Strange Life of a Cat

    Zheng went back and wondered what the hell was going on.

    Hypnosis?

    Zheng Sheng has never seen such hypnosis. However, at that time, so many people, why is that "Yu Ge" is not right?

    From the beginning to the end, Huang Boss just took out the cigarette and said a few words.

    Zheng Sing also wondered if there was a problem with the smoke, what was the confusing drug, but the smoke was no different from that of the yellow boss when he was eating in the afternoon.

    Just thinking, Zheng Yan heard the next Mao said: "Black coal, do you know why the guy's nickname is the weasel?"

    They entered the school from the side entrance of the campus. It took another ten minutes to walk from the side door to the Eastern District. At this time, there was no one on the path. Er Mao said that no one else heard this.

    Zheng sighed his eyes and listened to the ears.

    "His name is Huang Shu. Folklore, the weasel has the ability to confuse people. Of course, that guy may not be as fascinating as those folk stories, just a little trick that some ancestors uploaded, because many people are flickering, and the name is similar to the 'squirrel', so everyone calls He is a weasel. Many people know who the nickname is the weasel, but they don't know his real name. The nickname is more famous than the name. ”

    Little trick?

    Zheng Sigh is very interested in the little trick.

    "It can be regarded as a special kind of hypnotism, and perhaps also involves some spiritual aspects. It is a kind of tactic that was once popular in the era of theocracy. Using your cat to explain their scientific explanations should belong to the category of neuroscience. Of course, there are things that are difficult to explain with current science and technology.

    Some people used to call these tricks as a side door or even a demon outside, but we call it folk art. Every skill that has been passed down for hundreds of years always has its truth and value. But don't be afraid, generally he won't use the tricks, especially for people. When they do business, they rarely use them. Of course, except for this night, which may endanger personal safety, and I also talk to him. Said to let him not that kind of trick to deal with you. ”

    When Ermao said something about Huang Boss, Zheng sighed. Even a hypnotist. Even if people are, can you even hypnotize cats, dogs and even mice? What level is there to keep a small grocery store?

    However, the geeks that Zheng Zeng has seen have gone a lot, just like when the second hair did not go to the high-end elevator room and did not buy the villa, but the house in the eastern district compound was nestled in a small place of 70 square meters. . Everyone has their own ideas. Zheng Yan can't use his own way of thinking to try to figure out the thoughts of those freaks.

    Can see the special side of Huang Bo. Zheng sighed in the afternoon.

    The next day, Zheng sang went to the grocery store.

    Originally, Zheng Zeng still thought about observing the "small trick" of the boss of Huang, and the trick of "hypnosis" that Ermao said. Zheng Sigh is more curious than fear.

    Seeing Zheng sigh again, the clerk smiled and said hello.

    Last night's things made the clerk still a little dizzy. I don't know why those people are coming in. I told the boss two sentences and left. He asked the boss, the boss only answered "probably they It’s boring, and it’s perfunctory.

    The clerk thought that he hadn't slept in the middle of the night. He had been thinking about the things at the time. He suddenly found out that the man named Ermao had expected this kind of situation, so he went out and watched calmly.

    It seems that his boss still has a lot of secrets.

    Young people always have unlimited curiosity, but unfortunately Huang Bo has no point to say.

    When Zheng sighs, there is no one in the store. The clerk is busy and bored to find the boss of Huang playing poker. The simplest one is to see who draws a lot of points, and the five games are determined to win and lose. Clean the hygiene in the store that day.

    Zheng sighed and looked up and found the paper on the side of the record, the clerk lost from the beginning to the end.

    Each time it was a five-game three-win system, the clerk could not win even if he won two games in a row.

    Zheng sighs that this simpler than the size should look at the odds? However, this clerk did not win at one time, and the label from the "shelf 1" to the shelf "6" later means that the clerk is responsible for the hygiene of the shelf 1 to the shelf 6 alone, and the game is still going on. However, the clerk's bad luck still did not improve.

    "No, no, the boss will wash your cards."The clerk said. Just the card he washed, did not expect to lose from the beginning to the end, this time to change the boss to shuffle, he saw the boss shuffle, shuffling technology called a slag. After the boss's slag technology is shuffled, his luck should be better?

    Huang boss does not matter, pick up the card and start washing.

    Zheng sin saw two hairs playing cards. At the beginning, Er Mao once played fancy cards on the street and flirted with female students. This person knows with Er Mao, is it a good person? Looking at his previous record, Zheng sighs that this person should be a class with Er Mao.

    "Row."Huang Boss does not matter, fishing cards began to wash.

    Shuffling technology…It’s really a slag, like a kindergarten kid, and when he shuffles, Zheng Sigh clearly sees a spade k at the bottom.

    Zheng sigh can see, the clerk can also see.

    Therefore, after Huang Boss washed the cards in this naive way, the clerk said that he would choose first.

    "Row."Huang Boss still has no response.

    Sure enough, the clerk took the bottom card and flipped it over, then the smile solidified.

    Originally thought to be a spade k, but found to be a red peach 3.

    Huang Boss randomly took a piece from the middle, spades k.

    "No, boss, how can this be? I just squatted at the bottom of it, it should be a spade k, how can it become a red peach 3? ”The clerk was puzzled.

