What kind of bad thoughts can the queen have?

Lao Chen Gold Medal Lobster.

When Shi Ran arrived, Fang Tianming and Sun Changtian had already eaten and drank two bottles of beer.Shi Ran didn't care, sat down, picked up a piece of oyster and ate it.

While eating, Shi Ran looked at Fang Tianming and asked, "What's wrong with your wife again this time, tell us to make us happy."

Fang Tianming said with a smile: "It's nothing, I'm going to be a father. From now on, among you, I will be the only one who can confidently call myself Lao Tzu."

Shi Ran wanted to say what a coincidence, and so did I.But thinking about his own situation, Shi Ran could only keep these words in his heart, and scolded with a smile:

"This is what you said so hard to explain? You're so cheap and good-looking. You have long hair and don't even have a girlfriend now."

"Fuck you, just say what you say, why are you teasing me," Sun Changtian said angrily, "I don't want to look for it, but if I want to look for it, I change one every day, do you believe it?"

"I believe you change hands every day."

Sun Changtian picked up a piece of oyster, handed it to Shi Ran, and said, "Come, your sister-in-law treats you to some oysters."

"Go away~"

Shi Ran looked disgusted, looked at Fang Tianming again, and asked, "What's the matter?"

"It's nothing, but her pregnancy reaction is a bit strange. She said that she is annoyed when she sees me, and she always finds fault with me at home. Sometimes I just sit on the sofa and watch TV, but she says that my posture is not correct enough. Then I sit upright Now, they think I'm too upright, saying why I'm so serious at home."

Fang Tianming said with a gloomy face: "In short, I am not good in anything in her eyes now, even if I fart, it is wrong."

Shi Ran said with a smile: "Be patient. Due to the influence of hormones in the early stages of pregnancy, it is normal for pregnant women to have mood changes. It is good to become a little irritable. It is better than some people's depression."

Fang Tianming sighed and said, "I know, so when she scolded me, I didn't say a word. I will do whatever she wants. But being scolded for no reason every day is always a bit annoying, so I asked you to come out for a drink. "

Sun Changtian raised his wine glass and said, "It's okay, you will be bothered when the baby is born. Last time I saw a news report, a man went to the hospital to inhale oxygen because he was helping a child with homework."

"I thank you."

Fang Tianming took a sip of beer and asked Shi Ran, "What about you? Have you got it?"

"No rush, I plan to wait two years before asking for it."

Sun Changtian said: "I just heard that you said it clearly and logically. I thought you were ready to ask for it."

"It's too early now, wait another two years."

After chatting for a while, Sun Changtian said, "I want to ask you something, the one in your studio named Xu Shuwen...is she still single now?"

"What, did you see her?"

Sun Changtian chuckled and said, "To be honest, your father fell in love with her the first time I saw her."

"As far as your memory is concerned, I think you should give up."

"Why, what do you mean by that?" Sun Changtian was puzzled.

"She and we are in the same school," Shi Ran said, "We used to have dinner together when we were in school."

"Is there still this?"

Sun Changtian looked at Fang Tianming.Fang Tianming thought about it and shook his head, he didn't remember either.

Shi Ran said: "In my sophomore year, when my painting was nominated for the China Art Award. Then I celebrated my birthday, and we ate together in the school cafeteria."

Sun Changtian still had no impression.

Fang Tianming remembered: "That's right, I just said she looks so familiar. I remember a man named Xu who has been chasing her, right?"

"Xu Pengju, after graduation, didn't Xu Shuwen come to work in my studio? He even deliberately followed him. He chased Xu Shuwen for several years, but he still couldn't catch up. Last year, he resigned and went home to get married."

Shi Ran looked at Sun Changtian and said, "I remember that you had confessed your love to Xu Shuwen back then, and she rejected you."

"And this?" Sun Changtian said, "There were too many people who confessed their love back then, so I don't remember."

Fang Tianming said: "There is such a thing. I remember that time when Shi Ran was nominated for the China Art Award and invited us to dinner. After eating, you asked Shi Ran for Xu Shuwen's contact information, and then confessed to her, but she was rejected immediately. gone."

Sun Changtian thought for a while and said, "I really don't remember."

Fang Tianming looked at Shi Ran and said, "If I remember correctly, that Xu Shuwen must have had a good impression of you back then. I remember that she looked at you differently from others. She definitely liked you."

"Nonsense, there is no such thing. She and I are a rare pure friendship between a man and a woman."

Fang Tianming snorted and asked Sun Changtian, "Do you believe it?"

"I don't believe it, how can there be a pure friendship between a man and a woman."

"Of course you don't have dirty hearts," Shi Ran said, "Do you know what it means to be selfless and generous? An honest gentleman like me has pure friendship with some girls."

