Starting from Zero

The Jade Emperor is that different people do not work hard anyway, and withdraw all useful people away, leaving only a large group of heavenly soldiers and a lot of mess for me to clean up. The work of forcing Demon to move and the work of dealing with Buddhist Sect are all left to me with full responsibility, and it is also called trust in me. Fortunately, I am not a hard worker. By the way, I blackmailed the collar of Erlang Shen and I don't have to return it. I also got the right to use the Exquisite Pagoda. Unless Celestial Court needs to use it, we can use it at will. This kind of high level baby is good, just like a vacuum cleaner, it sucks a large piece of it when dealing with small soldiers. Of course, we have to do it ourselves when we run into high-level goods.

As soon as the Celestial Court's troops walked away, my back foot was at the temporary concealment point of the Demons. The Demon here drags the large and small bags with the large and small bags. It is almost the same as the one who flees. The four Great Protectors are already waiting for me.

"You finally came." Seeing my water deficiency, he immediately took the lead and ran over, but only halfway through, he lost one's head out of fear and stopped there. Then I looked at the Exquisite Pagoda in my hand in fear and asked: "What are you holding?"

"Oh, what about it?" I raised the tower in my hand. "This is Pagoda Bearing Heavenly King Li Jing's Exquisite Pagoda, how about it? Handsome, isn't it?" Haha, of course the new baby has to show it off to be enjoyable.

The four guardians leaned together quickly and looked at them as if they wanted to touch them but didn't dare to touch them. "It's really Exquisite Pagoda! How did you get this thing?" The Fourth Great Protector asked with envy.

"It was cheated. But only the right to use it. I have to pay it back if I want to use it."

"That's not bad. Let me talk about it first." Shui Xu Pat my armor: "It seems to be strengthened again!"

"Hehe, can you see it too? New reward. Taibai Jinxing gave me the azure light seal, which was strengthened by the Jade Emperor. The normal Magical Artifact is completely inaccessible to me. Although it took a bit of trouble to help you this time, it was quite enjoyable. Not only did I copy the Buddhist Sect’s temple, but I also got a lot of good things from Celestial Court. By the way, come with me, I will take you to your new home."

"Have all the heavenly soldiers evacuated?"

"Don't worry. There are a lot of heavenly soldiers, but The important sections are all my people."

"Where is Buddhist Sect?"

"It's all dead. I burned all the temples in the vast mountain range, a Buddhist Sect. Didn’t stay. Now I’ve gone back and forth to assemble the Buddha. It will be at least three days after they are rebuilt, and you can hide them in half a day. What are you afraid of?"

"Honey." Shui Xu nodded: "It's really lucky to have you in our Monster Race. If it wasn't for you, we would still be tossing in that bottle gourd!"

"You are welcome, I also did it for Do you think about your own interests! Come, come with me."

Take a large group of monsters into the entrance of Wanxian Mountain. There are a large group of heaven soldiers guarding the middle of the road. Under my comfort, I walked over with me. These guards are all heavenly soldiers I bought. Even though they were once the power of Celestial Court, they are absolutely loyal to me now. Our battallion centaur walked past them like invisible people, and the guards of the heavenly soldiers did not react at all.

I encountered several such outposts along the way, and at first they scared the monsters to death, but then they got used to it. All these heavenly soldiers turned a blind eye to us, anyway, you just walked over. In fact, the heavenly soldiers left by Celestial Court have been transferred to the boundary between Wanxian Mountain and the vast mountain range. The mountains here are all my people.

Soon we arrived at the spiritual spring location, opened the spiritual spring door occupied by Buddhist Sect, and a breath of fresh air came out immediately. The monsters rushed in with cheers, only the two guardians of Shui Xu and Yin Yao could restrain them, and slowly walked in with me behind.

spiritual spring is not actually a spring, it is just an energy channel. This is just a cave. In the depth of the cave, there is an area circled by an array, about five square meters in size. On the surface, this is no different from the nearby rocky ground, but in fact this is the spring of spiritual spring. In this hole, there are many such springs in large and small, so it is said to be a good place. Whether it is a monster or Divine Immortal, as long as you sit on it for cultivation, the effect can be doubled. Even if lying in this hole doesn't cultivate, it can gradually provide improvement strength, such as this treasure, who is not greedy?

Shuixu and Yinyao still looked a little bit at the door, they lost control after they came in, and they lay down next to spiritual eyes to breathe desperately, as if they wouldn't be there anymore. Click. A strange sound rang, which was obvious in the quiet cave. The monsters were all inhaling, no one spoke, such a big cave was quiet like no one. I looked around and found nothing unusual. I guess it might be the sound of a rock, so I didn't pursue it.

