Elf: Daily life starting from the wooden owl

For Lu Ming's sudden airborne substitute, the students in the whole class finally broke out after being silent for a second.

"Fuck! It's you again, the guy who walks around the school every day!"

"It's numb, why are you..."

"It's raining outside and I can't actually fight, but now I can't even listen to Mr. Fan Ma's adventures when I was young...It's rare that today is his class."

"Why is Mu Muxiao wearing the carp king clothes today? I like the Kirby beast suit."

"Can't someone else come here? I really don't want to see this guy showing off."

"Ah! Ibrahimovic looked at me! So cute~"

"Isn't this guy Zhulan's bodyguard? The second idiot in the next class was caught taking sneak shots by him several times, and all the photos were confiscated."

"I really wish there were so many suitors. I really envy Zhulan."

……

Lu Ming glanced around quietly. Except for a few people including Xiaobaicai, everyone else became noisy, and it was like dreaming back to school days.

It's just that at that time, I was the group who tortured the teacher offstage, but now I'm the one being tortured on stage.

"It's almost done, be quiet, don't let others see the joke." Zhulan got a little impatient with the noise, so she stood up and patted the table.

Hearing her words, the other students calmed down very honestly and sat upright.

Seeing this, Lu Ming suddenly remembered, and murmured: "I almost forgot, Xiaobaicai is still the squad leader, so it's much easier to manage now."

After a moment of silence, he asked Mu Muxiao and Ibrahimovic to stand on the podium, then sat down and began to preach: "Although I don't have much teaching experience, I'm also a trainer..."

Before he could finish speaking, a student in the front row raised his hand and said, "Teacher, everyone here is a trainer."

"Trainers and trainers can't be generalized. Those who are capable are teachers, and those who are dead are great. The most important thing is experience!"

"You are only 5 years older than us, right? Can you gain a lot of experience if you win?" Some students continued to disrupt the situation.

"Although I am only 16 years old, I have more than 20 years of fighting experience. Can others do it!"

"???"

After several "battles", these students who kept tearing things up were completely silenced by Lu Ming, and they still had to use student methods to deal with students. Who didn't experience it back then?

"The purity of you guys is too low, let's start with stance."

Lu Ming smiled smugly, his eyes inadvertently fell on Xiaobaicai in the corner.

I found that she seemed to be concentrating on listening to her bullshit while taking notes.

"Do you love learning so much..."

It was only then that Lu Ming realized that even though he had been following her almost every day for more than two months, he hadn't actually observed Xiaobaicai carefully because he didn't want to disturb her.

But looking at her like this, I don't seem to have much combat knowledge to teach. Could it be possible to teach her to fight hand-to-hand with mud balls?

"How can I say that I am also a substitute teacher. Since I have accepted Teacher Fan Ma's class, I will definitely take you to the class happily for a day, so you can just talk about what you want to learn."

Lu Ming also simply opened it up directly. Anyway, he used to be considered a trainer at the upper-middle level of the battle.

Although it is a game, it is basically the same. If you want me to talk about it, I can still talk about it.

Hearing this, the student in the front row raised his hand again and said, "Since you have more than 20 years of fighting experience, teacher, you must have experienced many adventures, right? Can you tell us a story about the adventure?"

"That's good. We used to like listening to Mr. Fan Ma tell stories."

"Teacher, tell me!"

"I want to hear it too!"

Seeing that all the students and even Xiaobaicai looked at him expectantly, Lu Ming had no choice but to respond, "That's fine."

He conceived in his mind for a while, and then asked: "The story of a 24-year-old student and a 48-year-old adventurer, which one do you want to hear?"

"student!"

"adventurer!"

"I want it all!"

Seeing the atmosphere become active, Lu Ming shook his head: "Forget it, if you taste too much of these things, the bad influence on you teenagers will be immeasurable, so I'd better change it."

"Eh……"

Lu Ming waved his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, and then said, "Before I tell the story, I have a question to ask everyone."

