Taking advantage of my girl brother's stupidity, fooling her into being my wife

Seeing that Qin Xiaoyu was struggling with the question of who liked whom first, Chen Kai said directly, "That's impossible, Qin Xiaoyu, don't think I don't know about the things you secretly did while I was asleep."

"So you still dare to say that I liked you first? Are you sure it wasn't you who liked me first?"

Chen Kai was talking nonsense in a serious manner, but in fact, if he remembered correctly, he should have secretly kissed Qin Xiaoyu first...

However, the more you do this, the more you will overwhelm the opponent in terms of momentum.

Qin Xiaoyu saw Chen Kai's aura so strong, and immediately became cowardly, "Ah? Old Chen...you, what are you talking about, when did I secretly kiss you while you were asleep, don't spread rumors , why am I that kind of person? I'm not that kind of person"

"Don't you know me yet? I'm such a quiet person, and I can't be more pure in my thoughts."

"How could I kiss you while you were asleep, just kidding, how do you say I look like a female hooligan?"

"If it's Jiajia, it's really possible to do this kind of thing."

Qin Xiaoyu directly dragged Wang Jiajia out, and then said, "But if it were me, I definitely wouldn't. Or...Old Chen, do you have evidence, do you have evidence? No, right, without you, you can't mess around." explain"

"Yes." Chen Kai replied directly.

What? Have evidence? How could there be evidence? Old Chen must be defrauding himself, yes, it must be.

He can't have evidence.

But Qin Xiaoyu thought about it just now, and seemed to think of something suddenly.

"Did I forget something?"

Chen Kai said directly, "Qin Xiaoyu, do I need to remind you, that morning, before I woke up... did you put your face on my mouth and take a picture with your phone? How many photos?"

"If I'm not wrong, those photos should still be in your phone. I've seen your phone, and there's nothing in the photo album. They're all normal photos of the two of us together."

"However, it doesn't rule out that you put it in the private album, do you dare to let me look at the phone?"

"Ah???" Qin Xiaoyu stared at her big eyes, and was immediately stunned. Isn't it true that Lao Chen is so clever? Do you know this?

Could it be that he pretended to be asleep that morning? He didn't sleep at all, but he actually woke up a long time ago?

"Old Chen, I, I don't, how can I have those photos in my phone, no, no, really no"

Qin Xiaoyu quickly denied it, and then immediately stood up from the sofa, scratching her hair, "Oh, by the way, isn't auntie's dinner almost ready? I can already smell the aroma."

Qin Xiaoyu immediately changed the subject, if Lao Chen knew that he not only kissed him while he was still asleep, but also took a lot of photos as souvenirs.

He even hid it in the private photo album of his mobile phone, he must have thought he was a pervert! And she's a pervert.

Wouldn't the image of a lady in Lao Chen's mind collapse completely?

According to a saying in the game, it is called human design.

Wouldn't my own personality collapse? That's not okay. Even if my image in Lao Chen's mind can't be called a lady, at least it can't be a pervert!

So he changed the subject tactfully, then came to the kitchen, and opened the kitchen door.

"Mom, is dinner ready? How many dishes have you cooked? I smelled the aroma in the living room just now. I'm so hungry. When are we going to have dinner?"

"By the way, hasn't Dad come back yet? Are there so many people in the store today? Then do you need me and Lao Chen to go to the store to help Dad take care of it? Is he too busy with the store staff alone?"

Li Chunmei, who was cooking in the kitchen, replied at this time, "It's all right, I just sent him a message and said he would be back in half an hour."

"Today is the weekend, so it's normal for the store to be busy. It will be busy every week to Saturday and Sunday, but it doesn't matter. He can do it alone. Besides, there are shop assistants. Don't worry about everything."

"By the way, Xiaoyu, why did you come out? Aren't you and Chen Kai chatting in the living room, aren't you watching TV? Why did you come out suddenly? Did you two quarrel?"

quarrel?

It is very inappropriate to put this word on my side and Lao Chen, why?

Because it is very simple, it is absolutely impossible for me and Lao Chen to quarrel.

Even if there is some friction on the same matter, or there is a certain difference of opinion... then Qin Xiaoyu will never quarrel with Chen Kai.

He would even take the initiative to wrong himself, this is Qin Xiaoyu.