Demons absorbed Spiritual Qi in the cave, and it took a while to return to normal. There is no Spiritual Qi in Qiankun bottle gourd. After they came out, only Ghost Qi was the hidden Duling. Now when they encounter Spiritual Qi, it is like a traveler coming out of the desert seeing water. When they were almost excited, I called the four guardians to a separate hole.

Bi Tuo is absorbing Spiritual Qi and is very addicted, and I am very impatient to be called over. "I'm enjoying it! What the hell is it?"

Bi Tuo is a power type and has no brains. The other three guardians are very shrewd. Yin Yao immediately posted it when I saw that my face was not good. "Aiya, don't be angry! Bi Tuo has no brains, don't lower oneself to somebody's level with him. Tell us something quickly? I know you must have something important to call us over."

Shui Xu also reprimanded Bi Tuo: "You are stunned, hurry up and apologize. I don't want to think about who gave you this place? You know to suck, and you will tear down the bridge when you cross the river?"

Bi Tuo looked towards Qionglin with some grievances, and as a result, even Qionglin, who had always been reticent, was nodded. "You should apologize."

"Okay, okay! I apologize, I'm a rough person, Purple Moon brother, don't oneself to somebody's level with me."

I listen After apologizing, I directly opened the mouth and said: "Listen now. Celestial Court's relaxation plan, Jade Emperor, has officially finalized. In the future, as long as you don't do it too blatantly, Celestial Court will turn a blind eye when you don't see it. , The target of the attack should try to be near the boundless mountain range next to you, and occasionally you can go up to the boundless mountain to catch a few monks or something. Anyway, you are facing the Buddhist Sect. Once you are found, just run back. In the boundless mountain range There is a heavenly army stationed at the junction of Wanxian Mountain. No matter who you provoke, this heavenly army will help you stop him. Do you understand?"

Yin Yao nodded: "We understand this Anyway, as long as you go to the Buddhist Sect to make trouble, no matter what trouble you cause, Celestial Court will support you back."

Shui Xu also said: "putting it that way in the future through Buddhist Sect things can be blatantly done. Huh?"

"It's not completely blatant. On the surface, Celestial Court still has to maintain stability, so you can't do too much. First of all, don't cross the heavenly defense line when there are outsiders, no one If you see it, the heavenly soldiers will treat you as if you don’t exist, but if someone sees them, the heavenly soldiers will naturally arrest you. Also, you must pay attention to making troubles. Don’t touch those of the Tathagata level."

nodded: "We don't dare to move if you don't say this!"

"In addition to these things, there is always the most important thing that needs attention."

"Well, you said ."

"Black Qilin is out."

"We already know." Shui Xu was not surprised.

I went on to say: "But do you know that Black Qilin is Biling's year-end delivery?"

"I don't know. What's the matter?" Yin Yao felt something was wrong. Somewhat big.

"Bi Ling has been dead for a long time, but the soul still hasn't dissipated. Black Qilin hopes to resurrect Bi Ling, so he is looking for the soul of powerhouse everywhere in order to supplement the power of Bi Ling's disappearance and help him reshape Body."

Shui Xu and the three of them immediately became serious, only Bi Tuo stupidly asked: "What does he have to do with the soul?"

Yin The rumor slapped him. "Idiot. The four of us are powerhouse souls, and we are all hunting on the Must Kill List."

I shook my head: "Tell you that I am not worried about the four of you. The black Qilin is indeed very good. Strong, but with the strength of the four of you, as long as you don’t stand alone, you can still run. The problem is to defend the three above you."

"You mean the monster and the Monster King?" Qiong Lin couldn't help but ask.

"Your envoys still refuse to see me. Based on our relationship, I think it’s not because they are rude, but because they simply couldn’t come out to see me. I guess your envoys may also In a weak state, injured, or just like the Monster King, only the soul is left."

The water sighed helplessly. "Oh! You guessed right. One of the left and right monsters is in the same soul state as the Monster King, and the other is seriously wounded. Now the only thing the Demons can count on is the four of us. Thanks to your help before and after your busy schedule. Otherwise, we may have been wiped out by Celestial Court!"

"Since I guessed it right, then you have to be more careful. You four can escape anyway, but the two demon envoys and the Monster King can't run away. What the black Qilin needs is Soul Power. The Monster King loses mana and does not affect the soul. Moreover, the Monster King now has no resistance. For the black Qilin, this is the best target. You four see the black Qilin is barely able to get out safely. It is definitely not expected to block him. Therefore, it is better to hide the three of your bosses."

