The World: Tu Ziqiang's Counterattack

255, two eat

Tu Ziqiang dialed Cai Xiaoguang's number, and started talking nonsense again, the teasing young man blushed and faltered.

"Brother, you are not real, tsk tsk~" Tu Ziqiang clicked his lips, "Tell me, where are you with Zhu Yu? Don't you just hold hands? Hehehehe..."

"I, I~ Is there anyone like you?" Cai Xiaoguang hesitated.

"Hey, boring!" Tu Ziqiang tapped his lips in boredom, "Hey, let me tell you, when will we do it?"

"I want you to take care of it! Is it okay? Don't occupy public resources and gossip!" Cai Xiaoguang said impatiently.

"I~" Tu Ziqiang clicked his lips.

Gada!

Cai Xiaoguang's phone has already been hung up.

"My Cao's~" Tu Ziqiang gritted his teeth, "This Cai Xiaoguang can't have a partner, a thing that forgets righteousness because of sex!"

bell bell~

The phone rings.

"Hello~~~ Xiaoli?" Tu Ziqiang answered the phone with a hippie smile.

"Who is Xiaoli~" Cai Qiaoqiao's voice came from the opposite side.

"Aren't you just Xiaoli?" Tu Ziqiang laughed, "I don't even give a call, I have to talk about your brother every time before you know the call."

"Hey, I'm in high spirits today!" Cai Qiaoqiao covered her mouth and chuckled, "What's the happy event?"

"You know all about the chemical fertilizers, so I won't talk about it." Tu Ziqiang said winkingly, "I made a batch of his rarest stuff for my uncle!"

"What?" Cai Qiaoqiao was a little confused.

"A group of scientists! How are you? " Tu Ziqiang said with a smile.

"When did you switch to human trafficking?" Cai Qiaoqiao became serious, "Kidnapping is not acceptable, don't annoy your neighbors!"

"It's not kidnapping, it's fishing from Kazan~" Tu Ziqiang licked his lips, "Li Daitao is so stiff that no one knows it, they are dead over there, come to us for plastic surgery..."

"Hiss~" Cai Qiaoqiao gasped, "This, I have to ask about this!"

"Did Dr. Li tell you about the plastic surgery?" Tu Ziqiang stroked the phone line, "My opinion is to send them to Jichun Prison for surgery first..."

"Why are you telling me this?" Cai Qiaoqiao asked knowingly, very reserved.

"Doctor Li and the others, I can't invite them~" Tu Ziqiang sneered, "It's up to you to coordinate~"

"Ah~" Cai Qiaoqiao said in a long voice, "So, these ten people were actually bought by us with Dr. Li's skills, right?"

"It doesn't matter, as long as it is good for the country, I don't care." Tu Ziqiang said seriously.

Cai Qiaoqiao was silent.

"Are you satisfied with the things I've done recently?" Tu Ziqiang asked softly.

"Well, basically satisfied~" Cai Qiaoqiao replied ambiguously.

"Take care of the surgery team~" Tu Ziqiang paused, "It should be available soon."

"Okay~" Cai Qiaoqiao lightly agreed, "I'll ask later."

"Actually, wouldn't it be better to use a milder method? Anyway, wouldn't it be enough if you can achieve your goal?" Tu Ziqiang asked with a pun.

"I don't know~" Cai Qiaoqiao was silent for a while, then said softly, "I have nothing else to do, I'm hanging up~"

"Hmm~" Tu Ziqiang agreed softly.

A blind tone came from the microphone.

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The eighth day of April in the Gengxu year.

"The wine is good!" Li Pi stretched out his thumb, "It is indeed much better than stuffed with potatoes!"

"Right~" Tu Ziqiang grinned, "I'm not kidding you~~ Sorghum rice is the most suitable crop for wine making!"

"There will be no problems on the road, right?" Li Pi asked seemingly unintentionally, "Where are eleven people?"

"Shh~~" Tu Ziqiang pouted and imitated.

"Huh?" Li Pi frowned.

"We use airplanes~~" Tu Ziqiang smiled shyly, "Don't worry~~"

"Private plane?" Li Pi bit his pale lips with a look of disbelief.

Tu Ziqiang nodded triumphantly.

"But next time it may not be the same treatment~" Tu Ziqiang Kaba Kaba eyes, "This time it just happens to have a favorable wind."

Li Pi pursed his lips in disbelief.

