Rebirth of the tea art man

A semi-circular couch with a large screen in the background.

Under the brilliant lighting effect, a woman with short hair and big head is wearing a little black dress with white lace.

Under a pair of short black silk legs is a black leather stiletto heel of the same color scheme. She is sitting leisurely on the sofa with her legs crossed.

"The guest we invited today is the 2010 Jiangnan Provincial College Entrance Examination Champion, the lyricist and composer of the theme song "thi" for the 2010 World Cup, and the youngest musical genius in the Chinese music scene—Lin Cheng!"

Following her announcement and the applause of the audience (mainly due to sound effects), Lin Cheng slowly walked to the center of the stage and sat opposite her.

"Hi everyone, I'm Lin Cheng!"

Lin Cheng waved his hand as a greeting.

"Hey, you are really young! This is the first time I have interviewed such a young star!"

Lu Yu moved his position and looked at him closely.

"Of course I'm young compared to you, I'm 18!" Lin Cheng smiled.

"You're only 18, really? I don't believe it!"

Lu Yu frowned, leaned back tactically, and leaned on the sofa, "I think many viewers sitting in front of the TV, like me, very doubt whether you are really 18 years old!"

"I'm really 18! Of course, I can understand your skepticism."

"Just like many people don't believe that the host is so young, but he is actually 40 years old. Some people will doubt my age."

Lin Cheng came prepared and took out his ID card from his trouser pocket.

The personal privacy part was taped up in advance, only revealing the name and year of birth.

"Oh, it's really 1992!"

Lu Yu tried hard to squeeze out a smile, obviously embarrassed.

A woman's age is a secret, and no one wants to be reminded that he is 40 years old this year, especially a woman like her who sits under the spotlight every day.

However, if this topic continues, it is jumping into the trap of the other party.

Because what people say is the truth, you can't deny it, but it's hard to admit it!

"By the way, why do you use your real name? Don't you have a stage name?"

Lu Yu hugged Erlang's knees with both hands, and tilted his head with an incomprehensible expression.

coming!

Lu Yu's classic nonsensical chat.

She can always surprise you by surprise, and suddenly give you a wave of inexplicable "sneak attacks".

"Is Miss Lu Yu's surname Lu?"

Lin Cheng looked at her with pure and flawless eyes.

"No, my surname is Chen, and Lu Yu is my first name." Lu Yu said as a matter of course.

"Then why is your show called 'A Date with Lu Yu' instead of 'A Date with Chen Luyu'? Is it because you don't like the surname 'Chen'?"

As soon as Lin Cheng finished speaking, there was warm applause from the audience.

"What's going on? Who added the sound effects?"

The director in the background hurriedly asked.

"I don't know! I thought I would also add sound effects!" The sound effectist quickly explained.

The director looked at the auditorium in confusion, "Return all the box lunches for the evening!"

……

"Hehehe, it's like... like what your mother usually calls you?"

In the studio, Lu Yu asked back.

"Lin Cheng!"

Seeing her astonished eyes, Lin Cheng continued to nod his head against his conscience, "Lin Cheng!"

"By the way, why do you want to start a company?"

"After many people become famous overnight, they will sign with big companies, brokerage companies, record companies, etc. Why did you choose to start your own company?"

The topic just now was all over. As an "unprofessional host", Lu Yu quickly opened up a new battlefield.

"Make money!" Lin Cheng said as a matter of course.

"make money?"

Lu Yu opened his eyes wide, with a sentence written all over his face - "Really? I don't believe it!"

"You are the top scorer in the college entrance examination. I heard that you scored No. 1 in the province's college entrance examination! Don't you mean that you shouldn't have some kind of higher pursuit?" She continued to ask.

Lin Cheng: "For example?"

"for example……"

Lu Yu froze.

After a few seconds of embarrassment, she pretended nothing happened, and continued to ask, "Then what happened after you made money? Why do you want to make money? Is it because the family is short of money?"

"Spend money!"

"Of course you spend money after you make money! You have to make money because you have to spend money. Don't you spend money after you earn it?"

Lin Cheng looked at her blankly with innocent eyes.

clap clap clap...

The audience in the audience once again burst into warm applause.

"Oh, that's right!"

Lu Yu pouted, resting his chin on one hand, in a daze.

After a few seconds, she turned around and asked, "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Lin Cheng answered simply and straightforwardly, "We are not suitable!"

clap clap clap...

Another round of warm applause.

The director's screen switched to the audience in the audience, and everyone's faces were filled with joy from the bottom of their hearts.

Too bad!

One sentence breaks all endings.

"No, I didn't confess to you!"

Lu Yu blushed, feeling a little embarrassed.

I just wanted to habitually ask for gossip, but in the end, I became an old cow who eats young grass and covets the beauty of others.

"If I confess my love to you, will you agree?"

After turning the offensive, Lin Cheng asked back.

"This……"

Lu Yu looked at that face carefully.

Really handsome!

He looks more and more handsome, and he is young, too young.

"That's not good?"

"I might agree! But our age difference doesn't seem appropriate?"

Lu Yu really hesitated seriously.

After all, he is the top scorer in the college entrance examination, a popular singer, and a talented musician, but he is young and handsome!

Just like an old man can't resist the temptation of a beautiful girl, it is also difficult for an old woman like her to refuse the confession of a beautiful boy.

"So, I'd say it's not appropriate."

Lin Cheng nodded.

One sentence extinguished all her fantasies.

"That... is really inappropriate!"

Lu Yu's insteps were obviously arched, and his toes were bent, as if he was buckling the floor.

"Anything else to ask?"

Lin Cheng raised his wrist and looked at his watch.

"Wow!"

"Rolexy, did you buy it yourself? Or did your parents buy it for you?"

Lu Yu's eyes lit up, and he quickly grasped the topic.

Lin Cheng: "I bought it myself, 7 yuan, and I bought it for my dad. I didn't buy it for my mom because she didn't like it."

Lu Yu: "..."

"I heard that you have a deposit of 1000 million. You said it yourself on the Blue TV special program on the college entrance examination. Is this true?"

After thinking for a few seconds, she followed the idea of ​​"money" and remembered another thing.

Lin Cheng: "Fake!"

"Let me just say, a high school student, you are only 18 years old, how can you have 1000 million deposits? I don't even have that much money on my card!"

Lu Yu showed a relieved smile, and finally won the round.

Next, she was ready to ask, "Why do you lie? Is it because of vanity? Isn't it very fulfilling to show off your wealth in front of your classmates?"

However, before she could speak, Lin Cheng stretched out two fingers—"[-] million! I have [-] million!"