Elf: Daily life starting from the wooden owl

The dean clenched his fists, his body trembling with anger, this class is the best class in the whole year!Did you come to teach this kind of nonsense!

But after hesitating for a long time, he still held back and didn't rush in.

Maybe it's just that I came late and didn't hear some of what the other party said earlier.

So you can't just look at it one-sidedly, these students are not stupid, how could they believe such outrageous things.

There must be some kind of joke hidden in it that I don't know. This is just a joke made by the teacher in class to ease the tension!

Then he continued to hide in the window, and the dog continued to observe inside...

"As for what I just said, let me ask you one more question!"

As soon as Lu Ming opened his mouth, all the students clenched their pens and prepared to start recording.

Then he continued: "If one day you are attacked by ferocious wild elves in the wild, but your elves have lost their physical strength due to fighting all the way."

"And you don't have any props to restore its physical strength, and there is no one else within a radius of ten miles, so what should you do?"

"Old rules, I'll give you 10 minutes to discuss! This answer is not dead, but an emergency measure for you to encounter unexpected situations in the wild."

After speaking, Lu Ming continued to play with Ibrahimovic, scratching Mu Muxiao's feathers together, and the students below also began to enliven the atmosphere and discussed.

Noticing that a student seemed to be looking this way, the dean hurriedly stepped aside, and at this moment his expression finally revealed a smile.

"Sure enough, I guessed wrong before. Although this is a battle course, it is really good for students to learn about various situations in the wild in advance, and the atmosphere is also maintained quite well. They are a good seed for teachers."

The dean nodded in satisfaction, and waited outside the classroom for 10 minutes.

Hearing the silence inside, he began to peek again, wanting to see how the teacher analyzed the situation he was talking about.

After all, it is quite dangerous to meet ferocious wild elves in the wild, not to mention that the trainer has no soldiers to use...

Lu Ming clapped his hands lightly on the podium, signaling everyone to be quiet, and said, "Okay, it seems that everyone should have their own answers, so don't be cautious, let's talk about them one by one."

The old friend in the front row was the first one: "Play dead! My dad once encountered this kind of situation in the wild. He was attacked by a circle bear on the side of Baiyin Mountain, and he escaped by playing dead! "

"It's shameful to pretend to be dead, but it's really useful. The only reason is that the circle bear is too gentle. It's the most gentle on the surface of the earth. If you meet a martial arts bear master, you must not be so lucky, so the next one."

A classmate by the window raised his hand and replied: "As long as you run fast, the elves can't catch up. One of my friends escaped after being slapped by the blazing roaring tiger in extreme anger!"

"That's because this blazing roaring tiger has the fierce fire attribute, and it hasn't even learned the high-five surprise attack, otherwise your friend won't be able to run away even if he grows two legs! Next."

A fat man replied: "Just open it and wait for someone to rescue you!"

"It's better to lie down and wait for time travel. This is more realistic, next one."

"I don't know, I never thought about it."

……

It was still the same situation as in the morning. These children had too much brains, and their answers were all kinds of strange, but it can be seen that they had indeed thought about it.

"In the end, it's just a group of children. I haven't experienced it in the wild, so I can't describe that situation."

The teaching director saw all this in his eyes, and at the same time, there was quite a bit of appreciation for Lu Ming in his eyes.

It's only been a long time since I came here, but I was able to drive everyone in the class to think about the problem together, which is indeed the material for a good teacher...

After the students finished answering, it was finally Zhulan's turn to answer. All eyes were on her, wanting to hear what she thought.

With a serious expression, Zhulan stood up and replied, "I think the more I encounter this situation, the more I should calm down, and then carefully observe the elf's habits and the surrounding environment, and adapt accordingly!"

"Use everything available to get out of this dangerous area quickly! If conditions permit, you can pick some berries and the like on the side of the road to restore the elves' strength and avoid accidents from happening again!"

