What kind of bad thoughts can the queen have?

When a tsundere empress who looks as beautiful as a fairy, has a voice as sweet as heaven, and has a cool temperament as Chang'e, and who is majestic and majestic, hands you a folded and spotless white silk, and asks you to hang it on a tree for her to play with a serious expression. How do you deal with it?

Of course it's a refusal, so why not agree?

I am not sick.

Shi Ran also felt that he might be a little seriously ill, but he actually thought this Liu Shanqing was a little cute.

Think about it carefully, if Liu Shanqing really wanted to hang him up and beat him, with Liu Shanqing's force, he could do it easily, but Liu Shanqing didn't, just took out the white silk in a serious manner, and asked him to tie himself to the tree, saying that he had deliberately Make some preparations.

Such a tsundere empress is not cute, who is cute?

Just as Liu Shanqing put away the white silk, seeing Shi Ran showing a malicious (wretched) smile again, she immediately wanted to take out the white silk and hang Shi Ran to the osmanthus tree.

After getting in the car, Shi Ran adjusted the navigation, stepped on the accelerator, and the car slowly drove away from the community.

Today's sunshine is a bit dazzling, Shi Ran took out sunglasses from the storage box and put them on.

Seeing this, Liu Shanqing took a closer look and felt that Shi Ran's glasses of this style were not as good-looking as the glasses she wore at home before.

Shi Ran noticed Liu Shanqing's gaze and thought Liu Shanqing was curious about the glasses he was wearing, so he took the initiative to explain: "These are sunglasses, which are different from myopia glasses. They are used to block sunlight."

With that said, Shi Ran took off the sunglasses and handed them to Liu Shanqing.

Liu Shanqing took it and put it on, and found that the sun was no longer glaring.After experiencing it for a while, Liu Shanqing took off the sunglasses and returned them to Shi Ran.

Shi Ran put it on and asked, "Do you know how to do light work?"

"Easy work?"

"For example, if you can fly to a tree, or jump, you can reach the third or fourth floor of that building."

"Some people who are good at climbing can quickly climb up trees, or use tools to climb to the third or fourth floor. As King Qin said, I have never seen it, and I can conclude that no one can do it."

Liu Shanqing went on to say: "King Qin was very good at climbing before. By the way, I remembered that King Qin told me at that time that you are called light work, and you can fly over walls."

Okay, it seems that Da Sui's force value is within the normal range.

Shi Ran asked again: "Is my kung fu in Da Sui very good? Can't a dozen people get close to me?"

"That's right. When King Qin and I traveled around the world, King Qin was recognized as a sword master because of his outstanding swordsmanship. In addition to swordsmanship, King Qin's riding and archery is also unrivaled in the world. Even the Huns who grew up on horseback can also be regarded as sword masters." King Qin walks like a dog."

In the last sentence, Liu Shanqing used Shi Ran's old rhetoric.

"What about your kung fu? What level is it?"

"Above the middle, more than self-preservation."

Throwing chopsticks casually and being able to nail the wall to the wall is called top-of-the-line, more than self-preservation... Shi Ran has a shallow concept of Da Sui's martial arts, and is more aware that his martial arts in the future will be too high.

It's a pity, it would be great if this good kung fu can be passed on to me through the pendant.

Shi Ran didn't pay too much attention, and said to Liu Shanqing with a smile, "Did you find a problem?"

"what is the problem?"

"I really love you, Xiao Qingqing."

Such blunt and frivolous words again, although Liu Shanqing has heard it many times, she still feels a little uncomfortable, feeling sweet and uncomfortable in her heart.She pretended to be calm and asked: "King Qin, please speak clearly."

"Didn't you say that you hung me up and beat me in Da Sui?" Shi Ran said, "I'm a sword master, and my kung fu is so much better than yours. You can still hang me up and beat me, but that doesn't prove that I love you." You?"

The truth is this, but in fact Liu Shanqing met Shi Ran for the first time, and because he couldn't bear Shi Ran's entanglement, harassment, and provocation, he hung Shi Ran up and beat him.

After that, Liu Shanqing was the same as before, only threatening verbally but never taking action.

