Strange Life of a Cat

    Er Mao let the Pet Center cat made a comprehensive check, the overall situation is not bad.

    The veterinarian estimated the age of the cat. What surprised the second hair was that the cat was less than one year old.

    "Right, Mr. Wang, do you want this cat to be sterilized?"The little girl asked, and at the same time talked with Ermao about the benefits of sterilization in urban breeding.

    "sterilization? Also cut a small jj? ”Er Mao is holding a mobile phone to send text messages, and his head has not been lifted.

    The little girl tangled a bit and said: "…Your cat is a mother. ”

    "female?!"Ermao was shocked.

    Lying in the trough, is the mother still so embarrassed? !

    “How are cats and dogs different in identifying males and females?”Ermao remembers that the dog is very recognizable.

    The little girl smiled. Obviously, she saw much like a customer like Ermao. She took a thin booklet from a cupboard and handed it to Ermao. There are some basic knowledge about cats.

    The two hairs have roughly turned over. "How much is this book?"

    “This is printed by our pet center and it will be given to you.”

    This is almost the same, Ermao threw the book into a plastic bag.

    In the end, the second hair was still not allowed to undergo surgery. The cat that had been cleaned and cleaned and finished the examination of the body went back. The person in the pet center sent the things according to the address filled by Ermao.

    As soon as the cat's things were placed, the second hair suddenly felt that the room was smaller. Fortunately, I bought small items, otherwise it was really crowded.

    The cat food was poured into the newly bought cat bowl, and the cat that was sniffing in the new nest came over. Some disappointment to Ermao is that this cat seems to be less picky. It’s very hard to eat.

    It seems that for the time being, it is impossible to find the cat upstairs.

    No more cats, Ermao opened the laptop that bought it for a long time, and logged into the pet website.

    "Good names are taken by cats." This id was registered three years ago. At that time, their brothers and sisters went to the pet forum under the influence of the master's cat to see if other people's cats were also The master has a virtue in his family. This id was shared by several people that year. Now it has become a hairy person, and no one else has ever paid attention to the forum. Even Ermao himself is only because of the time ago and then thinks about landing, otherwise it will not be id.

    Nowadays, the network is developing rapidly, and the forum has changed a lot in recent years. Some people share some video links.

    Ermao looked for pictures and videos of the goods upstairs. It was really like the little girl in the pet center. Several of the more hot posts about cat food, most of them have the black cat, and many of the people replying below are also To the black cat. That is the bc fan that the little girl said.

    Seriously looked at the cat on the picture, Ermao still attributed the effect of the picture and video to the magic of photography technology in his heart, otherwise how could a cat be photographed as a temperamental cat on photos and videos? ? After all, the cat is not a human, what kind of acting is there. I don’t believe in killing the hair. It is estimated that the little girl in the pet center does not know the true identity of the blackc. Otherwise it won't be so respected. After all, the gap between the advertising picture and the real thing is not small.

    The next day, the weather was fine, and the temperature rose quickly after a rain.

    Tabby cat lying on the balcony bask in the sun, ER Mao idle try to buy a cat bath liquid when send comb, the booklet said, the cat comb hair can be removed from the cat's hair in a timely manner to clean up, but also to prevent the cat to swallow hair to the stomach and get the hair ball disease, but also to maintain the beauty of the cat body hair, promote the blood circulation of the skin, and to enhance the feelings of people and cats and stuff.

    Anyway, the second hair is fine. Moved a small stool and sat down next to the instructions on the booklet to guide the combing. After a few trials, the action became familiar, and the cat looked at the eyes, and the second hair suddenly had a sense of accomplishment. Look, cats are not so difficult to raise. How do some people who have seen before talk about raising cats like eating strange beans?

    Ermao is proud, suddenly –

    boom!

    The sound hitting the iron net rang obliquely above.

    The cat, who was squatting on the ground and basking in the sun, stood up and looked over there. The time of the wandering made it accustomed to being highly alert.

    Ermao also stopped the action of combing his hair. In the iron net, a blue parrot clawed the iron website inside, and looked at the one person and one cat on the third floor with the eyes of the yellow circle.

    The general's attention is mainly on the cat. This cat does not know, has not seen it before, when did the strange cat come? Well, my mouth is a little itchy.

    Perhaps it was the unfriendly signal that the parrot conveyed, and the cat looked at the parrot on the fourth floor with his ears pressed.

    The second hair feels nothing, the cat and the bird are not easy to get along with, and his master’s cat goes to the forest every day to catch the bird, both in size. However, in the country, it is rare to see such parrots. It is no wonder that the balcony on the fourth floor is surrounded by barbed wire.

    Looking at the parrot on the fourth floor, Ermao said with a fun attitude: "Hey, parrot!"

    The generals in the iron network quickly responded with standard American pronunciation plus a slightly dialected word: "hello, **!"

    Ermao: "…"Who taught this fucking parrot? !

    On the balcony of the fifth floor, Zheng Yan listened to the dialogue below and laughed and rolled.

    The general was absolutely unfriendly after seeing the cat, and even used this way to attack the second hair.

    Zheng sighed that they lived upstairs on the Ermao Tower. Just above, they couldn’t see the situation of Ermao, but he could guess a general situation through the dialogue between Ermao and the general and the low-pitchedness of the cat. The people living in this building have a relatively strong endurance in this respect, otherwise there will be trouble in the future.

