely went crazy.

"Silly Zhu! I'm plotting against you, right? I'm waiting to get you, you blind man. If I don't kill you this time, I won't believe it."

He Yuzhu ignored him at all and left directly.

This made Xu Damao even more suspicious, forget it, let's go back first, even if he wants to call the police, he has to wear clothes.

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