Starting from Zero

After hearing what I said, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but beckons with the hand to signal me to sit on a rock next to him. "Your method is very good, but it is not easy to drive Monster Race. At least you have to help me find the nest of Monster Race first, and know their hiding place to catch it?"

"This is just a matter of time, please rest assured. Jade Emperor nodded."

Jade Emperor nodded: "There is one more thing about Buddhist Sect that makes me very troubled."

"Jade Emperor nodded."

"Jade Emperor nodded. Look, maybe I have a solution." In fact, I will definitely say if I don't take this sentence. He made it clear that he was looking for me to help him.

The Jade Emperor first does the thinking state, and then opens the mouth and said: "Do you know that many members of Buddhist Sect belong to my Taoist school?"

I nodded: "I I don’t know much in detail, but I heard that the famous Victorious Battle Buddha Sun Wukong came from Taoism."

The Jade Emperor said with regret: "At the beginning, the Tathagata and I signed the Celestial Court. I don’t know how I would agree to the talent exchange plan."

"What kind of talent exchange plan? I seem to have never heard of it!"

He shook his head and said: "I'm embarrassed to go out to publicize the bad luck agreement. Buddhist Sect is cheaper, so I won't talk! You don't know it should be."

"What does this agreement say?"< /p>

The Jade Emperor beckoned to Taibai Jinxing. "Let's talk about it."

Taibai Jinxing gave a gift first, and then opened the mouth and said: "The main purpose of this agreement back then was to exchange needs and mutual benefit. According to the plan, Celestial Court needed training. A strong new member, and then the Buddhist Sect will assign some of them to Buddhist Sect. On the other hand, Buddhist Sect also needs to train several new disciplines to belong to my Immortal Sect."

"That should be fine. Huh? Isn’t this a very ordinary collaboration?"

"It’s okay to cooperate obediently and honestly, but Buddhism is cheating with us. I have a Sun Wukong and a Zizhu under the Immortal Sect. Fairy, you may have only heard of Journey to the West and knew about Sun Wukong. In fact, there is also a Zizhu Fairy whose strength is comparable to that of Sun Wukong. These two are our exchanging people."

"Since you said that Buddhist Sect tricked, did they give you two waste dísciples?"

"It's not bad." Taibai Jinxing said angrily: "The two from Buddha sect The dísciple, one is Jiahe, and the other is Nimo. The Buddhist scriptures of Buddhist Sect are so memorable that they have no fighting skills. What do you think we want from the Celestial Court to do? Ah!"

"Why don't you say that you have lost a lot of money!"

The Jade Emperor couldn't help but said, "Later, we also asked them to change, but Buddhist Sect said that these two This is the most exquisite Buddhist dísciple in Buddhism."

I nodded: "In a sense, these two are indeed profound in Buddhism. They can only be Buddhist scriptures and have no actual combat content. Buddhist Sect plays with words But he is very good at it. All Buddhist scriptures are based on two classic debates of paradox and hypothesis. As long as you read it, you will definitely be bypassed."

The Jade Emperor asked suspiciously:" What is the paradox and the basis of assumptions?"

"This is difficult to explain clearly, and you can roughly understand it by making two analogies. Paradoxes are pros and cons. For example, I say two sentences. The content of the first sentence is: my sentence below is correct. The content of the second sentence is: my sentence above is wrong. You say these two sentences to the end Who is right? "

The Jade Emperor immediately began to mutter in a low voice: "The words above are right, and the words below are wrong. If the above is correct, then the following sentence saying that the above is wrong should be correct, but if the second sentence is correct, then the above sentence should be wrong. If the above sentence says that the following is wrong, then it should be understood that the following sentence is wrong... wrong... right... right... wrong... dizzy! "

I smiled and said, "Do you understand?" This is the paradox. No matter how you understand it, it's wrong. "

"Understood. "Not only the Jade Emperor, but even the Divine Immortal below are also fiercely nodded. Obviously, they have been fainted just now.

"Then what about the hypothetical basis you mentioned? "Taibai Jinxing asked.

"Let's put it this way. "I explained: "Take a super simple example. Someone hung their own calligraphy and painting on the rope for an exhibition. When you went to see it, I put a sign next to it, instructing you to walk into the area behind the exhibition area. So the calligraphy and painting you see is either a piece of white paper or only a few ink dots printed through the paper. At this time, others are looking at the calligraphy and painting, and they are constantly praising how good the calligraphy and painting are, but you can't tell the difference between life and death. The reason is that you have been looking at the back of the calligraphy and painting, and of course you can't see anything good. "

The Jade Emperor called out immediately: "I understand. This is when you first assume a wrong beginning, and then no matter how hard you try, you can only follow the idea of ​​the person who assumed the beginning, because you got the wrong foundation right away. "

