Summon the Emperor System

"Admire! Admire! Admire!"

With a loud cry full of sarcasm, everyone in the Sun Nation who was scolded as dung flies and mud maggots turned red with red ears. In a very short period of time, no one could think of words to scold them back, and the face of the Minister of the Sun National Cabinet Zhengye changed from Qing Qing. yin……

Even though Jianren Takemoto, known as the number one talented man in the Sun Nation, has his brains fast, he still hasn't figured out how to fight back...

However, Sima Yi on the side of the Shenlong Kingdom has strode out, standing in front of Wuben Jianren with a body eighteen meters tall, looking down, pointing his nose with a feather fan in his hand, and yelling: "The eyes of the rat are observing the sea with a scorpion, and the yellow dog is sitting on the well and watching the sky. The skin monkey sensationalized and laughed out his teeth."

"Hahaha!"

After drinking, Yang Tian laughed for a while, then strode back into the queue.

Jianren Wuben, who was racking his brains and thinking about the words, was so drunk that he took a few steps back again, his expression was taken aback, and his lips suddenly twitched.

"Hahaha!"

At this time, the people of the Shenlong Kingdom who had just shouted ‘admired’ laughed with great cooperation.

"Hahaha!"

The laughter from the court came directly from far away.

"Hahaha!"

It was so cool to humiliate the enemy. Among them was an old minister with loose teeth who kept laughing hard, but he laughed so hard that he really lost two of his big teeth.

"Hahaha..."

Amid the humiliating laughter, everyone in the Sun Country bowed their heads and shrank their heads, in a panic.

Zhengye's face trembled slightly.

I was humiliated just now as a dung fly and mud maggot who was ignorant and unsightly. He was immediately laughed at for using a scoop to measure the sea, a dog sitting in a well, and a monkey who ran up to the lobby to make a ugly and betrayal. Takemoto Jianren was very anxious and forced. Calm, your mind is running fast...

"Interesting, I also come to improvise a song."

At this time, Jia Xu, who had always been low-key and unassuming, also planned to come out to join in the fun.

Seeing that it was a man wearing an ordinary gray cloth coat, even the humiliated Takemoto Jianren seemed to see the opportunity to stand up, calmed his mind, and shouted: "Where is the mountain villager who came out, he is also worthy to confront the number one talent in the Sun Country." Fu."

"Dare not dare."

Jia Xu smiled modestly, neither humble nor humble, and glanced at Wu Ben Jianren. His head is pointed, his body is thin, and he looks like a pin. In addition, he has the words in his heart immediately after he said that the dog looked down on people, and he smiled: "Next I improvise a song "Singing Needles" and give it to you."

Everyone present was shocked.

Wing Liu, Wing Chun, Wing Xue, I have never heard of anyone asking for a needle!

Jia Xu had already read: "Hailing a thousand hammers a needle, upside down the cloth upside down. The eyes are on the buttocks, only the clothes and the clothes are not recognized."

"you……"

The corner of Wuben Jianren's mouth trembled, as if he had received 10,000 critical hits, his face was red and purple, and he took a few steps back again.

"Hahaha!"

Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter in the hall again.

Jia Xu's poem is extremely clever. Not only attacked others, but at the same time ridiculed him for not knowing superiors.

"Hahaha!"

A needle, with eyes long on his butt, only recognizes clothes but not people. Looking at the appearance of Wuben Jianren, the people of Shenlong Nation felt more vivid and vivid as the aftertaste, and couldn't help laughing.

Listening to the roar of laughter, even the humiliated Wu Ben Jianren looked like eating a piece of shit, and his mind was completely messed up, and he couldn't organize the language for a while, and he was in a mess.

"Hahaha."

However, amidst a loud laughter, Zhuge Liang, the chic and elegant side of the Shenlong Kingdom, walked out again, and the feather fan pointed at Takemoto Jianren. He raised his breath and yelled: "The four-foot-three-inch jumper clown chants poems, I have never seen it like this. Shameless people!" Angrily waved his sleeves, and walked back.