"If we leave the three directly to you for safekeeping How is it?" Shui Xu suddenly came up with such a method.

"Don’t even think about it. Biling’s bones are in my place. Black Qilin often has to go back and visit. Sending the soul to me is equivalent to sending a lamb in a tiger's den. With the power of Black Qilin , No matter how I seal it, I will still be found so close."

"But according to what you said, it is still not safe to put it here!" Shui Xu looked at me embarrassedly.

I thought about it for a while but I didn't have a clue. "I can't help it anyway. Black Qilin is too powerful, this guy is simply not something we can resist. Maybe you can ask God for help!"

"Aren't you so irresponsible?" Shui Xu complained.

"Responsibility? Make no mistake. He is the Monster King, not my king. You are his protector, and I am just your ally. To inform you that this great secret is already Very good." Actually, I have already had a general idea about the handling of these monsters. In fact, it's not just me, Rose also specifically talked to me about this before. Demon is Demon after all. Even though the current Demon's performance is relatively mild, it does not seem to be a threat to us, but it is actually just appearance. Demons are not strictly speaking really bad, but their cunning is beyond doubt. Therefore, they can be good to them, but not too good, otherwise they will be unsatisfied and demanding. Too much tolerance for them will eventually lead to a stiff relationship. So, if I want to maintain the relationship between our Frost Rose League and the Demons, then the best way is to do business. The so-called biological brother will settle accounts clearly and will not hurt feelings in the future.

Shui Xu didn’t know if he understood my voice-over, and calmed down. Nodded said: “Sorry, we were too excited just now. Monster King, we will protect ourselves. Anyway, it’s very Thank you for all this for us. Our Monster Race will never forget this kindness."

I nodded and said: "Just keep it in my heart. What do you get. Now that the matter is over, I will go back first. If there is anything, you know how to find me."

After leaving Wanxian Mountain, I returned directly to Isengard. The problem now is Get rid of Guanyin first. With this time bomb by my side, I really don't worry. I may be in trouble when I let her run away.

When I entered the council hall, the rose happened to be inside. When she saw me, she immediately ran over and pulled, but first took away the tower from my hand. "This is Li Jing's Exquisite Pagoda, right?" Rose's eyes were poisonous enough.

"Yes."

"Why did you cheat?"

"I just borrowed it to play for two days, and I have to pay it back when I want it. I went back. And this is why Li Jingken borrowed it." I took out the bead.

Rose and the others still don’t know that Guanyin was sealed by me. The only people who really knew about this were the two players who helped me in acting, and the four of Yudi, Taibai, Li Jing and Erlangshen. Rose held the beads and looked at it for a long time. "Isn't this the bead you sealed the Vermilion Bird? Why did it become white?"

I picked up the Exquisite Pagoda and threw it upward, and the pagoda fell and immediately took the two of us in. "As soon as I held the beads, Guanyin appeared between me and the rose."

"Who is she?"

"Guanyin."

" Guanyin?" Rose looked at her up and down in surprise for a long time. "I don't believe in Buddha, you can't lie to me like this? This girl is only eighteen. Is Guanyin called Guanyin when she grows up like this? Tear her skirt shorter and she is a female singer who takes the sexy route! You say she It's a demonic girl. I will believe it, Guanyin...too outrageous!"

"Whether you believe it or not, this is Guanyin. But you guessed it right, she is really a demonic girl."< /p>

"Wait, wait, why did Guanyin become a demonic girl again?" Rose was completely confused by me.

I laughed: "In the beginning, I was more confused than you. All these inside stories were told by the Jade Emperor. They were super brutal than Gossip Weekly. This is how things are..."

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It took me a long time to explain the origin of Guanyin clearly. No one would have thought that the origin of Guanyin was so complicated and involved a very dark political struggle. In fact, what Jade Emperor told me was a story that was selectively abridged. Before the identity of Southern Sea Third Princess, Jade Emperor deliberately ignored a lot of things, because all those things were poured out of Celestial Court and the face was not good.

Rose’s little mouth became an O-shape in surprise. She didn’t expect such a peculiar thing to completely subvert everyone’s basic concepts. "Then what should I do now?" Rose became anxious after learning that I had kidnapped Guanyin.

I smiled and told Rose about the last paragraph. "The Jade Emperor said. Women with Linglong body are diehards. Whoever breaks her body will follow her forever. No matter who the other party is, she will not defy."

