Explosive pet!Green tea little husband grinding people every night

On the second day, Wen Ziyu was woken up in his sleep.

The door of the room slammed, followed by a familiar, headache-inducing sound.

"Brother Ziyu, brother Ziyu open the door, it's me!"

The quilt around her was not warm, and Gu Lanyi didn't know where to go early in the morning, only the voice of Yang Siyang, the son of the royal historian, was outside the house.

Wen Ziyu yawned, got out of bed and opened the door for him.

"Yang Siyang, did you call your soul early in the morning? Don't you know I'm going to sleep late? Who let you in!"

Yang Siyang didn't care about being scolded, and sneaked in through the crack of the door.

"Who else could it be, Gu Mobai, I said I came to look for you, so he let me in."

Wen Ziyu rolled his eyes and said, "He is kind."

Yang Siyang poured himself a cup of tea unceremoniously, "Why are you so kind, his nostrils are about to eat me! It's not like you don't know that those self-proclaimed talents look down on us the most."

Although women were respected in the Dajin Dynasty, the officials and nobles would send boys to attend the Taixue.

Apart from Gu Mo, they were the only ones who moved the capital back then.

It's just that Gu Mo is the number one talented person in the capital, and the two of them are a duo for what they can do.

Wen Ziyu snorted and said, "My Highness is just too lazy to argue with him."

His royal sycophant, Yang Siyang, immediately agreed: "It is necessary, once brother Ziyu is out, everyone, Mo, paper, and Taiwan will have to sit in the back row!"

"Don't be poor, why didn't you follow your wife's buttocks today, did you think of me?"

Yang Siyang's mouth narrowed: "I was about to tell you, I'm so mad, I'm really mad, you don't even know how angry I am."

Seeing that he was about to start talking nonsense again, Wen Ziyu's scalp tightened, and he interrupted quickly: "Who, what are you doing?"

Yang Siyang stopped talking obediently, "My wife, the master, made her cousin's belly bigger."

Wen Ziyu: ...

This is really serious.

She knows that Yang Siyang's wife is a well-known playboy in the capital, but she has a beautiful face, and Yang Siyang was deceived by her face back then.

"Then why don't you go to your mother, Mrs. Yang, for a book of ginseng? What do you want me to do? Beat her up?" He originally said it casually, but who knew that this fool actually started to think.

"It's not impossible. You are so powerful. Let's put a sack on her and throw her in the alley to beat her up. Let's see if she dares next time?"

Wen Ziyu looked up at the sky, speechless, "Why do you think I can beat her?"

Yang Siyang said in amazement: "You made so many things, wouldn't you beat her right away if you just took out one?"

What he was talking about were all kinds of hidden weapons that Wen Ziyu had been tinkering with over the years.

Wen Ziyu shook his head, went to his treasure box to pick out a few undead ones, and brought them over for him to pick.

"I won't join forces anymore. I still want to maintain my gentle and delicate image. You can choose one yourself."

Yang Siyang condemned his disrespectful behavior very much, and happily picked out a light whip with pink tassels tied on the handle. The whip was off-white with luster and looked very beautiful.

"I want this!"

He trotted away immediately after thanking him, and couldn't wait to take it back and try it on his wife.

Wen Ziyu looked at the back of him leaving, and suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten to tell him that the whip was coated with anesthesia, and he made some changes on the handle, even if it was a small force, it would be very painful. pain.

Hmm...it should be fine, right?

Yang Siyang wouldn't really beat his wife to death, would he?

Wen Ziyu thought about the possibility seriously for a while, and in the end, because he was too lazy to chase him out, he pinned his hopes on the flexibility of Yang Siyang's wife, and hoped that she would hide.

At the beginning, Yang Siyang was just out for face and had no connotation, so Wen Ziyu knew that he didn't feel anything other than anger at this time, so let him go, anyway, his wife, Mr. Yu Shi, will take care of what happened.

Wen Ziyu put away his treasures, and Gu Lanyi came back after a while.

"His Majesty held a celebration banquet in the palace tonight...Wen Ziyu?" She stretched out her hand and waved in front of the man's face with unfocused eyes, wondering why he was out of his mind.

"Ang, what's the matter? Oh, I see."

Gu Lanyi: ...

The situation is not quite right. I heard that Young Master Yang came to him just now. Could it be that he said something just now?

It was quiet for half a day, until before going to the palace for a banquet in the evening, Wen Ziyu suddenly said something.

"What if I hit someone?"

"Why do you ask this suddenly?" Gu Lanyi was confused.

Wen Ziyu pursed his lips, a little annoyed at why he asked this out of nowhere, so he just listened to Gu Lanyi.

"That must be the opponent's problem, of course I want to help you fight together!"

She also patted her chest to increase her persuasiveness.

[Target mood value 90%]

Wen Ziyu really burst out laughing, "Stupid woman."

Gu Lanyi gritted her teeth, "Then you are an idiot man."

The two naive ghosts competed with each other who was the idiot, and then accidentally saw the annoying family of three at the gate of the mansion.

Gu Yannian frowned, "What's the proper way to fight around?"

Wen Ziyu shivered and buried himself in Gu Lanyi's arms, Gu Lanyi took advantage of the situation to hug him, and looked at her mother in disapproval.

"Mother, you scared my husband."

Gu Yannian was choked, Cao Shi hurriedly helped her out, turned to her and said, "Lan Yi, you too, you came so late, how can you let the elders wait outside."