So Qin Xiaoyu shook his head, and then said seriously, "No, Mom, how could you say that? Lao Chen and I didn't quarrel. We have a very good relationship, especially during the period after the summer vacation. We never even had a quarrel or anything, never once.”

"Then you two were enjoying watching TV and chatting in the living room, why did you come over suddenly?"

"Are you hungry? Why don't you eat some first, this fried chicken fillet is not bad, why don't you try it, let's put it on first, I just bought several packs"

"Oh okay, I just happen to be a little hungry hehe." Qin Xiaoyu rubbed his belly, then smiled naively.

Picking up the plate of fried chicken tenders, Qin Xiaoyu was going to take it to the living room, and eat it with Lao Chen later while watching TV.

I am indeed a little hungry.

But before leaving the kitchen, Qin Xiaoyu took this plate of fried chicken tenders and fed one to Li Chunmei, "Mom, eat one first."

"Well, Xiaoyu is so good." Li Chunmei smiled slightly, and then stroked Qin Xiaoyu's hair.

"Okay, the smell of cooking oil is too strong here, don't stay here, Xiaoyu, you can go out quickly"

"Oh okay, then I'll go out first, remember to call me if you need my help." Qin Xiaoyu nodded, and walked out of the kitchen.

He came to the living room with the plate of fried chicken just now, and sat down on the sofa.

Qin Xiaoyu said, "Old Chen, are you hungry? I just...uh, I just went to the kitchen to see if there is anything to eat. Isn't this a plate of freshly baked fried chicken tenders, delicious? It smells delicious, do you want to eat some?"

"I just fed my aunt one, but I haven't eaten it myself. I'll try one now to see how it tastes. It must be delicious!"

Qin Xiaoyu picked up a fried chicken tenderloin, and just after taking a bite, he immediately exclaimed, "Wow, it's really delicious, Lao Chen, try it, why don't you eat this from me, I just took a bite!"

"You shouldn't dislike me!"

"In the past, the two of us were brothers. You didn't dislike me at that time. Now you like me so much, you love me to death in your heart. Since this is the case, you shouldn't dislike me even more?"

"Old Chen, prove it to me, to show that you don't dislike me"

Qin Xiaoyu handed the fried chicken leg that he had just eaten to Chen Kai, to see if he could eat it or not.

Chen Kai shook his head.

"Old Chen, what do you mean, you obviously like me, but do you still despise me?"

"It's not that I hate you, it's just that I want to eat imported food"

"Imported?" Qin Xiaoyu thought it meant domestic and imported.

So he frowned directly, then put aside the fried chicken fillet he had just eaten, coughed twice, and looked at Chen Kai solemnly.

"Old Chen, look at me, yes, just look at me like that, I have to talk to you properly"

Seeing Qin Xiaoyu's serious expression, Chen Kai couldn't help but want to laugh.

It was the first time I saw Qin Xiaoyu with such a serious face, and I was really not used to it, mainly because Qin Xiaoyu was always laughing and joking, not serious, with a smile on his face every day, all day long Nervous.

But with such a serious look like now, that's really not too much.

However, Chen Kai is not used to it because he is too funny in normal times.

"Old Chen, be serious, don't be joking, I'm telling you to be serious." Qin Xiaoyu said seriously, "First of all, I want to correct a very serious mistake of yours. Do you know what this mistake is?"

"Just now, when I asked you to eat this fried chicken fillet, you actually said that you want to eat imported ones. What do you mean, Lao Chen, you can't worship foreigners, you know, we are all Chinese, domestic fried chicken fillet is also very good , quack delicious, quack crunchy”

"Why do you want to eat imported ones? Are foreign ones that good? I think they are so-so. During Chinese New Year, my father also bought foreign chicken tenders. The ones I ate were unpalatable and expensive."

"Old Chen, why are you looking at me like that? I mean seriously, you can't make a serious thought mistake on this issue, you know? Tell me, domestic fried chicken tenders are very It’s delicious, even foreign dogs don’t eat it”

What Qin Xiaoyu said just now made Chen Kai's CPU go crazy.

Qin Xiaoyu, are you allergic to romance?

As expected of a straight girl of steel, Tie Hanhan.

Does the imported one I mentioned mean the same thing as the imported fried chicken tenders you mentioned?