"Wow! That's it! It’s not the best thing in a man’s dream, so you can’t accept it? Are you tempted?"

"Heaven and Earth conscience, I resolutely rejected the Jade Emperor’s proposal."

"hmph, this is pretty much the same. But what should she do? If the Tathagata knows, we will be in trouble. Is it a time bomb that can walk her here?"

< p>I laughed: "I am not the only man in our guild. Couldn't the millions of people in the City Guard find a suitable one? In fact, my goal in mind is Vinda, and that kid himself is amazing. Hell, if you send him another wife, he should be both male and female in our guild. I just don’t know if he wants to."

Rose also laughed. "If it doesn't work, force the marriage, let Vina press him as an elder sister, and you press him as a leader. If you can't do it, you can drink, and let him lose his virtue after drinking. If he doesn't work, he will be addicted to drugs, I remember like gold coin There are some medicines that can help you. Can you think about it."

"Wow, what do you think all day long in your little head? How come there is such a thing in gold coin? But fine It seems to be of reference value. Otherwise, don’t try them one by one, let’s go together? Lie to him to drink first, then put medicine in the wine, then strip them both naked and throw them into a small room. . Regardless of whether they are restrained or not, they will be overwhelmed by the power in the second day, and they will go into the auditorium with three knees and nine knocks. By the way, how can I forget Yue Lao. I will go to him for roots later. Use the red thread."

"Hey. Vinda is a European, can't I take care of it?"

"When you go to China, you have to do it according to China. He still thinks What is the need for diplomatic immunity? Anyway, I will tie them up to see if they can stand it."

"Good way. Hurry up for this kind of thing. I'm really worried about this bomb being dropped here. I’ll go to Vina, you go to Celestial Court. Vinda’s wine filling is handed over to Eagle, and gold coin is responsible for the medicine. Everyone will act separately."

Me and Rose They are all high-efficiency personnel, and they do what they say. Guanyin was trapped in the tower and could only shed his tears. Hearing the plan of the two of us, he couldn't even speak out against it. Eagle and Bailing immediately began to act upon hearing about the plan between Rose and I. In an instant, a message spread throughout the city where we were in the guild that Vader was getting married.

In fact, Guanyin is not only a time bomb for our guild, but also for Celestial Court. I told the whole thing to the Celestial Court through the Immortal Realm in the painting. After the Jade Emperor went down to congratulate Sect Li Jing and Erlang Shen, Yuelao was also brought over.

The city became lively in an instant, and there were running water seats on Isinger’s streets, from the city gate to the central city gate. Any player and free NPC can join the banquet at any time, and the wedding becomes a carnival. The whole city is boiling, but how about our two newcomers?

Guanyin was trying to dodge with horrified eyes. Gold coin and seven or eight girls are trying to hold her down. A girl next to her is holding a big teapot, and a girl on the other side is holding it. With a funnel. The girl holding the teapot opened the lid and looked at it: "Sister gold coin. Isn't it too much for such a big pot? This thing is usually counted with a dropper, even if she has a strong mana, she doesn't need to pour so much. Huh? What should I do if something goes wrong?"

Gold coin tried to suppress Guanyin and said: "What are you doing? Are you worried that she can't stand it?"

The girl smiled Said: "I'm worried that Vinda big brother can't stand it. Oh! Vinda big brother is so handsome, but unfortunately it is an NPC, otherwise I will chase him by myself!"

Gold coin finally succeeded Controlling Guanyin's head, the arms and legs of the other girls finally suppressed Guanyin's struggle. "Funnel." Gold coin took the funnel and inserted it into Guanyin's mouth, but she pushed it out with her tongue. "Damn, I actually resisted. Xiaoju, bring the mouthpiece, which was the one used to extract the teeth of the steeltooth last time."

A girl quickly took the mouthpiece. This thing has a leather belt. It looks a bit like the chewing head on a horse's head. It can go around the head and tie it to the mouth. However, it is not a horizontal stick in the middle of the mouth, but a ring-like shape. The metal holder imitates the mouth shape design, and there is an inward extension, which can press the tongue to prevent the tongue from moving. Of course, this thing is mainly for animals, but the structure of the mouth of the steeltooth beast is similar to that of humans, and it is just right for use now. Putting the mouthpiece into Guanyin's mouth and tying the belt behind his head can ensure that the other party can't close his mouth and that his tongue can't be messed up.

After installing this, gold coin inserted the funnel again, and this time I couldn’t spit it out. She reached out and took the big teapot. "You guys, be careful, you will definitely spray everywhere when you fill it. Keep your mouth tight. If you accidentally spill it in your mouth, I won't be responsible. Forget it, you should wear a mask to be safe. This thing is formidable. The power is too big."

