Chapter 13 Don’t pretend you are a poor dick!

“Dongming, is this your friend?”

A woman walked out behind the counter with a very hot body, gave birth to a standard net red face, smiled and took Song Dongming’s arm.

Song Dongming hummed, and introduced the woman: “Ye Tian, ​​my college classmate, sleep in my upper bunk.”

“Oh!” The woman took a look at Ye Tian, ​​and saw that he was wearing shabby clothes. There was no famous brand from head to toe. They were all cheap stalls, and suddenly lost interest.

“Yeba, are you here to find a job?” Song Dongming asked, picking up a bag at random. The new model is more than 30,000 after discount, and the price is good.

“No, I’m here to buy something.”

Ye Tian said casually, and also picked up a sample bag and looked at it. This small bag that can only hold a mobile phone, plus lipstick and tissues, actually costs 180,000. The rich, really know how to play…

Song Dongming smiled when he heard the words and couldn’t help but said: “Ye Zi, that’s why you are not kind. You are all classmates. What kind of pretense? I know what your family is like. I know better than anyone else. The cheap shopping mall that turns in front is the one you should go to. Locally, the cheapest bag here is five figures.”

“This, wrap it up for me.” Ye Tian casually threw the 180,000 bag to the shopping guide lady, turning his head and said: “Huh? Dong Ming, what did you just say?”

My f*ck? !

180,000 packages say you buy it?

Did this poor dick win the jackpot?

Song Dongming’s heart was overwhelmed, swallowing hard, and before he could speak, the net celebrity beside him was already unhappy, and shook his arm vigorously, “Dongming, look at others, and then look at you, why are you so stingy? I don’t like this one with 30,000 yuan, I want his one.”

Song Dongming rolled his eyes silently.

180 thousand!

Not 18,000!

Do you really think the money came from the wind?

At this time, Ye Tian’s attention was on the merchandise, ignoring the two people behind him, and successively took some purses, belts, and clothes for the shopping guide lady to pack.

Qin Yan not far behind him whispered: “Pang Wei, look at his brother Ye, he is so rich, but he is so simple to eat and wear. Buy street goods like LV and look at you again. You are ashamed. Ashamed, ashamed?”

Pang Wei looked down at the shirt designed by a famous French designer himself. He was quite ashamed. The roasted chicken legs in his hand were not fragrant. He whispered, “I want to learn from Brother Ye, starting today. Low-key life.”

The words of the two were heard by Song Dongming and the Internet celebrity girl. They were shocked and their heads were full of question marks.

When did lv become street goods?

Should you pay attention to the scale when you are pretending to be forceful? Who are you with?

“Leaves.”

Song Dongming really couldn’t stand the net celebrity girl grinding around by her side, and came to Ye Tian and said: “Classmates, don’t act here, if you can afford these things, I will perform handstand and eat shit.”

“If you have money, you have money. If you don’t have money, you don’t have money. I won’t laugh at you. What do you say? You also bring two extras. How much do you hire a day? 100? 200?”

Song Dongming sighed.

He really didn’t want to tear down Ye Tian, ​​because the man next to him was too annoying, and he couldn’t get off the stage.

Ye Tian:? ? ?



Ye Tian: “Dong Ming, what on earth are you talking about, why don’t I understand? I just buy something for myself, why is it just a costume?”

“Still pretending.” Song Dongming looked helpless, stretched out his hand to help Ye Tian adjust the collar and said: “I know, you always hate me for going to school that would be bad for you, but that’s all over. You really don’t need to be in front of you. Acting in front of my girlfriend, you said that you are a poor dick, with a monthly salary of tens of thousands of dollars, and spending millions on luxury goods. Is this logical? Who do you think of as a fool?”

Ye Tian understood, and smiled: “Did you just say that it’s true to perform handstand and eat shit?”

Song Dongming’s expression sank and said: “Ye Tian, ​​are you really going to play so big? I kindly advise you, you don’t appreciate it, you will settle the account later, but you are the shameful.”

Ye Tian smiled and shook his head, “Don’t answer the wrong question.”

“Smelly dick! No money, no money, what kind of big money are you pretending?”

The internet celebrity girl was a little tired, thinking that she had met a low-key goddess, but she didn’t expect it to be a persecutor, which really insulted sister’s IQ!

“Since you are shameless, don’t blame me.” Song Dongming sneered, “I mean, if you can buy things here, I will stand upside down and eat shit, but if you can’t do it, hehe. ..”

“Oh! Isn’t this President Qin, President Pang? What brings you here?”

As he was talking, a middle-aged man in a neat suit came in from outside and firmly held Qin Yan and Fat Wei’s hands.

“Nothing to do, come out with my brother for a stroll, how is your business recently?” Fat Wei said with a smile.

“Thanks to you two, everything is fine.” The middle-aged man is not someone else, but the owner of this LV monopoly, “Pang, do you have a brother? Can you recommend me?”

“Here.” Fat Wei raised his hand and pointed at Ye Tian, ​​”Brother Ye.”

“Mr. Ye!”

The middle-aged man made a guilty complaint and squeezed Ye Tian’s hand hard, as if he had been separated for many years… father and son.

Ye Tian: “Are you?”

“This boss, Old Xu.” Fat Wei smiled. “Old Xu, is there a discount for my brother to spend at your place?”

“Look at what you said, what’s the discount? You have to get a broken bone!” Old Xu smiled, and said to the trembling shopping guide girls: “In the future, these three bosses will come to spend, all 40% off!”

“Yes! Boss!”

Huh huh!

The little girls all bowed.

Ye Tian’s complexion is not pretty, and he casts a sideways look at Lao Xu, “Lao Xu, don’t bury people, I need a discount when I buy things? The original price must be the original price!”

“Um…” Old Xu looked embarrassed.

Pang Wei drew his mouth sharply, crying and saying: “Brother, I blame me for this. You shouldn’t talk too much. How can you buy discounted things in your capacity? It’s shameful. Stuck to death!”

At this moment.

Song Dongming is a stupid pig and can understand that Ye Tian is really rich, even the boss of f*ck has come out to give him a platform.

But Pang Wei was unwilling to let him leave. He grabbed Song Dongming by the collar, and said with a chuckle, “Don’t go in a hurry, buddy, we still have something to do.”

Song Dongming was excited, “What…what are you doing?”

Beep!

“Consumption is successful.”

“The balance on your card, 1,133,355 million…”

The electronic female voice without any emotion from Ye Tian’s mobile phone made the huge specialty store quiet.

Ye Tian put away the worn-out mobile phone with a relaxed expression.

Song Dongming’s face was pale.

1.1 billion…

This can no longer be described as a local tyrant, this f*ck is a superb!

“The pocket money is more than a billion…”

“Brother Ye is really…”

“Awesome!”

Qin Yan sighed quietly. When he first met Ye Tian two days ago, he always felt that his family background was similar to Ye Tian’s. At first glance, half a catty is true, but he is half a catty of scrap iron, and Ye Tian is a half-catty diamond.

“Ye, Yeye… I was joking with you just now. For the sake of our classmates, you should let me go.” Song Dongming was really panicked.

Ye Tian smiled brilliantly, “I am actually very curious, how do you stand upside down and eat shit.”

Fat Wei volunteered and said: “My shit stinks, I will give it to him.”

“Don’t, don’t…!”


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