Strange Life of a Cat

    When Zheng Shou stretched his head into the red wine cup, he found that the cup was still a little small, and he could only collect the ear backwards, otherwise the ear stuck in the mouth of the cup.

    Drinking alcohol has to receive ears, not good!

    It’s good to be a human.

    Zheng sighed his head into the cup and drank the wine while thinking, the tip of the tail was hooked.

    Long Qi is very curious, can cats drink? He saw it for the first time.

    In the past, Long Qi was listening to a buddy who said that he would let his cat drink alcohol, but his cat would rather die than to open his mouth. Later, he applied some wine to the cat, and the cat went to the mane. When you lick it, you stretch your tongue and shake your head for a long time. After a while, go to the mane. Finally, his cat fell asleep directly. When the buddy took the cat to the veterinary shop, he was also given a meal by the veterinarian. Because many cats are allergic to alcohol, drinking too much can cause poisoning or even fatalness.

    but……

    Long Qi then look at Wei Ling, Wei Ling is exploring the details of Fang Sanye's art, listening to it, listening to music, not afraid to be chased by the Fang family. Occasionally glance at this side, see the cat drinking Wei Ling also has the meaning to stop.

    Wei Ling is not worried, but Long Qi is worried that if something happens, he must be responsible. He does not think that the cat in front is just an ordinary cat, otherwise Wei Ling will not bring it, even if Wei Ling does not restrain the cat. Still paying attention to it, I am afraid that this cat will do something.

    It hurts.

    Does this cat drink diarrhea?

    Will you spit if you drink?

    Do you want to find someone to come to prepare for a vet?

    Long Qi’s thoughts just turned a corner and heard the sound of the cat’s claws knocking on the glass. Looking up, see the black cat on the solid wood coffee table and licking himself, and the wine in the glass has already been finished.

    However, Long Qi is not so refreshing this time, still hesitating.

    Zheng sui just tasted the taste of wine, missed the scorpion once, and also admired that this wine is not bad, but now this person is not ready to pour wine? How is this going? !

    Lifting the claws and knocking on the glass again, this time the knocking force is a little bigger, and it is also a little more urgent. The meaning of the urge is obvious.

    Long Qi looked at the cat in front of him. He didn't expect the cat to be so different. Is it alcoholic? Should not be too late, on the rise?

    After Zheng Sing knocked on the cup, he pushed the glass to the side of Longqi. If he pushed it, he would drop the coffee table.

    Long Qi sighed in his heart, moved the wine glass inward, and then pulled the cork and poured it into the glass, a little more than just now.

    Put down the bottle, Long Qi looked at the cat in front of him, this small body, this is already the limit.

    Zheng Sigh didn't go to guess what Long Qi was thinking. After seeing the wine in the cup, he put his head in again to drink. After drinking, continue to face Long Qi, until Long Qi gave him another fall.

    After the third inverted wine was finished, Zheng sighed that there was some support, and the urine was coming, so he jumped off the coffee table and ran to the bathroom.

    There is a reading toilet in the private room. Zheng sighs in front of the bathroom door, jumps up and dials the door handle, opens the door and goes in, not forgetting to close the door.

    I have been paying attention to Zheng Xiao’s quiet Long Qi’s eyes, just as Wei Ling also looked at this time, Long Qi said: “Ring brother, this cat…”

    "Don't worry about it, it knows what to do."Wei Ling is calm and authentic.

    Long Qi is speechless. Is this cat trained? Really evil.

    After Zheng sighed out, Long Qi also ran to the bathroom and looked down. He found that even the toilet was flushed, and there was no trace of cat urine around. The faucet was opened, the toilet paper was used, and a few black cat hairs were stuck on the paper balls thrown into the scorpion. Reminiscent of the two wet front claws when the cat went out, Long Qi felt that he wanted more, one How can a cat wash his hands and then rub his toilet paper?

    Long Qi did not know that the original Zheng sigh was prepared to use a hand dryer, but it was not convenient, and the toilet paper was simply wiped off. The private room was covered with carpet, and the wet marks on the soles of the feet were not obvious.

    When Long Qi came out of the bathroom, he frowned. It is estimated that he has not figured it out.

    Ajin also has a lot of drinks here, and Wei Ling wants to know everything.

    Looking at Ajin, who was sitting there in a daze, Wei Ling pulled the window wall and the room calmed down immediately. Open the device, take out the microphone and hand it to Akin, Wei Ling said: "Try?"

    Ajin is not very awake now, but singing forms a kind of nature. When he sees the microphone, he doesn't take it by himself. When he hears the accompaniment, he starts to sing. What Wei Wei points, he sings. If you don't, just say it directly and let it skip.

    Wei Lian actually wants to help A Jin, how to say that he also got some of the two deeds of Fang Sanye from this person's mouth, and looked at the face of black charcoal, busy with a busy head office. Young people, give him a little hope, and let them come out of despair. Now let Akin sing just to see the singing of this person.

    Although I don't know much about this aspect, I often come here and listen to more songs. Wei Ling can also distinguish some high and low. A Jin’s singing is OK, but it’s not enough. After training, it’s mixed at the top of the North District. As for what can be mixed up at that time, it’s up to him, or by the ability of their little band. .

    In the night building, where you can go to sing, it is entirely based on personal ability.

