Vice President of Deyun, starting from withdrawing from the mainstream

Chen Huan said: "So when it is passed down to your father's generation, it will be useless. You are a scholar who is useless. You could be an official before studying, but now you can't. In the end, your father decided to abandon literature and learn martial arts. Bravely explore the world!!!" Chang Yuan said: "Then don't ask, my father must have learned Drunken Fist!" "Oh? Why do you say that?" Chen Huanyu said with a simple face.Chang Yuan said: "That's all about beer, why not Drunken Fist?" Chen Huanyu waved his hands and said quickly, "Hey, it's not just Drunken Fist, your father is proficient in all kinds of weapons." What are swords, guns, swords and halberds, axes and forks, sticks and sticks, whips and hammers, kidnappers and shooting stars, those with points, thorns, edges, blades, velvet ropes, and chains? My son, the one with the inverted ruler hook, the one with the Emei thorn, no one can do it without your father." "Oh, so powerful!" Chang Yuan said in surprise.After arriving here and starting to work officially, Chen Huanyu's condition has gradually reached the best: "Especially the best knife, your father uses this knife." Chang Yuan asked: "Oh, what kind of knife is good at?" Chen Huanyu said: "Then There are too many! Single sword, plain sword, ghost head sword, long handle and short blade sword, fish scale purple gold sword, Qinglong Yanyue sword, Bengtonghu knife, waist sword, drop sword, donkey ear sword, bent sword, halberd sword, eyebrow sword, Yulin Broadsword, Execution Sword, Black Flag Broadsword, Shantou Sword, Tooth Handle Waist Sword, Eel Head Sword, Kira Ring Handle Sword, Lion Ring Long Sword, Dragon Ring Handle Sword, Dragon Sparrow Big Ring Sword, all practiced!!! "Chang Yuan gave a thumbs up and boasted: "That's a real skill!"Chen Huan said: "Especially the one your father used the most. It has a wide tip and a thin back. It can't see blood when you kill someone. It's purple and blue, with a thousand rays of light, and ivory chopsticks. Trembling, trembling, this knife—a pad-cutting and eye-gouging knife!!!" Chang Yuan said in surprise: "Hey! The name sounds amazing." Chen Huanyu said: "Don't just look at the knife and slap it so big , but it’s too powerful, combining the three best schools in the Jianghu.” “Oh, those three schools???” Chang Yuan praised.Chen Huanyu counted them one by one: the imperial capital, Lu province, and Yangzhou. "Chang Yuan put up his thumb and said proudly: "Listen to how powerful this is. "Chen Huanyu said: "There is another nice name for this knife technique, it is called carving flowers on the meat." "Chang Yuan said: "Hey!The name......the meat..." Chen Huan said: "This set of knife technique is called the three major techniques together with acupuncture and massage. The biggest feature is that it doesn't hurt the skin. "Chang Yuan then reacted and said dumbfounded: "Oh?A pedicure partner?I said how can this be called a pad-cutting knife, I just now understand it! ! ! "Chen Huanyu said: "Martial arts masters, they raise their feet when they see your father, and your father, tap-tap-tat-tat-that's it!" ! ! "Chang Yuan complained: "Oh, this also has corns. "" Ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! "Woooooooo..." The audience burst into laughter. Chen Huanyu said: "No matter how high the status is or how powerful the martial arts is, after being beaten by your father, you have to be very polite and pay ten yuan for it." to your dad. "That nonsense!"Can you pay for a pedicure? ? ? "Chang Yuan complained. Chen Huan said: "Amazing!The old man is Megatron in the Tsinghua Pool area of ​​Nancheng, and everyone knows it. "That's right, business is good next to the bathhouse!" "Chang Yuan said speechlessly. Chen Huan said: "There is such a good thing in the Jianghu, so I gave your father a nickname, the number one swordsman in the Dragon Kingdom!" ! ! Chang Yuan waved his hand and said, "Let's forget about this good name." "Chen Huanyu said with a smirk: "Your father has mastered this knife, but he is not satisfied. Next, your father will use the sword!" ""Playing with... a sword? ? ? "Chang Yuan frowned for a while and said: "...It's not why it's so awkward, this word...playing...that's called practicing swords! ! ! "Chen Huan said: "Yes!Practicing cheap

