Sorry, the System is Really Amazing

"Why am I perverted?" Ye Chen looked at Wei Lingling for a moment.

Is this girl so impolite? I kindly made slimming pills and let you try it for free. Not only are you not grateful to Dade, but you also call me a pervert?

"Master Ye, I'm thinking, you lied to me just to let me take that kind of medicine, and then insulted me in every way? I am confused and can't struggle to resist, so you can fully satisfy that in me Almost insane animal desire? Or even shot that kind of video and threatened me? "Wei Lingling started a rich association, filled with indignation.

"Oh! Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!" Ye Chen suddenly realized this. "Miss Wei, your brain hole is too big! I'm not that kind of person! Okay, let me tell you the truth, this is my exclusive weight loss pill. The effect is magic ..."

"Wait! What medicine?" Wei Lingling's eyes flashed suddenly, and her breathing was quick.

"Slimming pills."

"Give me!" Suddenly, Wei Lingling seized the elixir, swallowed it with a grunt in her mouth.

"Uh?" Ye Chen was stupid.

"Master Ye, the biggest dream in my life is to lose weight! Do you know that I want to lose weight in my dreams! I also want to walk like a girl in beautiful clothes and walk up the street with my chest up. "Wei Lingling said with emotion. "As long as it is a slimming pill, even if it has side effects or even toxic, I will try it!"

Talking, Wei Lingling cried.

This girl, growing up, grew up in discrimination, white-eyes, ridicule, and even personal attacks.

The situation is basically the same as that of the original "dwarf" Song Zihao.

"Master Ye, sorry, I misunderstood you. Thank you for your medicine." Wei Lingling said as she wiped her tears.

"Well, don't cry. It's not beautiful to cry makeup," Ye Chen said softly.

"I wasn't beautiful," Wei Lingling said. "Master Ye, do you feel that I am embarrassing and wronged if you make me your companion? Are you afraid that others will laugh at you?"

"Miss Wei, don't say that. Confidence. From now on, you must be confident! The" Slimming Pills "I have made are absolutely counterproductive! How many pounds do you lose? "Ye Chen pondered for a moment, then took out another weight loss pill. "Will you take another one?"

"Oh, well!" Wei Lingling didn't need to mobilize, swallowed the elixir and swallowed it again.

"It's great. After a while, you will urinate. By excreting, remove all excess fat and dirt and impurities from the body, and lighten your whole body to achieve the perfect goal of losing weight." Ye Chen took out her mobile phone. "Let me record, how much do you have before losing weight?"

"Er ... more than 200 catties," Wei Lingling said embarrassed.

"How much is it?"

"Hehe, 265 pounds ..." Wei Lingling said astringently.

"..." Ye Chen recorded silently.

Drive and go home first.

"Seriously, Ms. Wei, don't be too frustrated. If I say something, just look at your face, and still be able to talk." Ye Chen comforted as she drove. "Put your face on a better figure, and then some Japanese, I believe many hot-blooded men will beg for planting."

"Master Ye, you speak really well. I never thought that a grandmaster could be so ... so ... insignificant." Wei Lingling said in a serious way.

"..." Ye Chen.

Arrived at home.

"Master Ye, this is your home in the liquor market? Oh my god! Too extravagant! Too stingy!" Wei Lingling was shocked. "It's really poverty that limits my imagination ..."

"Miss Wei, you can take a casual visit first, and we will go directly to the Song family in a moment. The banquet tonight will be held in the villa of the Song family." Ye Chen laughed. "By the way, let me know as soon as you feel like you want to poop."

"Okay ... but I don't feel that way yet." Wei Lingling said embarrassed.

"Well, it is estimated that the potency has not yet occurred. It is not urgent." Ye Chen nodded.

Ye Chen asked Chen Song to accompany Wei Lingling to visit everywhere, and he continued to concentrate on arranging paper people for Lei Hong.

After tying the skeleton, Ye Chen started stuffing things inside.

