Rebirth of the tea art man

"I finally made a hot search, and you ruined me so completely!"

The can of cold beer that Xu Jian had just opened fell heavily on the ground—"Zhuo!"

He carefully planned the public statement, and spent money to find an online troll. It took a full three hours, but only 1 retweets, 8 comments, and 1 likes.

Lin Cheng's Weibo, which insulted him, had more than 6 retweets, 2 comments, and 8000 likes in less than an hour.

The data blows up his ten streets!

"Mr. Xu, don't be angry! You have to believe that we are the party of justice and the party of kindness. The more fiercely you scold us, the more it will prove our legitimacy?"

The man on the side, wearing a suit and leather shoes, combed his hair meticulously, looked like a dog, and looked like a gentle beast.

He is a lawyer and literary courage specially invited by Xu Jian.

Xu Jian's recent so-called public statement was drafted by him.

During this period of time, almost all of Xu Jian's personal Weibo was managed by this lawyer, and he was fully responsible.

"That's right, Lin Cheng is the bad guy, and I'm the good guy!" Xu Jian suddenly realized, and understood it all at once.

I can't lose the setting of myself as a good person, and I can't get angry.

On the contrary, it is necessary to maintain the character design all the time, and let Lin Cheng scold him as fiercely as possible, and as badly as possible, so as to highlight his kind side.

"Mr. Xu, what do you think of writing like this?"

The lawyer acted very quickly, and wrote the reply document in minutes.

"it is good!"

"Just like that!"

After reading it, Xu Jian immediately agreed.

Xu Jian responded to Lin Cheng again

It was another topic that quickly became a trending topic on Weibo.

"I thought that after a night of deliberation, Mr. Lin Cheng would learn from the pain and make a formal public apology to me. But I didn't expect that I waited in good faith, but in exchange for Mr. Lin Cheng's malicious attacks and groundless smears."

"I still hope that Mr. Lin Cheng will wake up in time and make a solemn public apology. If after three days, Mr. Lin Cheng is still unwilling to publicly apologize to me, I will take legal measures to protect my legal rights."

A strict public statement, and at the same time special @林成.

This time, Xu Jian paid double the price, and Shui Jun worked even harder to scan the data. In half an hour, he got 2 forwards, 1 comments, and more than 2 likes.

At the same time, the official Weibo of the Global Chinese Music Mid-Year Ranking also publicly issued a statement, saying that it is willing to give Lin Cheng one last chance, as long as he is willing to publicly apologize to Xu Jian, he can let the past go.

Otherwise, they will announce that Lin Cheng will be permanently banned from participating in all future global Chinese music mid-year chart activities.

"As for me, Lin Cheng, I have one person to do things and one person to be responsible! Xu Jian, that bastard, I played happily. If you think I'm doing something wrong, you are welcome to block me at any time!"

"If God is willing to give me another chance to do it again, I will say four words to that swordsman - 'One more punch'!"

"If I have to add strength to this punch, I hope it will be 100 million tons!"

On Weibo, Lin Cheng purposely posted a photo of himself punching Xu Jian, which he made into an emoji package with the words "Millions of Tons of Boxing".

boom!

As soon as Lin Cheng's Weibo was released, it was like the Tsar's nuclear bomb detonated. It caused a huge wave in the entire Weibo, and even the entire Internet public opinion circle.

Just!

Too rigid!

Everyone thought that Lin Cheng, who punched people in public at the awards ceremony last night, was tough enough.

But I didn't expect that today, after one night, instead of apologizing in the slightest, Lin Cheng confronted him directly, and he became more ruthless each time.

Different from Xu Jian's stern and square public statements, Lin Cheng's replies to Weibo are full of content, bursting with fun, and even come with emojis.

No one read Xu Jian's two public statements at all.

However, Lin Cheng's reply to Weibo quickly spread all over the Internet, especially the emoticons he made himself.

Instead of being ashamed, he was proud of it. He made an emoji of the photo of punching Xu Jian flying away, with the words "Millions of Tons of Boxing", and specially added a few splashing nosebleed effects to Xu Jian.

A new king of the Chinese music scene, the province's top student in the college entrance examination, a top student in a top university, a top musician and a top Internet writer, a well-known entrepreneur and venture capitalist, and a young rich man on the Forbes rich list .

