"If you don't change it, if you can't finish it, I can make it into bacon and it won't break." Chen Yu said.

Saying that, Chen Yu took his sister to drink Han Chunming and walked towards the backyard.

Han Chunming said: "This uncle in your hospital is really interesting. One fish needs to be replaced by a chicken."

"These people in our yard think about other people's things every day. As long as there are some good things in other people's houses, they can't take advantage of them. They will say that you stole it, and even threaten to report it if you don't give them to them." Chen Yu road.

"There is such a thing, it's too shameless." Han Chunming was also a little surprised.

"By the way, Jia Geng's family seems to be in your yard too." Han Chunming remembered that there was another classmate, Jia Geng, from the same yard as Chen Yu.

"That kid, went to my house to steal something and went to the juvenile detention center for the New Year." Chen Yu said with a smile.

"Ah? There's something else, but that kid had dirty hands and feet at school. I didn't expect that he would dare to steal things in the yard."

The three walked to the backyard, and the mother, Zhou Feng, just came out of the house, and saw her son and daughter came back with friends, and also brought so much game and a deer.

"Xiaoyu, are you hunting again?"

Chapter 36 The deaf old lady Yi Zhonghai came to the door and made her fall

"Mom, I also have the credit today. I hit a rabbit and a pheasant with a slingshot." Qing'er boasted.

"Mom, this is my classmate Han Chunming. Today the three of us are going to play after our workout." Chen Yu said.

"Hello Auntie, my name is Han Chunming, I'm Brother Yu's classmate." Han Chunming greeted politely.

"It's Xiaoyu's classmate, come in quickly and eat at home at noon." Zhou Feng said with a smile.

"Jijijiji (you don't even call me when you go out to play)" At this time, the little fierce Xu ran out of the house and ran directly to Chen Yu's body, shouting in dissatisfaction.

Chen Yu touched Xiao Xie Xu's head and said with a smile, "Who told you to sleep late, I'll call you tomorrow."

Little fierce Xu nodded with satisfaction and climbed onto Chen Yu's shoulder.

"Mom, you steam some rice first, and I'll deal with the deer." Chen Yu said.

"Ok."

"Brother, I will also help to boil the water." Qing'er said.

"Let me help too." Han Chunming said.

"Okay." Chen Yu smiled, dragged Zhangzi to the door, took out a hundred-steel dagger, and peeled off the entire Zhangzi skin at once. This skin is a good thing. Clothes, but also shoes, the quality is better than cowhide.

Many people from the courtyard house came to see Chen Yu deal with the deer, and each and every one of them was almost drooling. This deer must weigh XNUMX to XNUMX kilograms. Where will the Chen family finish eating?

Aunt Er came over and said, "Chen Yu, you caught such a big deer, don't give points to the neighbors in the yard, everyone is a whole."

"Fuck off." Chen Yu said without raising his head.

"You... little beast, you really have no education at all." Aunt Er scolded.

Chen Yu glared at Aunt Er and said angrily: "Old beast, you care about other people's things every day, so shameless."

"You...so much meat, it won't choke you to death." Aunt Er said angrily and left.

Now her son and husband are still hospitalized in the hospital, and Chen Yu should be blamed for the bee sting at that time. She plans to wait for Liu Haizhong to be discharged from the hospital, and then ask Chen Yu to settle the account for compensation.

Chen Yu's movements were very skilled, and he quickly separated the camphor meat from the bones and internal organs.

After removing the internal organs, there are still about XNUMX pounds, and those internal organs and intestines are still good things.

Chen Yu used some deer meat, chopped the ingredients, and made sausages directly. Then he took out a few pieces of meat and simmered it directly with potatoes.

Because of the relationship between the spiritual spring water, the fragrance once again spread throughout the courtyard.

The deaf old lady next door had only stopped for two days, and when she smelled the fragrance, her saliva was drooling.

"Osmanthus, sweet-scented osmanthus, where are you going to die, I want to eat meat."

Aunt Yi in the middle yard heard the roar of the deaf old lady, and was a little tired. I just bought some meat today, just finished it, and brought it directly to the backyard.

As soon as I got to the backyard, I smelled the fragrance from the Chen family, and I felt that the bowl of broth in my hand was not fragrant.

Aunt Yi came to the old lady's house, and the old lady sat up from the bed.

"Is there any meat today?" the old lady asked.

"Yes, I bought it specially this morning, and made broth noodles for you." Aunt Yi said.

As soon as the old lady heard that there was meat, she quickly took the bowl from Aunt Yi's hand and spit it out after taking a bite.

"It's not the taste. I want to eat the kind of meat made by the Chen family. What is this? There is no meat taste at all. Go to the Chen family and order it for me." The deaf old lady said angrily.

Aunt Yi was also angry and put the bowl on the table with a bang.

He said, "Old lady, can you stop being so self-willed? It's good to eat some meat now, but you are still picky, can the Chen family be so easy to talk to? They don't have any relationship with you, why should they give you meat to eat? what."

"Why don't you give it to me? I'm the ancestor of this courtyard house. If you don't give me meat, it's not filial." The deaf old lady said rudely: "You carry me over, and I'll ask for it myself. If you don't give me meat, I'll smash it. Their glass."

"You..." Aunt Yi was speechless by the deaf old lady.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai also came over and asked, "Old lady, what's the matter?"

"Zhong Hai, hurry up, carry me to Chen's house, I'm going to ask for meat, hurry up," said the deaf old lady.