    In the bar, the resident singer must learn to promote the atmosphere, but also be smart enough, what songs to sing on any occasion, but also have certain ability to respond and adapt, and so on. These issues have been in the case of Wei Ling. At the end of the day, Ajin did not do well enough, but he believed that he could handle it. Besides, it is not possible to let them sing directly in the past. Even if the North District staff of the night building is arranged, Wei Ling will not force interference. When the time comes, he will say hello to people, so that Ye Hao’s people can help again. Arrange it.

    Just as A Jin long sang, and Wei Ling was thinking about it, Zheng sighed over another microphone in Wei Ling’s hand and began to pick it up.

    Zheng sighs that he doesn't drink much, but according to the current small body, these wines are enough to make him drunk and confused. Just now, now that the wine is coming up, Zheng Sheng walks in an "s" shape.

    After Zheng Yin heard the singing of Ajin, he suddenly had the idea of ​​singing.

    Drunk Zheng, staggered, as if to see the shaking of a lot of cat cage car, the screen turns, he seems to see that in order to avoid the cat, hiding in the dusty attic of his own, that in order to look like a stray cat jumped into the fish pond to take a cold shower, Go to a Persian cat Rob Pet card, waiting for the bus to be chased by the black cat …

    The picture turned again, Zheng sighed as if he was on a bus, listening to the driver madly pressing the horn, the sharp friction between the tire and the ground, and the driver's shout with a local accent. Turning on the lights on the road, the vehicles flow like blood, and everything around them seems to be fierce.

    And Zheng sighs himself, every day and the world is whispering.

    Suddenly I want to sing, sing, and sing.

    So, after Zheng Yan saw another microphone from Wei Ling, he used to fish in his arms.

    At 10 o'clock in the evening, the East Family of Chuhua University belongs to the district.

    Jiaojia.

    Jiao Dao and Jiao Ma did not sleep. After all, this is the first time that their own cats have come back from the door. Even if they know that Wei Ling is watching, I still don’t feel relieved. Just call me and explain it. .

    I was thinking, the phone in the bedroom was ringing.

    Jiao Da, who is close to the phone, quickly reached out and picked it up.

    However, at the moment of the connection, the scream of the "wow-wow" sentence that came from the earpiece of the earpiece, so that the Jiaojia couple who were preparing to ask a series of questions were silent for a while.

    When the receiver became quiet, Jiao Da asked: "What happened there?"

    "Black charcoal is drunk, now I am squatting, I am in the bathroom, it is quiet here."Said Weibian over there.

    "Do you drink it?!"Jiao Ma airway.

    Jiao Ma was also prepared to come over and grab a phone call to say a few words, was comforted by Jiao Da, and asked about the specific situation there.

    Wei Ling said a little, then walked out of the bathroom, came to the sofa, let Long Qi turn off the audio equipment, and then put the phone next to Zheng Zheng, who was doing it.

    Listening to the squeaking of the background sound, it made Jiao Da sure that it was true that his cat was right, but also very spirited and full of energy. However, compared to the past, the cat has become even more horrified and unscrupulous, and it is out of control.

    "Black charcoal?"Jiao Ma grabbed the phone and called a few times.

    Zheng sighed, feeling a bit strange, not accompaniment, quiet a lot, and then heard the voice from the phone, the snoring became smaller.

    "Isn't black charcoal coming back?"It is a small grapefruit.

    "Mom, what about black charcoal?"This is Jiao Yuan.

    The two children did not fall asleep. When they heard the phone call at home, they immediately kicked the quilt and climbed up and walked to the front of the parent's door to listen to their ears. Determined to be about their own cat, they knocked on the door. Their voice was also transmitted to Zheng Sui's ear by telephone. Not big, but Zheng Sing can still hear it.

    "Hey, go to sleep, black charcoal is singing with people."Jiao Da said to them.

    Here, Zheng sighed his head and thought about it for a while with a chaotic brain.

    Yes, I have not wandered now. If I am tired, I can go home. The small yard, the old building, some crowded top-floor houses…

    When I think about it, my mood suddenly became better.

    Wei Ling and Long Qi looked at the cat on the sofa and stopped screaming, then slammed it again and became very excited. The two octaves were not on the tone and they were hysterical. EDGE and Long Qi want to hit the wall. They are now envious of Akin who has drunk and slept, so that they don't have to endure this kind of suffering.

    The music didn't work, the microphone didn't work, and the cat could still get so excited!

    To this end, Wei Ling and Long Qi made a decision at the same time, and definitely can not drink this cat in the future! Do not live, you can't live!

    Wei Edge want to go out for a while, and afraid of Zheng do something unexpected things, since promised the Coke home people, will have to watch.

    Long Qi, a few times went up and wanted to take out the microphone that Zheng Xiu held in his arms. Thinking that there is no microphone, the cat is not expected to be embarrassed, but the hand has not been touched, the microphone has been scratched, and he has not scratched his hand. The smashing is the sleeves, which just bought a suit for two days, and the sleeves were scratched by the cat. I want to slip out and be pulled by Wei Ling, saying that I share the same pains. I am suffering from your sister!

    When Ye Hao came back from work, when he opened the door, he was stopped by the screaming. The sound insulation in the room was so good that it caused a huge auditory contrast immediately after the door was opened. (To be continued. )