On Lin Cheng's head, there are countless halos, all of them are glamorous and well-educated people.

However, when he swears, he is not only aggressive, but also very funny, and full of jokes.

It also revealed that he is a star fan and Pokémon fan.

This Weibo scolding, not only did not add negative influence to Lin Cheng, but it greatly increased his popularity with passers-by.

"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard!"

"Million tons of boxing! Brother Cheng also plays Pokémon!"

"Playing truant to Weilong and Journey to the West, Lin Cheng didn't miss the movies of Master Xing!"

"Your expression pack is very good, but now it's mine!"

"One Punch Man, right?"

"I used to think you were good at writing songs, but now I find that you are so realistic and interesting, I'm a fan!"

"Brother Cheng is really an outlier among the stars, it's so fun!"

"My husband scolded me well, and our tens of millions of wife fans fully support me!"

……

Under Lin Cheng's Weibo, the comments skyrocketed, and the number of retweets and likes increased crazily.

In an instant!

The entire Weibo was paralyzed, and the server went down directly.

About seven or eight minutes later, the Weibo official announced again that the server was temporarily down due to the huge instantaneous traffic influx just now, and apologized to all users.

As for the CEO of Weibo, who came to pick up the sword, he reposted Lin Cheng's response to Weibo again, and made a special comment, "Before posting Weibo next time, please say hello to me first, I'm afraid that people in the company A programmer's hair can't stand it."

"Hahahaha, mua, scold quickly, keep scolding, I will peel grapes for you to eat!"

In Tang Chenyipin's mansion, Song Yi watched Lin Cheng typing and swearing on the computer, while laughing so hard that his stomach ached from laughing.

Although he knew in advance that Lin Cheng was never the one who suffered in vain.

However, she never expected that when Lin Cheng scolded others, he would be so powerful, overwhelmingly lethal, extremely aggressive, angry and funny.

The most amazing thing is that after Lin Cheng reprimanded and scolded people twice, his popularity didn't drop in the slightest, and his Weibo fans didn't decrease either. "You guys got up so early!"

Lin Yun'er was wearing a simple white shirt. She didn't bring a change of clothes, so she changed into Lin Cheng's white shirt.

Walking with crossed legs, a pure, homely, defenseless temptation.

"Hahahaha... Yun'er, come and take a look, he's scolding for you, it's so funny, hahaha, scolding is really cool!"

Song Yi hurriedly pulled her to sit down, and watched Lin Cheng swearing at the scene together.

"Curse people? Who are you scolding?"

Lin Yuner's face was flushed, and she asked shyly.

If Lin Cheng was the only one here, she would be able to relax a lot.

However, Song Yi was also present, and sitting here by himself seemed very awkward, with a sense of incompatibility.

However, whenever she saw Song Yi's face, she would unconsciously think of the absurd things that happened last night.

be terribly upset!

"Who else can there be? Xu Jian, that swordsman from yesterday. Didn't you see that Lin Cheng scolded him so much, it's been trending all the time, it's amazing!"

Song Yi laughed so hard that he couldn't help but take several deep breaths before he managed to calm down his excitement.

"The boss is scolding Xu Jian?"

Lin Yun'er's eyes widened, she looked at Lin Cheng in surprise, and then scanned his Weibo homepage.

There were two Weibo posts in succession, all of which were swearing at Xu Jian.

An earlier Weibo post was posted in less than two hours, with 9 forwards, 4 comments, and 2 likes.

Lin Yun'er, who also opened Weibo and even registered earlier than Lin Cheng, of course knows how amazing this is.In the entire Weibo, even if you look at the entire history of Weibo, I am afraid that it can be ranked in the top ranks, and it is definitely a super top stream.

And his latest Weibo was posted 1 hour and 17 minutes ago, and the data of this Weibo is even more exaggerated.

In just over an hour, there were 12 retweets, more than 5 comments, and more than 17 likes.

This kind of data may have broken the record!

At least in Lin Yun'er's impression, she has never seen any star, or any celebrity, or any kind of event, which can cause such a huge sensation on Weibo.

"you……"

Lin Yun'er burst into tears, and suddenly her eyes turned red from crying, "Why do you do this for me?"

"Growing followers, what else can I do? Look, I almost gained [-] followers today."

With the laptop on his legs, Lin Cheng typed rapidly on the keyboard with his ten fingers.

