SSS-Class Suicide Hunter

new actor.

(2) 2.

The designated people have a very good culture.

The strongest guy is the best guy.

If you have a complaint, speak with your fist, not your tongue.

“Let’s start with cleaning.

Seniors.”

And here I am the strongest.

“Look at the theatre.

What's this? Are cobwebs an upholstery? Are you going to decorate the interior with mold? Gosh.

Look at the rotting grass.

It's a trash can, very.

When guests come in, they will think they are food waste.”

- No...

But...

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“Are you stronger than me? Are you better at acting than me? Are you handling au better than me?”

-no… .

“Then eat a rag, seniors.

We're not amateurs.

It's a blood drama practice and Nabal, and that's the story after everything is set up.

The environment is the heart of a person.

If your seniors have such a garbage heart, then the theater is a garbage can.

No, I'm a mop.

Can't you hear me? Is that right?”

I wasn't the kind of person who asked if I was right.

The gentleman does not threaten anything.

just beating He selected a particularly lazy hobgoblin and provided it with a fist massage.

“Are you okay again?”

The actors lifted the mop while crying.

Faces saying, 'I thought an elf had come in as the youngest, but turned out to be a tiger'.

“It’s good to be wet, that’s it.

It's a specific trait.

But who likes rotten water and rotten smell? just lazy But, if you try to cover up with dog noises like [original people like the wet ones] or [real actors don't care about the environment], the surrounding area becomes a mess.

Are your seniors dogs?”

- No, the youngest.

I think it's too harsh...

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"her.

You're right, seeing that you still haven't heard of any regrets.

Now you have dogs in your head.

From now on, when I say anything, I answer 'Wah'.

Do you know?”

- Wow...

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“The dog is small.”

- Wow! "like.

Attach the mop to your hand.

As we clean the theater, we each clean our own minds.

In the heart, Tori wipes it hard until the dogs run away.

Do you know?”

- Wow! That day, the next day, plus two days, I was just mopping.

The one-eyed actor carried a water bowl and went back and forth between the well and the theater without stopping.

"Seniors.

When drawing a bucket from a well, do not draw it without thinking.

Raise them with the feeling of being a servant of a certain nobleman.

Immerse yourself in acting.

How valuable is this opportunity? I also clean and drive out the bastards in my heart, so I'm used to the role of a servant.

It’s one blow.”

- Wow, wow...

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The one-armed actor removed the rotten water from the theater floor and dug up the rotten soil.

“Shoveling is not just shoveling.

It's the pinnacle of absurdity.

Congratulations.

You are experiencing the absurdity of the three thousand people for free.”

“Imagine.

Now you are a warrior on the battlefield.

I lost my arm in the war.

OK? The war is so fierce that the commander won't let him rest even if he loses an arm.

You have to build a barrier and dig a moat.

continue.

It is a warrior's duty not to retreat from the battlefield, but is it the same as being a warrior and even shoveling while being one-armed? No.

It’s just dirty.”

-Wah...

it's dirty...

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“Duty is beautiful.

But when you go to some extreme situation, sometimes it isn't beautiful.

There are moments when duty becomes ugly and virtue becomes dirty.

On the contrary, the more faithful you are to your duties, the more strange it becomes.

strange filth.

dirty weirdness.

That's absurd.

Dig the ground.

Seniors.

Pour water.

While doubting whether you are a warrior, doubting, dig hard.”

- Wow...

shovel...

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The unicorn followed my instructions perfectly.

“Did you take out the trash?”

-Wah.

youngest “From now on, we will cut down new logs and make chairs.

Are you okay?”

“This is a chair for guests to sit on.

Let's say the bloody battle lasts an hour.

The audience doesn't stare at you for an hour.

But for an hour, my butt is stuck in the chair.

The only thing in this theater that serves the audience from start to finish are the chairs.

If the chair is uncomfortable, the theater will also be uncomfortable.”

-Wah.

I understand that this is a very important task, youngest.

“Let’s make a new chair with me today.

In the meantime, we will create regular seats and special seats as well.

- Wow.

is loyalty and.

The troupe caught the spider well.

-no… .

Sonia, I've never seen anything like this before, but...

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very harsh profanity.

- Come to think of it, it's wrong for bugs to roam around! I'll clean it up quickly! [The members of the troupe 'Mud and Dust' submit to your authority.] [The troupe 'Mud and Dust' recognizes you as a leader!] Even after the sweeping was over, I did not stop walking.

