Smuggler of Two Worlds

“Because of poverty, if a poem can sell a Hundred Thousand String Coins, why not sell it? Poems are something that cannot be eaten or drunk, so what’s the use?”

Jiang Fan poured himself a cup of tea, took a sip, looked at Lin Wanqing who was sitting opposite, and said as it should be by rights.

Su Xiaonuan and the others have been arranged by Jiang Fan, one Million String Coins ticket, to Su Xiaonuan and the others five Hundred Thousand String Coins, let Su Xiaonuan and the others go separately Purchase food, meat, salt, and a series of daily necessities.

Jiang Fan himself brought Lin Wanqing into a restaurant and ordered some side dishes, ready to enjoy the food of this World.

As a result, just after sitting down and ordering food, Lin Wanqing asked him with a puzzled look why he wanted to sell poems.

Is it necessary to ask? Are you stupid?

I didn’t want to sell money, or for a dream?

Lin Wanqing pouted, opened the mouth and said: “I have never seen someone like you, chanting poems and writing lyrics, shouldn’t it be a matter of elegance to you?”

“What is Fengya? You can’t even eat your stomach, what else do you use to play Fengya? You have money to impudent, if you don’t have money, you can only restrain. For me, poetry has the greatest effect, in fact It just doesn’t work.”

Jiang Fan laughed.

“Nonsense! The scholars of our generation, who hold the will of heaven and the hearts of the people, how can we use those copper-smelling things to come from the dirt!”

Suddenly, harsh came from the table next to it. words and stern looks like scolding.

Along with the crisp sound of tapping the table, a scholar rose up and stared at Jiang Fan angrily.

The humming sound appeared quite abrupt, and the volume was not low, so that the originally noisy lobby in the small restaurant was instantly quiet.

The few diners at the tables have subconsciously looked towards Jiang Fan.

And Jiang Fan looked stunned, turned his head and looked towards the scholar standing on the table next to him, his eyes were full of expressions of impossible to make head or tail of it.

Is this sick? Did you mess with you?

“Why! I have nothing to say, are you! Listen to what you said just now? The biggest effect of poems is that they are useless? It’s almost ignorant! Who do you think you are?! What qualifications do you have to evaluate poetry! Such a supercilious, it is simply a shame to our scholars!”

Seeing Jiang Fan staring at himself without a word, Lu Zhaoling thinks as it should be by rights , Jiang Fan This is ashamed and speechless by what he said.

I couldn’t help but feel complacent, and the corner of my eyes swept Lin Wanqing, and found that Lin Wanqing was also staring at him in a daze, which made him even more excited.

When Jiang Fan just came in, Lu Zhaoling noticed the stunning Lin Wanqing next to Jiang Fan.

At a glance, it is like seeing heaven and man! My heart is like a cat scratching in an instant!

I was wondering what method should be used to strike up a conversation, but didn’t expect the other party to give him such a magnificent reason!

Lu Zhaoling is very happy!

Thinking about my identity as the son of Lu Family of Chengnan, although it’s not a big deal in this Heyang City, it’s very simple to let the common girl fall in love with me.

And just looking at the plain clothes of Jiang Fan and Lin Wanqing, it is absolutely impossible to be a nobleman!

“Just very surprised. I ate at my table and chatted with my friends. This mind your own business? Suddenly jumped up and howled? Do I know you?”

Jiang Fan rolled his eyes and said.

“You! Speaking foul language! It is shameless! My scholars, walking between Heaven and Earth, have spoken righteously when the road is uneven! Is it reasonable for you to insult poetry? !”

Lu Zhaoling didn’t expect Jiang Fan to be so rude to himself, suddenly said angrily.

“You are really interesting, why did I insult the poems? The smelly copper is also self-contaminated? Is the brain squeezed by the door or kicked by the donkey? You sit here to eat, what do you pay for? Do you have the so-called reason of impossible to make head or tail of it?”

Jiang Fan said silently.

In fact, if it were in his own world, Jiang Fan’s temper would be somewhat cautious and solemn.