The hand speed developed by years of codeword training is not in vain.

"Don't pretend, it's just nosebleeds, you look like a sissy! If it weren't for me, would you experience visiting relatives for the first time in your life? Hurry up and say thank you Brother Cheng!"

"Romantics in the world, delicious Wanglaoji, love to drink Fanta, sunflower pancake stalls, @许剑, look for yourself at these sailors you invited, can you get dim sum with your online name? You are writing doggerel, right?"

"@全球中文音乐中年条件, a few small companies have a shitty global title, and they really think they are so tall. Your broken list, kneel down and beg me to go, I don't even want to go. You still block me? Who are you, do we know each other?"

"@环球音乐, @悦华音乐, @天音娱乐, you three little pigs, stop pretending to be big-tailed wolves, who are you scaring? You still block me, I have my own platform, and I need you to release records? You just put the whole The physical records have blocked me, and it doesn't affect my money!"

"@许剑, are you polite? My uncle let you get so much traffic, so many hot searches, you can't even say thank you. I really don't have strict discipline, and a filial son is born under the stick, I should beat you up a few more times when I was young!"

"Block! Block! Block! If you know it's blocked, who wouldn't know it? Okay, in the future, Tiantian Music, Station B, Everest Listening Book, Century Sunshine, Xingcheng Media, Chengmeng Fund, all will be interrupted with you b bastards Don’t even think about earning a penny from me.”

"Hey, you're still @微博官方, are you elementary school students? If you can't get into a fight, you should go to the head teacher and file a complaint, right? How old are you, why don't you just put this up and make a small report!"

"I forgot to tell you that I have cross-shareholdings, holding more than 4% of Weibo's shares in total, and I am also a member of Weibo's board of directors, a serious board member!",

"Hohohoho! Are you going to call the police? Hurry up, I'll detain you for a few days at worst, I will come out and scold you. As for the compensation, I won't give you a penny! It's okay if you want me to apologize, you all kneel down and beg me to apologize ah!"

"What scolding? Am I scolding? I am a strict teacher who produces high-quality apprentices. I am educating these unscrupulous students and teaching them how to be a good person!"

……

Watching Lin Cheng fly his hands and fingers, press the keyboard, and output crazily on Weibo, fighting the crowd with his tongue.

Lin Yun'er was dumbfounded.

"Paralyzed, my mouth is dry, I'm so tired!" Lin Cheng cursed, and kept on line with people on Weibo.

He usually doesn't post a single Weibo for ten days and half a month, but today he posted dozens of Weibos in one go, outputting like crazy, and bombarding like crazy.

The opponent's group of people, but none of them can fight, they are not at the same level as him, and their combat effectiveness is far behind.

"What do you want to drink? I'll get it for you!" Seeing Lin Cheng venting his anger, Lin Yun'er's heart melted long ago.

This man may have many, many problems.

However, when he is the weakest and most helpless, he will stand up immediately to protect himself from the wind and rain, even if it is against the whole world.

Just like the lyrics in Lin Cheng's new song - "The decision to fight the world for me, the rain that accompanied me, every scene is you, your spotless sincerity!"

Lin Cheng: "Coke frozen into ice!"

"what?"

Lin Yun'er was dumbfounded.

She only knows iced Coke and room temperature Coke, and at most one can add iced Coke.

What is ice-like cola?

"I put the plastic bottle of Coke in the freezer. After about three hours, the Coke has started to freeze, but it has not been completely frozen into ice cubes, but has a rustling taste, just like smoothies."

Song Yi explained with a smile.

After spending so long with Lin Cheng, she knows the man's preferences best.

"Oh, so it's like this!" Lin Yun'er suddenly realized.

But at the same time, she suddenly discovered the gap between herself and Song Yi.

Compared with this real girlfriend, I, a third party who suddenly appeared, may not know Lin Cheng too well.

"You don't have to think too much, he, the taste he likes changes every day, the only thing that remains constant is constant change."

"So, you don't have to think too much."

Song Yi comforted in a soft voice, very aura of a palace.

"Oh, I will... I know!"

Lin Yun'er originally wanted to say that I will work hard and study hard in the future.

However, when her eyes touched Song Yi, she flinched again, afraid that the other party might misunderstand, so she simply said, "I know."