Hearing T.O.P's voice, he remembered what needs to be fixed.

- Hey, Sonia...

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"Yes?" - Even if I ask what you're doing with the ladder...

No, is it okay if I ask? I climbed up the ladder at the entrance of the theater.

While exuding an auror from both hands.

In front of me was a sign with the words [Mud and Dust] written on it.

“As you can see, I’m going to change the signage a bit.”

The troupe Hobgoblin was perplexed.

- Go, change the signboard? "Yes.

The 130-year tradition is good, but honestly, our troupe is at the bottom of the low level.

Rather than pretending to be cool like [Mud and Dust], we need a name that actively appeals to the audience.”

I turned over the old signboard.

Back plate with no writing on it.

He put the aurora on his fingernails and shuffled the letters on the wooden boards.

"OK.

It's tough." I was delighted to see the new signage.

[Extreme Dog Sound (犬音)] -.......

The hobgoblin looked at my face and the sign alternately.

-I… Sonia? “Tell me.”

- Still, isn't that bullshit? We have 130 years of tradition… .

“I heard from the seniors.

extremist.

Are you saying that you owe quite a bit to the fairies here and there?”

The extremist flinched.

“I heard that the fairies come to ask for debt at least once every fortnight.”

- Oh, those guys.

All the silent words that the youngest has...

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“Tradition is not cool.

You have to take responsibility for your own people.

You are the owner of this troupe.

Attract customers and gain popularity.

Actors should also rest in a proper dormitory instead of sleeping in the dressing room.

Isn't it?" -.......

“I am a fairy.

You still know how to do business better than the designated people.

Now is the time to have at least one more guest.

If you go on like this, you will be extremely ruined.”

I took the play's printing papers in my arms and went out into the street.

“Extreme [dog noise]! Next Saturday evening, the theater company [Gaesori] will perform a hwasom dance!”

- Ugor.

Hobgoblins passing by were fed up.

The elf ticket clerks who came out to promote from other troupes also laughed.

-what.

dog sound? - Where are you from? great.

The reaction comes.

It's much better than being completely indifferent.

Now the water is open.

Leading this in the best possible direction is the role of publicity and the job of the ticket clerk.

“Wow! Wow! A feast of dog sounds you can't hear and taste anywhere else in the city! Those who are tired of the fact that Yeomje was actually a good guy! A person who says bad guys have to be bad for their taste! Welcome to! Oh, there is no other motherfucker like this in the world! A real bastard will come to you!”

- Ugor.

-Fairy people are fun.

- He's so cute because he's soft.

Hobgoblins roared in the streets.

-.......

The troupe who followed me was staring blankly at me.

When I wanted to gather a little bit of passersby, I pulled out a trump card.

"Ego! Cool warriors! It is not a bloody drama that comes every day!”

I snapped my fingers.

Dee-! A bright sound echoed in the air.

Passers-by were startled by the sound that sounded like a piano key being struck.

- Ugh? - What just happened? The identity of the sound was simple.

The Aurors were fired in two directions at the same time, causing them to collide.

The auror trembled and the air vibrated, producing a sound similar to that of a piano key.

It was a fairly difficult Auror operation, but it wasn't difficult for me.

“Look forward!”

I made waves with the Aurors one after another.

Music that even I, who is not familiar with music, can imitate.

It was a chopstick march.

“Come on! Even the fairies, the ticket makers, can operate this much Auror! Extreme bullshit! How are you doing this to show how close to a miracle you really are!”

Bright sky, sunlight pouring down the street.

I played the melody with nothing but moving my fingers.

It worked.

-Pagongeum(破空音)? - It's absurd.

Oh my gosh.

-Are you going to make a noise with that auror...? ? Finally, the passers-by stopped walking and started looking towards me.

It wasn't just passersby.

The ticket clerks belonging to a large theater company also opened their eyes.

“In the performance of the theater company Gaesori, not a single word is spoken! Salt! Kekerukker! No one hits the line! fire does not speak It just burns! Witness the first non-metabolism blood and fire drama in history!”

- It's a stage story...

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The hobgoblins opened their mouths while watching my flashy hand movements.

- Could it have been that there were no lines in the bloody play? - Well, I can't say a word at all...

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A person who is astonished at playing Auror.

A person who considers the advertisement for a stage history blood drama suspicious.