Gu Mo hurriedly explained before Gu Lanyi could speak: "Sister and the others are better than newlyweds, please understand, daddy, don't be angry."

Gu Lanyi rolled her eyes, she was really speechless for this family of three.

Wen Ziyu moved his ears and put green tea in front of him, how could he not make a move!

He suddenly emerged from Gu Lanyi's arms, his eyes were full of innocence, and his face was full of just-right doubts.

"Did mother and father be written on the invitation? It's Yu'er's fault. Yu'er didn't see it, so he didn't think carefully."

Gu Yannian coughed, a little embarrassed, but still hummed heavily, putting on airs.

The invitation stickers sent from the palace did not say Gu Fu, but General Mobei General Gu Lanyi and his husband.

Of course the three members of Gu Yannian's family were not there, but for things like the celebration banquet, of course she had to go, otherwise those old things would laugh at her behind her back again.

Holding the air of the head of the family, she greeted everyone to get into the carriage, but Gu Lanyi didn't expect that Gu Lanyi really didn't give her face, so she directly dragged Wen Ziyu to the carriage they had prepared in advance.

Gu Yannian gritted his teeth, kept the air pressure in his heart, and ordered the car to follow.

After putting Gu Lanyi's carriage in, the soldiers guarding the gate of the palace were about to close the door when they were stopped again.

She looked at Gu Yannian with a puzzled face, why did Shang Shu not ride in the same carriage as the general, but had to sit separately?

Gu Yannian made an excuse with a shy old face that there was no room for a car, and the soldiers let it go without thinking too much.

In the Hall of Supreme Harmony, the top chair was empty, indicating that the emperor hadn't come yet.

Sitting on the chair next to him was a man with a gentle temperament and a majestic look in his eyes. This was the queen of the Great Jin Dynasty and the biological father of the princess Wen Wen.

"My ministers/children pay homage to the queen, and the queen will be blessed and safe."

The queen was not pretentious, she smiled and waved them to the table, and then smiled lovingly at Wen Ziyu.

"Ziyu, how long has it been since you came to see me? You little heartless."

"Where is the Queen's father, I have seen you before... I don't know how many days ago!"

The queen smiled lightly, not caring about his poor mouth, and beckoned for his servants to serve him a few plates of his favorite snacks.

Gu Lanyi remembered that Wen Ziyu's box was said to be jewelry given by the queen and the servants. At this moment, it seemed that they had a really good relationship, and they were able to joke at the banquet.

Although it was a celebration banquet, in fact only Gu Lanyi's family was invited, and all the attendants were the queen's servants, so it could be regarded as a family banquet.

Emperor Wen Chao came late and sat down beside the queen.

Although she did not explicitly invite Gu Shangshu's family, she was not surprised that they also attended the banquet.

It’s funny to say that the original owner had fought many victories on the northern border, and the most beautiful one was to chase the Xiongnu ten kilometers away. Even that time, the emperor did not hold a celebration banquet in the Hall of Supreme Harmony. Just sent away.

This time, he paid so much attention to it, probably because he didn't care about the bar.

Sure enough, in the middle of the celebration banquet, Wen Chao suddenly spoke.

"General Gu solved the plague in Pingcheng for me this time. I should have rewarded him, but it's a pity."

When the subject changed, she looked at Wen Ziyu and teased, "It's a pity that my most beloved son has already been awarded to you. It just so happens that I see your brother Gu Mo and Wen'er are in love with each other. I am the beauty of adults, and I will make them feel happy." Choosing a date to get married can be regarded as an added kiss."

As soon as the words fell, the three members of Gu Yannian's family immediately beamed with joy and saluted repeatedly.

Gu Lanyi's eyes were gloomy, and she also bowed her head in salute.

Only Wen Ziyu sat on the stool with nothing to do with himself, continued to eat his delicious food, and took advantage of the time when everyone got up to grab a few pieces of fish balls.

Gu Lanyi twitched her mouth when she saw it. He was treated as an object and rewarded at will, and he was free to grab meat. I really don't know if he is big-hearted or stupid.

While he was complaining, Wen Ziyu had already put his idea into Gu Lanyi's cup.

In front of every woman at the banquet, a gold bottle and jade cup containing imperial wine was placed, and the palace attendant behind him was adding wine to it.

Wen Ziyu waited patiently for the palace attendant to leave, seeing that Gu Lanyi's attention was not here, he secretly reached out to take a bite.

"!"

Gu Lanyi grabbed his hand that did the wrong thing, "What are you doing?"

Wen Ziyu couldn't hold back his hand, and said, "I just want to take a sip of wine."

Gu Lanyi is also a wine lover, so she let go of him and handed over her glass.

Wen Ziyu held it contentedly and pecked at it.

Gu Mo, who happened to see this scene, put down the chopsticks in his hand, and glanced at Wen Wen who was sitting beside him.

He hesitated for a while, then asked softly, "Sister Empress, can Mo'er have a sip of your wine?"

He seldom did such outrageous things in front of Wen Wen, his fingers curled up his belt nervously, his eyes fell on the woman's chin, and he didn't dare to look up.

Wen Wen heard the words, beckoned the palace servants over, and said to him: "You are a man, you can't drink, I just ask someone to bring you some fruit wine to taste."

But I just want to taste your cup.

Gu Mo clenched his fingers, then loosened them, but finally didn't say anything, nodded and said, "Thank you, sister-in-law."

"good."