Vice President of Deyun, starting from withdrawing from the mainstream

Zhang Lei bowed and walked off the stage after singing a Beijing rhyme drum song "Hundred Mountains", and the following programs also started one after another.

Today, the small theater of Tianqiao Deyun Society does not have a large number of audiences, and there are only a dozen or so in a relatively large theater.

However, the actors of the Deyun Society still worked very hard on the stage, and they still showed all their skills.

Chen Huanyu and Sun Yue are in second place this time, and they are talking about a traditional and quiet cross talk "Lun Ping Dou".

This cross talk is sometimes called "Holding and Fighting", and some people call it "Eight Don't Lie", which is a very basic cross talk among mother and son.

But it is also because of the foundation that the kung fu is revealed more and more.

It’s like the fish-flavored shredded pork in Sichuan cuisine. Let alone a chef, ordinary people use soy sauce, vinegar, chicken essence, etc. to make fish-flavored sauce. If he is at the top, he can only work hard on the subtleties and collide with sparks.

For example, the group version of "Red Flowers and Green Leaves" co-produced by Hou, Guo, Shi, and Yu, two pairs of mentors and apprentices, and "Big Talk" by Jia Yuling and Bai Kainan, which made them very popular in the Spring Festival Gala. , are all improved from the basic "Lun Peng Dou".

And because he is a "mother and son" cross talk, it is different from ordinary cross talk performances in which the "one head is heavy" and the funny is dominant, and the two play together.

This work switches between teasing and teasing each other, and cooperates with each other, which is also a big test for the tacit understanding between the two parties.

But since they dared to take it out, Chen Huanyu and Sun Yue were naturally quite confident

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"To be honest, this is really embarrassing. I apologize to everyone. Originally, I said that I would do a stand-up comic on this show. Who knows, just this guy broke free from the chain and ran out by himself. Really I'm sorry, everyone, to trouble everyone..."

Chen Huanyu on the stage didn't come up from the backstage until after Sun Yue introduced herself in the opening scene. As a result, the first sentence attracted the attention of all the audience.

Without the slightest sloppiness, directly substitute into the role and set up to tease the contradictions between the two sides.

"Hey, what are you talking about? It's not what you think that you are performing alone in a two-person show? What do you mean by breaking free from the chains, you?"

Sun Yue on the side was greeting the audience, but was interrupted and ridiculed at this time, so naturally he had to ask quickly.

Chen Huanyu sighed, waved his hands and said in disgust: "I don't know what it means to break free from the chains. You guys have a look. To be honest, I have always had a good opinion of these popular actors. Why?"

"The one standing inside is a bit lacking in general intelligence. Audience friends, you can also think about it. If the elders are standing here with a better brain and amusing, who wants to let the children laugh, right? "

Sun Yue pushed Chen Huan and said, "Hey, the more you say this, the more you say it, the more you go too far. What the cross talk duo cooperates with is the audience's applause, which we share equally."

Chen Huanyu pursed his lips with disdain and said: "It's evenly divided. Audience friends, please tell yourself, isn't anyone who comes here to see funny actors? Who is here to see funny actors, right?"

"It's not necessarily this thing, maybe there is someone who likes me." Sun Yue objected.

Chen Huanyu said: "It's easy to do, but it's not good. Let's do a survey now. Everyone will participate. Do multiple-choice questions. Do you guys like to watch funny actors? Or don't you like to praise actors and want to drag him out?" How about shooting for 10 minutes?"

"What! Your options are different, really." Sun Yue said angrily.

Chen Huanyu spread his hands and said: "That's what it is. The cost of our teasing is huge. A program says tens of thousands of words. There is no serious talk there. It's just a few words: Ah yes! Me? No Like words! You are my father... Clean this!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the auditorium booed one after another.

"Stop, stop, stop! How can you clean this??? You are taking advantage of me, have I ever said that you are my father???"

Sun Yue hugged her stomach with an unhappy face, and even made everyone laugh out loud.

Chen Huanyu explained: "I'm telling the truth. They don't have a few serious words in their flattery. They babble back and forth. They just recite a few words according to Zhang Bing's former cross talk teacher."

"We're not trying to spoil you, just talking about this matter. He just recited these few lines... No! We should say a few words. Teacher Sun recited those lines from the age of seven to yesterday, when he just took the stage, he was still holding that line Ben's back."

"Hey, isn't it you who are messing around here again and I will draw your letter? I still have to memorize a few words now."

"Let me tell you, do you know that I was born as a joker at the beginning? Speaking, learning, teasing, and singing, I also learned one by one, you know?" Sun Yue became even more dissatisfied when she heard this.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said as a matter of course: "Yes, it was like this before, but it will not work later."

"The teacher from the music school directly told Mr. Sun that you should stop talking about cross talk in the future. If you talk about cross talk again in the future, I'll fuck you to death!"

Sun Yue waved his hand and said, "Don't listen to that teacher's nonsense, you can't believe everything that teacher says, right?"

"Besides, don't look down on those who are popular. As the old saying goes, three points are funny and seven points are flattering. You can't play tricks on this. This is what the old cross talkers said."

Chen Huanyu nodded and said: "That's right, there is such a saying, and according to my inference, the person who said it is definitely an old comedian who loves me."

"In my opinion, this is a big mistake!!! If I say this cross talk, it should be a nine-point joke, and a zero-tenth point is this flattering one. Hey, this is the most plausible......"

"Hey stop!!! I have to stop you again, it's not that you have been to college anyway, do you know how to count? You take nine points, I take that zero and one point, then there is still this zero point Nine points." Sun Yue quickly stopped and said angrily.

With a look of disdain on Chen Huanyu's face, he curled his lips and said, "You??? How can you count as [-]% of what you're talking about? Do you deserve it???"

"Isn't this microphone useful? Isn't this fan? Eye-catching, Yuzi board, and this handkerchief are all occupied."

"Hey! Good guy, according to what you say... I'm such a big living person standing here to make a joke, why not manage things with this little tool that can't speak?" Sun Yue said dumbfounded for a while.

Chen Huanyu said calmly, "That's definitely not as good as it is. You suffer because you can't talk, because they can't talk, so they don't interfere. You...you realize it yourself."

Sun Yue: "..."

For a moment, Sun Yue, who was speechless by Chen Huanyu, couldn't help twisting the expressions on his fat face. It seemed both embarrassing and funny, and surprisingly naive and a little cute.

"puff…………"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Oh shit... this is interesting, this!"

The audience in the audience was instantly overjoyed.