"After all, we are a non-governmental organization, I believe you can understand this~" Tu Ziqiang smiled very honestly, "This time I caught up with the plane, next time it will be a tractor, um, a tractor~ For example, Li Pi, you need service Most of the time, it’s a tractor~”

"Is there a special plane with a smooth wind?" Li Pi curled his lips, "Tu, you don't pay attention!"

"Here~ I accept the ticket but not the person, and I've collected it~" Tu Ziqiang pushed eight beautifully printed mule tickets noncommittally, "Each one is worth [-] knives."

"That's it?" Li Pi rubbed the ticket, and said, "The printing is quite beautiful. If tomorrow, a kilogram of gold is not worth [-] knives, you can exchange it at [-] knives?"

"This year's price is 20 dollars, next year it will increase by at least [-]%." Tu Ziqiang stretched out two fingers, "Interest."

"Then how many tickets do I have, uh, can this mule ticket get a ride on the wind?" Li Pi swallowed.

"One hundred tickets," Tu Ziqiang grinned, "As long as you have one hundred tickets, you will be able to take advantage of the wind wherever you go, of course only in our country."

"Are you planning to do business abroad?" Li Pi sneered.

"Maybe someday someone will take your plane to your place~" Tu Ziqiang said pointedly.

"Then I have to double it~" Li Pi didn't take it seriously, "If you don't open for three years, you will eat for three years when you open."

"Who knows~" Tu Ziqiang chuckled, "Did they take you to the vault to see it? How is it?"

"Well~" Li Pi rubbed his chin.

Tu Ziqiang looked at him patiently.

"Unbelievable!" Lippi sighed, "I never thought I would see so much gold one day, never!"

Tu Ziqiang smiled and said nothing.

"By the way, what do you rely on to achieve at least 20% of the annual value-added?" Li Pi looked at Tu Ziqiang fixedly, "I don't believe that there will be people who take advantage of it and keep filling it with money."

"Life is priceless, and we can provide life-protecting services." Tu Ziqiang shook his finger, "In our case, the unit of measure for the value of life is the mule roll."

"I still don't understand~" Li Pi shook his head.

"Prices in this world are always rising," Tu Ziqiang crossed his fingers casually on his stomach, "We call it inflation."

"Please continue~" Li Pi couldn't help straightening his waist.

"The inflation rate is generally around 7%-14%. Of course, this is an average." Tu Ziqiang tapped his finger on the table lightly, "Prices are always changing, but the value of life will not depreciate. Let me tell you that Understand?"

"Hiss, you mean, the 7%-14% is part of the increase?" Li Pi scratched his scalp.

"Almost ~" Tu Ziqiang nodded slightly, "For example, this time, we helped eleven people without confiscating an ounce of gold from you. Next time, it will definitely not be free, right? Next time we may charge a hundred tickets It takes a mule roll to help a man."

Li Pi frowned and thought hard.

"For another example, the person who takes your ride needs to exchange his dao coins for your Mao coins before he goes to your place." Tu Ziqiang grinned, "If he doesn't have a mule roll, then we will charge you five or six dollars." The handling fee is not too much, is it? After all, he has no channels, and if someone else goes to your place, what's the point of asking for knives and coins?"

"Then we..." Li Pi rubbed his hands.

"Yes, you can do it yourself." Tu Ziqiang spread his hands, "But one party must pay first, right? This involves a trust issue."

Li Pi frowned and fell into thought.

"It's different with us." Tu Ziqiang said softly, "If something goes wrong, they can talk to us, and we, hehe, you know that?"

"Then is it impossible for you to be dishonest?" Li Pi raised his head and asked.

"We won't, because that's what we do. It's impossible to cheat and run away." Tu Ziqiang spread his hands, "Being a businessman always values ​​reputation more than traveling businessmen, right?"

"Well~" Li Pi nodded slowly.

"You need me as a guarantor in the middle~~" Tu Ziqiang said softly.

"But, in the future, you will send out more mule rolls, what should you do if there is not so much demand every year?" Li Pi asked with a frown.

"That's even better~" Tu Ziqiang grinned, "At that time, the mule roll will have financial attributes~ Its actual transaction price must be much higher than our purchase price!"

"Huh?" Li Pi looked at Tu Ziqiang suspiciously.

