Taking advantage of my girl brother's stupidity, fooling her into being my wife

"Okay, no problem, just do as you say, Qin Xiaoyu!"

"Then let's pull the hook"

"Why pull the hook, Qin Xiaoyu, are you childish? We are not primary school students, so you still pull the hook?"

"Oh, this is a ceremony, okay, Lao Chen, why don't you cooperate, hurry up, pull the hook" Qin Xiaoyu said coquettishly, Chen Kai smiled helplessly, then stretched out his hand and pulled Qin Xiaoyu hook.

Although the behavior of pulling the hook is a little naive, for a person who has lived for sixty or seventy years and then reborn.

But as long as Qin Xiaoyu likes it, he is also willing to be naive with her.

"Okay, then we have just checked the box, so we have to do what we say."

"No one is allowed to have a second brother of the opposite sex, and it is best not to get closer to the opposite sex."

"What, it's okay not to have a second brother of the opposite sex. If you don't make friends, you won't make friends, and you won't let you get closer to the opposite sex?"

"Qin Xiaoyu, do you want me to be single for the rest of my life and be a loner all my life?"

Chen Kai continued: "I've just started college and I'm busy with some things in college. I'm still at the stage of adapting to the environment. It's okay if I don't get close to the opposite sex."

"However, if it takes a long time, I want to talk about a girlfriend, Qin Xiaoyu, you can't stop me from getting in touch with girls, right?"

"I want to be a father, but I want a daughter. Don't let me get closer to the opposite sex. How can I realize my wish?"

"What if I can't find a girlfriend after graduation, can you afford it?"

Qin Xiaoyu giggled, then patted him on the shoulder.

"No, Lao Chen, look at your good looks, and your career and music talents are so powerful, how can you not find a girlfriend, no, no!"

"If it doesn't work, I can give you..."

Qin Xiaoyu originally wanted to say, if it really doesn't work, I'll be your girlfriend!

However, Qin Xiaoyu usually bluffs, and at critical moments, he is a coward, and dare not say anything when it comes to his lips.

Then he said directly, "It's really not possible, I'll introduce you to a girlfriend!"

But still secretly said in my heart, "Hey, I will introduce myself to you then"

Chen Kai nodded, "Okay, this is the Qin Xiaoyu you mentioned."

"If I can't find a girlfriend or become a father in the future, I will definitely settle accounts with you."

"Okay, then I promise you, try not to get too close to other girls in the future"

"Hehehe, Lao Chen, you are so kind! I myself feel that my request is a little too much"

"After all, the two of us are just brothers. It seems that I don't have the position to ask you not to get too close to other girls."

"But Lao Chen, you know, you know me"

"I'm just... the biggest problem is that I'm too possessive! Do you still remember that there was a time before when you and Zhang Ming were very close, and I felt a little uncomfortable at that time?"

"Because I think, Lao Chen, you and I are the best brothers, so I must get all of you"

"I mean, all your friendship must be spent on me"

"If you give half of your friendship to others, then I will really be a little... a little, oops, I don't know how to say it"

Chen Kai didn't know why, he was too clear.

Qin Xiaoyu's character is like this, he is very possessive by nature.

So the more he thought about this, the more Chen Kai felt indebted. He could imagine Qin Xiaoyu as a very possessive girl.

In the previous life, when he told Qin Xiaoyu that he liked a girl.

One can imagine how sad Qin Xiaoyu was at that time.

"Don't worry, Qin Xiaoyu, put away your unnecessary worries."

"Okay, go upstairs and put your clothes at home. It's still early. Didn't you just say that you want to play billiards? Don't waste time here."

Qin Xiaoyu nodded hummingly: "Okay."

Immediately afterwards, the two of them went upstairs together and put the five sets of clothes that Qin Xiaoyu bought for themselves behind the living room at home.

He followed Qin Xiaoyu to lock the door.

Then he went straight out of the community, and there was a billiard hall nearby, and the two of them went straight there.

Played billiards for over an hour.

A little tired, Qin Xiaoyu took a sip of a bottle of yogurt, and then took a rest beside him.

"Old Chen, do you think I'm quite smart? Last time you complained about my poor billiard skills, I also concentrated on my studies."

"Look at that ball just now, didn't I hit it beautifully?"

"Admiration of my learning ability?"

"I'm not bragging to you, Old Chen. For a smart girl like me, if anyone marries me in the future, she will definitely be lucky, you know?"

Chen Kai has seen people who praise him that way, but he has never seen someone who praises himself as straightforwardly as Qin Xiaoyu.

If it is someone else, boasting about yourself may give people a narcissistic sense of sight.

Or Puxin's sense of sight.

But Qin Xiaoyu praised himself, and paired with Fengtian's accent, it was like a scumbag in Beijing.