    However, with the third floor and two hairs they attract the attention of the generals, the bird will not often bother to sigh. Zheng Zheng is very pleased.

    I was holding my ears and listening to the quarrel below. There was a rhythmic car horn from the downstairs yard.

    Zheng sighed and looked downstairs. Today is not a weekend. How can Fang Sanye come over?

    Doubt doubts, Zheng sing still ran down to open the door.

    Fang Shaokang came with Tong Qing, and after dragging the cat car home. Every time Fang Shaokang took Zheng sing out, Tong Qing will come up to help move the car. Don't look at the car, the weight is not too light, let alone move the fifth floor, Tong Qing will not look at his own boss personally.

    "There is just time here. I asked Lao Liu to talk about something. I have to go on a business trip this weekend, so the time is set for today. I have already told your cat mother and will send you back at night. ”Fang Shaokang said, let Tong Qing move the two cars that were resting in the room.

    Every once in a while, Fang Shaokang will bring Zheng sing to Lao Liu to talk about business. As some people say, communication is also based on means. However, it is really rare to use cats to communicate like Fang Shaokang. Less. It is true that Lao Liu will eat this trick, no, it should be said that Lao Liu and his baby son eat this trick.

    Third floor.

    When Ermao heard the parrot swearing "**", he was preparing to look back, but thought that this was the faculty dormitory of Chuhua University. Did not open the cavity. He was going to buy a water pistol when he was there, and the parrot slammed him and shot him.

    The combed cat hair is grouped into a group. In fact, there is not much. Ermao was originally prepared to throw it directly downstairs, but I think it should still be a quality point. I will throw the cat hair into the trash can with garbage bag. in. Look at the garbage in the bucket is almost the same, Ermao lifted the garbage bag and tied it, opened the door and put it outside the door, and then took it down when you went downstairs. When the temperature rises, the garbage is easy to smell. There is still a cat in the house. The second hair has not heard about the cat turning over the trash can.

    Who knows, when I opened the door, Ermao saw Zheng Zheng, who just happened to go to the third floor.

    "Hey, big star…"

    The people who stumbled onto the stairs, the two faces were stiff, and when they were ready to ridicule, they gave it back and quickly retracted the house and closed the door.

    Fang Shaokang stopped Zheng Zheng and told Tong Qingxian and so on, then went to the door of Ermao House and slammed the door.

    "Open the door, don't hide, I see you."Fang Shaokang is calm and authentic.

    "No time, I am pulling!"

    "Give you ten seconds to wipe your ass. Ten – nine – eight -"

    Fang Shaokang looked at the watch on his wrist and counted the time very seriously. He didn't care about the lie of the donkey.

    Just a few to one, Ermao grabbed his head, very helplessly opened the door, my heart secretly countless times why throw garbage at this time!

    "Three uncles."

    With a weak voice, the two donkeys walked back to the room.

    Fang Shaokang looked at the room and then looked at the two hairs on the chair. "Who are you going to repair this time?" Still looking at which girl? ”

    "You can misunderstand me. I have already turned back to the prodigal son, wash my heart, and keep my points, five words, four beautiful and three loves, two sleeves breeze, a red heart to the integrity of the sun, good young man, three uncle!"Ermao rushed to clarify.

    Zheng squinted his eyes and squinted. fart! This guy beats people to play black and black and almost kills people and abandon their bodies.

    Fang Shaokang's face does not change to look at the second hair: "The prodigal son returns?"

    "Emmy!"Two hair nodded.

    “Washing the heart?”

    "Yes Yes!"Ermao hastened to ensure.

    "Is it safe?"

    "It's true!"

    “Integrity and good youth?”

    "Of course!"

    "I don't believe a word."

    Ermao: "…"A look of grievances and anger.

    "However, it is very unexpected that you will choose this place to rent a house. It seems that you are really ready to change it…Of course, the premise is that you are not trying to soak female college students. ”

    "Absolutely not that mind!"

    Fang Shaokang looked around the house again. This room is quite simple compared to the place where the two hairs lived before. Moreover, the current two hairs are not so fluent, and the shape of the clothes is very serious.

    "It is a good thing to close your heart."Fang Shaokang said with such a deep meaning, he called Zheng Zheng to go. He didn't have time to talk to Ermao here, and he couldn't take care of other children's children. At most, he would like to mention two words as an elder.

    "Hey, three uncles…"

    "I will not go to your parents to complain, your brother is released, is busy with political achievements, and now is not in Chuhua City, you can rest assured, no one will come to catch you back."

    Ermao sighed, but isn’t the three uncles so good for the cat? Wei Ling did not mention it.

    After Zheng Sui and Fang Shaokang left, Ermao sat in a chair thinking about it.

    "Black rice, you said that I am not jealous?"Ermao poked the nose of the cat.

    "Hey–" The cat couldn't understand the words of Ermao, thinking that Ermao was just playing with it, and licking his head with his head.

    Ermao sighs, forget it, or the old way.

    Pull out a one-dollar coin and stand it on the floor with the floor tiles. With a finger, the coin turns.

    "Shou sneak, back to stay."

    Snapped!

    The cat sees a toy, and a paw pats the rotating coin and presses it under the claw.

    Two hairs lifted the cat's paws and looked at the coins lying on the floor tiles.

    A chrysanthemum.

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    (3.2)