What Chen Kai said, wanting to eat imported fried chicken tenders, means very, very simple.

After Qin Xiaoyu took a bite first, Chen Kai ate the imported chicken tenderloin in Qin Xiaoyu's mouth, commonly known as imported chicken tenderloin.

And the one Qin Xiaoyu mentioned was imported chicken tenders from abroad.

Is this a meaning? It's so different, so Chen Kai can't laugh or cry.

No matter how ambiguous and romantic the scene is, Qin Xiaoyu, a straight steel girl who grew up in Fengtian, can always make the scene very funny.

Chen Kai felt that black lines were about to appear on his face, and then a group of crows flew over his head, and then a string of ellipses appeared.

"Old Chen, why are you silent? Why don't you speak? Is what I just said too serious? I don't blame you. Don't get me wrong. I mean to say"

"What do you mean, Qin Xiaoyu, what you mean is wrong"

Chen Kai replied directly, "The import I just mentioned is not the same as what you understand."

"Ah, it's not the same thing? No way, can importing have any other meaning?" Qin Xiaoyu asked seriously.

"Old Chen, tell me, what do you mean?"

"What I mean is, Qin Xiaoyu, take a bite first and do as I say"

"Oh well, then I'll take a bite first." Qin Xiaoyu just took a bite of fried chicken fillet, then chewed it and swallowed it.

Chen Kai: "..."

"Qin Xiaoyu, don't swallow it, don't chew it, I didn't let you eat it!"

"Just let you take a bite and put it on your tongue"

"Oh that's it, then I understand." Qin Xiaoyu nodded, and then took another bite, putting it on his tongue without chewing or swallowing.

Holding the piece of fried chicken tenderloin in his mouth, he said, "Old Chen, then what?"

"Then"

Chen Kai didn't say anything, he grabbed Qin Xiaoyu's hands decisively, his fingers crossed with Qin Xiaoyu, he pushed Qin Xiaoyu down on the sofa, and then directly blocked Qin Xiaoyu's mouth, and then Eat the piece of fried chicken fillet in the mouth of the little fish.

It's a pity that it's not chewing gum, otherwise it could be pulled out more or less.

Qin Xiaoyu was stunned and almost didn't react.

After eating, Chen Kai said, "Qin Xiaoyu, you should now understand what it means to import chicken tenders."

ah? Is this the import?

After a while, Chen Kai let go of Qin Xiaoyu's hand.

After all, his mother was still in the kitchen, so he didn't care, but he was mainly concerned about Xiaoyu.

Then Qin Xiaoyu said, "Old Chen, do you know that you just startled me, suddenly took my hand, and threw me down on the sofa? I thought what were you going to do?"

"What can I do? My mother is in the kitchen. What do you think I can do?" Chen Kai replied.

"Oh, that's right, you don't even have the guts to measure it, hehehe"

Qin Xiaoyu was a little shy just now, her face was a little red, and her heart beat a lot faster.

It was already a rather ambiguous atmosphere, but the next second he immediately became serious.

Then the style of painting becomes funny again.

"Hehehe, Old Chen, I don't think you will have the courage. Auntie is in the kitchen. I don't believe you dare to do anything to me. After all, you are so cowardly. I don't know you yet. I will lend you 100 courage You dare not, no, I will lend you 10,000 guts."

It was the first time that Chen Kai was questioned like this.

And it was Qin Xiaoyu.

If it wasn't for the fact that he was a reborn person, and his mentality was calmer and calmer, if he wanted to change to an ordinary young man, he would probably have said what he said just now.

Then she must be given a good education, so that she can experience the dangers of society.

Chen Kai said, "Qin Xiaoyu, you'd better not jump repeatedly on the minefield."

"otherwise"

"Otherwise, I will, I will jump." Qin Xiaoyu giggled, mainly because this guy is really happy.

Knowing that Lao Chen likes her in his heart, Qin Xiaoyu feels that this is more money than her, or winning millions of millions in the lottery makes Qin Xiaoyu excited.

And Qin Xiaoyu was still muttering in her heart, "Hey, I just said, I am such a beautiful woman, how could Lao Chen not like me, it seems that Jiajia really understands the relationship between men and women , is really a love expert"

"Then shall I continue to follow Jiajia's suggestion? Find a chance to press Lao Chen against the wall and give him a strong kiss?"