Rebirth of the tea art man

"Candied haws, sour and sweet candied haws!"

"Delicious food in the world, delicious in the world, Changxing stinky tofu in southern Hunan! No money if it is not delicious, and [-] cash will be paid on the spot if it is not authentic. Welcome everyone to come and taste it!"

"Mutton skewers, lamb skewers, authentic Xijiang lamb skewers!"

"Inherited for thousands of years, Dalang Biscuits!"

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In temple fairs, the tradition of peddling along the street has been replaced by a stereo for each person.

Even the stalls selling dog skin plasters set up two big speakers, playing "I am looking up, above the moon, how many dreams are flying freely".

"Candied haws! Candied haws!"

Yan Qin and Song Yi looked at the big man in the middle at the same time, their eyes widened.

"I mean, do you want a bunch?"

Lin Cheng put away his expression and looked serious.

He has always loved eating this since he was a child, but as temple fairs are less and less, and he is getting older, the chance to eat candied haws is rare.

Men, always save face!

"Hey, let's have a bunch!"

Yan Qin sighed helplessly.

"You're still a minor after all!"

Song Yi's eyes showed a little more sympathy.

Lin Cheng: "..."

"Candied haws, would you like a bunch?"

"One string for three dollars, three strings for ten dollars!"

The old man with a big mallet asked cheerfully.

"One bunch for three yuan, three bunches for ten yuan, that is to say, the price of a bunch of candied haws is..."

"Odd change and even change, the sign looks at the quadrant."

"Sin cos cos sin, cos cos sin sin."

Yan Qin wrung his fingers and worked hard to calculate the result, but he just showed Lin Cheng that he was stupid.

"Boss, come here!"

Song Yi handed out a ten-yuan note and asked for a bunch of candied haws.

"okay!"

"7 yuan for you."

The old man accepted the banknotes and quickly returned with seven coins.

"Boss, come on again!"

Then, with the old man's bewildered expression, she handed over another three yuan and asked for another string.

"Good, good!"

The old man's expression was slightly embarrassed, as if he realized something.

"Boss, come on again!"

Before he could figure it out, Song Yi bought the third time, still a bunch.

This time, the old man had tears in his eyes and was already crying.

"Okay, take it!"

She stuffed three bunches of candied haws into Lin Cheng's hands, walking briskly and smiling proudly.

"what?"

"Buy three times for three yuan, isn't that nine yuan?"

"But what he said clearly was, three strings for ten yuan!"

Yan Qin is still entangled in complex logical contradictions.

"He's stupid, so are you stupid too?"

"Take it!"

Lin Cheng handed a bunch of candied haws to Yan Qin's hand.

Then, he stuffed another bunch of candied haws into Song Yi's mouth.

"do not want!"

"It's too sweet, you'll get fat."

Song Yi tightly shut his mouth, with a look of reluctance.

"Try it!"

"Occasionally eat a bunch, it's okay, the sugar in it is not as much maltose as a bowl of rice."

Lin Cheng persuaded.

This girl pays too much attention to health, and she is very tired from life.

"Um--"

Song Yi pursed his lips, still a little reluctant.

"Wow, it costs three yuan a bunch, and it's quite delicious!"

"Three skewers for ten yuan, will it taste better?"

Yan Qin next to her was eating candied haws, but she still hadn't gotten out of her spiral of contradictions.

"Try it, just once, just once!"

"If you don't like it, you won't eat it in the future, okay?"

The candied haws in Lin Cheng's hand pushed forward, finally prying her mouth open.

"Ok!"

Song Yi reluctantly opened his small mouth, took a sip lightly, "It's so sweet!"

"Hahaha... I discovered a secret!"

Yan Qin stomped his feet step by step, walked to the stinky tofu booth, and proudly held out a finger—"Boss, here is a stinky tofu, how about it?"

"Ha ha!"

Song Yi raised his head, looking at the dark sky, with a slightly bitter expression.

"You might as well be bold. If you order unauthentic ones, you can still earn 1 yuan!"

Lin Cheng reminded helplessly.

"Yup!"

"Why didn't I think of it?"

"Wow, you are such a genius!"

Yan Qin suddenly realized, and immediately looked at the boss of stinky tofu with twinkling eyes.

"This is my gift to you!"

"Let's go now!"

The boss handed out a piece of stinky tofu, smiling uglier than crying.

"Is this really edible?"

Looking at the black stinky tofu and emitting a strong stench, Song Yi took two steps back and covered his nose.

"Um--"

"It's delicious!"

"Song Bailian, are you coming too?"

Yan Qin was eating stinky tofu, opening his mouth was a biochemical attack.

"Don't move, don't move, just wipe!"

Lin Cheng took out a pack of tissues from his pocket and wiped her mouth.

As a warm man, only by carrying a tissue with him can he help the beautiful girl who is crying on the side of the road at any time.

"Don't you think it stinks?"

Song Yi covered his nose, very shocked.

How could she eat such a smelly thing?

"Does it stink?"

"It doesn't stink!"

Yan Qin lowered his head and sniffed, expressionless.

"Ha - chirp!"

"Stuffy nose is so uncomfortable!"

The cold wind blew by, she sneezed, and the expression on her face became even more dull.

"Let you wear so little, you must have a cold and a stuffy nose!"

Like an old lady, Lin Cheng helplessly wiped her snot.

As for Song Yi, who was hiding away, the corners of his mouth twitched.

Bring your own gas mask?

Pull!

Two slender fingers pinched the corner of Lin Cheng's clothes and tugged hard.

"that!"

Song Yi pointed to a small stall on the side of the road that sold jewelry.

"Authentic natural jadeite from northern Myanmar!"

"Emperor green, glass variety, even the Empress Dowager Cixi can't buy it!"

The middle-aged uncle, who is five big and three rough, wears a peaked cap, yells, and sells in person.

"How much is this?"

Song Yi knelt down and picked out a jade bracelet.

Light blue jade beads strung together into a bracelet, round and elegant.

Wearing it on her hand, it brings out a bit of Jiangnan's graceful temperament.

If you put on a cheongsam with white background and blue and white, it will be more tasteful.

"Oh, the little girl has really good eyesight!"

"This bracelet is the most authentic Western Xinjiang Hetian green white jade, which was used in the emblem seal of the 08 Olympic Games."

As soon as the boss opened his mouth, he blew wildly.

"Tell me, how much does this cost?"

Isn't it the natural jadeite in northern Myanmar?

Lin Cheng complained silently.

"Looking at your young age, you are also honest people."

"If you buy it sincerely, I will give you a cost price!"

The uncle frowned, with a painful expression of cutting flesh and bleeding.

He slowly raised his hand and compared a number - "280 million!"

"Two hundred and eight, right?"

"Then get two!"

Lin Cheng opened his wallet and was about to take out the money, but was suddenly stunned, "How much did you just say?"

"Buy it now, 280 million!"

The uncle gestured boldly.