What kind of bad thoughts can the queen have?

Falling in love with you, what kind of bad thoughts can the Empress have?

"Certificate?"

Liu Shanqing's heart was agitated, but what came out of his mouth was: "It's better to get married after getting married."

Shi Ran was puzzled: "Why do we have to wait until we get married? It's okay to get it in advance."

It's nothing to get it in advance, but with such a rascal's virtue as a dog, once he gets the certificate, he will be confident and pester her all day long, and he will behave like a duke of Zhou.

It's not that Liu Shanqing is unwilling, but in Liu Shanqing's view, only after the wedding is held, the two are real couples, and she doesn't want to perform Zhou Gong's ceremony with Shi Ran before getting married.

"Two months ago, you said this, and I told you the reason."

"No, you just said that you will get it after you get married."

"This is enough."

"..."

"Okay, okay, I will get it after we get married."

Shi Ran sighed: "Xiao Qingqing's love for me is really not as good as my love for Xiao Qingqing, and she doesn't even want to get a certificate in advance with me to become a legal legal couple."

Liu Shanqing knew that Shi Ran said this on purpose, but when he heard Shi Ran's words, he couldn't help but replied: "I don't want to get the certificate in advance because..."

"Because of what?"

"Because you're an apprentice."

"..."

"What does this have to do with me being an apprentice? No, why am I already an apprentice?"

"Aren't you a disciple?"

"No, I am a very upright person. There is no more upright person in this world than me."

Liu Shanqing was too lazy to talk to Shi Ran, and continued to read the memorial.

Shi Ran continued: "Even if I am a disciple, it is a disciple for you alone, and a disciple for Xiao Qingqing alone."

Liu Shanqing gave Shi Ran a blank look, and only a dog could say such shameless words, but Liu Shanqing unexpectedly found that she was a little happy in her heart, and Liu Shanqing wondered if there was something wrong with her mind.

Shi Ran said mysteriously: "Do you know how many children the Deng Tuzi in history gave birth to?"

"Five," said Liu Shanqing, who had read the story about Deng Tuzi before.

Shi Ran said: "Talented people come out from generation to generation, and the new generation is better than the old ones. As the new generation of apprentices bestowed by the emperor, I must be better than the original apprentices, so in terms of having children, we will Han Xin ordered troops, the more the better."

"..."

Is Liu Shanqing obedient to the dog's thing, and today's people are better than the ancients because they have more children?The more soldiers Han Xin sends, the better. You should be the commander of the army when you give birth to a child!

If Han Xin knew that you were making comparisons like this, he would have to get up from the grave and beat you.

Shi Ran didn't know that Liu Shanqing had become a joker in his heart, so he kissed Liu Shanqing's face and said with a smile: "Xiao Qingqing, let's practice in advance."

The next second, Shi Ran's painful cry sounded in the quiet living room.

"It hurts..."

At noon two days later, on the day he was about to return to Dasui, when Liu Shanqing was cooking in the kitchen, Shi Ran came back with a courier and said mysteriously, "Xiao Qingqing, guess what I bought?"

Liu Shanqing looked back at Shi Ran's empty hands and asked, "What did you buy?"

Shi Ran took out a courier that looked like a book from the pendant, and while unpacking it, he said, "You definitely wouldn't have thought of it..."

Liu Shanqing interrupted: "Go out and dismantle."

"..."

"Won't your conscience hurt? I'm happy to share with you, but you actually chased me? If you don't take the initiative to kiss me for an hour about today's matter, you won't get better."

"There is ashes."

"If you have ashes, you have to kiss."

Liu Shanqing was too lazy to talk to Shi Ran, and continued to cook.

Shi Ran walked to the side of the trash can, unpacked it quickly, took out something that looked like a photo frame, waved it in front of Liu Shanqing's eyes, and asked, "Guess what this thing is used for?"

"For a photo?"

When buying a camera, Liu Shanqing saw a photo frame similar to this one in the store.

"Half right, it is mainly used to hold the marriage certificate. After we get the marriage certificate during the Chinese New Year, I will hang it on the wall."

"Hanging on the wall?"

"Show others, let others know that we are married," Shi Ran said, "Don't you like it? I see that many girls on the Internet like this."

Liu Shanqing never thought of publishing her and Shi Ran's marriage certificates, and she didn't know that it was popular to publish personal marriage certificates here.But hearing what Shi Ran said, Liu Shanqing thought for a while that Shi Ran put their marriage certificate into this photo frame and hung it on the wall. It felt pretty good.

The most important thing is Shi Ran's attitude. Liu Shanqing is very satisfied and likes Shi Ran's attitude.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Shi Ran changed into Da Sui's clothes, put on a wig, and returned to Da Sui with Liu Shanqing.

From the warm living room to the cold Ningqing Hall in an instant, Shi Ran felt a little uncomfortable for a while.