Diamond charms are essential. Putting a diamond charm in the paper man can make the paper man tougher, unbreakable, inaccessible to the gun and water.

Ye Chen picked up a piece of Hetian jade, condensed the energy of Daoya with his index finger on his right hand, and carefully sketched it on the jade.

Twenty minutes later, He Tianyu drew a diamond charm. Opening the eyes of yin and yang, I saw numerous dense runes scattered on the jade. The rich energy of the Taoist stream was flowing, dazzling, and looked mysterious.

"This is a magic charm, which is much better than the type of diamond charms exploded by the system." Ye Chen is very satisfied. "At most, the diamond charms exploded by the system are against the sword and the car. I used the amulet drawn by He Tianyu to almost carry a sniper rifle. Even the average ancient martial arts master can't break the defense between several moves. However, it consumes a lot of my Taoism. energy."

Insert this piece of Hetian Yu into the skeleton of the paper man.

At this time, it was almost time, he got up and went out of the house.

Take Wei Lingling and Chen Song and drive to the Song Family Manor.

Outside the Song family manor, I saw that many cars had been parked.

At the gate of the manor, some magnificent men wearing practice clothes were welcoming guests.

Ye Chen and the other three arrived at the gate of the manor, presented invitations, and were put in.

Entering the manor, Ye Chen looked up and saw that this Song manor was designed like a royal garden, exquisite ingenuity in the atmosphere, elegant and simple.

There was a scarlet carpet on the ground, and red lanterns hung on the branches, very, very festive.

Amidst the trees, there are heavy eight immortal tables. There are ready-made precious dishes on the table. The children of the Song family shuttled around, and diligently put a variety of mountain and sea flavor jade liquid agar paste on the table.

This is the form of buffet.

At this time, hundreds of people had gathered in the manor.

Ye Chen observed a little, some of the guests who attended the scene had not practiced ancient martial arts, but they were dressed in costumes with extraordinary temperament. At first glance, they were rich or expensive. They should be the liquor market or surrounding cities. .

There are also some people who have deep eyes, vigorous spirits, dreadful heads, and a faint look of viciousness spread out on their bodies-these are the ancient warriors!

Ye Chen even saw several masters!

It is said that the ancient martial arts masters are all very high-ranking, such as Long Fufu, who would not easily show up. Today actually came to support Song Zihao, enough to see that Song Zihao has a great face.

Of course, it may come to Miss Peng family!

All in all, the banquet tonight is extremely grand.

Ye Chen attended a charity auction party in Sugar City, and a reception to welcome Qin Ergong in Yanshi—to be honest, compared to tonight's banquet, it was a real witch and he couldn't stand on the table.

"Huh ... huh ..." Wei Lingling was panting nervously. She used to be obese and sweated easily. Now she is sweating a lot, and even her makeup has been lost. She looks very embarrassed.

"Miss Wei, don't be nervous." Ye Chen shook her head.

"Master Ye, there are many ancient warriors, and there are some temperaments, and some murderous spirits ... Grand Master! Those are Grand Masters! I have never seen so many Grand Masters, all together!" Wei Lingling was guilty.

"I'm dizzy, what are you afraid of? I'm also a guru." Ye Chenzhuang forced. "Chen Song is also a guru. Are the two gurues by your side, are you nervous and scared? By the way, do you feel like you want to **** now?"

"No ... no ... nothing at all ... just feel nervous, my heart is almost coming out." Wei Lingling said hard.

"Forget it, you hold my hand. This may not be so nervous." Ye Chen's generous hand to Wei Lingling.

"Master Ye ... this ... this ..." Wei Lingling shyly.

"Well, today you are my female companion, holding a hand is not a big deal, it will not be a piece of meat." Ye Chen laughed.

"I can't wait for a few more pieces of meat." Wei Lingling muttered, handing Ye Chen.

Big hands hold small hands.

The big hand is Wei Lingling and the small hand is Ye Chen.