"For example, the big guy behind you," Tu Ziqiang said in a low voice, "will he temporarily buy mule rolls when he needs them, or take them slowly when he's free?"

Li Pi nodded slowly.

"And our mule rolls are not exchanged for you if you have gold." Tu Ziqiang waved his hands reservedly, "I will give you only if you have added value. For example, this time you are able to provide fertilizer... "

"Therefore, mule rolls in the market are limited, and if you want them, you have to charge a high price from others!" Li Pi slapped his thigh.

"That's right~" Tu Ziqiang said with a smile, "Life is priceless, this is the first..."

"There will still be some speculators~ they will make a profit by speculating!" Li Pi smiled wickedly, "After all, the credit endorsement behind this thing is very reliable~"

"Also," Tu Ziqiang stretched out a finger and shook it slowly, "Have you ever thought about it, the more people who hold mule rolls, the less risky our mule rolls will be..."

"Huh?" Li Pi lost his mind a little bit.

"So many important people's property is on mules, do you think they would like to see mules collapse?" Tu Ziqiang looked at Li Pi with a smile, "If something unfavorable to the safety of mules happens, do you think they will not?" Will you intervene?"

"Ci'ao~" Li Pi was covered in cold sweat, staring at Tu Ziqiang dumbfounded.

"As long as there are many people who believe in it, it is a piece of shit and a rare treasure." Tu Ziqiang spread his hands and pursed his lips, "Besides, it has the value of guaranteeing the bottom line, what do you think?"

"I have some gold, and I want to exchange it for this mule roll!" Li Pi grabbed Tu Ziqiang's hand, "Mule roll? What a fucking name! Can't you come up with a better name?"

"The risk is not small now," Tu Ziqiang spread his hands, "after all, we are only trading for the first time."

Li Pi's blue eyes fixed on Tu Ziqiang.

"Unless you can bring in more important people, such as..." Tu Ziqiang took out a cigarette and threw it into his mouth.

"You have to promise me a one-for-one exchange!" Li Pi held tightly.

"Not only do I promise you a one-for-one exchange," Tu Ziqiang sprayed out a column of smoke, "I also promise you a one-to-one exchange for the first 1500 tickets. Of course, it must be within this year. By next year, you will get at least [-] dollars Change it!"

"One thousand is too few, as you said, the bigger the plate, the safer it is." Li Pi swallowed, "At least the first [-] are one to one!"

"Li Pi, Li is real skin!" Tu Ziqiang was puffing out smoke and shaking his hands heavily.

"Don't be too greedy," Li Pijian smiled, "We only have ten tons, but you have laid a hundred tons!"

Tu Ziqiang grinned, noncommittal.

256、Thinking

How can an old blue hat like Li Pi tell the truth?

If Tu Ziqiang believed it, he would fall into the pit.

At least before unipolarity, it will not be too attractive to big hairs.

After all, the only attractive service that mutual aid societies can provide now is actually insurance.

It would be different if I could get Amei~.

It is now May, and there are still seven months until the end of the year. It is estimated that Li Pi will not really invest real money.

However, there is such a logical self-consistent motivation and reasonable plate, it is impossible to say that there is no temptation.

What's more, it's impossible for the old blue hat to get on a boat with a big shot.

In fact, if Tu Ziqiang can give Li Pi a little investment commission, this old boy will work harder.

Tu Ziqiang won't give it, although the knife currency will be decoupled from gold in less than a year, and after that, gold will continue to skyrocket for three or four years.

But that kind of increase will make them feel fooled.

Well, you charged 1100 knives and gave me a 20% increase every year, and then the international gold market rose by 400% in one year?

Don't talk to others about the spirit of contract. The world of the strong only depends on strength, and the contract is waste paper.

What's more, you are dealing with big hairs who have been known for their dishonesty for hundreds of years?

It doesn't matter if your gold goes up by 400%, the value of my mules will also go up, let's go up to 500%!

Don't think it's too expensive, it's not enough to change~

You have to provide additional services that satisfy us!

These ideas are still a bit unrealistic now, but you can wait until the Mutual Aid Club contacts Sashimi Country and Amei Country.

Just one buyer will definitely not be able to raise the price, and someone must grab it.

In fact, after the knife coin and gold are decoupled, it is not so much the appreciation of gold as the depreciation of the knife coin.

It's just that the knife coin as a settlement currency blurs the value.

