Elf: Daily life starting from the wooden owl

"Is this guy not engaging in human relations at all? Why can't I find anything?"

"Maybe this is a low-level person. It's so sad that it's lonely and has no friends. It can only hide behind the Internet and say hello."

Somewhere in Gongmen City, two people were hiding in a no-man's corner, typing on the keyboard, and muttering various words in their mouths.

"Everything has been brought out. If we can't catch the people around him to retaliate and threaten, we won't be able to explain to His Royal Highness Thord."

"But you definitely can't catch them casually. Friends are always for sale. As for relatives, they are even more unreliable. You can only find very close ones, such as parents or girlfriends..."

"This guy doesn't seem to have parents. As for his girlfriend... a guy who only hides behind the keyboard and keeps slandering us, might have a girlfriend?"

"That's right... wait, I seem to have found it! Look at this..."

As he said that, the person immediately sent the thing over. This is a photo taken a few years ago. It should be taken secretly from the angle, but no one is interested.

The photo is of Lu Ming and a guy with blond hair and one eye-covering hairstyle, hooking shoulders and backs, talking and laughing, the relationship is as good as brothers, and the background should be Ula Ula Island in Alola.

"The angle is not very good, but you can barely see it clearly when zoomed in. This person is quite beautiful, and this hairstyle...couldn't be that bamboo orchid!"

"Certainly not, these two people have nothing to do with each other for eight lifetimes, and this is a photo from several years ago. Zhulan was still a little girl at that time."

"Then who would it be? People with this iconic hairstyle are too rare. If you block one eye, you can't see the road. Normal people don't wear this hairstyle."

"It's easy to find because it's rare...I found it. This person is the deputy head of Zhulan's fan club and a gold medal member of the Villain Mutual Aid Association. This identity is not easy!"

"It's nothing more than a commoner status, but we are members of the Garrel royal family. How can we be as noble as we are? This guy seems to be in the battle frontier of Sinnoh. He is helping the bamboo orchid who is about to participate in the challenge of the battle tower. We can find it in the past. "

"Then let's go, catch it directly, and use this guy to threaten that Lu Ming!"

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The Sinnoh battle frontier scenic area is a gathering place for people who understand the fun of spirits other than battle. Simply put, it is a living area.

There is Cattleya's villa here, and Xiaobaicai lived here during this time, and Xiaoguang, the head of the fan club, also cheekily followed.

As for a certain deputy group leader being banned from entering by Cattleya, because this guy didn't protect the cabbage well, and was coaxed by wild boars that jumped out of nowhere. If there are useless things, don't come in.

Wearing casual clothes, Wang Luo sat on a park bench in the early morning, admiring the beautiful sunrise.

"It's still such a comfortable life, and there are no worries. As long as I don't see that guy, I feel that I can live comfortably every day."

At this time, Xiaobaicai, who had just finished her morning jog, wore a single ponytail, panted, walked to the bench and sat down, took a sip of water from a water glass.

Then she looked at Wang Luo not far away, and asked, "Did you come out so early again? You, the deputy head, are too diligent, and Xiao Guang doesn't even bother to move."

"Of course, I've been used to it for a long time, but you go out for a run so early every day, aren't you tired?"

Xiaobaicai put down the water glass, wiped the sweat from his forehead with a towel, and responded: "It's okay, I'm used to this rhythm, I have to keep my figure, so as not to lose more than ten pounds, and I will be under the supervision of the Snow Demon Girl during the Chinese New Year." , It took almost a month to lose weight."

"..."

Wang Luo was silent for a moment, and when he glanced away, he suddenly found that she was holding a mobile phone, and there seemed to be something wrong with her expression, so she asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's a little strange. Since yesterday, I have been unable to contact Lu Ming. There has been no signal, just like running into the Tianguan Mountains."

Xiaobaicai was a little worried, because yesterday was the day I had agreed to meet with those guys, but suddenly I couldn't get in touch, it was too coincidental.

Hearing this, Wang Luo put his hands on the back of the bench and responded: "It's better for this useless guy to leave the stage early. This world is still too dangerous for him. It is recommended to reopen as soon as possible."

"Don't talk about it, I don't like to hear it."

"All right……"

Wang Luo felt weak for a while, the feeling of being an old father and giving away the cabbage raised by one hand is really uncomfortable.

Every time he thinks of this, he can't wait to go back to that day, give himself two slaps first, and then dig a hole in the garden to bury Lu Ming, and instantly eliminate all troubles...