Really don't say, holding Ye Chen's hand, Wei Lingling was relieved a lot, no longer so nervous, and no longer sweating.

"Master Ye, you are really considerate." Wei Lingling thanked. "Unexpectedly, you are so insignificant that you have a gentleman."

"Master Ye !!!" A charming young woman's voice came from far and near.

It was Lei Ting's voice.

Ye Chen looked up and suddenly felt an amazing feeling.

I saw, Lei Ting coming forward, wearing a black gothic dress, layered with lace, dragging a charming arc. Her seaweed black curly hair slipped down her chest, her skin was like snow, and she was like a blooming white lotus in the light. The sharp face of sunflower seeds, the slightly raised red lips, the appropriate shades of makeup, are bubbling.

The most characteristic is her charming legs wrapped in skirts, blooming silent temptation. The transparent crystal high-heeled shoes are even more leg-shaped.

‘Grass holding, I really ca n’t see it, Lei Ting, dress up a little, it ’s just superb! I have to say, I can give her 87 points ... beautiful! ’

When Lei Ting came to the Song Family Villa tonight, she was always looking for Ye Chen. She knew that Ye Chen would be invited by Song Zihao to come to the banquet.

Originally, she wanted Mao to recommend herself as Ye Chen's female companion tonight, but after eating closed door last night, she was indecisive.

After preparing to find Ye Chen, he naturally became his female companion.

result!

She came over and looked, Ye Chen was holding a girl!

A fat girl! !! !! !!

'My goodness! What kind of taste does Master Ye have? He ... he rejected me last night because he likes this one? My goodness! What kind of hobby is Master Ye? ’

"Master Ye ... she ... she ..." Lei Ting looked at Ye Chen extremely resentfully, and then looked at Wei Lingling.

"Oh, my female companion, Miss Wei Lingling. We are ancient warriors in Yanshi." Ye Chen introduced.

"Miss Wei Lingling, you ... Hello." Lei Ting said helplessly.

"You are Miss Lei Jiaer. I saw you at Maple Leaf Villa last night. Hello, you are so beautiful." Wei Lingling enviously Lei Ting.

She swears that if she can be as beautiful and good as Lei Ting, she would rather live 20 years less!

"Miss Wei, you laughed. Beautiful? Maybe this is what you think. I would rather be like you so that I can win Master Ye's love." Lei Ting said sourly, half-jokingly and seriously.

‘Since Master Ye likes to be fat, then starting today, I will work hard to gain weight! I am Master Ye, I must do what I want! Well, I eat six meals a day, no, seven meals! ‘Lei Ting secretly.

at this time!

"Look at it! That woman is so fat!"

"Oh my God, I'm so fat, I dare come to attend the meeting of Master Song Er. It's really big!"

"Oh, is this a deliberate attempt to demolish Song Er's master?"

"Some people, why don't they have a sense of self-knowledge these days? It's not wrong to grow up like this, but it's not right to run out to be scary. Especially on such grand occasions."

"Okay, don't talk about it, accumulate virtue on your mouth. How can you set off the beauty of the world without such a person?"

"Ha ha ha ha ... makes sense."

...

In every direction, every word of vicious taunts came.

Undoubtedly, it is Wei Lingling who is smiling and fat.

Ye Chen only felt that Wei Lingling held one of her hands and tightened suddenly, while her other hand clenched her fist, her nails pierced the palm of her palm.

But she did not refute.

She just bowed her head, trembling on her shoulders, her eyes red.

Ye Chen was a bit annoyed. I thought that the people who came to this kind of banquet were extremely qualified and educated. However, there were still people who sat on Wei Lingling's irony.

Today, Wei Lingling is Ye Chen's female companion, so he has an obligation to take care of her and not let her suffer.

Moreover, Ye Chen did not think that it was Wei Lingling's fault to grow fat.

"I said, you guys are endless?" Ye Chen looked around and looked at people who looked at Wei Lingling like a monkey in a zoo. "Short-faced, noble?"