I smiled nodded: "The Jade Emperor is wise. If someone assumes that Spiritual Qi this thing does not exist, you will certainly not succeed in studying mana on this basis. The same is true for Buddhist Sect, why so many people are trapped in it, in fact, he is also assuming the basis. Buddhist Sect first assumes that after birth, suffering can accumulate virtue, and then reincarnated in the next life can enjoy blessings, which draws everyone into his arms. In fact, Buddhist Sect has nothing to do with reincarnation. You Ten Temples Yama is in charge of the dead, and they have no right to intervene at all. But everyone got into a misunderstanding when they came up, so they were always cheated. This time the agreement you signed with Buddhist Sect is the same. You think that to exchange talents with each other is definitely to exchange the best things for each other, but they use this loophole to send you two living bookshelves over, and you feel bored. deficit. "

The Jade Emperor said sadly: "In fact, we secretly came into contact with Sun Wukong and Zizhu Fairy, and both of them have always wanted to return to Immortal Sect. "

I looked towards Jade Emperor in doubt: "They want to come back?" Can't they be protected by the power of Immortal Sect? They return, Buddhism can still grab it? "

Taibai Jinxing shook his head instead of the Jade Emperor and said, "Sun Wukong has a Vajra headband stuck on his head, and Zizhu Fairy has a jade ring on his waist. As long as the curse of Guanyin is together, the two of them will not hurt. For those who are hovered between life and death, they still have to go back obediently when they come back, or they can only live and die. "

"I don't know Zizhu Fairy. Wasn't the hoop of Sun Wukong removed when he became a Buddha? "

"Take it away? "Taibai said with a mocking smile: "If you really remove it, there will be no Victorious Battle Buddha!" In fact, Sun Wukong has always missed his mentor back then, and the legendary Tang Seng was just a jailer, and he learned a curse to take care of Sun Wukong and prevent him from escaping. Buddhist Sect has always advertised compassion, and kept talking about me who would go to hell if I don't go to hell. Finally? Everyone has gone to hell. Isn’t the Tathagata sitting in the bliss world and enjoying his blessing? Who saw him go to hell? The stories you circulate in the mortal world are the publicity strategy of Buddhist Sect. Guanyin is actually the image ambassador of Buddhist Sect's public relations department and is responsible for publicity. "

A guy with a face full of baleful aura and a peculiar appearance in an official uniform similar to an emperor’s robe also complained: "That Guanyin is the most insidious. He actually came up with a child-giving Guanyin who said he would treat infertility. Yu, a large group of mortals scammed and ran to burn incense and worship Buddha. In fact, what does it matter if she has a baby or not? The dead souls are all held in my Ten Temples Yama's hands. How can we give birth to children if we don't send the reborn ghosts into the bodies of those women? She thinks she is Empress Nuwa, can she make people at will? "

An immortal officer with a dragon horn also stood up, and it seemed that he must be the Dragon King. He also complained angrily: "That's right. What do those Buddhist Sects do all day long to purify sentient beings and help the people begging for rain. I am Dragon Clan, eight thousand rain soldiers, Celestial Court and the four gods of wind and rain. What's the matter with them Buddhist Sect in the next rain? Who will rain in Guanyin and Tathagata? Every time I get information from us about where it is going to rain, and then go to that place to ask the people for rain, just to cheat and drink. Regarding the rain's ability, they can't even compare with monsters. Many monsters really know Rainfall Technique. "

When the Hades and the Dragon King said so, the other Divine Immortal immediately launched the Buddhist Sect criticism meeting, and all the messy things came out. In summary, it means the same thing-Buddhist Sect hits. The banner of Celestial Court is deceiving and deceiving.

I hurriedly interrupted the Divine Immortal's criticism meeting. If I continue to say this, I will enter the stage of cursing on the street. "Actually, I think Celestial Court is not inferior to Buddhist in strength. Sect, the key issue is that Rende is not doing enough. "

The Jade Emperor was taken aback. "What? Not enough kindness? We all swallowed huanglian with our noses, so what else? "

I smiled and said: "You should learn more from Buddhist Sect. People put the benevolence and virtue to the face, but you put the benevolence and virtue to the inside. So you are not as good as they are. "

"So what should I do? "

"Celestial Court's problem is a long-term backlog, and the Huairou policy is no longer acceptable. In my opinion, just quick sword cuts through tangled hemp. "

Taibai Jinxing asked carefully: "What do you mean?" "

"Celestial Court's martial power, number of personnel, material reserves, and sphere of influence, all of which are better than Buddhist Sect. How many people do you count Buddhist Sect? How many people are there in Celestial Court? Look at the mortal world again. Now the mortal world thinks that Buddhist Sect and Immortal Sect belong to the category of Buddhism, and everyone thinks that Tathagata is the boss of this Buddhism, and you are just running out of tricks. You can't slow down for this reason. Once Buddhist Sect feels that its power is about to expand, when it starts to squeeze you out, you will have nothing to fight back. "

