Elf: Daily life starting from the wooden owl

Accompanied by the beating of the music rhythm, the crowd in front of the stage held up all kinds of support objects with "Meow Meow Meow" in their hands and began to cheer.

The lights above the stage flicked across them, and finally focused on one point!

The charming love is fleeting, like fireworks bursting out a little bit of starlight, blown into the sea of ​​people by a cool wind.

And then, three figures fell from above, their flesh pads lightly touching the surface of the stage!

This highly popular meow combination consisting of the cat boss, the elegant cat and the Dongshi cat is officially unveiled!

After the crowd paused for a short while, there was a burst of warm cheers, and all kinds of words shouting for these elves to take them away...

But just behind them, there was a discordant voice whispering.

"See, that is Fat Ibrahimovic. If you eat too much, you will become like that, so don't follow Mu Muxiao to find Zhulan to beg for food all the time, you understand."

"Boy!"

Ibrahimovic looked terrified. It was really frightened. It didn't expect that it would grow like that after eating too much. It had to keep in shape.

Lu Ming saw that his words seemed to be having an effect, so he showed a gratified smile.

At the moment, he is in the Ginkgo Chamber of Commerce. Although it is called the Chamber of Commerce, it is actually a super big square!

In addition to selling things, there are snack bars, movie theaters, breeding houses, aquariums... almost everything.

After spending 200 yuan in the store to buy two poke balls, he originally planned to leave and return to the community to start training Ibrahimovic.

But when I was taking the elevator, I suddenly heard a passerby in front of me say that the famous meow group in Zhuqing City is holding an event here.

In this world, it is normal for elves to debut and engage in idol activities, especially those who participate in the gorgeous competition. There are more elves fans than trainers.

And because Lu Ming was curious, he hugged Ibrahimovic and came over to have a look. Mu Muxiao had been taken back into the ball after tearing up the snack packaging bags on the shelf in the store, which he had no choice but to buy...

However, the elf idol activity here is really interesting. Without the command of the trainer, these elves can not only perform alone or in cooperation, but can even interact with the audience in the audience.

But he is not a groupie, nor is he Fu Ruikong. It is good to watch this kind of excitement, and he will not get caught up in it, so he plans to leave here.

However, at the moment he just turned around, a hand was suddenly placed on his shoulder, followed by a voice mixed with anger.

"You bastard! Did you just say that Xiaodong Shijiang is getting fat! You're still ugly, right?"

"???"

Looking at the fat man in front of him wearing the shirt with the pattern of three cats, Lu Ming's expression flickered in confusion.

After realizing that he was looking for faults, he responded eccentrically: "I'm talking about Fat Ibrahimovic, why did you get the seat right? Are you in such a hurry?"

"Isn't Fat Ibrahimovic the Dong Shi cat! You fake fan, this kind of forbidden name must never be said to Xiao Dong Shi Jiang!"

"Oh, it's my fault for not understanding the situation, sorry." Lu Ming responded politely after realizing that he had misunderstood.

The fat man was very satisfied with the attitude of the other party, and said: "If you know your mistakes, you will be a good boy. Then, this friend, can I take up a little more of your time?"

"what?"

Fatty suddenly took out an event poster and said with a smile, "I hope I can tell you about our idol and sister, Xiaodong Shijiang~"

"???"

Did you meet a missionary...

Lu Ming resisted the urge to go to the aquarium next door to catch an octopus bucket and put it on the opponent's head, and responded lightly, "But I'm a fan of Mu Muxiao."

When the fat man heard it, he was shocked and said: "What! The guy who got to the top of the list by swiping tickets actually has fans!"

"What did you say!"

Lu Ming got angry, took out his phone and immediately searched the so-called ranking, and said with a smile: "Rank 656, no wonder it's so urgent."

When the fat man heard it, he was also angry, and shouted: "A bunch of brushes, what's so good about this kind of list, it has no reference value at all!"

"Give your family Dong Shimao a thousand times the number of votes, and you can't get a fraction of Mu Muxiao's votes. If you don't follow the public, why not follow you?"