With Ye Chen's counterattack, some people left.

But there are still some people who have sharp teeth and sharp teeth, and don't give up.

"Hehe, it's so funny. You have grown up like this, and you can't let anyone else say it?" A young woman wearing a pure white off-shoulder dress with a fair face and a pretty figure, her chin raised high, her eyes proud. The look was cold and disdainful. "Tonight is the first genius of the ancient martial arts in the liquor market, Song Zihao, Master Song Er, a day of great joy. Just like you, you dare to be brazen, to stop Master Song Er. You do n’t Do you feel embarrassing? Yes, I'm talking about you. What's wrong? "

The young woman looked at Wei Lingling without shyness. "Have you ever seen an old sow walking on two legs? If you haven't seen it, go home and look in the mirror. It affects Miss Ben's mood!"

"You!" Wei Lingling looked up, tears streaming down.

"Is this too much?" Lei Ting looked coldly. "Who are you? At the liquor market, I have never met you. You have a good word, San Dongnuan, and bad words hurt San Chunhan. I can say that, you are not a high society person, Because you lack the most basic education. "

"I don't think Yajie is wrong." A man in his twenties walked leisurely. He is dressed in a retro prince, black shirt, two rows of golden buttons, handsome and handsome, unusual and handsome.

There was a mocking smile on the corner of his mouth, and he was very aggressive, as if he was born superior.

'Oh? Grandmaster? He is older than Song Zihao, but he is also a realm of masters. However, the internal force is much worse than Song Zi. It seems that it should not be on the global master list. ’Ye Chen secretly evaluated.

Ye Chen had already seen that the incomparable guy in front of him was a master of martial arts. Its skill should be almost the same as that of Mr. Lei. Such a young man does have pride and wanton capital, but in Ye Chen's eyes, he is not enough.

"You are the silk city of Sichuan Province, the genius of the Zhang family of the ancient Wu family, Zhang Zixiao?" Lei Ting's pretty eyes could not help flashing a look of fear.

She immediately whispered to Ye Chen. "Master Ye, silk city Zhangjia, genius Zhang Zixiao, 23 years old and entered the realm of the Grand Master, it is considered a genius. In Sichuan Province, among the same generation, it is enough to rank among the first echelon. Although not as good as Song Zihao, it is not far behind .Unexpectedly, he is here today. "

"Ya Jie said, it's just the facts." Zhang Zixiao sneered, "If a person lives, he must face the facts. If he lives in a lie, what is the difference with the emperor's new clothes? You, It really shouldn't come. Because you don't deserve this banquet. If I were you, I would get out immediately. "

"Zixiao, they are so fierce." The young woman said, holding Zhang Zixiao's arm, and sighing.

"I don't know the so-called guy." Zhang Zixiao was extremely disdainful of Ye Chen and Wei Lingling, and even Lei Ting.

Because, in his opinion, under the guru, they were all ants, and they could trample on purpose.

"Yes, Master Zhang is right. If a person is alive, he must face facts. If he lives in a lie, what is the difference with the emperor's new clothes?" Ye Chen lazily said. "This one, is your female companion?"

"Why, what do you want to say?" Zhang Zixiao sneered.

"I, I have learned some medicine, so I can see that your companion, her eyebrows are too wide, her eyes are bigger and smaller, and the bridge of her nose is high, but she should be stuffed with stuffing and her nose is slightly Offset to the left. The chin is too sharp and obviously shaved-so she is a cosmetic woman. She may look ugly. Do n’t deny anything, if I did n’t guess wrong, she would travel abroad for a period of time every year The destination may be South Korea, or other developed countries in the cosmetic industry. Because she is so plastic, she has a maintenance operation at least once a year. Am I right? "Ye Chen laughed.

"You !!!" The young girl was startled, eyes wide, and looked at Ye Chen with an incredible look.

Ye Chen was right!

