Vice President of Deyun, starting from withdrawing from the mainstream

"Hey, I thought... I thought it would be easier for the gods to just move the mountain away."

Chang Yuan reluctantly explained after being embarrassed for a long time.

On the stage, Chen Huanyu smiled and continued: "Well, anyway, the mountain was successfully moved in the end, but things are impermanent, and the bad things in the world are not necessarily all bad things, and the good things don't necessarily turn out to be good things in the end."

Chang Yuan wondered: "Hey, what do you mean by that???"

Chen Huanyu said: "The mountain has moved, is it a good thing? But the name of this village is unknown, and there are actually two monsters under their original mountain."

"These two monsters are amazing. One is a snake who has cultivated to become a spirit, and the other is a scorpion who has cultivated to become a spirit. The two or a couple were released all at once."

"But thanks to this old man's family heirloom - a colorful gourd seed, plant it and bury it in some soil, water it, and the gourd vines will grow up, and finally bear seven A treasure gourd, inside the treasure gourd, there are seven children who jumped out of Qiankun, some who can spit water, and some who can breathe fire. Later, they subdued the snake spirit and scorpion spirit, and after saving the village, they finally lived in seclusion in the forest."

"Later, in a foreign country, there was a beautiful princess with snow-like skin who offended someone, and fled and hid in the hut where they lived.

"Later on this princess, the stepmother came over and became an old lady who bought apples. This princess took a bite and died. Do you know why? Because this apple is the forbidden fruit that Adam and Eve ate secretly in the Garden of Eden. Ordinary people If you can’t bear it, why don’t you tell me how well I learned this story.”

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience laughed loudly and applauded warmly.

Chang Yuan: "..."

"It's not that the books you read are all pirated copies, right? You just said that this is called Yugong Yishan, isn't it completely messed up!"

"Ah? What are you talking about?" Chen Huan asked.

Chang Yuan thought for a while and said, "To be honest, I'm a little confused about this..."

Chen Huanyu proudly said with an air of being a good teacher: "It's okay, you can say whatever you want, this knowledge is all discussed, if there is anything you don't understand, I will tell you."

After thinking for a while, Chang Yuan slowly opened his mouth and said: "Okay, don't talk, I'll calm down first, I'll take care..."

"That's how you put it... Yugong is the grandfather of the gourd baby, and the seven gourd babies are the seven dwarves in foreign fairy tales, and Snow White is also connected with Adam and Eve! Because they eat It's all an apple???"

Chen Huanyu gave a thumbs up and boasted: "Look at how clear you are, why don't you say you are a top student who graduated from a prestigious university."

"Fuck! I understand what I understand, but you are all wrong!!!" Chang Yuan said speechlessly.

Chen Huan said: "What's the matter with such a temper???

Chang Yuan said: "Didn't you say that what you said is all messed up, it's all, it's all there at all, these are several stories, you can't mix them up to see?"

Chen Huanyu waved his hand and said, "Hey, let me tell you a truth. The idioms of the Dragon Kingdom are useful everywhere! They are all connected together!"

"Hey, what you said is getting bigger and bigger." Chang Yuan shook his head and said helplessly.

Chen Huan said: "Hey, did you not read Transparent White? You just said that our Long Kingdom's good book, "Shan Hai Jing", have you heard of it?"

"Return to "Shan Hai Jing"...not baby, your fairy tales can be regarded as a mess, do you understand your "Shan Hai Jing"?" Chang Yuan said with a questioning expression.

Chen Huanyu refused to admit defeat and said, "What's wrong, I saw it very well, I really like it!"

Chang Yuan said: "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" is a classic from the pre-Qin period.

"What are you talking about??? What teeth???"

"…………"

After being silent for a while, Chang Yuan said helplessly: "Oh, forget it, you can do whatever you want, if you say you have seen it, then you can see it..."

Seeing Chang Yuan's appearance, Chen Huanyu became even more angry, and directly magnified his words: "Hey, don't you believe me, how about I tell you a few stories, so you know whether I have seen it or not, okay? "

Chang Yuan said: "Oh... I'll listen to you, right? I'll listen to that."

Chen Huan said: "First of all, there is a story in the book that I like the most——Is there Jingwei reclamation???"

Chang Yuan nodded and said honestly: "Forget it, I still know a little bit. This is the story of Jingwei reclamation in the Beishanjing of "Shan Hai Jing". It does exist."

Chen Huan said: "Beishan... I don't care if Jingwei is in Shanhaijing Beishan or Nanshan, anyway, I just like to watch this."

"Okay, okay, you can continue to talk..." Chang Yuan said helplessly.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said solemnly: "First of all, to tell this story, we have to understand why Jingwei reclamation landfills."

"Tell me why?" Chang Yuan asked.

Chen Huanyu slapped his thigh and said angrily: "Why do you need to say??? That traitor Jingwei!!! Pull it over and fill the sea."

"For these traitors, you have to be more ruthless. Just mix all the legs with concrete, and throw them into the sea after they are built. If you can float up and press down, float up and press down, float up and press down, I love watching this family. Things with integrity, really good!!!”

"Hey, wait a moment... It's not this Jingwei's national integrity, isn't it that you can stop showing your timidity???" Chang Yuan said helplessly.

Chen Huanyu said with a blank face, "Why didn't I say that?"

Chang Yuan said: "What's the matter, then Jingwei's reclamation means filling Wang Jingwei into the sea???"

Chen Huan said: "Otherwise, it's reclamation. Could it be that he's a traitor and gave him an award?"

Chang Yuan said helplessly: "Will you wait, will you wait? You are wrong about this bloodshot story." "

Chen Huanyu interrupted, "Don't you know where Jingwei came from? That Jingwei is the daughter of the sun god Yandi, and she also has a nickname called Nvwa..."

"Hey, if you say it like this, don't I understand? The girl has patched up the sky behind her, right? She even draws sticks of mud to make a villain. You don't need a man to make a villain. You all say how powerful this fairy is... ...This is when Yugong didn't catch up with the good times, if the girl was still there at that time, it would be easy!!!"

"Go!!! Then it's not alone!!!" Chang Yuan said angrily.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Oh shit..."

"Hahaha, it's so funny!"

The audience in the audience leaned forward and back together with joy, and couldn't help laughing out of tears.