"You!" Fatty's face trembled, and he was speechless for a moment. Seeing the other party sneered and was about to leave, he shouted: "Dong Shi's cat will beat Mu Muxiao!"

"Second hair!" Lu Ming immediately turned around and responded!

"It must be seconds!"

"Mu Muxiao can beat ten Dongshi cats!"

"Dongshi cat squatted twenty wooden owls with one buttock!"

"Mu Muxiao doesn't even need wings to fight Dongshi cat!"

"Mu Muxiao saw Dong Shi Mao and knelt down and surrendered!"

"Mu Muxiao can eat Dongshi cat in one bite!"

……

The two of them quarreled in the square like elementary school students.

More and more people nearby were attracted by their quarrel. After hearing what they were arguing about, they were also angry, and then joined the scolding war.

Because next to it is the activity site of the Meow family group, and there are too many fans of Dong Shimao, Lu Ming can't beat n hands with two fists.

So he shouted: "Where are Mu Muxiao's fans!"

There was a moment of silence, and there were echoes around the square and the floors above.

"I'm coming."

"Mu Muxiao will be the second Dongshi cat!"

"Mu Muxiao is the cutest!"

……

Originally, there was only this noisy place, but now it has turned into fans from both sides tearing each other apart.And the number of participants directly exceeded 3 people, and it is even increasing!

The event scene of the Meow family group was completely destroyed. The three cats stood on the stage. They all looked at Lu Ming and Ibrahimovic with a savage look in their eyes!

But then he returned to his cute and pitiful appearance, and hid behind, meowing non-stop, urging everyone not to quarrel.

Half an hour later, the farce was finally over, and everyone went away to play and go home.

Only Fatty and Lu Ming, who were the leaders, were taken away by Ms. Junsha who drove over for the crime of disrupting public order and causing unrest...

In the evening, Zhulan came to the police station with an expression that she didn't know how to describe, and helped him pay the fine and arrest him.

Since there were no injuries and it was the first time offender, he was not detained, but the fat man seemed to be a repeat offender in this area, and this time he had to be locked up for 15 days.

On the way home, Zhulan hesitated to speak, feeling inexplicably at a loss in her heart, and then said: "I waited at home for a long time and no one was cooking, and I only found out that you actually went in after reading the message from Miss Junsha." .”

"My phone is out of battery, so I can only ask her to send it for me..."

Lu Ming didn't know what to say anymore. It was all young people's mistakes. Next time, he should control his emotions, at least wait until he leaves before doing anything!

At the moment when I got home, I only heard the clam——

Mu Muxiao flew out from the elf ball, it flapped its wings and screamed, indicating that it was hungry.

"Okay, I'll cook for you right away..."

Lu Ming let out a long sigh. It was such a good weekend, but all the plans were disrupted.

There is no way to do this. You must not train in the community at night, otherwise it will be bad if it makes others sleep.

Then I can only go to that place, which is the abandoned construction site where I met Pikachu. There is no one around, and it is quite empty.

Borrow a shared bicycle, you can ride there in half an hour, and you can just come back after training until early in the morning.

But looking at Ibrahimovic who was already asleep in his arms, he still planned to go again tomorrow night, he was too tired today.

Strolling in the Ginkgo Chamber of Commerce for a long time, then quarreling with others, and then being brought into the orange, I feel a little bit overwhelmed in all aspects.

When entering the house, Xiaobaicai suddenly put on a smiling face, stretched out his finger, turned around and pointed at him and said, "What about the fine of 1000 yuan, do you understand what I mean? One week~"

"I see……"

Isn't it just listening to her to cook? Lu Ming looked indifferent, and then followed into the door, but not far behind...

rustle--

"Ok?"

Lu Ming turned around suspiciously, just in time to see a light yellow curly tail burrowing into the flower bed, disappearing without any movement.

"Strange……"

"Lu Ming, come and help me see what I can cook today."

"coming."

Lu Ming came back to his senses, put the matter behind him for a while, and went into the house to close the door.

And the moment the gate closed, a pair of murderous eyes suddenly lit up in the flower bed...