! ! ! "Chang Yuan: "…………...It's still a sword game..." "Hahahahaha!" ! ! ""Woooooo...""Hey...""God tmd practice playing cheap...""I'm numb from laughing..."The audience burst into laughter, It was too much fun. It took Chen Huanyu a long time to hold back his smile and said seriously: "Just this precious sword, the three-foot sword, there is a handle, and the tassel is thrown behind it. He always carries one, also known as the Junzi Sword. Everyone knows Li Bai, the Poet Fairy, but he is actually a master of swordsmanship. "Chang Yuan nodded and said: "Oh... This is a long experience. "Chen Huan said: "there are two types of swords: civil and military. The one with tassels is the Wen sword, which can be worn by scholars as well. Chang Yuan said: "Yes." "Chen Huanyu said: "This sword is not easy to come by, there are many people who know it, but there are too few real masters. It just so happened that your father met such a one, Ximen Chuudeng, Ximen Chuuxue's younger brother. ""What a good guy blowing the lamp and pulling the wax... It's hard to live. "Chang Yuan complained. Chen Huan said: "You and this Master Ximen Blowing the Lamp are learning to play tricks. One day, a wave of revenge seekers came up and challenged your master directly. Chang Yuan said: "Yo, what should I do then?" "Chen Huanyu said: "The leader on the opposite side is very powerful. The Jianghu people nicknamed him a vampire, regardless of whether it is a weapon or a human being. At that time, he could suck blood when he bit it. ""Oh my God! "Chang Yuan was surprised. Chen Huan said: "Finally, after various diagnosis and treatment, it was found that this person actually has very serious gingivitis. "Oh, coauthored for a long time to suck your own blood?" Chang Yuan said dumbfounded. "Hahaha..." The audience laughed out loud again. Chen Huan said, "Your master didn't panic at all. He just took out a sword. A poisonous sword, touches it and dies, touches it and dies. "Your master is amazing. Hold this five-poison sword and speak harsh words first. Come here, you will die if you touch it, and you will die if you touch it. Come here and try it!" After finishing speaking, Chen Huanyu imitated his master to hold a fan as a sword, and licked it directly to his mouth... "If you touch it, you will die... Then what are you licking?" ? ? "Chang Yuan was speechless. Chen Huan said: "It was originally for the sake of being handsome and intimidating, but it was a pity that Ximen Chuandeng died under his own poisonous sword. There was no way your father escaped by chance, so he decided to continue looking for a master. "Chang Yuan complained: "I just said that this person blows the lamp and waxes in the morning and evening. "Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "You must know that these people live in seclusion in the deep mountains and old forests. Generally, they don't care too much about worldly affairs. These two outsiders came out and lived in seclusion in the imperial capital Daxing Hare Breeding Base. ""Hi!How is this hidden in such a place?Rabbit nest! ! ! "Chang Yuan said. Chen Huan said: Two masters - one is the great priest Wang Lama of the Shaolin Temple Office in Wudang Mountain!" "What is this mess, what is he doing???" . "Hahahahaha!!!" "Woooooooo..." The audience was overjoyed and applauded.Chen Huan said: "There is also this one, who is a martial arts wonder who came back from Asan Curry Country Chang Yuan said curiously: "His name is..." "Little curry is yellow and not spicy! ! ! "Chen Huanyu laughed. Chang Yuan said with emotion: "Good guy!This name sounds so crisp! "Chen Huanyu said: "Your father went looking for it on his bicycle. When he went over, he saw that the two teachers were resting and taking a nap. "Oh, sleep." Chang Yuan said. Chen Huan said: "The two teachers are lying on the bed with carrots, cabbage on their pillows, and a corn cob in their arms." "Chang Yuan said speechlessly: "Aren't these two rabbit spirits?I said this how to hide the hare breeding base for this! "Chen Huan said: "What are you talking about!My teacher is unkempt. "Chang Yuandao

"Oh, all right..." Chen Huanyu made gestures and said: "Your father came over and lifted his clothes and knelt down. Master Kou Zun, please accept me as an apprentice!" Agreed, and don’t hide anything, I will teach your father a martial art called Tight Back Bow Crossbow on the same day!” Chang Yuan said: “What does it mean if it’s not this martial art???” Chen Huan said: “The main point of this martial art is this The big gourd is filled with all kinds of hidden weapons. When you use it, hold it in your hand. When you slap the gourd and recite the formula, thousands of arrows will be fired. It is extremely powerful." "Every morning, your father stands in the courtyard, holding the gourd, singing : Ding Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang gourd baby." "Gourd baby?" Chang Yuan wondered.Chen Huan said: "The formula, after you practice it later, the two masters even gave your father a certificate of completion, a big copper-plated gold medal with seven big characters written on it, the best gourd baby in the world!" "Good guy, Still gourd baby." Chang Yuan said.Chen Huanyu said: "Time flies and the relationship between the three masters and apprentices was good. Who knew that one day the two masters had a whim and wanted to compete in martial arts. After discussing it, the two decided to hold their breath." "Hold your breath." ?” Chang Yuan said.Chen Huan said: "The two of you brought two buckets of water, come on, let's stick our heads in, and the two of them stuck their heads in together. To put it simply, they held their breath for an entire hour!!!" Chang Yuan said: "Hey! Then It's a real skill, so who wins in the end?" "It's a tie... Both of them died." Chen Huan said. "Good guy? Didn't the relationship drown for an hour?" Chang Yuan said dumbfounded.Chen Huanyu said: "Your father is so sad. After burying the two masters, he went down the mountain. Your father took this big gourd and this big copper-plated gold medal and went down the mountain." necessary." Chang Yuan said speechlessly.Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "If you don't talk about it, it will come together. I happened to walk to the foot of this mountain and met a robber on a motorcycle. I saw the big copper-plated gold medal on your father's body at a glance. Take it out. The knife opened." "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, I want to take off my pants from now on!!!" "No... Is this robber making money or rebooting?? Why are you taking off your pants???" Chang Yuan wondered.Chen Huan said: "It's wrong, it's actually a robbery." "Who is your father? After learning kung fu for so many years, he can tolerate him." "Fight him!" Chang Yuan praised. "No! Your father just threw this big copper-plated gold medal on the ground, and the robber got out of the car to pick it up. Your father got on the robber's motorcycle and turned around and ran!!!" Chen Huan said. "Good guy... I've spent all my attention on this body." Chang Yuan said.Chen Huan said: "Hurry up and go down the mountain on a motorcycle and enter the city. Your father is holding this gourd to see things and think about people. He feels uncomfortable and finally thought about it. He just cut the gourd. I don't want the whole one, but keep half of it." , Carrying this half-cut scoop on his back, he continued to roam the rivers and lakes, and was given the nickname of the No. [-] scooper in the Dragon Kingdom! From now on, the scoop goes from east to west.” “It’s so ugly if you don’t say that. To the west, besides, who is nicknamed the first scooper???" Chang Yuan said speechlessly. (