    Huang Boss smiled and wrote a "shelf 7" on the side of the record book, and then said: "The eyes will also be deceiving."

    "You are out of the woods!"The clerk complained.

    "The opposite is to tell the evidence. If there is no evidence, don't talk about it. This is called loss."Huang Boss pointed to the person who came over.

    "Not playing! Too bully! ”The clerk will accept the card and plan to buy a lunch. Go on like this. He will lose exhausted. Although the store is not big, but it is a lot of work to clean so many shelves, but now in the summer, it is sweating.

    Time is almost up, Zheng sighs to Feng Bojin over there.

    When Zheng sighed away, Huang Boss turned over this morning's account. After seeing the white cat jumping on the counter again, Huang Boss stared at the white cat's stained place and took out a one-dollar coin.

    The white cat thought that the yellow boss had to play with it and he came over.

    Huang Boss put a dollar coin on the counter. Moved to the white cat. Then the coin is erected, the finger bounces the edge of the coin, and the coin turns.

    The white cat looked down at the rotating coin, and the tip of the tail that was still moving was slowly moving.

    Huang Boss took a piece of square scarf. Wet with water. Then wiped the grease on the white cat's head. This should be accidentally picked up in the morning when eating breakfast, the white hair is like this, a little smudge is very conspicuous.

    In addition to rubbing the spot. Huang Boss also wiped his ears gently with the white cat. Usually white cats are squatting on the shelves, and the shelves are usually cleaned once a week or weeks. The grocery store on the side of the road is like this. There is a lot of dust on the outside. The air that comes from the vehicles flows, so that the shelves are not rubbed on the shelves for a day. The white cats often sleep on the shelves. The whole body is gray everywhere, and it cannot be every day. Give it a bath and wipe it every few days.

    However, the white cat does not cooperate. It is like a life-threatening rebellion to wipe the ear. Therefore, many times, the boss Huang takes some other methods, such as the present situation.

    After rubbing the cat's ears, Huang Boss flipped the hair of the white cat at random. Today, I saw that it had a fat mouse. I don't know if I had a flea.

    Cats have to touch the hair, and when they are turned over, they will feel discomfort. Many cats will resist, and white cats will also, but now they are still allowed to let Huang Boss toss.

    Turned over and found no fleas, Huang Boss temporarily put down his heart, and did not intend to bathe the cat or buy flea medicine.

    Putting down the towel, Huang boss raised his finger and gently played the white cat's nose.

    The white cat trembled, like a fierce attack, then looked at the yellow boss, looked at the coin next to the paw, lifted the dial and dialed the coin, it seems that I don’t know what happened just now.

    Looking at the white cat casually dialing the coin to play, Huang Boss thought of the black cat that came in the morning.

    Is the black cat a public or a mother?

    Er Mao did not seem to say?

    Huang Boss pondered, the white cat in his shop is a female cat, and the black cat always comes over here. If it is a male cat, is it to look at the white cat in his shop?

    Also not sure. When the black cat walked, he was leaning his tail. I don’t know if it was a male or a mother.

    Huang Boss thought, if you see the black cat again later, look at the public is the mother. Although Ermao said that he should not play tricks on this cat, but…Just take a look at it is the parent's head office, and it will not cause cat damage.

    The coin that was quickly pulled out of the counter by the white cat was picked up. The yellow boss took it in his hand and didn't read the newspaper. After lunch, he noticed the outside of the store to see if the black cat would come again. .

    Zheng sang had lunch at Feng Bojin, and after watching Feng Bojin play a new game, he jumped on a willow tree by the lake and went back to sleep.

    Originally, Zheng Zheng did not plan to enter the grocery store, but just passed by. I did not expect to pay attention to the yellow boss outside the store and stopped Zheng Zheng.

    "coal! Coal, come over! ”Huang Boss is beckoning there.

    Zheng sigh: "…"This person is learning with Er Mao? But even worse than the second hair, even a "black" word is saved.

    I don't know if the Huang boss wants to dry up, Zheng Sigh is still gone.

    Huang Boss ordered the counter. "Come, coal, let's play a game."

    Said that the boss Huang also took a hemp rope hanging on the counter, holding the move with his hands, generally he used this to tease the cat.

    Zheng Sui looked at him like a fool, didn't touch the hemp rope, jumped directly to the counter and saw what the boss Huang wanted to do.

    See Zheng slam jumped up, Huang Boss no matter why Zheng sighs not to play the hemp rope, take out the coin just now, and before he like the white cat, play the coin.

    Seeing the black cat in front of me looking at the coin and not moving, the tail did not move, Huang Boss felt almost the same, and he intended to hold the tail of Zheng Sigh to look up to see the public is the mother.

    As a result, the hand just touched the tail, Huang boss's eyelid jumped, suddenly felt wrong, the black figure flashed in front of him, only to raise the hand block, but still did not block the foot of Zheng sigh.

    The boss who had fallen on his face and almost fell down from the chair could not care about the pain on his face. He was horrified.

    invalid? !

    How can this cat be unaffected at all? ! ! (To be continued. . )

    Ps: I came back from my hometown and tried to advance the update time in the future.