"Don't worry, even if you accidentally drink it, it won't take away your soullessness."

"che, Ah Wei has completely acknowledged allegiance to my mother. The pomegranate skirt is down, don’t even think about it! Okay, shut up, I’m starting to pour the medicine."

The gold coin was ruthless enough to start with, and I filled Guanyin’s mouth in one go, but Guanyin Refusing to swallow it, Gold Coin pinched her nose. After holding it for nearly 30 seconds, Guanyin suddenly began to cough, and the potion went in all at once. Gold coin smiled beside him and said: "Really, don't you have less pain if you cooperate? Don't live in the blessing and don't know the blessing. Vinda is a fanatic, you are not at a loss!"

On the other hand, Eagle and Vader were drinking vigorously in the high-end pub of our guild. He didn't know what was celebrating outside, so we didn't tell him. Eagle and Bailing took turns to persuade him that he made great contributions to our guild, anyway, all kinds of praise and praise, as long as you are willing to drink, it doesn't matter what you say. People like to drink in both extreme emotions of happiness and depression. Vinda was dizzy from drinking cup after cup. Eagle winked at Bai Ling, Bai Ling immediately left the private room.

Rose stood outside the door, and Rose also held a bottle of wine in her hand. Braun took the bottle. "Is it this bottle?"

Rose nodded: "Listen to gold coin that this is called prime red, with infinite formidable power. Don't make a mistake. If you drink with the eagle, what can you expect tomorrow? No need to do it anymore."

"It's also effective for players?"

"It may be useless to deal with Liu Xiahui or Moral Saint. People like you can't handle it 100%." Rose nodded: "This thing is brought back from Japan. It is a contraband on our side. The last two bottles are all used up."

Bailing looked at the bottles in surprise. "How much did you add?"

"It came out two to one. Anyway, the East, South, West and North that Vinda has already drunk can’t be distinguished. You can even give him a bottle of horse now. He can also yell and pour all the good wine for you."

Bai Ling nodded: "How about Guanyin?"

"Gold coin is taking people to Down the pot, this meeting should be over."

As soon as Rose finished talking about gold coin, she ran up from below. "What's going on here?"

Rose looked at the white cloth in gold coin's hand in surprise. "What's this?"

"Guanyin's clothes. The medicinal power seems to be too strong, and it starts to happen as soon as it is poured." She took the white cloth in one fell swoop. "Well, no, tear off the clothes, so we can save it. Now we are still shouting hot in the tower!"

Bai Ling immediately took the drink and said: "Then I can be quick Click it." He said and got into the room. She came out again in less than five minutes. "Alright."

Rose snapped her fingers downstairs: "Hurry up."

A group of soldiers rushed into the room with thick blankets. Vader was already in a semi-conscious state, lying under the table with his eyes closed and groaning. After a few soldiers entered, they swiftly lifted the table, and another soldier pulled Vader out. Several people went up to wipe Vinda with all their hands, and then took the blanket and moved out.

The two soldiers transported Vader in the blanket directly to the assembly hall like carrying explosive bags, and then the girls all quit. Li Jing and I released the naked Vader out of the blanket, and then Li Jing put him into the tower at once.

"Okay, now I have let go of the control inside the tower, Guanyin and him should be able to move freely in it, but cannot use mana. I have closed the passage and they are now trapped in First I can’t go anywhere in the Layer."

"haha, the next thing is to wait." I took the tower over and put it on the table: "Happy cooperation."

Li Jing sighed and said: "I miss my dignified king, the president of Celestial Court Divine Weapon, and I want to accompany you to do this kind of thing here. It's really...well, I don't know how to say it!"

"If you want to start something. We are making a couple of newcomers and working hard for the great major event of Yin-Yang Harmony. You should feel honored. If you think according to your thoughts, isn't Yue Lao going to commit suicide? He every day This is what I did?"

As I was talking about a primordial cry from the tower on the table, Li Jing and I looked at each other awkwardly, and then said, "Damn. You can hear this. You Exquisite Pagoda doesn’t seem to have good sound insulation! I said the king? I think the two of us should go outside and have a few drinks? Although it is glorious to be a newcomer, it’s not right to listen to the corner, right?"

"Agree, let's go quickly! I can't stay here for a moment!" After Li Jinggang finished speaking, there was another scream from the tower in the miniature state, and Li Jing and I were scared and blushed. Fled.