"Come on, that is to say, you have a wife now. If you still don't have a wife, I have to doubt your orientation."

"That's right, in school, such a beautiful school belle confessed to you and chased you, and I heard that she would give it to you for nothing later on, but you refused. You are simply not a man." Sun Changtian said.

"Why, like you guys, if you go out to a girl, you're a man?" Shi Ran said, "You guys know what to do. It's because I'm clean and upright that such a pretty little girl likes me."

Shi Ran went on to say: "Like Changmao, it's okay to look wretched. When you see a pretty little girl, you can't move your eyes. When those little girls see you so wretched, they have no time to hide. How could they fall in love with you?"

Sun Changtian said: "What do you know, I appreciate beauty."

Fang Tianming said with a smile: "I see, you are deliberately pretending to be unfeminine, just to let a pretty girl get close to you, right? Tsk tsk, I am willing to bow down to this scheming."

Sun Changtian also suddenly realized: "Good guy, it turns out that's the case, you kid is hiding it very well."

Shi Ran laughed and said, "Oh, I was discovered by you."

After a while, Fang Tianming's phone rang.Fang Tianming glanced at it, hissed, and connected the phone.

"Hey……"

"Where did you die? Buy something and buy yourself out, hurry up and die for me!"

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Da Sui, at the beginning of Mao.

Liu Shanqing woke up under Yu'er's call.She opened her eyes sleepily, looked at the empty side, and subconsciously asked, "Where is King Qin?"

Yu'er said: "Go back to Your Majesty, King Qin went out after dinner last night, and he hasn't come back yet."

Speaking of this Yu'er, I was a little curious, where did King Qin go, and he didn't come back all night.

Only then did Liu Shanqing realize that Shi Ran had returned to modern times.After changing clothes under Yu'er's service, Liu Shanqing went into the bathroom to wash up.After washing up, Liu Shanqing sat in front of the dressing table, and Yu'er combed her hair.

Just after getting dressed, Shang Shiling came over with three court ladies holding breakfast.

Liu Shanqing looked at the breakfast that was only measured by her, and felt a little uncomfortable in her heart. She couldn't help wondering whether Shi Ran was sleeping or woke up.If he wakes up, what should Shi Ran do with his breakfast?Should be to buy it.

But in modern times, Shi Ran should still be sleeping at this point in time.

Liu Shanqing picked up the ivory chopsticks, picked up a piece of oil cake, and just took a bite, when the voice of the court lady visiting King Qin suddenly sounded outside the room.Liu Shanqing was taken aback, thinking that she had heard wrong.Then, Shi Ran walked in.

Shi Ran is wearing modern clothes.Yu'er and Shang Shiling at the side were all taken aback when they saw Shi Ran's attire.It was Yu'er who was the first to react, saluted Shi Ran, and called King Qin respectfully.

Shi Ran walked to Liu Shanqing with a smile and sat down, then deliberately said with a straight face: "I knew you were disobedient, how did you promise me before I left?"

Liu Shanqing glanced at Yu'er, Yu'er understood, greeted Shang Shiling and others, and retreated.Liu Shanqing waited for Yu'er and his party to leave the room before saying, "Why are you back?"

"You don't want me back?"

"Is there something important?"

"It's okay, I just thought that my little Qingqing must miss me very much, so I came here to have dinner with Xiaoqingqing," Shi Ran said, "It seems that I am being affectionate, Xiaoqingqing not only misses me, but also dislikes me for coming more. "

"Hey, it's only been one night, so the relationship has faded like this?"

Liu Shanqing was speechless: "When did I say that?"

"That's what you meant just now."

"I just saw you dressed like this, and thought you were in a hurry," Liu Shanqing said, "Besides, it's you who want to go back, not I who want you to go back."

"Needless to say these words, I'll just ask you, do you want me to come over?"

Liu Shanqing didn't speak, and continued to eat breakfast.

Just as Shi Ran was about to ask, Yu'er brought a few court ladies along with a breakfast that was exactly the same as Liu Shanqing's.As soon as breakfast was put away, Yu'er took the maid and retreated.

After Yu'er interrupted, Shi Ran didn't ask Liu Shanqing if he wanted to come over, but changed the subject and said, "Fang Tianming's wife is also pregnant."

"How many months?"

"I didn't ask about that, it should be about the same as you," Shi Ran said, "Fang Tianming complained to Changmao and me yesterday that after Su Su became pregnant, his temper became very irritable, and he was particularly unpleasant to see, no matter whether he was Standing or sitting, Su Su will scold him."

Liu Shanqing glanced at Shi Ran, but said nothing.She felt that Shi Ran was pointing something out, and she had not lost her temper with Shi Ran in the past few weeks.

