Generally, late-night programs like Dapeng have a very fixed audience, even if they have one. People who drive taxis at this point every day or take cars or drive off night shifts.

However, due to the particularity of the roads in Kyoto, traffic jams, expensive taxis, convenient subways, and short-distance tricycles, there are actually very few office workers who take taxis in the urban area.

So it is conceivable that the brothers who rely on each other to recommend each other every day, even if there are some good programs at this time, his upper limit cannot be too high.

However, the heavy rain in the urban area today, the subway station was flooded, many lines were out of service, and the entire traffic jam caused many passengers to hear tonight's cross talk through the radio of the taxi:

Chen Huanyu's crosstalk on the radio continued: "This is elementary school. It will be even more interesting when you go to middle school. Then we will be in a group class."

"This group leader class is different from other middle schools. The usual homework is also different. There are fewer foreign languages. He has more professional courses. He just invites some old gentlemen of folk art to come to our school to give lectures. I like this better. .”

"Oh, you like taking professional classes." Chang Yuan said.

Chen Huan said: "That's right, as long as I don't speak a few words, I'm willing to go out and watch dogs fight."

Chang Yuan said: "You are too boring."

Chen Huan said: "Anyway, that's what it means. Professional courses are relatively more interesting, such as ventriloquist courses."

Chang Yuan praised: "What is ventriloquism?"

Chen Huanyu said: "Talk about the four subjects of cross talk. The emphasis is on speaking, learning, and singing. In fact, many of the tricks and skills from ancient times to the present are learned from other oral artists."

"But of course I also added some of my own things later, but there are indeed a lot of references between these two arts."

"Can you do that ventriloquist?" Chang Yuan asked curiously.

Chen Huanyu said: "Of course it's almost the same now. At the beginning, I couldn't do it. I learned some basic things, such as the sound of police bells, motorcycles, mosquitoes, and saws. You have to learn it step by step."

"Seesaw?" Chang Yuan asked curiously.

Chen Huanyu said: "Yes, let's say this is a class. The teacher commanded on the stage: Come on, students, let's saw wood together, chichi~chichi~chichi~chichika! This is the seesaw gone."

Chang Yuan said: "Don't say that you are really similar."

On the radio station at this time, after the sound recorded by professional props was released, everyone who heard it couldn't help giving a thumbs up.

"Yo, it really looks like it!!!" On the road, the master who was driving couldn't help boasting.

"I remember seeing the art of ventriloquism in Chinese textbooks before, but I can't see it now." The customer in the back seat also echoed.

"That's a pity, it's so interesting."

"Yes…………"

The two people in the car chatted one after another, and the boredom in their hearts gradually disappeared without knowing it.

Shen Yue in the back seat of the car leaned comfortably on the chair, subconsciously listening more and more engrossed.

………………

………………

Chen Huanyu said: "From the beginning, ventriloquist was learned and played like this, and everyone was very happy. For example, learning animal sounds."

"Sheep, what is the name of sheep, Chen Huanyu, come and learn."

Chang Yuan said, "Oh, I'm calling you."

Chen Huanyu said: "It's a spot check if someone ordered it, so I must learn it, baa baa baa~~~"

"The sheep blew." Chang Yuan said.

Chen Huan said: "That's good, you can sit down, the teacher scanned back and forth, and saw Sun Yue, a cross talk actor from our Deyun Club."

"That's right, he also has a big goal of getting fat." Chang Yuan said.

Chen Huan said: "That Sun Yue, what does the dog bark? Come and learn."

"Sun Yue stood up and studied, woof! woof woof! The teacher nodded and asked him to sit down if he thought it was good."

Chang Yuan said: "That means passing the test."

Chen Huan said: "Yeah, just call one by one like this. After the last round, it's finally his turn. Chang Yuan, you imitate the sound of a chicken. How do chickens cry?"

Chang Yuan said confidently: "Hey, this question is not difficult, it's simple!"

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "You were also very confident at the time. I didn't know where to pull out a tissue and learned it."

There was a slight pause for two seconds, and then a shy and charming female voice suddenly said: "Yo, grandpa is here to play~~~"

"Go!!! What kind of chicken did I learn!!!" Chang Yuan said angrily.

"Puchi..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh my mother!"

The two people in the taxi couldn't hold back their laughter for a moment, they were so happy that they couldn't find the north.

At first, the driver was a little embarrassed, but when he saw the girl behind him laughing louder than himself, he immediately let go.

"Master driver, don't be afraid of disturbing me. Let's amplify the sound of this radio station!"

"Hey, no problem, let me tell you that this show is very good, it's so funny!"

"Yes, yes, master, let me remember the frequency of this radio station!"

………………

Chen Huanyu said: "This... If you look at it in a certain sense, this study is actually correct, and it can be said to be very vivid."

Chang Yuan said helplessly, "Then what did the teacher say?"

"Nonsense, I'm talking about chickens during the day!!!"

"Chang Yuan, remember, tomorrow!!! Find your parents for me, or you will never come here!!!" Chen Huan's language teacher said angrily.

Chang Yuan said: "This is really angry."

Chen Huan said: "Teacher Ren Changyuan wasn't in a hurry at all. He promised to wear her father's suit and tie on the ground the next day after agreeing to come down."

"Hi teacher, I am Chang Yuan's father, Chang Jin!"

Chang Yuan said speechlessly: "I'm too courageous......"

Chen Huan said: "You don't need to think about it, the teacher saw it at a glance, pulled Chang Yuan over and slapped him twice!"

"Go and call your real father!"

"We can't be fooled now." Chang Pingyuan said.

Chen Huan said: "After a while, Chang Yuanka brought a rather old man over and opened the door for introduction."

"Teacher, I called my father over."

"Old man? How can he be an old man if it's not my father?" Chang Yuan asked in confusion.

Chen Huan said: "After saying this, the teacher's face turned livid, and his whole body was trembling. He gritted his teeth and spoke."

"Your dad? Is this your dad? This is my dad!!!"

"Ah? Why did I call my teacher's father?" Chang Yuan said dumbfounded.

Chen Huan said: "The teacher who worked so hard was about to slap Chang Yuan in the face again. Fortunately, the old man stopped him in the end."

"Don't hit, don't hit! I even charge the child 20 yuan!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Beauty, beauty, stop laughing and go to the place, hurry up and pay and go home!"

"Uh... To be honest, master, I'm not in a hurry now, why don't we drive another ten yuan?"

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