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"All those with mouse feces background will be sorted out and put aside." Tu Ziqiang rubbed his temples, "These people, Team Leader Wang, understand the situation better, and they will be sent to him for approval after summarizing them later. Let's not interfere~"

"Understood, brother~" Ma Wu squinted his eyes and nodded with a smile.

"You three are responsible for this matter, don't spread it." Tu Ziqiang stroked his hair and stood up, looking at Liu Yang, Ma Wu, and Li Wang and said.

"Understood, brother, we understand~" Ma Wu looked at Tu Ziqiang expectantly, "We don't feel at ease if we give it to others."

"Well, back~" Tu Ziqiang walked around the desk and muttered.

"I'll take it back after Team Leader Wang approves it," Ma Wuka frowned, "I won't let others interfere, they don't understand the situation."

"Well~" Tu Ziqiang nodded in satisfaction, patted Ma Wu on the shoulder and left.

"Cao~" Li Wang with his big head curled his lips and cursed, "Virtue! Old horse, it would be superfluous for me to say you! Can we guys do it?"

"Lao Li, we are all relying on Yoko, you have to appreciate it!" Ma Wu smiled and glanced at Liu Yang, who was working dull and expressionless, "Otherwise, we all have to go to the countryside by the end of the year~"

"Cao, go to the countryside as soon as he goes to the countryside. Look at how good he is! He's better than my father! Bah, grandma!" Li Wang whined and complained, but kept his hands on.

"We men don't have the same knowledge as him~" Ma Wu shook his hand, Li Wang snorted and fell silent.

"Hey, why are you talking so much nonsense?" Liu Yang snorted his portfolio, "Don't come if you can! I begged you to come?"

"Hey, Yoko, what you said is wrong~" Li Wang rolled up his sleeves and wanted to reason.

"Don't be noisy~" Ma Wu bowed to each other, "It's serious if we do our errands well! The group is full of big yard boys, not just the three of us!"

"Rare?" Li Wang pouted with disdain.

"You don't care about me~" Ma Wu bowed and smiled wryly, "My father is not capable of arranging for you, so I just point out this job and keep the bean juice! How about it, if you don't look at others, you just look at it Me? Make it or not?"

"Huh~" Li Wang rolled his eyelids, and hummed eccentrically, and his acid regurgitation stopped when he stepped down the stairs.

He is hypocritical and loves to pretend, but he is not stupid.

"Yangzi?" Ma Wu bowed his waist and looked at Liu Yang with squinting eyes.

Liu Yang snorted sullenly, but had no choice but to give up.

"Yangzi, both of us are grateful to you for bringing us in~" Ma Wu thumped Liu Yang, and said in a low voice, "Li Wang is just so fucked up, it's not the first day you know him, right? I'm also grateful to you Woolen cloth!"

Li Wang snorted, pinched Liu Yang with his eyes and remained silent.

This attitude is considered submissive to him.

"It's been a long time since I was a kid, and I've been shaking for a while, look at how bad he is~" Liu Yang pursed his lips and looked aggrieved.

"Okay, okay, can't I miss you? Don't be a bitch~" Li Wang waved his hand impatiently.

"It's not a matter of thinking about love or not..." Liu Yang still wanted to explain, scratching his neck.

"Everyone is a child, who doesn't know who. We brothers don't need to do this, right?" Ma Wu gave Liu Yang a hand.

After a while, Li Wang's sour monkey will be impatient again.

"Oh~" Liu Yang responded sullenly.

"What do you mean, team leader?" Ma Wu's eyeballs rolled.

"You don't know yet? He and mouse shit are not on the same side. He doesn't want to take the responsibility and earn the favor~" Li Wang waved his hand and said very clearly, "The mouse shit is obviously from the old king's side. , right, it would be better to let him do it without taking responsibility!"

"I still have to say you, Old Li Gao~~ This shitty thing is tasteless if you touch it! That's when you open your mouth!" Ma Wu muttered and stretched out his thumb, "Old Li, then you say we ?”

"Fucking nonsense, you're blind!" Li Wang squinted his eyes, "Didn't you see that the surname Wang doesn't have a fart? Which leg is so thick that it's unclear? Let me tell you, this is Tu Ziqiang Knowing how to be a human being, I can’t hold back the rat shit anyway, so I will let the old man save some face!”

"Can't it be that Team Leader Wang is unwilling to deal with these chores?" Ma Wu swallowed, "You don't know what his job is, do you?"

