This sister can deal with it, saying that she rebelled, she really rebelled

Shang Shaoyan looked at his wronged brother who stood up and talked without back pain: "You think this is "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation"? One year of military training, three years of rebellion, and five years of unifying the north and south, you are really awesome .Why don’t you do it by yourself? Why don’t you ask me to do it? Are you annoying?”

Shang Yunlan said sternly: "That's why you misunderstood me. You see, the merchant soldiers were originally the masters of tigers and wolves, but now the group of dragons has no leader, so they are silent. You are the official of the Zhen Guogong's mansion." Master, and the Tiger Talisman, it is already relatively generous to give you one year to bring them back to the top. Although you have not learned martial arts, you still have the muscle memory for martial arts. Didn't you fight one against five a while ago? Is it? So this strength is also there."

Shang Shaoyan thought for a while, and felt that it made sense: "Well, continue."

Shang Yunlan continued to draw cakes: "As for the three-year rebellion, I think this is too much time. Nanchen was already on the verge of collapse, and the dog emperor is also a fool and a coward. Maybe you just joined the army, and before you even arrived in Shengjing, he will I've already run away. You just go to train soldiers, I'm here in Shengjing to win over power and buy people's hearts, and you will be able to ascend the throne immediately after entering Beijing, wouldn't it be flattering?"

Shang Shaoyan frowned, she had already noticed something was wrong, but she still asked patiently: "Then what?"

Shang Yunlan felt that Shang Shaoyan had listened, and hurriedly said: "It will be easier to unify the north and the south in five years, you just hold Qiao Zhuo in your hands, it will be a great weapon! You..."

Shang Shaoyan couldn't bear it anymore, pointed at Shang Yunlan's nose and cursed: "Do you think everyone is as stupid as you? You are really good at it! Come on, let's talk about it today."

As she spoke, she pulled out a piece of paper and took a Langhao pen to write and draw on the paper: "First of all, let me tell you about the year you rebelled. Not to mention how I am a woman, how can I convince the public, even if I can do this Holding a large army in your hands, the tens of thousands of forbidden soldiers in Shengjing are vegetarians? These are nothing, let me ask you, I suddenly appeared in the northwest, clamoring to lead them to rebel, and there is nothing, are you Do they think I'm sick?"

As he spoke, he wrote "Sincerity" on the paper.

"So let them see my sincerity."

Shang Shaoyan drank his saliva, and continued: "Let's talk about your three years of rebellion. You want to win over courtiers, why should others listen to you, a sick man? Because of your good looks? Just because you take a step and cough three times? Dreaming you .Also, what did my soldiers eat, drink, and wear in the past three years? Do you have money? Do you have connections?"

As soon as she said that, she wrote "Li" on the paper.

"So, let them see the benefits."

"Oh, and you ruled the north and the south for five years." Shang Shaoyan said sarcastically, "Do you really think Qiao Zhuo is easy to handle? Or, for one of the many sons, a cruel person like Emperor Zhou would Just give up this country?"

As soon as she was about to pick up the pen to write on the paper, Shang Yunlan held her hand: "Okay, okay, I understand, don't scold me, don't scold me."

Shang Shaoyan rolled his eyes: "Okay, I won't talk anymore, let's see if you will still stand and talk without back pain..."

Shang Yunlan hurriedly said: "Then let me tell you something nice, do you listen?"

Shang Shaoyan curled his lips, and threw the few pieces of paper he just wrote into the charcoal basin: "Let's talk. What good things can happen..."

Shang Yunlan raised his eyebrows and said, "Just now you said that you dreamed of another Shang Shaoyan. Coincidentally, I also dreamed of the original Shang Yunlan."

It’s okay not to say anything, but when Shang Shaoyan said it, he became angry: "The brothers and sisters are really shameless. It’s fine to go to a peaceful and beautiful era, and they took up a huge amount of our property. It’s okay for us two to be thrown in the This ghost place has a blood feud... There is no air-conditioning, no takeaway, no wi-fi."

Shang Yunlan said helplessly: "Didn't I tell you just now, I can do all these for you."

Shang Shaoyan laughed and said, "No matter how awesome you were back then, you were just an undergraduate?"

Shang Yunlan cleared her throat: "This is the good thing I want to tell you."

After a pause, he said: "In order to apologize, the original Shang Yunlan stuffed a library in my mind, covering everything from astronomy and geography to trivial matters."

Shang Shaoyan: "...grass."

She glared at Shang Yunlan angrily, and complained: "Then Shang Shaoyan is really, why didn't you leave me something good?"

As she spoke, she kicked the table next to her angrily.

Then the stone table made of white marble was shattered into scum.

Shang Shaoyan, Shang Yunlan: "..."

Silence is the Mingyue Tower at noon.

It took a long time for Shang Yunlan to stay away from Shang Shaoyan as quietly as possible, carefully looking at Shang Shaoyan who was gradually ecstatic: "An'an, you are..."

Shang Shaoyan closed his eyes, as if he was searching for something in his mind, opened his eyes after a while, and beamed with joy: "This Shang Shaoyan is quite loyal, even though he bought a house with my money, he actually bought her His natural power and ancestral swordsmanship have been left to me."

Shang Yunlan: "...Fuck."

Shang Shaoyan looked at Shang Yunlan happily: "Then you have a library, so I don't need to go to a magic doctor? You can cure it by reading the book yourself, saving me from running so far."

Shang Yunlan: "???"

Listen, is this what people say?

What is "you can cure it by reading the book yourself"?These words are heard by those doctors in the 21st century who have studied medicine for decades before they can operate on congenital heart disease, and they will throw away your ashes in minutes.

But he didn't dare to make complaints like this, otherwise he would be the one to be ashes.

Shang Yunlan persuaded as calmly as possible: "This congenital heart disease cannot be cured by reading books. I'm afraid I still have to go to Shuzhou."

Shang Shaoyan was angry: "In your eyes, I am such a ruthless person? I was joking with you just now, and you actually took it seriously?"

Shang Yunlan dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak—that sentence was clearly said in a state of ecstasy, it's no wonder it wasn't from the bottom of his heart!

……

The Zhaixing Pavilion next to the Mingyue Tower is Qiao Xiuyu's temporary residence. The yard is not too big or too small. There are two wing rooms and a three-story viewing building. I don't know how many skilled craftsmen have spent their efforts.

At this moment, Bai Lu was staring at Qiao Xiuyu, with a half-hearted smile: "Where are you going, sir?"

Qiao Xiuyu smiled gently: "There is some urgent matter at home, I have to go back, please trouble Miss Bailu to tell the county magistrate, I will be back tomorrow morning."

Bai Lu didn't stop her when she heard the words, she just saluted, and then said politely: "Mr. Lang, you should go and talk to the county magistrate in person, otherwise the magistrate will not be able to find you, and the slaves will suffer."