But in this World, Jiang Fan temporarily doesn’t feel too much at all. It’s more like a dream. So between words and deeds, subconsciously do as one pleases.

Lu Zhaoling froze for a moment, but didn’t realize what Jiang Fan meant for a while.

It was just a moment when there was noisy laughter in the lobby of the restaurant.

“Hahaha, my brain was kicked by a donkey? Oh, hey, what kind of wit…”

“This little brother is so funny talking. I’m afraid to settle the bill with reason? Don’t you have to be beaten to death by the shopkeeper?”

“Maybe that person was stupid in reading and had a bad brain, or, as the little brother said, was squeezed by the door?”

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Various sounds of discussion, accompanied by laughter.

Lu Zhaoling finally recollected that the other party was calling him stupid!

His face flushed instantly, and the anger burned down and couldn’t help cursing: “Impudent! Trifling humble commoner! How dare to insult the nobles! Do you want to live! Look at your shabby look! Does the whole body add up to ten copper plates! No wonder you are filled with blocks!”

“Zhaoling, bear your temper.”

At the same table as Lu Zhaoling The sitting scholar couldn’t help but frowned and opened his mouth.

At the same time, he turned his head and looked towards Jiang Fan, and then said: “This brother, the biggest function of poetry is that it has no effect. This sentence is full of Zen, and my friend did not have a deeper understanding under his impatience. He is not right. But you are rude, sarcasm and mean, and you are not a gentleman. I hope to apologize to my friend.”

Jiang Fan is even more speechless, curl one’s lip, opened the mouth and Said: “Sure enough, you can be a traitor if you are embarrassed. Snakes and rats can only have a nest. What kind of person is really making what kind of friends. Obviously your friend provoked first, but when I got to you, I apologized? Can you be shameless to this point?”

The scholar complexion stiffened, and said: “Brother’s words are wrong, right is right, wrong is wrong, and it doesn’t change because of the distance. My friend treats you. There is nothing wrong with Brother’s evaluation. Brother’s words are so absurd, and my friend is alert to you for your own good. It’s just that the loyalty is too unpleasant, and it’s normal that Brother can’t hear you, but you shouldn’t speak against you.”

“If you want to pull it off the side, just say it, do you have to whitewash yourself in a high-sounding way, hypocrisy?”

Jiang Fan stood up, looked towards Lu Zhaoling again, and then said: “Because of you It’s disgusting to eat, but since you think I insulted poetry and want to come to love poetry very much, before leaving, let me give you a poem.”

In the lobby of the restaurant. It was quiet again, and the eyes of the diners at the tables were all focused on Jiang Fan for a while.

“Holding a thousand hammers with one needle, turning the cloth upside down.”

Jiang Fan said the first sentence with a smile.

Huh? Write needle? But this poem… is too straightforward, right?

The diners in the restaurant could not help but looked at each other in blank dismay.

Lu Zhaoling has a mocking expression on his face.

Jiang Fan didn’t notice anything, and then said: “The eyes are on the hips, only the clothes and the crown…I don’t recognize people.”

What? !

The color of mockery that had just emerged on Lu Zhaoling’s face instantly froze, and the whole person stood still on the spot.

This is not writing needles at all…This is mocking him!

He only despised Jiang Fan’s clothes and pants for not being valuable, so he was directly criticized by writing poems on the spot? !

And also scolded like this… Straightforward? ! What are eyes on the butt? ! Is it so damaged?

Even people who have never read a book can recite fluently as long as they listen to it once or twice, right? !

This… Isn’t this going to make yourself stinky for thousands of years? !

Once this poem spreads, people ask what the allusion to this poem is, what kind of face does Lu Zhaoling have?

This is…too ruthless!

The diners in the restaurant obviously thought of this too. The original looking at each other in blank dismay has been replaced by shock!

Someone can be eager to do this? ! Trifling, just a few breaths of time, to make such a satirical poem that meets the occasion? And because of the magic of the last two sentences, the quality of this poem is so high!

Where did the evildoer come from? !

For a while, the whole restaurant was silent and the fallen leaves could be heard!