The audience in the audience laughed out loud, and Chen Huanyu on the stage was also a little unhappy and said:

"Hey, it's not that we sing operas, this direct personal attack is a bit boring, right??!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the applause and laughter of the audience in the audience became louder in an instant.

"Returning my personal attack isn't what you said, it's outrageous, what does this big face mean???" Chang Yuan also asked angrily.

Chen Huan said: "You are stupid, brother, isn't this also to confuse the enemy? We two went to steal bones in the past, didn't we? Do you dare to say your real name for the heavy guards in the field, right???"

"Oh, this is..." Chang Yuan echoed.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said, "That's right, that's the thing, just like the 007 I just said, can someone be surnamed 0?"

"Then who has the surname 0?" Chang Yuan also waved his hands.

Chen Huanyu said: "That's right. His name is James Bond. 007 is the code name. This thing is the same as ours. I can't call it Meng Liang. I have to call it Big Painted Face. It's just to confuse the enemy."

"Oh...then how can I give you this right?" Chang Yuan said.

Chen Huan said: "It's easy, I'm a big face, you're a bad face."

Chang Yuan nodded vigorously and said: "Okay, or you still understand, let's continue.

Different from some old burdens of the traditional cross talk "Fenhe Bay", there are still some thresholds for audiences who don't understand Peking opera. Sing.

The two made an appointment to sing "Fenhe Bay", but the layman naturally couldn't sing it at all, and one of them could make all kinds of jokes and sing nonsense.

As for the "Hongyang Cave" that Chen Huanyu and Chang Yuan talked about, the plot is actually simpler, and because the operas are performed in very simple vernacular, the burden is also thin-skinned.

Not to mention that they don’t understand Peking Opera, Yue Longgang, Kong Deshui and others, who came to listen to cross talk for the first time, have gradually become fascinated by listening to it unconsciously, and have gradually entered the comedy trap woven by Chen Huanyu’s words and cannot extricate themselves.

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And on the stage at this time, after a burst of laughter, the plot went through again:

"Come on!!!"

"Bang it up, bang it up, bang it up, bang it up, bang it up!!!"

Muttering in his mouth, Chen Huanyu beat the time again, walked through the door and sang first:

"Be careful with the secret organs!"

Chang Yuan: "Take a trip to the North Country as a detective~"

Chen Huanyu: "I~ I have a pretty face!"

"I... Er Hualian!"

Chen Huanyu smiled and said, "How come~~~ my buddy?"

Chang Yuan replied and sang: "Dude, I've come a long time ago."

Chen Huanyu nodded and continued to ask solemnly: "Then let me ask you, whose family are you from?"

"Nonsense!!! Whose child can I be??? Then I must be my parents' child." Chang Yuan said with a face full of pain.

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "You don't need to ask me this question. Brother, you can answer me clearly if you think about it. Is it your father or Uncle Wang... Uncle Zhao, you have to ask this question clearly anyway. I respect you." choose."

"Then there is no need to choose! I was born by my parents, and that's how I grew up. There are not so many people!" Chang Yuan quickly waved his hands.

"puff……………"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hey hey hey..."

The cross talk applause and laughter of the audience reappeared. Guo Taoer and Yu Qian behind the stage of Deyun Club were waiting at the gate of the stage, and they couldn't help laughing at this time.

I have to say that, although the crosstalk "Talented Eight Dou" in the finals of the Yangma Crosstalk Sketch Contest was also very good, compared with Chen Huanyu who was under many cameras on the big stage at that time, Chen Huanyu at this time was indeed a lot more relaxed. At the same time, it makes the burden even more ... ... a little bit more exciting.

Chen Huanyu spread his hands and said, "Then you just say that, just ask and answer."

"Then let me say that I am my father's son." Chang Yuan asked back.

"Okay, just say that." Chen Huanyu replied affirmatively.

"Okay then come again!"

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"Be careful with the secret organs!"

"Take a trip to Detective Beiguo~"

"I~ I have a pretty face!"

"I'm so disfigured!"

"Come~~~ my buddy?"

"Man, I'm already here."

Chen Huanyu nodded and said, "Let me ask you, whose family are you from?"

Chang Yuan sang: "I am my father's son!"

Chen Huanyu sang: "Would you like it?"

"I... nonsense! Is there anything I like about this thing? No one asked for my consent when that thing gave birth to me!"

Chang Yuan reacted for a long time before he finally understood what this sentence meant, and he was so angry that he was about to die.

At this time, the audience in the audience also burst out laughing, unable to stop their joy.

Chen Huanyu persuaded earnestly: "Oh, then you just say you agree, isn't it over? This is all to confuse the enemies of the Fanbangbei Kingdom. Two tourists are chatting, and they may not be on guard when chatting. "

"If this is true and your reaction, the army will directly shoot the two together with machine guns."

Chang Yuan said helplessly: "Then how should I continue? Is it because I want to?"

Chen Huanyu thought for a while and said, "If you directly say that you are willing, it will always feel like getting married. It doesn't have the feeling of Peking Opera, so you just say: I agree!"

"Oh, there's Fan, okay, then I understand." Chang Yuan said.

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"Be careful with the secret organs!"

"Take a trip to Detective Beiguo~"

"I~ I have a pretty face!"

"I'm so disfigured!"

"Come~~~ my buddy?"

"Man, I'm already here."

"Let me ask you, whose family are you a child???"

"I am my father's son!"

Chen Huanyu sang: "Would you like it?"

Chang Yuan sang: "I agree!"

Chen Huanyu nodded, looked back at Chen Huanyu and sang solemnly: "Then will you accept me for two days???"

"Then I don't agree! Why do I just have nothing to do and play with Dad?" Chang Yuan pushed Chen Huanyu and said angrily.

The laughter of the audience is getting bigger and bigger...

Chen Huanyu waved his hand and said, "Look at it, look at it, originally this show was just a disguise, we came to the opponent's lair secretly to win the trust of the enemy."

"Hey, these two were originally brothers, but now one is adopted by the other. Now that they are married father and son, there must be no problem with these two! Confuse the enemy!"

"Good guy, I'm a descendant to confuse the enemy." Chang Yuan said speechlessly.

Chen Huan said: "Hey, this thing is fake, it would be nice to take the money after singing xn opera."

"Then... that's fine, then how do I pick it up?" Chang Yuan said.

Chen Huanyu smiled and said: "That's how you are, stamping your feet and beating your chest with an excited expression, opening your mouth wide and laughing, pretending to be overjoyed and singing: I really approve of it hahahahaha!!!"

Chang Yuan: "Hey... I'm such a bitch..."

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