"Have you ever noticed a strange problem, that is, some trainers especially like to throw poke balls when fighting?"

Hearing this question, some students suddenly replied: "It seems to be like this, when I watch other people fight, it is like this, why is that?"

Lu Ming smiled and explained: "Because the action of throwing the ball is cool, another reason is that during the battle, the trainer's attention is highly concentrated, and the nerves are also in a state of excitement. Throwing the ball vigorously can relieve pressure or vent emotions."

"I see……"

The students nodded with a vague understanding.

Seeing that the rhythm started to follow him, Lu Ming continued to ask: "But have you noticed one thing? That is, how did the poke ball come back after the trainer threw it out?"

"This……"

"This is the question I want to ask you. You can discuss it freely. You will tell me the answer in 10 minutes."

After that, Lu Ming began to pamper Mu Muxiao and Ibrahimovic on the side, and the students below who had been brought into the rhythm by him also began to think and discuss the answers to the questions with others.

Zhulan turned the pen with her hand, thinking about this problem seriously in her mind, and drew patterns in her notebook from time to time, analyzing them carefully.

He even hid in the corner and secretly threw the poke ball to release the round land shark, wanting to verify it.

The result was indeed the case, the elf ball returned to his hand inexplicably, and he didn't even react.

"It's a strange phenomenon, but it's worth studying!" Zhulan nodded thoughtfully.

After 10 minutes, seeing that the students were almost done discussing, Lu Ming tapped on the table and asked with a smile, "Have you all got the answer?"

Still the student in the front row, he raised his hand and replied confidently: "It's a yo-yo! The trainer wrapped an invisible thread around the elf ball, and then retracted it after throwing it out, and this can also prevent accidents with the elf ball. Dropped, convenient and easy to use.”

Lu Ming lowered his head and glanced at him: "Should I still have to buy a photon elf and come back to practice? You can see that the thread won't fall off when your elf ball is opened. Take your head back, next one."

A girl sitting in the middle raised her hand and replied: "It's super powers! I heard a saying in the forum before that human beings may also be some kind of special elves, so it is possible to be the same as super power elves! "

"The person with super powers has already been rotten on the street. Stop visiting some messy forums. The water inside is very deep, and you can't grasp it. Besides, I tried losing my hair, but I didn't get any clothes. Humans are not elves, so the next one."

At this time, an unknown fat man raised his hand and replied, "Teacher, in fact, there are no trainers and elf balls at all. All of these are fictional, and this world itself does not exist."

"You know too much, the universe has no obligation to explain this to you, so let your parents take you to the hospital if you have time, next one!"

"I don't know, I never thought about it."

……

Listening to these students' increasingly weird and outrageous speeches, Lu Ming thought for a moment that he had entered the wrong channel.

Just when he couldn't listen any longer and was about to reveal the answer, the little cabbage in the corner suddenly raised his hand!

Then everyone in the class turned their attention to her, and everyone wanted to hear the opinion of the class leader.

"Little...uh, student Zhulan, please answer at the end."

Lu Ming also wanted to see Xiaobaicai's answer. After all, he could see the little movements of the other party behind him very clearly.

Zhulan stood up, and replied with a serious expression: "I feel that it should be related to some kind of mechanics, but this is too strange. From various angles, this is beyond the physical phenomenon, and the feeling may be unexplainable, so I still Didn't think of the right answer."

Seeing that even the monitor, Zhulan, didn't answer, the other students also sighed.

Obviously, it should be a very simple question that often occurs in daily life, but why is it so difficult to understand.

However, Lu Ming smiled and responded: "No, your answer is already a relatively close one, at least the direction of thinking is correct."

"Ok?"

Xiaobaicai, who was about to sit down, cast a puzzled look forward, and the others also looked at it in unison.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Lu Ming stood up and began to explain with a very serious expression.

"The answer is roundabout! Every trainer has the power of roundabout in daily battles without knowing it!"

Roundabout, dignified serialization!