It just feels inexplicably funny.

It's a bit overwhelming, like talking about stand-up comedy.

The main reason is that Qin Xiaoyu is so simple-minded, usually too funny, it is simply a source of happiness.

Chen Kai said: "Oh really, how can I see that?"

"Just now you said that anyone who marries you must be lucky. Where is the theoretical basis for this?"

"Does it need to be said? I am so beautiful, but also gentle and introverted"

"And I have a strong learning ability. Didn't you say that I am in love brain before, old Chen? Although after I figured out what love brain means, I don't think it is a good word for praise, but don't you think that being a love brain husband is very good. Is it happiness?"

"That's the kind. When you fall in love, you can't help but want to spend money on men. Don't you think it's nice to have such a wife?"

"Plus, I have a pretty good personality, right? Especially the one who is usually taciturn and doesn't talk much. If there is a wife like me who is happy every day, after a long time, I should be able to Are you infected?"

"To sum up, don't you think, old Chen, that if anyone marries me in the future, it will be really lucky?"

Chen Kai listened to Qin Xiaoyu boasting about himself solemnly.

He analyzed it rationally.

First, I took a sip of the drink. I was a little thirsty. I just played billiards for more than an hour.

Then went on to say:

"Qin Xiaoyu, what you said just now... how should I put it, you are beautiful, you are beautiful, gentle is okay, sometimes"

"Usually careless, talking and funny, it's really fun to stay with you"

"I think, even if you are usually dull, or often emo, even if you have depression, after being with you for a long time, there is a high probability that you will be infected by you."

"It's all right"

"But as for being introverted, Qin Xiaoyu, are you sure you're an introvert?"

Qin Xiaoyu asked, "What do you mean, am I not an introvert?"

"Then you may have a wrong understanding of the word introvert"

Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu rested for a while, and then played billiards for another hour.

After the end, it was almost seven o'clock in the evening.

Qin Xiaoyu was also hungry, and he had made an appointment with his aunt Yang Anni to have dinner together in the evening, and it was almost here.

So at this moment, looking at Chen Kai, he said:

"Old Chen, it's past seven o'clock in the evening. Didn't we make an appointment with my aunt to go to the chicken pot on Nanguan Road in Jiangbei for dinner?"

"Should we go, let's go early?"

"I don't know if my aunt has arrived at this time"

"Let's go"

"After playing billiards for more than two hours, I'm a little hungry, hehehe"

Chen Kai replied:

"Okay, it's really getting late, not only you, I'm a little hungry too"

"Then let's go"

After leaving the billiard hall, Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu took a taxi directly, and then went to the location of the Jigong Pot on Nanguan Road, Jiangbei.

It's not very far from here, about ten minutes or so.

Because it is Saturday, it is a rest day, so there are more cars on the street, and it is evening, so it is normal to have a little traffic jam.

However, I arrived at the door of the store in about 20 minutes.

After getting off the taxi, Qin Xiaoyu subconsciously paid the taxi fare.

Then he said to the master driver very socially, "Master driver, you have worked hard to drive us all the way!"

"Wow, master, you look quite young, your child should not be as old as mine, right?"

"Boy or girl, go to school in Jiangbei?"

"If you go to high school, then maybe you are still an alumnus with me, and you will be my next junior or junior."

Qin Xiaoyu looked familiar, from old men and old ladies in their 70s and 80s to children of a few years old, there was almost nothing Qin Xiaoyu couldn't talk to.

I was so confused by the driver directly.

I thought to myself, this little girl looks pretty, but it's a pity that she has a big mouth.

Isn't she pretty when she's not talking?

This opening, good guy looks like a laser gun, no, like a cannon.

Chen Kai stretched out his hand directly and put it on Qin Xiaoyu's shoulder.

Then he covered Qin Xiaoyu's mouth and interrupted the casting.

Then he said to the driver master: "Sorry master, I made you laugh, my sister talks too much"

"Master, go pick up other guests, we are here"

Chen Kai covered Qin Xiaoyu's mouth, then turned around and walked towards the store in front of him.

Qin Xiaoyu's mouth was covered by Chen Kai, and then made a whining sound.

"Old Chen, why are you covering my mouth? Don't let me speak. I'm so uncomfortable!"

"Besides, when you introduced me to the driver just now, how did you say that I am your sister? When I was sick, you said the same thing to the dormitory auntie in order to enter our girls' dormitory. To cooperate, I called Call me brother, why, you don’t take it seriously, do you?”

"Do you really think of me as your sister?"

Of course.

Be a brother first, then a sister, and finally have a baby in his arms.

"The two of us are of the same generation, so don't try to take advantage of me."

"If you want to be, then I will be your sister! Lao Chen, quickly call Sister Yu to let me listen, hehehe"