"Then how do we solve it?" "

"Did you not just report that Buddhist Sect faked Celestial Court to grab credit?" Then we simply smashed their brand. "

"Smash the brand? "

"Didn't Guanyin claim that she could make those mortal women pregnant and have children? You send some people to keep a close eye on all the Guanyin Temples for sending children. Anyone who goes there and asks for a child, keep a record of him. These recorded people, let him forget it. "

The king of Yan was startled when he heard: "Isn't it too poisonous?" "

"Do you want to be a bit poisonous or are you going to be replaced?" "

"Then I should be more poisonous! "Hammer hastily sat down and said nothing.

I immediately said to the Dragon King: "You don't mean that Buddhist Sect's dísciple always finds out your rain information first, and then ran to those places to pretend to beg for rain. NS? "

"Yes! "The Dragon King complained: "Every time I get a rainfall order from Celestial Court, they arrive first and pretend to beg for rain. In fact, where is the rain they are asking for, we just follow the rules. There is no one to worship my Dragon King Temple now, and the incense is almost broken. Our Four Seas Dragon Kings have been gnawing at our laurels for this period of time. It is really miserable! "

I nodded: "This is easy. The Jade Emperor will still issue rain orders in the future, but must give the Dragon King a certain amount of free space and allow the Dragon King to change his mind temporarily according to the situation. If the Dragon King arrives at the raining spot and finds that Buddhist Sect is pretending to be you and begging for rain, you should go to other places to rain immediately, or go home altogether. Anyway, don't rain where they ask for it. If you do it a few times, mortals will no longer believe what they say. "

The Dragon King heard it straight nodded, and the Jade Emperor also agreed to this plan.

I pointed to the gods of plague and goddess: "Buddhist Sect does not mean to believe in them and burn incense all day long."

Can you avoid disasters and get sick? You two, if you have nothing to do, go out and go around. If you see someone who worships the Buddha and wants to get rid of the disaster, you can stay at his house for one night, don't kill the person, just keep your breath, so that the publicity effect will be better. Whoever wants to worship Buddha to eliminate calamity makes him want to commit suicide, and whoever wants to worship Buddha will make him sick and unable to get out of bed. By the way, the Fairy who said to Immortal Sect just said that Buddhist Sect likes to engage in meritorious deeds? "

A beautiful Fairy stood up and said: "Yes. Buddhist Sect asks believers to contribute money to help them build temples and sometimes use the money to build roads. Although it is a good thing to build roads, it is not all the money of those believers, and it is not the roads built by Buddhist Sect. For those who paid, they would give a piece of incense, saying that it was a kind of incense. After going home, put the ashes in the water and drink it to cure the illness. "

"Then can these incense really cure diseases?" "

"How is it possible!" "Fairy said angrily: "If you eat some incense ash to cure the disease, what do you want the doctor to do?" However, those incenses were indeed blessed with a little bit of weak mana. Going back and eating them can refresh their minds. Mortals who don't know it think they really work. "

"That's good. In the future, you Fairy who rescues wounds will not only continue your work, but also keep an eye on those who have taken the incense of public morals, go back and focus the news to the king of Hades. "I said to King Hades again: "If you receive the list given to you by Fairy, let Black and White Impermanence call these people one by one at night, and the fragrance of public morals will change to the fragrance of souls. I see who dares to eat. "

The Jade Emperor clapped his hands and said: "Sure enough, it's amazing, but after a long time like this, there will be troubles?" "

"I said, this is a matter of quick sword cuts through tangled hemp. Buddhist Sect is so closely connected with you, many things have been unclear. They are like poison. They have penetrated into your arms. The only way to get rid of them is to cut off your arms. In a short period of time, it will definitely hurt others and self, but it will be fine after this stage. In the future, you must step up publicity, learn from Buddhist Sect, and send more low-level personnel out to run. If you don't come into contact with mortals all day long, people certainly don't know your credit. It will rain in the future, you should also send some Taoist priests or something to do it, and then it will rain. If someone accumulates virtue by doing good deeds, don't give him a little benefit and run away. To show a spirit in the air and let the family see you are here, it is best to say a few more words to encourage others to do more good deeds in the future, so that mortals will know that Celestial Court is actually managing their luck, not Buddhist Sect. By the way, there is also Hades. Your side is the point. What mortals are most afraid of is death. When you ecstasy, don’t you want to recite all the good and bad things that this person has done all his life? From now on, just talk about it in the human world, and don’t let them see your ecstasy and explain the public virtues and bad deeds. In particular, you must tell those who worship Buddha that doing good deeds is considered public virtue, and believing in Buddha is not considered public virtue. See who will believe them in the future. "