Walking out of Ningqing Hall, Shi Ran walked towards the conservatory, took out his camera and tablet under the cover of his wide sleeves, and said, "Yu'er, Your Majesty and I have a very important task to entrust to you."

Yu'er immediately cheered up and waited for Shi Ran to explain the task.

Shi Ran handed the camera and the tablet to Yu'er, and said, "You have already seen the tablet, so I won't say more.

This is a camera. How should I put it? It is like a mechanical painter. You just need to point this place called the lens at someone, and then press the button called the shutter, and it can instantly draw the appearance of the other person. "

Shi Ran tried his best to use simple and easy-to-understand words to introduce the camera, and at the same time used practical operations to let Yu'er have an intuitive concept of Shi Ran's introduction.

Yu'er is a very smart person. Although she still didn't understand Shi Ran's words, seeing Shi Ran's actual operation, she vaguely understood the use of this strange thing called "camera".

"Your task is to learn to use it as soon as possible in a short time and take beautiful photos. Of course, don't worry too much, you have a few months to learn it."

"promise."

Shi Ran continued to teach Yu'er how to use the camera, and after making sure that Yu'er already knew how to take pictures, he told Yu'er the shooting skills he remembered one by one.

At the same time, Shi Ran turned on the tablet, showed Yuer the instructional video he specially downloaded, and told Yuer where to start watching.

Liu Shanqing didn't care about Shi Ran, and went straight into the warm room and sat behind the desk, checking the political briefing of the general secretary.

Yu'er put on the wireless bluetooth headset that Shi Ran gave her with some novelty, and watched the teaching video seriously.

Although the language in the video is very different from Da Sui's and some unreadable subtitles have brought great difficulties to Yu'er in learning, Yu'er is still studying hard.

Shi Ran knew that Yu'er would encounter such difficulties, so she also wore a wireless Bluetooth headset to translate and explain in real time.

But Shi Ran was fine today, so he had time to translate and explain to Yu'er in real time. In the future, Yu'er will still have to understand and learn by herself.

At most, Shi Ran would spare a little time to explain to Yu'er some terms that she couldn't understand.

After barely memorizing and understanding the first teaching video, Yu'er began to take pictures around the palace with a camera as taught by the video.

Two court ladies and two female guards followed Yu'er to play with the fill light and act as models.

The magic of the camera also spread among the court ladies and guards in just one day.

They all wanted to meet the legendary "mechanical painter".

Shi Ran heard their discussion, called them over, and said, "Do you know why I said that the camera is a mechanical painter?"

"You all know water ghosts, right? Water ghosts don't know either? It's just a river. If someone falls into the water and drowns, he will become a water ghost and stay in the river forever, unable to reincarnate."

"If you want to reincarnate, another person falls into the water and drowns to replace him. At this time, the water ghost will deliberately pull the person into the water and drown him."

"Ah..." A palace maid suddenly burst into tears.

After Shi Ran asked, she found out that the maid's mother fell into the water and drowned. She always thought that her mother accidentally fell into the water, and it turned out that she was killed by a water ghost.

The maid's tearful eyes were instantly filled with hatred for the water ghost.

"...Well, actually, I am teasing you on purpose. There are no ghosts in this world. I am teasing you."

Another maid said: "Yes, I have seen it before."

Having said that, the topic became uncontrollable in an instant, and all the maids talked about their experience of seeing ghosts.

Some even said that she had seen a ghost once in the palace at night.

For a while, panic spread among the court ladies.

Although there is no expansion, the haunting in the palace cannot be suppressed.

The more people said, the more exaggerated they became, and the more they said, the more real they became. Shi Ran couldn't help but wonder if it was true, let alone Liu Shanqing.

That night, Liu Shanqing was lying on Shi Ran's couch, staring at Shi Ran with dissatisfaction: "Look at what you did."

"I'm not trying to tease them, who knows..."

Shi Ran put his arms around Liu Shanqing and said, "Don't worry, even if there is a ghost, it would not dare to act presumptuously with me around. There is a saying that people are three times afraid of ghosts, and ghosts are seven times afraid of people."

"To shut up."

"Xiao Qingqing won't be afraid, will she?"

"Oh, am I afraid?"

Liu Shanqing sneered, but she couldn't help thinking that she seemed to have seen ghosts when she was a child.

The more I think about the past, the clearer and more real it seems to be.

Liu Shanqing's heart started beating, and she subconsciously shrank into Shi Ran's arms.At the same time, Liu Shanqing asked Shi Ran to press the quilt on her back that leaked air.

At the end of the next day, Shi Ran and Liu Shanqing took a dragon chariot to Prime Minister Zuo's mansion to deliver supplies to Mrs. An Yue - warm babies, TV series and movies.

Mrs. An Yue wore a high-quality fur, chatted with Shi Ran and Liu Shanqing for a while, and asked politely: "Have you heard the rumors about the palace?"

