Taoist Master and the Cat

"Daoist, did you secretly give Su Miaomiao a gift?"

As soon as Su Miaomiao left 801, Gu Jialing jumped up from the sofa in the living room, ran all the way to the door of Xie Jingyuan's room, and looked at Xie Jingyuan suspiciously.

Xie Jingyuan was still recalling Su Miaomiao's strange behavior just now.

It's fine to peep at him frequently, maybe she's planning some tricks to pat him on the head?

"No." Looking at Gu Jialing, Xie Jingyuan turned to the laptop screen.

Gu Jialing didn't believe it: "You didn't give me a gift, why is she smiling like she stole it?"

Xie Jingyuan's face changed slightly.

The original meaning of stealing meat is to steal meat, and the extended meaning is to have an affair between a man and a woman.

There is no meat in his room, so what is Gu Jialing suspecting?

Xie Jingyuan looked over coldly.

Gu Jialing: "... If you don't send it, you don't send it. Why are you so fierce?"

He quickly closed the door of Xie Jingyuan's room to block the icy gaze of the Master Qingxu.

"It's okay, don't bother the Taoist priest."

Xu Shou heard the movement, came out from the opposite bedroom, and warned Gu Jialing in a low voice.

Only he who has chosen a double major knows how busy the Taoist priest is, but cats and **** are always causing trouble for the Taoist priest.

Gu Jialing glared at him: "Whoever disturbs the Taoist priest knows how to hate me all day long. Just now Su Miaomiao took the Taoist priest to watch Nemo together, why don't you go and discipline her?"

Xu Shou remained silent, as expected the cat was the most worrying one.

Gu Jialing pulled Xu Shou back to the room, closed the door, and analyzed the abnormality when Su Miaomiao left.

"Really, she smiled so happily, it's almost like receiving a jewelry gift!"

Xu Shou didn't bother to guess, anyway, the Taoist priest had his own reasons for doing things, and those who didn't make any reason were just playing tricks and entanglement, and the Taoist priest couldn't bear to disturb him.

Eight hundred and two

Su Miaomiao took a shower in a happy mood, put all the dirty clothes into the washing machine, and set it to the "quick wash" mode.

The washing machine started to spin, and the bathroom door was closed, so there was no loud noise.

Last night, Su Miaomiao fell asleep early because she had nothing to do. Now, Su Miaomiao leaned on the sofa with her notebook in her arms, searching for some interactive videos between cat slaves and cat owners.

In her previous life, Su Miaomiao had always been a wild cat and had never been adopted by anyone, so she didn't know that humans who raised cats would treat cats as their masters.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, the cat slave will clean up the dirty paws of ordinary cats, and the Taoist priest also takes care of her in this way.

very nice.

Looking at those cat videos again, Su Miaomiao doesn't think cats are ugly. She specializes in researching cat owners' tolerance towards cats, and how well other cat owners are willing to treat cats.

During this process, Su Miaomiao also discovered that sometimes the cat slaves are really angry, but as long as the cats walk over and rub against them, or jump on their laps or even just lie down next to them, the cat slaves will show their anger. Happy, happy emoticon.

It can be seen that the cats are very smart, and they know that they should give some rewards to the cat slaves from time to time, otherwise the cat slaves may become disheartened and never support the cat owner again.

Just like the little Taoist priests of Qingxu Temple, if Xie Jingyuan can't provide them with benefits, why would the little Taoist priests still listen to Xie Jingyuan?

There are some truths that people and cats communicate with each other.

While Su Miaomiao watched with relish, she drew inferences in her heart.

The washing machine stopped spinning, Su Miaomiao looked at the bathroom, picked up her phone and sent a message to Xie Jingyuan: Taoist priest, come and help me dry my clothes.

Xie Jingyuan: Yes.

Su Miaomiao showed a satisfied smile in response to this reply. Although the Taoist leader is sometimes very serious, he is generally very competent in supporting her.

After scrolling through another video, Su Miaomiao heard the sound of unlocking the door.

Xie Jingyuan thought she had already got into bed like yesterday, so he pushed open the door and saw her sitting cross-legged on the sofa, Xie Jingyuan was stunned for a second.

Su Miaomiao smiled at him.

Xie Jingyuan: ...

Gu Jialing's description was correct, it really was a sneaky smile.

He closed the door and asked lightly, "Why haven't you slept yet?"

Su Miaomiao: "I'm watching the video, I'm not sleepy yet."

Xie Jingyuan was very surprised. She used to have no interest in human novels, film and television dramas, including other cultures and arts, unless it was related to cats.

Xie Jingyuan walked to the sofa and sat down.

The notebook was held in Su Miaomiao's arms, Xie Jingyuan went to look at the screen, and smelled the shower gel all over her body, the clear and sweet peach fragrance.

Some childhood memories crept up.

In the supermarket, she sniffed every scent of shower gel, and finally picked up the peach scent, and said to him with a smile: "It's better to see the Taoist priest, the peach scent is indeed the best smell."

But Xie Jingyuan only likes to eat fruits like peaches, and he always uses the basic ones for his toiletries.

After thinking about it, Xie Jingyuan saw the picture on the laptop screen.

A tabby cat is coquettishly licking its owner's finger.

Xie Jingyuan: ...

He quickly left the sofa, seeing that Su Miaomiao was still watching seriously, he frowned and asked, "Why did you suddenly see this? Didn't you say those cats are ugly?"

In her eyes, all other cats are ugly cats except her.

Su Miaomiao looked at the female cat slave in the video, and then looked at the Qingxu Temple owner who belonged to her on the opposite side, and replied seriously: "The Taoist priest treats me well, and I also want to learn how to make the Taoist priest happy."

Xie Jingyuan: ...

Who asked her to make him happy?