"Cut~" Li Wang curled his lips, looking too lazy to defend himself.

"Yangzi?" Ma Wu turned his gaze to Liu Yang again.

"The leader of the human king knows who you are?" Liu Yang said sullenly, "Besides, who is willing to let go if he has the power? No time to deal with it or listen to the report? When do you think the team leader will report to the big old king?"

"Old Ma, you are not as good as Yoko!" Li Wang looked contemptuous, his big round head lighting up rhythmically.

"I want to say..." Ma Wu blushed.

"Don't even think about it, the grass on the wall will never end well~" Li Wangfei waved his hand, "This is not a treat for dinner! It's not a fuss! It's not painting and embroidery! It can't be so elegant..."

Ma Wu listened to Li Wang's spitting and memorizing articles with a receptive expression.

"Why do you think so much?" Liu Yang said sullenly, "Team leader Tu is happy when things are done, but if things go wrong, team leader Wang can't wait for us little salamis."

"That's right!" Li Wang stretched out his fat hand and patted Liu Yang heavily, "Old Ma, don't you say that work trains people, look, how much progress has Yoko made? You should learn more in the future!"

"Hey~" Ma Wu bowed like a shrimp.

"Work, work! I'll invite you to eat duck when you get paid, and don't steal it from me!" Li Wang muttered while rolling up his sleeves, and glanced at Liu Yang unobtrusively.

The work is not difficult. If the team leader has no special requirements to get stuck, the audit work is just a formality.

The three brothers took the form and glanced at it. If it wasn't mouse droppings, they would be stamped directly, and if they were mouse droppings or they were not sure, they would be put in another pile.

In this way, more than 1 copies were finished in one day, and there are more than 7 to [-] copies in the future.

"I said, this is not a problem~" Li Wang rubbed his trembling neck, "There are still so many, if this continues, the three of us will have to throw this away!"

"Team Leader Tu said that it's just the three of us, and don't let it spread~" Ma Wu hesitated.

"It's the ninth day of junior high school today, and school will start on the 27th of next month." Li Wang rubbed his chin, "Even if we keep up with today's speed, it will take at least a week to finish. If that's the case, it will be sixteen~~ Believe in the Tao We still have to walk for a week to two weeks. We have to count as the slowest, and it will be in the hands of the students on the third and fourth day of the next month~ The students will go through the formalities again, and then come here, hiss...fucking riches are not given Hit!"

"Old Li, what do you mean?" Ma Wuka frowned.

"We worked so hard just now, we didn't even drink our saliva, we've been here for more than ten hours, and we haven't eaten any food~" Li Wang grinned, "What do you think the team leader is up to?"

"Yangzi?" Ma Wu turned to look at Liu Yang.

"Why do you care so much, let's just let Bang Dang..." Liu Yang was still stamping his head.

"No, he never wants to exhaust us to death, does he?" Li Wang's eyebrows twitched.

"That's definitely not~" Ma Wu shook his head, "Isn't that right, Yoko?"

"Hmm~" Liu Yang was still working on it.

"Cao, you two idiots are leading the two tigers~" Li Wang threw his official seal, "Let's go, let's get off work after pissing!"

"Ah?" Ma Wu still didn't understand.

"You still don't understand?" Li Wang stared wide-eyed, "Why did the team leader let the three of us do it? Huh?"

"Delaying time?" Ma Wu looked puzzled.

"That's right! It's just delaying time!" Li Wang slapped his hands, "I don't know what he wants to do, but he must be delaying time now! Let's just get stuck and let the students make a little mistake before it's too late!"

Liu Yang's hand holding the official seal also stopped.

"Let's go, Dong Lai Shun to eat hot pot! I'm treating guests today, and each person can only eat one! Meat is not enough for beer!" Li Wang patted Liu Yang on the shoulder, "My father gave me ten yuan, and it kept jumping out of the pocket. I can hardly hold it anymore!"

"How embarrassing, Yoko invited you last time, and you invited me last time, so it's my turn~" Ma Wu drooled and rubbed his hands.

"A chicken feather wheel, what kind of egg is it! Hurry up!" Li Wang stretched his waist, and walked out while beating his back, "Wait for your salary, I will eat you to death!"

[Everyone has a few bad friends who hurt their hearts with their mouths. Of course, there are more of them who hurt their hearts with their mouths. 】