What kind of bad thoughts can the queen have?

"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense with you, Dad's substitute driver is here, let's go first."

Sun Changtian was obviously a little drunk, Shi Ran and Fang Tianming were on his right, but he waved to his left.

Then, Sun Changtian walked over to his car with steady steps, holding the window with his left hand and rubbing the door with his right hand for a long time, but he couldn't find the door handle.Shi Ran hurried forward, opened the car door for him, and helped him to sit in.

Fang Tianming hung on his girlfriend Su Su, his face flushed, and he said vaguely: "Shangmao's drinking capacity hasn't improved at all, it's still so bad after so many years."

Shi Ran said with a smile: "Maybe it's because of dog food that I'm autistic, and I have to rely on alcohol to anesthetize myself."

"You can drink as well as ever. It's almost as if you're okay after drinking a bottle of white wine," Fang Tianming complained to his girlfriend, "He still doesn't drink, and his alcohol capacity is still so good. You say it's irritating or not."

Su Su forced a smile and supported Fang Tianming with difficulty, it was too heavy.

Seeing this, Shi Ran immediately helped Fang Tianming over, and asked Su Su, where is the car parked?

Su Su asked back, "The surrogate driver you called hasn't come yet?"

"Come on, you guys go back first."

Su Su nodded, and took Shi Ran to the right for about ten meters, and stopped in front of a white Porsche.Shi Ran stuffed Fang Tianming into the co-pilot and fastened his seat belt.After Su Su bid farewell to Shi Ran and Liu Shanqing, she drove away.

Shi Ran looked at the Porsche going away, smiled and said to Liu Shanqing: "I'll teach you how to drive when I have time later."

Liu Shanqing nodded, she really wanted to try driving a car.

At this time, Shi Ran's phone rang, and it was the phone number of the driver's brother.While telling him where his car was parked, Shi Ran and Liu Shanqing walked towards the parked car.

Just as Shi Ran and Liu Shanqing walked to the car, the surrogate driver arrived on a foldable electric car.Shi Ran handed over the car keys to the valet driver, and sat in the back row with Liu Shanqing.The lights in the compartment were not turned on, and the surrogate driver drove quietly.

Shi Ran pinched his temples and said, "I also drank a little too much, and my head is a little dizzy."

"You rest for a while, I will call you when you get home."

"It's okay," Shi Ran said, "Did you drink?"

"drink."

"How's your drinking capacity?"

"good."

Shi Ran let out an oh, and continued to chat with Liu Shanqing in a random way.

In a blink of an eye, I arrived at the community where I lived, and the driver brother helped to drive downstairs, found a parking space, parked the car, and then rode his small foldable electric donkey and left.

Shi Ran glanced left and right, and held Liu Shanqing's hand.

Liu Shanqing naturally pays attention to her surroundings to prevent people from coming and going.

"Do you think Fang Tianming married his girlfriend?"

"over."

"No."

"Not married? Since they are not married, why do they call each other that way?"

"It's like this here. Many young couples have just confirmed their relationship, and their husbands and wives are crying. Some of them just met in the morning, and they slept together in the same bed at noon, performing Zhougong's ceremony."

Liu Shanqing glanced at Shi Ran, suspecting that Shi Ran meant something when he said this.

Shi Ran asked again: "Do you know why men here call their partners wives?"

"Why?"

"In myths and legends, Yue Lao is the most handsome male god among all gods, and Meng Po is the most beautiful goddess. They love each other deeply. But the heaven does not allow love, so Yue Lao is punished to lead the red line."

Liu Shanqing interrupted: "Why is the heaven not allowed to fall in love?"

"Because immortals have an infinite lifespan, if they fall in love, they will have children, which will cause the heavens to be overcrowded."

Liu Shanqing heard the words and felt that Shi Ran should be talking nonsense, what kind of reason is this.

Shi Ran went on to say: "Heaven punishes the old man to hold the red thread. If he moves slowly, he will be entangled in the red thread and become an old man. Po Meng was sent to the underworld, and her appearance became extremely ugly. To commemorate this love, people take the moon Laolao and Mengpo's wife call a man's partner his wife."

Liu Shanqing was puzzled: "That's it. The woman's husband should be called Yue Meng, or Meng Lao. Why is it called Husband? I checked the meaning of Husband on the Internet, and it originally meant..."

