Vice President of Deyun, starting from withdrawing from the mainstream

Chen Huan said: "To put it simply, I flew to Iraq in one day and found you according to the navigation."

"You're so happy to see me! Your whole body is tanned by the sun, and your teeth are dazzlingly white when you open your mouth. It's even reflected when you brush your teeth. Glass bottom!!!"

"Don't be poor and talk about things, why didn't this matter work???" Yu Qian said helplessly.

Chen Huan said: "After careful questioning, I found out that you were brushing your teeth and shaving at the door of this beauty building. You were doing well a few days ago."

"Who knew that one day the beautiful husband came back from a business trip and saw you being beaten up. If he didn't run so fast, he would have let a lion bite you to death."

"Oh! She has a husband? Then why am I chasing after him??? I didn't look at him before chasing him." Yu Qianyi said with a painful face.

Chen Huanyu learned from Yu Qiandao: "I didn't have time, but after I arrived, I collected information and found out another good news, that is, her husband went hunting a few days ago and was eaten by his own lion. Now we have another chance."

"But there is a chance, that is, she refuses to see me now, brother, you are my brother, can you help me? Go and talk to her about it."

Yu Qian shook his head and said with pain on his face, "Oh, I'm such a prodigal."

Chen Huan said: "I nodded, there's no way I'm here to do this, who are you? You're my big brother, I grew up a little boy, I have to help with this matter."

"Brother Qian, don't worry, I'll help you, you lead the way!!! I'll help you talk!!!"

Yu Qian gave a thumbs up and said, "You are righteous."

Chen Huan said: "When you took me to the building where the beauty lived, I was also shocked. What a townhouse, this is so luxurious!!!"

"Oh, this beauty is still a rich man?" Yu Qian said even more excitedly.

Chen Huan said: "When you get to the door, go up and knock on the door. There are three beeps, and there are also voices from inside. Let's go, no one is here!!!"

"This person is not here, where did the voice come from?" Yu Qiandao

Chen Huanyu turned around and learned from Yu Qiandao: "That brother, he is not here, let's come back tomorrow."

"Ah, Brother Qian, did you pull your brain out when you had diarrhea... Your IQ hasn't improved much over the years, come on, come on and call me the door."

"Hahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience chuckled and booed together.

Yu Qian said with a dissatisfied expression: "What is this called? Besides, you will be opened when you knock on the door???"

Chen Huanyu said proudly: "That's for sure. When I called the door, a very beautiful girl opened the door to greet her. She is very beautiful! She is hooked and lost, her eyebrows are black and her pupils are cut, and the corners of her eyes are endless. There are thousands of coquettish... all kinds of styles."

Yu Qiandao: "You have to make this clear, don't talk nonsense."

Chen Huan said: "The beautiful woman glanced at me because I gave me a shy look."

"Damn~ come in~~~"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

Yu Qian said helplessly: "Good guy, are you sure there are no small pink lanterns hanging outside this villa?"

Chen Huan said: "Let open the door and walk into the girl's room. It's okay to say you, but in this state of mind, I yell loudly before my buttocks sit on the sofa."

"That! I sat on the curb for too long and caught a cold and had diarrhea!!! Where is your toilet???"

Yu Qian said speechlessly: "You call this Fu Zhi Xin??? Isn't this what you are yelling about in the toilet? It's too timid!"

Chen Huan said: "The beautiful woman's expression is very disgusting, and she pointed to the downstairs: go, go! It's downstairs, the far right."

"You're gone, the beauty and I are the only two left in this room. The beauty took off her outer coat, and she was wearing a very simple pajamas inside..."

"Hey slow! What's so simple about pajamas? This can also be used as a halter?" Yu Qian asked curiously.

Chen Huan said: "I'm a big man and I don't know too well, anyway, they look like black silk fishnet stockings—fashionable cutouts."

Yu Qiandao: "My mother..."

Chen Huanyu said: "The beautiful woman and I went to the dining table and sat opposite each other. On the dining table, there was a glass of sober red wine, steak, a few candles, and a candlelight dinner."

"Why does this situation feel more and more out of place?" Yu Qian said.

Chen Huan said: "The beauty shook the red wine and said: Do you have anything to say?"

"I'm happy: Hi! I'm here for a friend, and I don't have anything to say. Shall I sing you a song?"

Yu Qiandao: "Oh, sing and express."

Chen Huanyu cleared his throat and sang: "The tent was entered at three o'clock in the middle of the night, and the second father and mother were sleeping and turned on the lamp. Dressed up tonight, not a thief who picks flowers and steals willows. We are about the same age. No one suffers~~~"

"Oh oh oh..."

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience booed knowingly.

"It doesn't sound like it's for a friend, the relationship between you two..." Yu Qian wondered.

Chen Huanyu said: "What relationship can we have, when it comes to the other side, you are still in the toilet to relieve yourself at this time."

Yu Qiandao: "Ah, that's right, anyway, I'm happy first."

Chen Huan said: "You're having a good time here. After wiping, look for the flush button. I just found it, and there is a small note on it."

"Small note? What is it written on???" Yu Qian asked.

Chen Huan said: "A few words, don't use them up! You see how annoying this is, a toilet, can I still use it up for you?"

Yu Qian was also filled with righteous indignation: "Yes, how could this be broken."

Chen Huanyu said: "You didn't care about him, just press the flush button, bang!!! The water sprayed out like that firefighter's water gun, and the water sprayed on your face. You just realized that there was still a lot of water in the middle of what he said. There is a pause, it should not be used, it is broken!!!”

"Good guy, then you should draw a comma!" Yu Qian said speechlessly.

Chen Huanyu spread his hands and said, "I can't help it, the reaction is too slow, the water has already sprayed out."

"This toilet is relatively high-end. I have to take a shower occasionally. The door is waterproofed. What if the water doesn't flow out? There are more and more of them. The water level is from the ankle to the calf, and it is full to the stomach."

Yu Qianpeng said: "Then what should I do? Will I drown in a while???"

Chen Huan said: "There is only one way - drink!!!"

"Oh, just drink it raw???" Yu Qianren was dumbfounded.

Chen Huan said: "Then what should I do? After all this hesitation, the water level has reached my eyebrows, so there's nothing to drink!!! Ton, ton, ton, ton ton~~~"

"To put it simply, after drinking all night, I finally drank the water level from my eyebrows to my shoulders."

Yu Qiandao: "I just drank like this all night???"

Chen Huanyu said: "It's almost noon, the beauty and I went to the toilet and opened the door: Hey Brother Qian, I have some good news for you, this beauty has agreed to have a date with you, you two can just see when you make an appointment to get married..."

Yu Qian stopped Chen Huanyu from finishing his sentence and said: "Slow!!! Wait a minute, don't mention why this beautiful woman agreed, can you tell me what you all did that night first? At noon the next day Just remembered me???"

Chen Huanyu said embarrassedly: "Hey! What else can I do? Reasonable things. I've been talking about reasoning with this pretty girl all night long."

"People call it heart-to-heart! Why do you push your chest with reason???" Yu Qian said speechlessly.