Rebirth of the tea art man

"It's just a bastard! It's a thing that remembers to eat but not to fight!"

"How dare you lie to your own father, whose blood is thicker than water? Monkey King is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace without you!"

"What are you looking at? Have you never met your father? You'd be happy if I got out of the car and gave you a big mouth, right? Forgot your fear of being dominated by seven wolves when you were a child?"

Bang!

The driver's door was slammed shut.

Lin Zhenghua drove the Passat cursing, kicked the accelerator and drove away.

"Ugh--"

"Wronged by Liu Yuexue, what is the desire of heaven?"

"There will be a day when the snow will shine, and the warm sun will destroy the ice!"

Lin Cheng looked at the pitiful 400 yuan in his wallet and sighed deeply.

The false preaching of the imperial decree was successful, and my father did ask for the old house and compensation.

However, this filial son who moved the heavens and the earth was beaten and scolded, and even his living expenses were directly cut from one thousand a month to four hundred a month.

The third year of Beiyang High School has one day off every month.

For four full weeks, Lin Cheng had to live on the 400 yuan.

One hundred a week, 14 yuan a day.

Excluding the money for three meals a day, there is basically no hair left.

"Ok?"

There was a car parked on the side of the road, Lin Cheng looked at himself in the window glass, and couldn't help being fascinated for a while.

17-year-old youth, 1.8 meters tall.

Thick hair, fair face.

No cervical spondylosis, no lumbar muscle strain, and no hemorrhoids!

"Humph!"

"Today's uncle Ben is so handsome."

"It's only natural for a handsome man like me to be secretly in love with a girl in a certain corner!"

Lin Cheng put one hand on the car window, and smiled helplessly.

suddenly!

A face was reflected on the window glass.

The four eyes meet each other, looking at each other without words, only a thousand lines of tears!

Lin Cheng, run away!

Running at a speed that no relatives would recognize, Bolt wanted to cry when he saw it.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

In the car, Yan Qin covered her mouth and burst out laughing.

"what happened?"

The parents in the front row asked curiously.

"nothing!"

"I remember happy things!"

Yan Qin took off the earphones.

The mp4 in his hand is playing the video clip of "Street Singer Contest".

call--

Back in the dormitory, Lin Cheng put down his bag and heaved a long sigh of relief.

People in the rivers and lakes are bound to die!

As long as nothing happens, the sun will still rise tomorrow as usual.

"Yo, isn't this brother Cheng?"

"Beizhong's number one scumbag!"

The hedgehog-headed Ren Jie came up with his shoulders crossed and his back hooked, with a warm expression on his face.

"Scumbag!"

Lin Cheng rolled his eyes at him angrily.

This guy was his bad friend in high school.

Playing games, reading online articles, and learning foreign languages ​​were all brought up by this guy.

If it wasn't for Ren Jie, the current Lin Cheng would still be a pure and kind white lotus.

Out of the silt but not stained, clean and clear but not demon!

"My scumbag is just a nickname, your scumbag has spread all over Beizhong."

"Even No. [-] Middle School and No. [-] Middle School, there are old legends about you. You are so awesome!"

Ren Jie smiled meanly.

"You scold again?"

"Believe it or not, I'm going to tease your sister!"

Lin Cheng went straight to the balcony, waved and shouted at the girls' dormitory opposite - "Ren Xue, I like you!"

"Fuck!"

"You are a beast, I will fight with you!"

As soon as his sister was mentioned, Ren Jie, like Lv Jita, transformed into Supa Sai Yajin in an instant, and he was about to confront Bo when he came up.

After a commotion, the two lay on the bed and inexplicably entered the sage time.

Ren Jie: "There are still three hours!"

Lin Cheng: "Yes!"

Ren Jie: "Go to the Internet cafe?"

Lin Cheng: "I want to study!"

Ren Jie: "Sunday discount, five yuan for three hours."

Lin Cheng: "Why didn't you mention such a big matter earlier?"

……

Beiyang Middle School, turn left when you go out, and you will find a street of Internet cafes.

Internet cafes of heroes, Internet cafes of brothers, Internet cafes of pride, five-star Internet cafes, Internet cafes of storms, Internet cafes of storms...

Huge banners and signs printed with promotional pictures of various online games.

What gigabit optical fiber, go upstairs and turn right, if you are a brother, come and kill me!

The front desk is still very law-abiding, and there is a sign saying "Minors are not allowed to enter".

"Turn on the machine!"

Lin Cheng handed out a five-yuan bill.

In a few seconds, the network administrator with a dirty face and dark circles threw out a plastic card with the machine number and power-on password printed on it.

It's more than two o'clock in the afternoon, which is still early.

The Hero Internet Cafe was empty, with a lot of empty seats.

However, in another hour or two, these machines will be fully occupied by high school students rushing to school.

"Hurry up, hurry up, let's have an exciting game of Warcraft first!"

"Let me tell you, I just came up with a set of super invincible tactics - paladins blasting planes!"

"I am a paladin with invincibility, you can't kill me, and then I will take 90 planes out."

"Damn it, kill all air forces in seconds! Frost dragons, griffin riders, and chimeras are all rubbish!"

Ren Jie spit all over the place, bragging about his new tactics.

This guy is addicted to Warcraft, and his mind is full of thinking about how to play the game.

Although I have to pick my feet every time, after playing for more than a year, I can't even beat a crazy computer.

"Go to your simple computer, I'm busy!"

As soon as Lin Cheng turned it on, he skillfully logged on to Qixing Chinese website.

"Longevity", 21 words, 9800 favorites, 7700 recommendation votes, 112 comments, 49 tippers this week, 8 tippers today.

After the contract was received, the status was changed to A-level signing, which just happened to change recommendation on Friday.

Then, Lao Chen directly gave him the second strongest recommendation in the new issue—Wujiang recommendation!

According to Lao Chen's words, ten times a day, right?

I will give you a wave of push directly!

His "Longevity" can increase hundreds of collections a day in normal times.

It was recommended, and it was recommended by Wujiang, and the data exploded directly.

In just two days, the collection has increased by [-], an astonishing increase of [-] a day on average.

Moreover, taking advantage of the trend, he directly rushed to the top of Qixing's new book list.

"Update! Update!"

"Hua Dutian is so pretentious, when will he be killed?"

"When will you collect Jialan?"

"What kind of Jialan are you taking, let's get rid of Lin Qingxue first!"

"I'll test you with a question—.___."

"Ten years later, Lin Han will probably be able to kick Hua Dutian's head like a ball!"

"How can the protagonist use ten years? Ten days will kill these bastards!"

"I declare that the author is Qixing's conscience, Da Da's conscience!"

"Damn it, it's ten times a day! This is so cool!"

……

Lin Cheng's updates are too fast, too fast, ten updates a day, [-] words per chapter.

Compared with those books that are updated twice a day, or even once every two days, they are like living Bodhisattvas, their foreheads are shining like gold!

And his "Longevity" is written too coolly.

There is no conspiracy, no grand layout, just pure cool writing, the kind that is cool to the extreme.

Kill decisively, and do it if you don't accept it!

The routine of upgrading and fighting monsters was written to the point where it was so refreshing that you didn't need to use your brain at all, just read it directly in one go.

Driven by the novel, the comment area of ​​"Longevity" is now like a post bar, full of lively and messy comments.

There are even readers outside who have spontaneously created the "Longevity" post bar, and more than 800 people have followed it.