Vice President of Deyun, starting from withdrawing from the mainstream

After the applause, Guo Taoer said: "Actually, speaking seriously, this is the first time the three of us have talked about cross talk together, right?"

Yu Qiandao: "Yes, I remember the first time too."

Guo Taoer said: "Although it is the first time, we are actually very familiar in private. You may not know that the three of us grew up together from childhood."

Chen Huanyu usually seldom cooperates with Guo Taoer, but at this time he just listened from the sidelines, mainly giving way to Yu Qianpeng.

Yu Qian: "Oh, that's right, we are Fa Xiao."

Guo Tao'er thought about it: "I remember when we were about twelve or thirteen years old, we went to the Quyi School, the college class."

Yu Qiandao: "That's right, we are learning cross talk there."

At this time, Chen Huanyu suddenly said, "Hey, I've already said that so I can't mention that moment. I'll be angry with you when I mention this."

Everyone is playing freely. When Chen Huanyu suddenly said such a sentence, Guo Taoer also looked at Chen Huanyu inexplicably, and asked very puzzled: "Why are you angry with me? Didn't I recruit you???"

Chen Huanyu said with an angry and aggrieved face: "You still have the nerve to say that you, you have let the audience judge your humanity many times, and when you were young, you agreed to grow up together, but you are good, you just grew half and don't grow up!!! You Just say how selfish you are."

Yu Qian thought about it for a while, and even said solemnly: "Hey, don't say that, it really makes sense, Guo Taoer, you don't keep your word!"

"go!!!"

Guo Taoer said angrily: "Go and play!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo..."

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing instantly, Chen Huanyu and Guo Taoer had the cutest height difference.

It was fine if the three of them didn't talk about it before, but everyone just felt a little bit about it. Now that they said this, coupled with Chen Huanyu's aggrieved expression, the audience laughed out loud, and they were so happy that they leaned forward and back together.

But it was not over yet, Yu Qian stretched out his hand with a serious face, passed over Guo Tao'er's head and lowered it slowly on purpose, and by the time it landed on Chen Huanyu, it was already below the waist.

Immediately he was very happy and said: "Oh, that's not right, Chen Huanyu, this peach doesn't seem to be half grown yet, at most it's a small half!"

Chen Huanyu spread his hands and said, "Look! Look at how stingy this guy is. He even has to save his height to make a discount!"

"Fuck you, you put your hands flat and don't go down!" Guo Tao'er blushed and said speechlessly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience bowed their waists with joy, and the applause was extremely warm.

"Okay, okay, what did you want to say just now?" After laughing, Yu Qian turned the topic back to the main topic.

Guo Taoer nodded and said: "If I remember correctly, Brother Qian was still a little fat at that time, but Chen Huanyu seemed to be the same height then, but he should be thinner."

Chen Huanyu nodded and said, "Yes, I kept my figure well then, and now I'm a bit richer."

Guo Tao'er said: "At that time, our relationship was very good, even after class, we had to pee together."

The audience laughed lightly.

Yu Qian nodded and said: "Everyone who is about the same age as us must understand that there was really nothing to play at that time, just going to the bathroom together or something."

Guo Tao'er smiled and said: "As soon as the get out of class bell rings, we will start on time and go straight to the toilet. I was in the middle of the stop, Yan Chen Huanyu was on the left, and Yu Qian was the little fat man on the right.

Yu Qian said helplessly: "There is no one else to call him."

Guo Tao'er said: "It's time to be naughty, so I can tease them. I'm urinating and playing tricks secretly."

Yu Qiandao: "What are you doing?"

Guo Tao'er said with a smirk: "I took the opportunity to turn left and call his name—'Chen Huanyu!!!' Peeing all over him."

Chen Huanyu said helplessly: "You are too bad, or else my mother would always scold me when I went back to do the laundry."

"It's not over yet, let's go on - 'Guo Qilin!!!' Wow! Fuck your face." Guo Taoer swung her body to the right again.

"what????"

"It's not that my son is too short, is it?" Yu Qian said dumbfounded.

Chen Huanyu smirked and said: "That's right, I also remember this, especially Brother Qian, you still like to agree, as soon as he asks you to open your mouth and agree, it's all in your mouth."

"Oh yes, otherwise your small mouth would be sweeter now, I have diabetes." Guo Taoer turned her head and looked at Yu Qiandao with a smile on her face.

"go!!!"

Yu Qian said angrily: "Let's play! It's too disgusting."

The typical trick of turning over three times and teasing four times made the audience burst into tears of joy, and each of them could only bow their heads and let out a dull cough.

Vulgar enough!But it's also really funny! ! !

Guo Taoer said with a smile: "Especially when I was in school, it was very interesting. For the professional class of cross talk, the teacher usually teaches the more basic ones, such as learning to see."

"Seeing?" Yu Qianpeng asked.

Guo Tao'er said: "That's right, ventriloquism, the teacher is teaching from above: Come on, students, let's see together, follow me to learn chi chi... Chi chi... Chi chi chi chi chi chi... This is saw saw gone."

"Don't tell me it really looks like that," Yu Qian said.

Guo Taoer said: "For example, who learns from small animals, who... Guo Taoer! Learn to bark like a puppy!"

"I just got up from my seat, let's learn, little dog: woof woof woof! Big dog woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!!!"

"It's really not bad." Yu Qian said.

Guo Taoer said: "Chen Huanyu is next, Chen Huanyu! What do you call a sheep?"

"It's my turn." Chen Huan said.

Guo Taoer nodded and said: "Chen Huan started to learn: baa baa baa~~~ That's it."

"That's right, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with what I've learned." Chen Huan said.

Guo Taoer said: "The last one, the teacher came to Yu Qian's side: Yu Qian! What is the chicken called???"

"Chickens are easy to learn." Yu Qian said.

Guo Taoer smiled and said: "Yu Qian sat up from his seat: Master, come and play~~~" (^0^)/!

Chen Huanyu: "..." (? Dish?)

Audience: "..." (=?Д?=)

Yu Qian: "..." (#?Д?)

"It's not this chicken, it's this, it's too early for me to mature???"

After a long silence, Yu Qianyi spoke with a dumbfounded expression.

"Good guy! Let me tell you, Brother Qian, why did you go out mysteriously every night, and you brought us oranges when you came back at night." Chen Huanyu praised with a look of shock.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience burst out laughing again! ! !