"..."

Shi Ran was speechless: "You mean the ghosts in the palace, are they spread outside the palace?"

"Yeah, it's all spread. What's going on? Do you want to ask an alchemist to take a look?"

"No, just one or two little ghosts, one punch at a time, and I threw them all into the oil pan. Before throwing them away, I asked the chef to coat them with oil and deep-fry them. Crying."

As soon as these words came out, Mrs. An Yue was shocked: "Is there really a ghost?"

Liu Shanqing glanced at Shi Ran speechlessly, and said: "Madam, don't listen to his nonsense, there is no such thing. There are no ghosts in the palace. It was because he was idle and bored the day before yesterday, teasing those maids, talking about water ghosts in the river, those palace ladies Believe it."

Mrs. An Yue felt relieved immediately, looked at Shi Ran helplessly, and said, "Of course, you are no longer a child, you should be more cautious. You care about what you have made of yourself. You wear that kind of clothes all day long, and you still refuse to get married." .”

Shi Ran said: "When I see Shi Zhong later, I will persuade her to get married as soon as possible."

"The main thing is you, be more stable, don't be like a child anymore."

"Mom, this is why you don't understand. I am young at heart. I am young at heart, and I look young. Besides, I am only 25 years old, and I am not married. I am a child."

Mrs. An Yue looked at Shi Ran with a speechless face. It was Shi Ran who had the nerve to say that she was still a child at the age of 25.

Shi Ran went on to say: "Besides, I'm going home, not meeting the minister. Do you think that when I go home, it's the same as seeing the minister, Mrs. An Yue, I'm here this time... Do you think it's good?" ?"

Mrs. An Yue didn't answer. Shi Ran has been like this since she was a child, so it makes sense.She glanced at Liu Shanqing, stared at Shi Ran with displeasure and said:

"You still have the face to say that you are not married. You are already 25 years old. The people like Zhang Ping and Li Yun who played with you since childhood have several children. What about you? You must keep procrastinating."

"Don't talk about it all. When Dad comes back from the war, we will end it."

"I'm talking about the past, you had the opportunity to get married before, why didn't you get married? Why did you keep procrastinating?"

"Because of scientific reasoning, the president of the United States has no money to buy rice."

Mrs. An Yue:? ? ?

Shi Ran took out a Polaroid: "Okay, let's not talk about this, anyway, when Dad comes back from the war, I will definitely let you hold your grandson immediately. Guess what this is in my hand?"

Mrs. An Yue glanced and asked, "What is it?"

"Polaroid, for taking pictures, you will know the details later."

Shi Ran called Mrs. An Yue's personal maid, taught her how to use Polaroid, and pulled Liu Shanqing to stand beside Mrs. An Yue.

"Look at that thing, don't move, when I say one, two, three, we will laugh together," Shi Ran said to the maid again, "After I say one, two, three, you press the shutter."

"promise."

"Get ready, one, two, three..."

The Polaroid flashed a blinding white light, and Mrs. An Yue blinked subconsciously, not because she was frightened, but because she was not used to it.

After being baptized in movies and TV dramas, and seeing the flashlight given by Shi Ran, Mrs. An Yue has long been familiar with this white light.

The handmaid who took the photo was also very steady.

Shi Ran flicked the photo paper, glanced at the three smiling people in the photo, and handed the photo to Mrs. An Yue.

Mrs. An Yue looked at the photo with a smile, and said regretfully, "It would be great if your father was here."

"That's a bit unlucky. It's as if my father is gone. When my father comes back, we'll take another picture. At that time, I'll let you hold your grandson, and the five of us will take a picture together."

Mrs. An Yue glared at Shi Ran, very dissatisfied with Shi Ran's first half sentence.However, Mrs. An Yue was very satisfied with the second half of Shi Ran's sentence, and hoped that Shi Ran could do what she said, and let her embrace her grandson as soon as Shi Yuan finished the battle.

Speaking of this, Mrs. An Yue felt a little upset. The whole big follower was probably Shi Ran, a bastard who hadn't married at the age of 25, which made Liu Shanqing unable to get married for a long time.

Mrs. An Yue thought of this, and felt sorry for Liu Shanqing.

After dinner at home, Mrs. An Yue returned to her room with a stack of photos and looked at them one by one.

Shi Ran and Liu Shanqing returned to the palace.Liu Shanqing continued to deal with government affairs, Shi Ran checked Yu'er's study situation, and saw how the photos taken by Yu'er showed the effect.

Not long after, a court lady came to report, and Shi Zhong asked to see her.

Shi Zhong was still wearing the central black robe that has remained unchanged for thousands of years.She walked into the conservatory, saluted Shi Ran and Liu Shanqing, and asked curiously, "Brother, is the palace really haunted?"

"..."