Shi Ran went on to say: "My little Qingqing is better. Even if her temper becomes violent, she won't be like Su Su. I can't help but get angry, and I will apologize afterwards."

Hmph, it's good that you know... Liu Shanqing thought arrogantly, and asked again: "Are there really no other things for you to come?"

"I miss my little Qingqing, and want to have dinner with my little Qingqing, is that a big deal?"

Liu Shanqing actually guessed that Shi Ran was thinking of her and came back, now seeing that this was the reason, Liu Shanqing couldn't help smiling, and said: "It can be counted."

"What does it mean to be counted? This is a big thing."

Shi Ran said: "I originally planned to come back to eat with you for the next three meals a day. With your attitude, I still won't come back. Let's order takeaway at home."

Liu Shanqing couldn't help being a little anxious, and on the surface he still had a calm and cool look, and said: "Takeaway is so unhygienic. If King Qin doesn't want to cook, he can come back to eat. The kitchen prepares three meals a day for King Qin." a portion."

Shi Ran stared at Liu Shanqing and didn't speak.

Liu Shanqing couldn't help asking: "Why does King Qin keep staring at me?"

"I see something wrong with my wife?"

Shi Ran paused and said, "Xiao Qingqing, do you know what attracts me the most?"

Liu Shanqing was a little helpless, thinking that the dog was going to be a hooligan again, but Liu Shanqing was also a little curious about what attracted Shi Ran to him, and replied calmly: "I don't know."

"It's your arrogance that doesn't agree with what you say," Shi Ran said, "You should learn from me, you see how straightforward I am. Besides, you and I are now considered old couples, and the children will come out soon , If you have any thoughts, you can just say it, there is no need to hide it."

Liu Shanqing said with some dissatisfaction: "When did I disagree?"

"Oh, so you really don't care, whether I come back to eat with you three meals a day."

Shi Ran clutched his chest, pretending to be in pain and said: "My heart hurts so badly, Xiao Qingqing, you have seriously hurt me and made my heart into seven or eight dollars, and what you never imagined is that even so, every dollar above It's still you."

Liu Shanqing said helplessly: "When did I say I don't care?"

Shi Ran smiled: "So, Xiao Qingqing really wants her husband to come and accompany you."

Liu Shanqing did not speak again.

"Hey, it's only been one night. Where is the little Qingqing who insisted on sleeping with my arms around her every night, and was dissatisfied with letting go of her hand a little bit? Give her back to me quickly."

Liu Shanqing glared at Shi Ran, and said: "Eat your food, even the food can't stop your mouth."

"Don't talk about falling down, Tsundere Ghost, I won't be here until noon."

After finishing speaking, Shi Ran lowered his head and ate his breakfast.

Liu Shanqing looked at Shi Ran, hesitant to speak.

After a while, Shi Ran finished his breakfast, wiped his mouth, stood up and said, "I'm going back, eat slowly."

Liu Shanqing looked at Shi Ran who had already gone out, and couldn't help asking: "Wait, you...can't make it at noon? If you come, I will ask Yu'er to prepare your meal."

"Do you want me to come? If you want me to come, I will come. If you don't want to, forget it."

Liu Shanqing moved her red lips and said, "I... order you to come here. If you dare not come here, I will... hang you up and beat you."

Shi Ran walked back to Liu Shanqing, pinched Liu Shanqing's face lightly, and said, "What a tsundere, it's so difficult for you to say what you think."

After finishing speaking, Shi Ran raised Xiao Qingqing's slippery chin and kissed it.

Liu Shanqing closed her eyes, let go of her chopsticks, and put her hand on Shi Ran's arm.

About 10 minutes later, Liu Shanqing's face turned red, and she looked at Shi Ran with a blurred gaze.Shi Ran said with a smile: "There are still five or six hours before noon, and I will be here in five or six hours."

Liu Shanqing hummed lightly.

"When you meet the ministers, don't be too tired. After an hour, you have to rest for ten to twenty minutes, do you hear me?"

Liu Shanqing nodded.

"Then I'm leaving. By the way, tonight...does the emperor want his ministers to sleep? Do he want his ministers to put the emperor to sleep before going back?"

"I'm not a child, why do you need to coax me?" Liu Shanqing changed the subject, "But did King Qin forget one thing?"

"what's up?"

"As my hair-drying envoy, your duty is to blow-dry my hair and give me a massage."

"Massage is not within the scope of the imperial hair dry envoy's duties, is it?"

"I say it is, is King Qin willing?"

"Yes, yes, but if you want the horse to run, you have to let the horse eat grass. In order to make the minister more motivated, shouldn't the emperor take the initiative to kiss the minister now?"

Liu Shanqing gave Shi Ran a charming look, stepped forward and kissed Shi Ran.

Shi Ran laughed so hard that his eyes narrowed.