Strange Life of a Cat

    Zheng Yan looked at the mobile phone and looked too focused. He didn't pay attention to the three shit and the cats ran over there.

    The man finished the phone call and smacked the cat to the chin, and then looked at the three shit in amazement.

    When I saw a stranger, the shit did not immediately get together, walked forward, and quickly retreated two steps. The biggest one was still very screaming, "Wang Wang" called two, but because it was too small, run up the steps Unstable, a slap on the ground and a roll on the ground.

    "Hey, this puppy, this is here!"The man pulled the grass and prepared to tease the puppy, and the result was intercepted by the cat next to him.

    Patting the pants, the man put the phone in his pocket and got up and walked over to the three puppies.

    Seeing the stranger approaching, the three puppies "Wang Wang" called a few times, then turned back and ran back. Instead of going directly into the cage, they ran to the big banyan tree and yelled at Zheng sang hidden in the banyan tree.

    Zheng sighs and can't wait to hit the trunk.

    You are calling a fart to Lao Tzu! Laozi’s plan has been ruined by you!

    Originally, Zheng Zhan prepared two plans. One is to follow this person and find a chance to start. The other is here. He doesn’t pay attention to it. He stunned the stick and grabbed the mobile phone. Anyway, he rushed to kill this kind of thing. I don't mind doing it a few more times.

    However, these two plans were all destroyed by three dogs!

    Zheng sighs that after exposing himself, the success rate of the start will be much lower. Therefore, now he is very upset. Looking at the three shit called under the big banyan tree, Zheng Shou can't wait for a slap.

    Real Tamar back!

    Fang Shaokang just came out and made a phone call. I didn't expect to see three puppies, but it was too far from the village house. Who would put the shit so far? Keeping the orchard? Can such a big shit keep the orchard?

    And as Fang Shaokang knows these days, there are two male dogs on the side of the orchard. Where are the shit? Who is new to catch?

    Fang Shaokang confusedly followed the past. This orchard was the family he used to sleep. He had never heard the landlord say that he had caught a new dog.

    When I saw three puppies screaming at the tree, Fang Shaokang was even more surprised. He looked up at the big banyan tree in front of him.

    Although it is not obvious in the distance, it is close, and you can see the black fur from the gap between the leaves.

    Cat?

    The dog must not climb so high, it is impossible to be a black leopard. Do you want to have three shit? So it can only be a cat.

    But the question is, what do the three dogs yell at the cat on the tree?

    Wonderful!

    Zheng sighs that he has been discovered, and he has no intention of jumping like this. It is necessary to guard against people's hearts, or to hide from trees.

    The three dogs screamed for a long time and did not see Zheng sang, and began to smash.

    Fang Shaokang looked around and found the dog cage that was covered, and his doubts were even worse.

    Doubt doubts, Fang Shaokang still left, the cat followed.

    After the man walked away, Zheng shou jumped out of the tree, and the three shit were not smashed. They immediately came over and they were slap in the face of Zheng sigh, and they didn’t work hard, so small shit, big Jin Zheng sang suspected that they would be fooled.

    But the three shit thought that Zheng Sui was playing with them, pouting and coming over.

    Zheng sullenly annoyed, jumped on the tree again, thinking about when to see a villager with a mobile phone, and solve the problem by force.

    In less than half an hour, Zheng sighed and saw that the man came over again. This time, he still had a bowl of porridge. The porridge was not the egg yolk, but the meat.

    After Fang Shaokang came over the bowl, he placed the bowl in front of the three shit.

    The three shit have long smelled the smell, and rushed over to squat, start eating.

    Zheng sighed, although it was a little dissatisfied with the fact that the three shit were so easy to believe and open, but they also saved themselves from running out at night to steal food.

    The three shit ate very quickly, and after a while the bowl of porridge bottomed out and the bowl was cleaned.

    "Hey, there are really dogs!"A young man in his twenties came over with a shovel and saw three dogs squatting back. When he thought about it, he smiled and put the shovel aside and walked by hand.

    "After planting the tree?"Fang Shaokang Road.

    "After planting, I don't know how the so-called new varieties of citrus will grow into a scorpion."The young man wiped his sweat and leaned against the trunk.

    "This dog looks like a dog."Fang Shaokang pointed to three shit that are fighting each other.

    "Well, a string of dogs is a mongrel dog. It is estimated that the village chief had his son's family, Du Gaosheng. I heard that they threw the shit yesterday. I didn't expect to see it here."The young man said that this was another interest, and the fatigue of planting trees was swept away.

    "Du Gao? I remember someone said that the village chief had two Du Gao, one male and one female. ”

    "Yeah, haha, everyone in the village knows that the mother Du Gao did not look at the Gong Dugao, and it is cheaper to have a local dog. It is not known who the dog is, too strong." When they first gave birth to shit, they could still use shit too small. They didn’t grow up to fool people. The longer they grew, the more they became like dogs, they could run around, they couldn’t help, who They are not fools. Everyone does not say it on the bright side, but they are all jokes in private. Their family is estimated to be shameful and thrown away. At the beginning of his family's cultivation of Du Gao, he was more proud, and he bought it at a high price. The result was not a laughing stock. ”The young man smiled very happy.

    "What about these few?"Fang Shaokang asked.

    The young man came over and picked up the biggest shit.

    "Oh, it’s quite a surname!"If he was not prepared, he was almost bitten by a dog.

    The dog that was picked up saw that he couldn’t bite, and his throat was low.