After the voice fell, there was warm applause. There is no doubt that this answer is definitely the best solution to this question, none of them!

"As expected of Dr. Mustard Lan's granddaughter." The dean also smiled and nodded.

Lu Ming clapped his hands lightly, motioning for Xiaobaicai to sit down, apparently quite satisfied with this answer.

However, Zhulan didn't sit down, but asked with great respect: "Then teacher, what's your answer?"

Not only her, but everyone else, including the dean outside, turned their attention to the podium. What everyone wants to hear more now is your answer!

"My answer?" Lu Ming snorted softly, glanced around, stood up, and responded with a sneer, "You can't fight without elves? How can elves be such an inconvenience!"

"What?" Everyone was shocked!

Lu Ming stepped down from the podium, grabbed the big-toothed raccoon doll that was placed aside for decoration on the bookshelf, and continued: "How can a fragile elf compare to a trainer's well-trained body during the adventure!"

"If the wild elf still wants to attack, beat it, kick it, beat it! Beat it until it stops attacking and surrenders!"

After saying that, Lu Ming kneaded the big-toothed raccoon doll several times!But the momentum shown really shocked everyone present!

"There is still such a way..."

Zhulan seemed to feel that she saw a new door opened for herself, and she quickly wrote down what Lu Ming said just now in her notebook.

The same is true for other students, as if they have seized a path to become the strongest trainer, they all shouted: "Teacher Lu Ming, please guide us!"

"Crap! How the hell did you come up with such a setting that even sci-fi movies don't dare to use lightly!" After the dean outside the door recovered from the shock, he finally couldn't help it!

He rushed forward, kicked open the door of the classroom, pinched the ground numbly, unexpectedly he was still played by this guy!

What a good teacher, this is clearly a fool who plays everyone around!

If you don't stop it, who knows what these students will be taught by this guy!And that Fan Ma, just wait for me when you come back!

boom--

Hearing the sound of the classroom door being kicked open, everyone's attention was attracted by it, and even the sleeping Mu Muxiao was startled awake.

I saw the dean with his hands behind his back, standing upright at the door with a serious expression, and almost all the students fell silent at this moment.

"What's the matter?" Lu Ming put one hand on the podium and asked casually. He didn't know the other party, but he could clearly feel that something was not simple.

Seeing him like this, the dean's mouth twitched, and he asked in a deep voice, "Are you the teacher of this class?"

"I don't know, I've never thought about this question before, why don't you ask them." Lu Ming turned to look at the students, but didn't answer the question directly.

Because I am really not, I am just an entrusted substitute, but does it matter?It doesn't matter, as long as the student says yes, that is!

The teaching director didn't expect that the other party would answer like this, but this kind of method is useless!

Seeing the dean's eyes sweeping over, the other students didn't dare to look, and they were all silent, only Zhulan replied in a positive tone: "He is!"

"Ok?"

"Those who are capable are teachers, those who are dead are great, the most important thing is the person who imparts experience, as long as he can teach us something, then he is our teacher!"

After hearing Zhulan's words, the old friend in the front row immediately stood up and agreed, "That's right! Isn't the purpose of coming to school to learn? As for who teaches, it doesn't matter."

"That's true, as long as I think I've learned something!"

"Anyway, I can't take practical lessons, so it's better to learn something useful here."

"The dean's wig is crooked today."

"Mu Muxiao and Ibrahimovic are so cute~"

……

Listening to these students keep acknowledging that this dude is the teacher, even after hearing other dubious things in their words.

The dean took a deep breath to calm his mind. At this moment, he had to admire Lu Ming a little bit.

"Since those who are capable are teachers, then this teacher, can you let me see if you have the ability to lead them well?" the dean asked.

"Oh?" This really surprised Lu Ming, so he asked, "PTCG is still gathering!"

The director of teaching responded with a smile: "Of course it is the easiest and fairest way, let's have a battle of elves!"