Although Yi Zhonghai felt that the deaf old lady was a bit rascal, it was not bad to be disgusted by the Chen family.

He immediately carried the deaf old lady on his back and walked out of the house. Just now, Yi Zhonghai was also attracted by the smell of the Chen family's meat. He wanted to come and have a look. Hearing that the neighbor said that Chen Yu came back with a lot of game, he was very heartbroken. Unhappy, how could that little beast be able to catch so much game in one trip.

Chen Family

Chen Yu's family and Han Chunming are having lunch. Han Chunming didn't expect Chen Yu to be so good at cooking. This potato stew is really delicious.

And he also stewed a large pot. He ate three bowls of rice, and he was exhausted.

And he was surprised to find that Chen Yu and Lu Qinger had a very large appetite, and they both ate the fourth bowl.

The two of them have been transformed by the pulp-washing fruit, and they are also old, so they have a great demand for food.

This is, there was a knock on the door outside.

Then the voice of the deaf old lady sounded: "Chen's, open the door quickly, open the door for me."

"Brother, it's a deaf old lady." Qing'er said with some fear.

"Don't be afraid." Chen Yu comforted, looked at his mother who was about to get up, and said, "Mom, I'll go take a look, you continue to eat, this old woman wants to come over again, I'm not used to her."

Chen Yu got up and walked towards the door. The deaf old lady was still shouting when the door opened.

Chen Yu saw that Yi Zhonghai was carrying the deaf old lady, who was still holding a crutch in her hand.

"Yi Zhonghai, what do you want to do?" Chen Yu said coldly.

"Chen Yu, old lady, I want to eat meat, hurry up and bring it to me," said the deaf old lady.

"I want to eat shit, I want to eat meat and ask your godson Yi Zhonghai to buy it for you. Why should we give you the meat from our family?" Chen Yu said angrily.

"Just because I'm the ancestor of this yard, you unfilial son and uneducated thing, dare to talk to the old lady like this, get me some meat quickly." The deaf old lady said angrily.

"Deaf old lady, I think you're crazy, your legs are crippled, you still come out to splash, and you still want to eat meat, eat shit." Chen Yu said.

"Chen Yu, how did you talk to the old lady, do you know how to respect the elders?" Yi Zhonghai said angrily.

"Yi Zhonghai, you've figured it out. My family's surname is Chen, what are you, and how is the relationship between our two families? You don't have a point in your heart? When you and this old woman helped Jia's family to occupy my house, they went over there. A few days, the pharmacy Bilian is not." Chen Yu scolded angrily.

The deaf old lady said angrily, "You...you little beast, if you don't give me meat today, I'll smash your glass."

"You smash it, if you smash a window of my house, I will dare to smash yours, and I will smash all of your son Yi Zhonghai's house. Who will be unlucky when you see it." Chen Yu was not threatened at all.

You can't get used to a shameless old shrew like the other party. If you want to play a rogue, it depends on who has played it.

"Chen Yu, doesn't the old lady just want to eat some meat? You have hunted so much game today, so what if you give some to the old lady? Your family is not short of that."

When Yi Zhonghai saw that the threat could not be fulfilled, he directly kidnapped him morally.

"Yi Zhonghai, don't kidnap me morally here, I won't eat your shit, our family won't provoke you, so don't provoke our family, our family's meat will not be given to you even if it is fed to the dogs, it's dead. This heart."

"You..." Yi Zhong Hai was speechless, this kid wouldn't eat oil and salt, he wouldn't eat hard and soft, and he wouldn't be able to take advantage of it if he continued to stay.

"Old lady, let's go back."

"Unfilial, the little beast of the Chen family, you will be punished, and you will die." The deaf old lady cursed.

"Go away." Chen Yu scolded angrily.

After closing the door directly, Yi Zhonghai had to go back with the deaf old lady on his back. The deaf old lady was scolding all the way.

Chen Yu was annoyed, and directly used a slipping charm on Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai carried the deaf old lady on his back and returned to the door of the deaf old lady's house. When he was about to enter the door, he slipped his feet and fell directly in front of him.

The deaf old lady on her back was thrown out by him directly.

"Oh My God"

Two consecutive screams sounded, followed by a wailing sound.

Yi Zhonghai threw himself on the street, his whole face hit the floor, the bridge of his nose was broken, and the deaf old lady fell to the ground. Her leg, which had been shattered, suffered a second blow, and she cried out in pain. .

"Zhong Hai, old lady, what's the matter with you? Come, come quickly."

Except for the Chen family, everyone in the yard heard Aunt Yi's shouting, and they all came out to watch the fun. When they saw the tragic situation of the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai, some people began to gloat at the misfortune, some thought it was funny, but no one dared to come forward. Help, for fear of being deceived.

Chapter 37 The tragic case of the deaf old lady Yi Zhonghai, who is proficient in calligraphy and chess

Yi Zhonghai's face was covered in blood, and his face was full of hideous expressions. The deaf old lady's face was distorted, and her previously broken foot was now twisted, looking very scary.

"Come here, Master Er, Master San, send our family Zhong Hai and the old lady to the hospital."

Liu Haizhong is still in the hospital, so Yan Bugui, as the uncle in the yard, has no choice but to ask his son to help.

But he didn't bring a penny with him, for fear that he would be asked to pay.

Chen Family

When Han Chunming saw the scene just now, he didn't know what to say.

"People in your yard, why..."

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