When they met for the first time, Shi Ran had never learned swordsmanship, riding and shooting in order to play a good role as a dandy.The swordsmanship, riding and shooting that Shi Ran knew were all taught by Liu Shanqing when they were traveling.

For these things, Liu Shanqing didn't say anything, just pretended that he didn't hear what Shi Ran said.

Shi Ran went on to say: "Little Qingqing, you see I love you so much, you..."

Liu Shanqing guessed that Shi Ran wanted to take the opportunity to ask her for a reward that would embarrass her, so he preemptively interrupted, "Maybe it's what King Qin said, or maybe it's because of King Qin's special hobby."

"..."

"You, you think so. Sigh, now I know what it means to compare my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines in the ditch. It can't be done, my heart hurts so much, you have to make it up to me, otherwise this matter will never end."

"King Qin doesn't need to cover up like this. I still say the same thing. If King Qin's habit makes trouble again in the future, I can reluctantly help King Qin."

"..."

"The emperor can really satisfy me?"

Liu Shanqing was startled, her bright peach blossom eyes widened.

"Do you really have such a hobby?!"

"Are you saying that no matter what hobbies I have, you can satisfy me?"

"..."

"The emperor keeps his word, so it doesn't count."

"..."

"The emperor speaks."

"...King Qin...you, do you really have such a habit?"

"Will you answer me first?"

"Okay, okay, don't blame me if you get hurt."

"I won't get hurt, how could I get hurt? The subject's habit is that if he doesn't hold the emperor's hand for a moment, he will feel uncomfortable all over."

"..."

"Ah, the habit has started to cause trouble, can the emperor satisfy the minister?"

Liu Shanqing gave Shi Ran an angry look, and said, "I will only hang the King of Qin up and beat him."

During the chat, Shi Ran spent nearly an hour arriving at the Chinese medicine store closest to home.

The salesperson in the pharmacy only asked Shi Ran for the purpose of buying the medicine, and then gave Shi Ran the medicine according to the amount Shi Ran needed, and then according to Shi Ran's requirements, smashed it into a powder and packaged it.During the period, she also enthusiastically recommended various models and styles of medicine cooking pots to Shi Ran.

Shi Ran didn't refuse, the kitchen in his house is just a decoration, there is nothing to want in it, and the range hood and gas stove that I bought along the way during the renovation don't know if they are still useful.

After paying the payment, Shi Ran walked out of the pharmacy carrying a large medicine pot and Liu Shanqing carrying a large bag of traditional Chinese medicine.

When he came to the parking place, Shi ran opened the trunk and put his things in.Then, Shi Ran took out his mobile phone to check the time, and saw that it was almost noon, so he proposed to have lunch nearby.

Liu Shanqing has no objection, on these matters, Liu Shanqing is used to listening to Shi Ran.

After lunch, Shi Ran asked Liu Shanqing if he wanted to go to the studio with him?Liu Shanqing refused unexpectedly.Instead of doing nothing in the studio, Liu Shanqing wanted to go home and review the memorials.

So, Shi Ran sent Liu Shanqing home first, rested for a while, and then went to the studio alone.

After class at 05:30 in the afternoon, Shi Ran arrived home at six o'clock, carrying duck necks and tripe bought near the studio.

Liu Shanqing was sitting on the sofa watching "Historical Records", the memorials piled up on the tea table were gone, it seemed that they had finished reviewing, and asked Liu Shanqing to put it back in the pendant.

Seeing Shi Ran come back, Liu Shanqing smiled and said, "I'm back."

These words are obviously very simple, but they seem to have magical powers, sweeping away the fatigue accumulated by Shi Ran's continuous driving and class today, and his whole body becomes more relaxed, and the smile on his face is even brighter.

At this time, Shi Ran suddenly remembered that he had seen on the Internet that some middle-aged men would rather sit in a daze in the car than go home after get off work, saying that the car was the only haven for his tired life.

Shi Ran said it was difficult to understand. In Shi Ran's view, Liu Shanqing was the harbor of his tired life.

Seeing Liu Shanqing and hearing Liu Shanqing's voice made Shi Ran feel relaxed and happy.

It would be even better if Xiao Qingqing could take the initiative to hug him and kiss him.

Hehe ~