    "This shit is not bad, but it is not very good to put it in the village. The village chief must have opinions. I will call my friend later to ask, they have a ranch at home, and they said that they want to buy a dog a few days ago. These three are good for me. ”

    "Do your friends like this dog?"

    "I don't mean to like this. His favorite dog is the dog. He often goes to the mountains to look for the pure-named dog to bring back to the training. The pure-bred dog is stronger, has a good spirit and is smart enough. loyalty. And the courage is big, hunting is not a problem, usually can also be used as a working dog. He used to raise a dog, the dog looked at it, but the strength is really strong, often catching the rabbit back to add food, absolutely not Lost to the so-called world famous hounds. It is a pity that during the Chinese New Year, he was shot with a gun. The dog was holding back with an anesthetic needle on his back. He went home and died. He could not support it. For this, he has been sad for a long time, for several months, has not been raised again, only a few days ago I heard that he wants to buy a dog. ”

    As the young man said, he squeezed the bones of the shit on his hands and looked at the dog's soles.

    Zheng sighs that this person should be very satisfied with the shit? And listening to their conversation, Zheng sighs that it is really rare to survive from an anesthesia gun.

    The young man continued: "The real hound is not seen, but it is reflected in the constant training. Of course, the innate requirements are also up to the standard. These are good. If he wants, I will give it directly. He sent it over, and staying here anyway also hindered the eyes of the village chief."

    The dog that was put down shook his hair, then hurried to the big banyan tree, and sighed to Zheng, and it was estimated that he was wronged.

    "What happened to this shit? Why are you calling the tree? ”Young people said.

    "There is a black cat on it."Fang Shaokang extended his finger and pointed to the top.

    The young man shook his head. "No one raises black cats in the village. Some people say that black cats are unlucky, they are not raised, even if there are black cats, they are sent away or thrown away."

    "The three shit are estimated to be the black cat on the tree."Fang Shaokang said.

“……The black cat is a sinister thing, and it is also a shit. ”The young man didn't care too much about the black cat. The more he looked at the three shit, the more satisfied he was. "Fang Ge, I will go back and make a call."

    "Use my mobile phone."Said Fang Shaokang is preparing a mobile phone in his pocket.

    "No need to use, I will go first, Fang Ge, you help me to watch the shit, don't let people grab it!"After talking about the young man, he turned and took the shovel and walked quickly to the house.

    After the young man left, Fang Shaokang put down his backpack and took out a camera from it. Feeling too hot, I took off my coat and placed it on the bush next to it. The phone that was originally placed in the pocket of my coat was taken out and put on, and I got up and took the camera to start shooting some surrounding scenery.

    Zheng sighed at the camera in the hand of the man under the tree, or SLR, this year's single reaction is still a high-end product. Playing photography?

    I heard that some people who like to play photography like to run around and make themselves like a lost man.

    Regardless of whether this person is playing photography or not, Zheng Sigh’s attention is mainly on that mobile phone.

    Good opportunity.

    Do you want to rob the phone and run?

    Zheng sei looked at the person who took the picture and left for the tree to slide down. Unfortunately, the man quickly turned back, went to the big backpack and took the kettle from the inside to drink water, and poured a bit into the bowl of the shit.

    Zheng sighed the distance from the mobile phone at the moment, and wanted to pick up the mobile phone when the person did not pay attention, but the person has always been paying attention to this side, not good to start.

    Fang Shaokang drank the water, twisted the kettle into the bag, and took the phone to see the time.

    In the process of Fang Shaokang taking the mobile phone to watch the time, Zheng Sigh’s line of sight also moved with that mobile phone.

    "Want to play the phone? Hey, give it to you, play. ”Said Fang Shaokang put the phone in front of the ground.

    Obviously, Zheng Xiao’s little action did not escape the observation of the other party.

    Zheng sighs in front of this person, then look at the phone on the ground.

    Is it treacherous?

    Is the mobile phone available for the cat to play? However, if you can play SLR, you may also lack money.

    Take care of him, contact the person to say it!

    Zheng sighs a hook to the mobile phone, while paying attention to the movement of the person in front of the mobile phone, seeing that he is just sitting there without the meaning of moving, Zheng shou put the phone on the ground again.

    This mobile phone screen is not colored. After a few years, this is a list of "thieves ignore" mobile phones. However, those who can reasonably afford to buy SLRs should also be able to afford new color screen mobile phones. Why are you still wearing this corner?

    However, Zheng Sing is too lazy to ponder too much. Just such a machine, let Zheng sigh excited, toss for so long, is to turn the window, is looking for a phone, originally intended to directly violently grab one, the result Now the phone is in sight!

    How can I not be excited? !

    However, should this phone be able to make long distances?

    Will not owe it?

    Zheng sei looked at the person sitting there with a curious color, lifted his paw and started to press the button.

    Fang Shaokang just watched the black cat staring at his mobile phone, and he took the fun and handed it over. Who knows that the cat is actually pressing the button, and that is still a long-distance phone number, it should not be 瞎Pressed. interesting!

    Zheng sighed and slammed the phone number, waiting for his ears, and the tail slammed the ground to reduce tension.

    Finally, after the phone rang a few times, it was connected.

    "Hey?"

    It’s the voice of Jiao Dad!

    After being arrested for so long, I finally heard the familiar voice again!

    Suddenly there was a feeling of seeing a true loved one.

    Zheng sang gathered all kinds of complicated feelings in his heart into a shout: "Hey–"

    Fang Shaokang: "…"To be continued. )