At noon, Wang Luo habitually began to accept commissions to pass the time and wait for the battle to begin in the evening.

The content of the entrustment is also very simple, that is, fishing in the nature reserve and helping to catch a king carp over 1.2 meters. Due to the environmental impact, the size of the king carp in the lake is very different.

Smaller ones are the size of a palm, and larger ones are even larger than normal human body size. Therefore, for fishing veterans here, they must either break the minimum record or the maximum record, choose one of the two, and pumping is prohibited.

Wang Luo was holding a fishing rod, and was about to go towards the lake, when an uninvited guest came, and suddenly two guys he had never seen before appeared, blocking his way.

"Huh? What's the matter with you two?"

"It's a bit...Turn around and have a look."

"Ok?"

Hearing this, Wang Luo subconsciously turned around to look, but suddenly a transparent black tentacle appeared and grabbed his body.

And not only that, this tentacle is emitting strange radiation, and it will slowly absorb the life energy in his body, which is very strange.

After successfully catching Wangluo, the two immediately ran into the uninhabited grove with the Xuwu Yinde, and released a muscle-exploding mosquito, preparing to leave.

They are professionals, and they are very clear about the saying that they die from talking too much, so all actions must be fast, try to avoid talking with the target, or let the other party overhear useful information in the middle of the conversation.

But seeing that Wang Luo seemed to have fallen into a coma under Xuwu Yinde's ability, the two were also very relieved, and then took out their mobile phones and started to communicate.

"His Royal Highness, someone has been caught..."

"Should I directly use Xuwu Yinde to control it?"

"Understood……"

After the conversation was over, he turned around and said, "His Highness Suo De said, after using Xuwu Yin De to control them, let their good brothers kill each other."

"No problem, it can be done in 10 minutes!"

"Get what~"

"Get it...huh?!"

Hearing the voice that suddenly interrupted the conversation, the two of them immediately became vigilant, and then they discovered that the Xuwu Yinde had been killed by Wang Luo with one hand, how could this be a person!

"you……"

"Me? Hehe..."

Wang Luo raised his head, showing a very disdainful expression on his face, looking at the two people in front of him, he didn't expect that he would deceive him by pretending a little bit, no way.

"Explosive Muscle Mosquito, go!"

"Hungry, exploding muscles... Hungry!"

Just as the muscle-exploding mosquito showed its muscles, its hair stood up, and Wang Luo, who turned into a super Sinnoh, was punched to the ground, unable to get up again.

"You can't fight without elves? How can elves be such an inconvenience? Trainers in ancient times all fought in person like this!"

"This……"

The two were completely stunned. Is this really a civilian from the outside world?Why does it feel more terrifying than that adult, how sacred is this!

But they no longer regretted the chance of escaping, the surrounding temperature dropped sharply, and when they came to their senses, they realized that this place was no longer a grove.

"Hee hee~"

Hoopa withdrew the golden ring, and his body disappeared. In the sky shrouded in dark purple, Giratina's figure soared past, full of oppression.

"Ambush me? Have you thought about the consequences?"

Wang Luo squatted in front of the two of them, with a big brother next door smiling on his face, but it gave people a chilling feeling, very scary.

"I warn you to let us go immediately, we are Emperor Garel..."

Before they finished speaking, the two suddenly felt that their souls seemed to be leaving their bodies, and they were about to die!

Ke Wangluo continued to smile, and asked: "I didn't hear clearly, tell me again, what is Galel?"

"We are Garal..."

"Are you sure you want to compare your status? I am an orthodox citizen of the Gods, and I believe in the Great Lord Sinnoh who created this world. No matter what you are, in the comparison of status, you will only lose completely!"

It was also the first time for Wang Luo to see this kind of guy. It was as if he was hiding in a small place and pretending to be the boss. He felt that no one outside was as good as him.

I used to think that this kind of guy would only live in the story, but now I really meet it, it is indeed rare, but the things these guys use are quite interesting, they are all ultra-exotic beasts.

"Tell me, who sent you here? There will be a prize for the first answer~ Of course, there will be punishment for dishonest answers~"

Wang Luo kept that smiling face from the beginning to the end, but under the support of this spiritual world environment, it looked extremely terrifying, which made people's mind collapse...

But after asking clearly, his expression was stiff for a moment, and finally he couldn't hold back anymore.

"It's you Lu Ming again! Wait for me!"

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