Shi Ran interrupted: "You just said the woman's husband, what's his name now?"

"husband."

"Hey, my husband is here, why does my wife call her husband?"

"..."

Dog things are taking advantage of me again.

Liu Shanqing glanced at Shi Ran, on the surface he still looked cold, but because of the wife in Shi Ran's mouth, there were ripples in his heart, smiles flocked to his face, Liu Shanqing pursed his lips and endured it.

"My wife is talking, what are you calling my husband for?"

Liu Shanqing couldn't help showing a smile, then deliberately put on a straight face, and said seriously: "Don't call me that, we are not married yet."

"Oh, yes, wife."

"..."

Liu Shanqing had no choice but to ignore Shi Ran.But Liu Shanqing always remembered that Shi Ran called him his wife, and there was a slight smile on the corner of his mouth.

It was past ten o'clock when I got home, Shi Ran asked Liu Shanqing to take a bath first, while he stood up.After Liu Shanqing took a shower and prepared a medicinal bath for him, he took a change of clothes and entered the steaming bathroom.

Although the room belonged to Liu Shanqing, when Shi Ran took the medicinal bath, Liu Shanqing did not lie on the bed, but sat on the sofa to review the memorial.

But Liu Shanqing is not in the mood now, she is still thinking about Shi Ran calling her wife.

She felt that Shi Ran should have been drinking, which made her nature more revealing.

After a while, Shi Ran walked up to Liu Shanqing with the foot soaking bucket and let Liu Shanqing soak her feet.

At the same time, Shi Ran took a hair dryer to help Liu Shanqing dry her hair.After blowing her hair, Shi Ran began to massage Liu Shanqing, yawning from time to time on the way.

"Go to sleep now."

"It's okay, I'm still waiting for you to give me a massage."

Liu Shanqing stared at Shi Ran and asked, "Massage? When did I promise you to give you a massage?"

Shi Ran replied with a natural expression: "It's at the shooting range at noon, you agreed at that time."

Liu Shanqing was about to retort that she didn't agree, but then she thought about it, this would just allow her to give Shi Ran a massage in an open and aboveboard manner, so as to avoid the embarrassment of being discovered by Shi Ran, so she remained silent without refuting.

Seeing that Liu Shanqing did not refute, Shi Ran smiled brightly.

After the massage, pour out the water in the foot bath bucket, Liu Shanqing is still sitting on the sofa, reviewing the memorial.Shi Ran excitedly came to Liu Shanqing and said, "Is it approved? Let's go."

Liu Shanqing put down the memorial and stood up.

Shi Ran immediately took Liu Shanqing's hand and walked towards the room.When he arrived in the room, Shi Ran flicked his shoes, climbed directly onto the bed, then turned around and asked, "Should I lie on my stomach or lie down?"

"You can."

When Shi Ran heard this, he immediately lay down and didn't move.

Liu Shanqing sat on the edge of the bed and began to massage Shi Ran's right arm with moderate strength.

Shi Ran looked at Liu Shanqing in autumn pajamas, feeling as if his wife was giving her husband a bedtime massage, and her smile was even brighter.

Liu Shanqing's expression was cold and calm, but Shi Ran's staring eyes made Liu Shanqing's fair little face involuntarily warm, and a faint red glow floated on it.

Shi Ran asked, "How do you feel about life here?"

"Very good," Liu Shanqing paused, "much better than Da Sui."

"In fact, life here is also very tiring and hard, especially for young people nowadays. Don't look at me as if I live a good life and don't lack money. I can buy whatever I want. This is because I have the ability. A teacher treated me like his son and paved the way for me, and my parents helped me pay the down payment on the house, which helped me solve the biggest problem in my life."

Shi Ran said: "Many young people like me spend more than half of their monthly salary on rent. Most of the rented houses are dilapidated, and some are in the basement, with the toilet next to the bed."

Liu Shanqing listened silently, a little confused why Shi Ran suddenly mentioned this, was it because of his friend named Fang Tianming?

At dinner at night, Liu Shanqing learned from Shi Ran and Sun Changtian's few words that Fang Tianming's life should not be very good.

Shi Ran went on to say: "So, as a reward for my husband's hard work in massaging, my husband is willing to give half of the bed to my dear wife."

Liu Shanqing: ...

damn thing!