Erlangshen said next to him: "Isn't this going to start a fight?" "

"If you don't fight, why are you planning to form an alliance with them?" "

"Good strategy. "The Jade Emperor smiled and said to Taibai: "Write down all of these and follow this in the future." "

"I have written it down. "

Jade Emperor immediately said to me: "It seems that you are really useful for Celestial Court." This time you have offended Buddhist Sect, and it is counted as going out to Celestial Court. Don't worry, I will send someone to protect you. "

"Don't use it. "I'm a dual spy, with a Celestial Court bodyguard next to me, so how am I going to mess with it in the future? "Actually, the Jade Emperor really needs to take care of my city. Personally, I am not afraid of them at all. The soul of an adventurer cannot be imprisoned, and Buddhist Sect cannot do anything to me. "

"You can rest assured. Your city, Celestial Court, will definitely help you. Buddhist Sect dare not do anything to you. "

I thanked the Jade Emperor first and then said: "The Jade Emperor just said that Sun Wukong and Zizhu Fairy want to return to Immortal Sect. I wonder if you still have contact recently? "

"Of course there is a connection. Why are you asking this? "

"If it is convenient, you can ask them to come to me, or tell me a time and place to meet them. The great abilities of the Immortals and Buddhas are many, but I also have many unorthodox ways. The Vajra headband on Sun Wukong's head and the jade ring of Zizhu Fairy can't be opened with your correct method. Maybe my crooked idea is actually effective. "

The Jade Emperor immediately asked excitedly: "Can you really open those two things?" As long as you can help them return to Immortal Sect, I can give you 10 Ancient God beasts to help you take care of the nursing home, and you can fight the battlefield as you like. "

"That's not accurate, I don't know if I don't try it. But since the Jade Emperor offered such good terms, I would definitely work hard. If we really succeed, will we be mutually beneficial! "

I was sent back to Isinger after chatting with Jade Emperor about something insignificant, and this peculiar landscape painting was also left in Isinger. This painting is not a space channel. It’s impossible to reach Celestial Court directly from here, nor can people from Celestial Court. What I saw with Erlang Shen just now is actually an illusion. The space in this painting is a bit like a holographic projection, allowing remote meetings. But it can’t be used as a channel. The Jade Emperor said that in the future, people will be arranged to stay in this space day and night. If there is anything, I can send people into the phantom space of this painting to notify Celestial Court.

About Regarding Sun Wukong and Zizhu Fairy, the final plan given by the Jade Emperor was to let me find them by myself. It was not that the Jade Emperor didn’t want to link them, but because they were seen by Buddhist Sect, there was no way to link them. Unless I Go to their Cave Mansion to find them by yourself, otherwise they won’t be able to meet me anyway. But the Jade Emperor gave two detailed maps, it’s easy if you want to go.

Wait for Erlang Shen left Isengard and I hurried to the Demon’s nest again. I was busy running on both sides of the Celestial Court for the past two days. Speaking of it, I am the middleman of Four Great Influences. Just run errands.

The first reaction of Shui Xu when they saw me was to grab me and ask if I was successful, I had to shook my head. Shui Xu asked a little nervously: "Is the Celestial Court already using the mana Converted? "

"No. "

"Did you steal it?" "Yinyao asked.

"Neither. "

Qiong Lin followed up and asked: "What the hell is going on?" "

"Please, don't you guys be so impatient, okay? You have seen big scenes before, and some things should be clear to yourself. Celestial Court is not a vegetable market, can you walk around casually? This time Celestial Court sent a lot of Divine Immortal to pick me up and escorted me to the Jade Emperor all the way. When I came back, the team doubled again. How did you say I stole? "

"Then do you see the mana?" "

I am a little uncertain: "Speaking of which is strange." I actually saw three groups of purple light in Celestial Court. "

Qionlin looked at the water and said, "Three groups?" Could it be that the mana is divided? "

Shui Xu shook his head: "I didn't see it again. You ask me, who am I asking?" "

Qiong Lin immediately turned to me: "Can you judge the type of Monster Qi?" "

I shook my head: "The size of the purple energy of the three groups have nothing common with each other, and the nearest one is in the Palace of Douzhi. One of the other two regiments is in the Tiantai Pavilion, and the other is far away. The light can see a little shadow. "

Yinyao said: "The probability of Doulu Palace is relatively large. It is a place for pill concocting. The one that is particularly far away, I guess it may be Chang'e’s Jade Rabbit. "

"Huh? Jade Rabbit is also a monster? "

" Although Jade Rabbit is Chang'e's pet, it is actually an authentic monster. However, Chang'e's identity is rather special, and Celestial Court has always turned a blind eye to her. The San Tuan Monster Qi Zhongtiantai Pavilion also has a certain probability, but if you have a chance to steal it, you'd better go to Dousing Palace first. ”

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