"you……"

The screaming sound was like a hammering heart with an iron pestle, and Wu Ben Jianren trembled and his face was bitter.

"The four-foot-three-inch beam-jumping clown chanted poems, and I have never seen such a shameless person!" The people of the Shenlong Kingdom in the temple shouted again, shaking the sky.

"puff……"

"puff……"

"puff……"

Anxiously attacking his heart, Takemoto Jianren raised his head to the sky and spurted blood on the spot.

"puff……"

"puff……"

"puff……"

Zhuge Liang's two sentences are particularly lethal.

Damn, these people from the Shenlong Nation, no matter how they come out, they all export their words, and they have excellent literary talents whenever they speak, and all of them are offensive, completely cursing the dead and not paying for their lives.

Looking at Wu Ben Jianren with his head spurting blood, Zhao Hao clapped his hands on Da Le, his four major military divisions, cursing and cursing, but they were absolutely damaged. It is said that a bully counselor can scold people to death, and today he believes it.

Haha, Li Bai hasn't even spoken yet, and he has already vomited blood to the top talent in the Sun Nation.

Masano, the minister of the Sun Nation's cabinet, was completely stupid, with a look of bewilderment.

Everyone in the Sun Nation was downcast, and never expected that the number one talent in the Sun Nation would be defeated in this way.

"Li Bai, you are sending a poem from the people of the Sun Nation, so that these people with the light of the rat eyes can see what is called agility and talent." Zhao Hao was proud and unforgiving, and returned what he had just said.

Li Bai didn't bother to play, so he called Li Bai to play.

Writing poems and cursing people, how can you miss the poet Li Bai.

"Yes."

Li Bai first smiled helplessly, and then laughed boldly and openly: "The emperor, please give me pen and ink."

"Put the pen and ink." Zhao Hao said.

The pen and ink are neat.

Li Bai rolled up his sleeves, picked up his pen and dipped the ink. The pen was like a dragon, and he walked quickly on a piece of white paper, his posture flying and unrestrained.

Soon, a poem was finished, and a big poem was sprinkled, and he laughed and said: "This poem is specially made, and I will send it to you." With a bold wave of sleeves, he threw the poem paper to everyone in the Sun Country.

Everyone in the Sun Nation felt uneasy, and when they took a look at the paper, they were all stunned again.

I thought I was going to humiliate them again.

result……

It's really a poem, eloquent, without a dirty word, beautiful sentences, moving artistic conception, and fascinating.

"Lying Spring"

An Mei faintly smells the flowers.

Lie on the branch and hurt the bottom.

The distant smell is lying like water.

Easy to reach spring green.

The shore is like green.

The shore is green.

The shore seems to be green.

The shore is like spring and green...

Everyone in the Sun Nation was thinking about their tastes: Although this scholar is bold and unrestrained, he is not vicious, unlike the previous warlocks.

This poem is very artistic, and the poem is beautiful. The people of the sun country took the paper and couldn't help reading it according to the rhyme of the poem. As a result, what everyone heard was:

"I'm Stupid"

I have no culture.

My IQ is very low.

Ask who I am.

A stupid donkey.

I am a donkey.

I am a donkey.

I am a dumb donkey.

I'm a fool...

Listening to the people of the Sun Country, they were chanting with rhyme, and the people of the Shenlong Country in the main hall pressed their stomachs, their faces flushed.

"Hahahaha!"

Finally, I couldn't help it, and a burst of laughter burst into the sky.

Li Bai's literary talent is simply amazing, and he has cursed the level of a real gentleman. Zhuge Liang and others lamented that they were inferior.

This group of stupid donkeys..., Zhao Hao is also very happy, Mar Gobi, daring to come to me for a text, it is simply asking for death.

The civil and military are different. Next, let's see what tricks you can play.