"Oh?" Zhang Zixiao's pupil contracted fiercely, then, looking at the young girl. "Last month, you just came back from South Korea. What he said is true?"

"I ... I ... I ..." The young girl, showing her fear.

"Okay, now, get out now. Before I get completely angry, get out from here." Zhang Zixiao's eyes were cold as a snake.

The young girl covered her face and wept, leaving angrily.

"Cosmetology is actually the biggest lie." Ye Chen said with a smile.

"Very good." Zhang Zixiao stared at Ye Chen with a sharp look. "You are proud now, aren't you?"

"It's okay. It's not very proud, it's just a little proud." Ye Chen had a happy smile on his face.

"You're tearing down Zhang Zixiao's platform in person ..." Zhang Zixiao quilted slightly. "Did you know that the consequences of tearing down my desk are beyond your imagination? Is it unbearable for you?"

Zhang Zixiao doesn't think that Ye Chen is an amazing character.

On the contrary, in his opinion, Ye Chen was a trash.

Not to mention, Ye Chen is obviously not a master's realm.

The vast Sichuan Province, Tianjiao in the ancient martial arts circle, Zhang Zixiao knew it.

Ye Chen was very familiar.

Such a garbage, actually hit his face in person. This can't bear it!

In all directions, many people gathered around, one by one, with gloating expressions on their faces--

"That one is the Grand Master!"

"Yes, it is the genius of the Silk City Zhangjia, and it is also well-known in Sichuan Province."

"This guy is so embarrassed that he dares to fight against Master Zhang. Is it tired?"

"Zhang Zixiao, Master Zhang, the future is the facade of the ancient Wushu circle of the Silk City! This kind of genius, unruly, offends him, what good fruit to eat?

...

"Today is my brother, Song Zihao's great wedding day, I have to give him some face. So, I don't want to hurt people. You—" Zhang Zixiao pointed at Ye Chen. "Take your girl companion, this fat and ugly woman, get out right away. Next time, don't let me see it, otherwise, you won't have such good luck today, you know?"

Ye Chengang wanted to turn his lips back.

at this time!

"Oops! Master Ye ..." Wei Lingling's face was a little awkward, and she bent down slightly. "I ... I ... I want to **** a little, and my stomach is uncomfortable ... I ..."

Oh!

The power of weight-loss pills has begun!

"Wait." Ye Chen moved slightly, suddenly looking at Zhang Zixiao. "You say my girl companion, fat and ugly, you are wrong, you are a superb beauty who captivates sentient beings! Why not, we bet. After an hour, she will appear with a new look. If, At that time, she was still so obese, and I said nothing to her, and immediately got out of the Song family manor, how far and how far. But if-if she turns into a seductive lady, you will kneel down , Apologize to us, do you dare to gamble? "

be quiet.

In all directions, extremely quiet.

then.

It's hilarious.

"Hahaha ... Is this guy dreaming? How can these 2,300 kg fat pigs transform in an hour? Hahahaha ..."

Even Lei Ting shook her head subconsciously.

"Hahahaha ... Okay, interesting, it's really interesting, okay, an hour, I'll wait. Remember, after an hour ~ www.NovelMTL.com ~ she still looks like this, you are not just as easy to get out. I will beat you out myself! "Zhang Zixiao laughed wildly.

"Master Ye, I can't help it ..." Wei Lingling was almost crying.

"Miss Lei Er, you immediately take Miss Wei to the toilet." Ye Chen said to Lei Ting. "Also, please go out and buy a new suit. Or you can buy it. Um ... just buy it according to Miss Wei's thinned height."

"Okay." Lei Ting took Wei Lingling and went directly to the bathroom.

"An hour, we will wait and see." Ye Chen lit a cigarette, and the old **** was smoking, looking at Zhang Zixiao. "Put your face up and let me fight. I won't hit you, I'm really sorry for you."

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PS: Today's code words are embarrassing. We are worried, we have been earthquakes several times in a row. Hey. I'm afraid tonight ...

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(End of this chapter)