[How could that be?] surprise and [I can't do that] doubt.

The two best emotions in the publicity mix into the air of the three-way intersection.

“If the actors say even a single word, we will give you a full refund! A full refund for one word! Double the entrance fee for two lines of dialogue! I'll give you all my fortune in three lines!" I smiled and handed out flyers to people.

“It is not a bloody drama that comes every day! If you bring a flyer, one accompanying guest will enter for free! One free companion per person! Free admission! Here is a show that makes money, not a show that spends money! thank you! Yes, thank you!”

The passersby no longer have the strength to refuse the paper I handed over.

Slightly captivated, I received the leaflet click-click-clack as if drunk on the strong scent.

The flyers ran out quickly.

"thank you! Until the day of this play! We will play here every day! Of course, the concert is free! Oh, that's a big deal.

We owe a lot to our theater boss, Sang-won, but this is really going bankrupt! Desperate!”

I grabbed the extremist hand.

The troupe was a little surprised, but he accepted my hand.

When the gaze of passersby was noticed, he even smiled awkwardly.

great.

“Are there any other famous actors? No one performs as well as the actors who have gone bankrupt! Not everyone has a home! Now it's really just a stage! Academia's orthodoxy is that acting skills and wallet circumstances are inversely proportional! The troupe Gaesori, I will also appear.

next Saturday evening.

Next Saturday evening show! thank you.

dog sound! Next Saturday evening!”

I bowed down to passersby.

Even the troupe who held my hand naturally greeted me.

There were no claps or cheers, but the atmosphere wasn't bad.

Very good.

I quickly ran out of the street, scattering the business smile I learned from Black Dragon Lord.

-Wow.

The spirit behind murmured.

- Aren't you selling it? 'I'm doing what I'm supposed to do.

Where's the shame?' - You're right, you're a magician minor.

'Magyo is the place where the farmers were driven out and the miners fled.

How about distributing flyers on the street? This is also the case.' -really… .

Even if you drop it in the middle of this creepy jungle or desert, it will take care of itself and live well.

The guy named Jinjae is great.

Sending someone like you out into the world.

-Kekerukker...

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Sonia, who had become cerebral, had a strange expression that could not even do this or that.

A face mixed with respect and self-doubt.

-It's great, but somehow, it's like you're amazing in a way that is very different from the Kekerukker-sama I usually imagined...

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no… .

Is this more like Kekerukker? ? OK.

this is me Meanwhile, after leaving the street completely, the troupe spoke up.

- Are you serious? "Yes? What?" - It's a staged bloody drama.

How can you not play a single line on stage? “Of course I am serious.

Did I swear at the prospective guests?”

-But… … .

"Do not worry.

I will do my best and pay some money to put up a show worth seeing.

If it doesn't work out, I'll be on stage alone.

You don't have to worry about lying to your guests." -.......

“I have more work to do than that.

By now our theaters must have been full of new chairs.

Among them, VIP seats… Please select only special seats and make a neat ticket.

The price is 12 times the regular seat price.”

-W, twelve times? The extremist was surprised.

- So...

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“Flyers have been scattered all over.

People who come as guests, in nine out of ten, come with flyers.

Then there would be a lot of free guests, but the lack of profit should be selected as a special seat.”

-Ha, but isn't it too expensive? “It’s expensive.

Only customers who don’t consider it expensive will buy it.”

Ding.

I lightly bounced the auror to make a 'ra' sound.

“You’ve seen everything I do to come over there.

If you are a fighter with a sense of victory, you will want to see my performance as close as possible.

I want to see and learn.”

-.......

“The price is too high for [the guest who came to see the performance], but it is cheap for [the warrior who came to learn Auror].

We'll raise the former for free and monetize the latter.

extremist.

Trust me, beat the price.”

next day.

From around noon, three or four hobgoblins were lining up in front of the theater.

-Is this extreme bullshit? - I heard there is a concert next Saturday.

I want to reserve a front seat in advance.

-I heard that fairies over there are also appearing on the stage...

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Really? I'm looking for a ticket for the fairies.

Even after hearing the price, the hobgoblin warriors simply bought a seat.

Even after selling VIP seats to four people, the troupe looked at me in disbelief.

It wouldn't have happened since the theater opened.

"how is it." I smiled softly.

“Am I right?”

two days later.

All VIP seats are sold out.185.