Sword and Magic and Taxi

Chapter 92: Exercise before meals

   The paladins of Iomeida are strict with themselves. They have sophisticated equipment, but when they act in the wild, other things are very simple. Zhao Mai watched them summon their mounts back, let them return to the heavens, thus saving feed. Then, they took out the dry food from the backpack.

   It is a hard cake made from a mixture of barley flour, flour and oat flour, with hops and dandelions, and it is served with yogurt soaked in ale. As a normal man from a big food empire, he can't face a group of beautiful girls eating dry bread in front of him, and he doesn't do anything. He sighed and stopped this kind of heart abuse scene.

   "I'll make something for you to eat, alas..."

   What can Zhao Mai get out? It is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice, but he still has instant noodles brought from home. As an otaku living alone, he is naturally proficient in a variety of instant noodle making methods. But he cooked noodles for six people at once, and he didn't wear such a big pot.

   "Harouel, borrow your helmet and use it."

The paladins are all "rich men" wearing full body armor. The helmets are also crafted works of art, deep and sharp, without holes, just for making pots—if it’s the art of elves, there’s no way. Yes, the dwarf’s helmet is too thick and it’s quite troublesome to heat up. Zhao Mai probably estimated that four helmets are enough to cook for six people, and pots and bowls can be solved.

  Using water-making technique, calling out the force of nature, condensing moisture from the surrounding air. The local area is adjacent to swamps and forests, and the air is humid. Zhao Mai has enough water to clean the "guokui" without any effort, and then boil the water. Under the gaze of the Paladin sister, Zhao Mai opened the instant noodles and threw them in. He has already figured out that instant noodles are stored for a long time and taste good, but the same weight occupies a larger volume, which is not appropriate to carry. It's better to take this opportunity to sell favors and please the Paladins.

   With the sauce bag, after a while, the scent will diffuse. Compared to Glarion's cooking habits, the rich seasonings in instant noodles have never seen this group of Paladins. Aomede is the tallest of all, her father is a powerful wizard, and there is no shortage of rare things in the family. But the instant noodles still surprised her, her appetite became more and more exuberant, and she seemed a little uncontrollable.

   Especially in the scattered fragrance, there seems to be a faint smell of herbs and a faint smell of alchemy items, which evokes Harou's memory of his father. On him, there will always be the weird, slightly irritating smell of the casting materials. This smell combined with the sickly hot flashes on her mother's body, is Harou's all taste memories of home.

   "Unfortunately, there are no eggs. I can only put some ham slices." Zhao Mai sliced ​​the smoked ham with a knife and threw it in while the water was boiling. "It will be fine in two minutes, and everyone can start eating."

As soon as   's words fell, a twisted and ugly arrow fell in the middle of the stove, and then a woouyaya charge came from the forest. "Who is dereliction of duty and not keeping watch?!" Harou yelled, holding up the holy emblem and chanting the spell: "The successor goddess shows power and protects the weak from evil!"

   A ray of light radiated from the holy emblem and directly enveloped Zhao Mai. Combined with the previous call sign, Zhao Mai knew that this was a "protect others" spell. If Zhao Mai was hurt, half of it would be shared with Harou. But this spell requires the caster and the subject to wear the same platinum ring, so it is often jokingly called "wife, I will protect you", so Zhao Mai couldn't help asking, "Where is the ring?"

   Harou's reaction was very quick, and the others were not slow. As a result of long-term training, they immediately got up, drew out their weapons, held them in their hands, and cast spells separately. The blessing technique can immediately make everyone's body reach the best state of motion, and the person who uses the detection of evil is reporting the number and approximate direction of the enemy. A paladin casts light on the companion's javelin, and his companion throws the javelin back along the trajectory of the enemy's arrow to provide illumination for all.

   At the same time, about fifteen goblins wielded axes and scimitars, stepped on fallen leaves and dead branches on the ground, and launched a charge on the female knights. This should be a raid team, all goblins are wearing armor, which shows that they are all "warriors who can make money." As for the leader, he was wearing an obviously unfit chain mail, holding a heavy dwarf axe high in his hand, and constantly screaming fiercely. Zhao Mai smiled, the dwarf heavy axe was thick, short and heavy, and dense. Dwarves like to pour lead into it, which adds to the quality and is especially powerful when chopped. There is no solid type with a low center of gravity like the dwarf, it is quite difficult to use this weapon.

   "Protect our food, never let goblins approach or destroy it!" Harou yelled, took his shield over, and thrust it into the ground. They are all equipped with uniform shields, with an arc-shaped top and a sharp low-end, resembling a drop-shaped cavalry shield upside down. The female paladins have a tacit understanding. They all put their shields on the ground and erected a shield wall for Sipot instant noodles.

   "I will lead the charge!" said a long black-haired female holy horse: "I will use the charge to wash away the stains that I have failed to investigate due diligence!"

   "Lead the charge and halve dinner!" Harou was not merciful at all.

  All the paladins have a look~www.NovelMTL.com~ It turns out that the battle performance is linked to the number of dinners! The gurgling belly and the fragrant scent of rice are more inspiring than the majestic drum. Although none of them are barbarians, from the sudden red eyes, it can be seen that rage is only a matter of mood, not career choice.

   Zhao Mai is taken care of and enjoys the same treatment as instant noodles, that is, he can squat behind the shield wall. He instantly assessed the situation on the field, knowing that the victory of the Paladins was obvious. In order to prevent the enemy from escaping and avoid being harassed again during the meal, he chanted a spell and kindly used entanglement to cut off the goblin's retreat. The forest environment has undoubtedly strengthened the effect of this spell, and the twisted branches and thorns obviously exude the feeling of "it is all trouble as soon as you approach."

   "Reserve food, defend and guard." Zhao Mai gave the order, squatting behind the shield, watching the other direction vigilantly to prevent more goblins from sneaking and attacking from the other side. However, the Paladins also thought of this. The five knights formed a three- and two-tiered charge, leaving one as a reserve team, and at the same time used the detection of evil to always control the battlefield situation.

   Even if the situation gets worse, the Paladins can heal and protect each other, and their martial arts are strong enough. As long as the command system does not collapse, or encounters a powerful and insidious caster, Zhao Mai can't think of the possibility of them losing to this group of goblins.

   If you want to eat noodles, you must use your hands and a knife. I don’t know if they have a fork. Zhao Mai thought for a while, looked down for the slender branches, and saw if he could teach them to use chopsticks.

   That must be fun, much better than playing goblins~www.NovelMTL.com~ Book friends are welcome to visit and read, the latest, fastest and hottest serial works are all at ~www.NovelMTL.com~ Please read it for mobile phone users.

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