What methods did she think would make him happy? Lick his fingers like a cat?

Xie Jingyuan went straight to the bathroom, and a minute later, he crossed the living room with a clothes drying bucket expressionlessly, and went to the balcony.

Su Miaomiao thought he didn't know there was a light on the balcony, so she jumped over with her notebook in her arms and pressed the switch.

The light was bright, clearly illuminating the girl's underwear in Xie Jingyuan's hand, and two peaches were printed on the white material.

Xie Jingyuan remained expressionless.

Su Miaomiao also returned to the sofa.

All the clothes were dried, Xie Jingyuan ignored Su Miaomiao who was addicted to the video, and put the clothes drying bucket back into the bathroom.

There was some water on the ground, Xie Jingyuan was mopping the floor while trying to find the reasons why she was acting strange tonight.

Suddenly, a cat with a peach smell came over from one side, and gently rubbed the top of its head against his arm.

Xie Jingyuan froze.

Su Miaomiao felt that this posture was not easy to exert strength, so she hugged his waist and continued to rub while looking at the two in the mirror.

Xie Jingyuan: "Is there another gift you want?"

Su Miaomiao smiled: "No."

Xie Jingyuan: "Then why are you hugging me?"

Su Miaomiao: "I like you, I hug you if I like you, doesn't the Taoist priest like this?"

Xie Jingyuan was also looking at the mirror, looking at her innocent smiling face in the mirror, those clear eyes, free from any worldly desires.

Love is also a kind of desire.

"I don't like it, don't hug me like this in the future." Xie Jingyuan pulled her hand away, turned the direction indifferently, and turned the mop head towards Su Miaomiao.

Su Miaomiao retreated to the door, frowned and asked him, "Why doesn't the Taoist priest like it? I think other people like cats rubbing against them."

Xie Jingyuan didn't raise his head: "Cats can rub, but human figures can't. Adult men and women can only rub like that when they are in love or married."

Su Miaomiao looked at her own hand, which was white and smooth without cat hair or pink paw pads, pouted unhappily.

"Then what to do in the future, you treat me well, I can't make you happy."

Xie Jingyuan finally looked over again: "Who told you to make me happy? I don't need it."

Su Miaomiao watched him mopping the floor, and muttered in a low voice: "If I can't make you happy, what will you do if you don't support me anymore?"

Xie Jingyuan: "You are not a cat now, so you don't need to be raised."

Su Miaomiao's eyes were persistent, and she felt a little wronged: "I am a cat, a cat of Qingxuguan. You brought me back, so you have to raise me."

Daoist really dared to abandon her, just like a human being abandons an ordinary cat, Su Miaomiao dared to knock over his computer, water glass, and scratch the sofa and cabinet!

Xie Jingyuan understood this kind of persistence, and Xu Shou was just as determined to be loyal to him.

Avoiding Su Miaomiao's gaze, he promised in a low voice: "Okay, unless you want to leave by yourself, I will always... take care of you."

Su Miaomiao was satisfied.

When she turned around, Xie Jingyuan said helplessly: "Stop watching those videos, I don't need you to learn to make me happy."

Su Miaomiao has already seen it.

Thinking about it, the Taoist priest is not an ordinary human being, so how could he be easily coaxed by those simple methods.

Turning off the notebook, Su Miaomiao got under the covers and contacted Zhao Lu: Xu Shou doesn't like being rubbed by his cat, and he doesn't like it when he gets close. How can the cat make him happy?

Zhao Lu: No, I don’t like these things. Why does he keep cats?

Su Miaomiao was still thinking about this question, and Zhao Lu sent another message: Do you have a picture of their cat? Is that cat too ugly? Xu Shou only raised the cat because of his kindness, so this can explain why there are no cat photos in his mobile phone.

Su Miaomiao immediately replied: "It's not ugly, it's the most beautiful cat in the world."

Zhao Lu: You post photos! let me see!

Su Miaomiao: I don’t have a photo, but she is very beautiful anyway, white, with eyes as blue as the sea and sky...

Su Miaomiao, who doesn't like to write essays, writes a short essay to show her beauty vividly.

That is Zhao Lu, another person may not be willing to waste this time reading a description of a cat's appearance.

Zhao Lu: If there is such a beautiful cat, then this cat does not need to do anything specially, as long as one can see it, people will feel super happy.

Su Miaomiao suddenly realized!

She said good night to Zhao Lu, and then sent a message to Xie Jingyuan: Daoist, do you think I'm pretty?

Xie Jingyuan was still in 802, the bathroom was mopped, so he also came out to mop the living room.

Putting the phone in his pocket, when he heard the beep, Xie Jingyuan took it out, and saw a message that made him stiff again.

Xie Jingyuan walked to the door of the master bedroom, the door was open, he looked at Su Miaomiao who was leaning on the bedside: "It's getting late, go to bed."

Su Miaomiao stared at him and asked, "Then tell me, am I the most beautiful cat in the world?"

The corners of Xie Jingyuan's lips raised slightly, it turned out that she was only asking about cats.

Although he hadn't seen all the cats, he knew how to answer.

"yes."

Su Miaomiao smiled, that kind of proud smile: "Does the priest feel super happy every time he sees me?"

Xie Jingyuan lowered his eyes and nodded again.

Su Miaomiao said to herself: "No wonder you want to take me back to Qingxu Temple, so you liked me back then."

Before he finished speaking, the lights went dark.

Xie Jingyuan's cold and indifferent voice came from the door: "Go to sleep, we have to play ball tomorrow morning."

Su Miaomiao obediently put down her phone and lay down on the pillow.

Xie Jingyuan gently closed the door, mopped all the floors, and left silently.

The next day, Su Miaomiao and Xie Jingyuan went directly to the gymnasium to play, and only went to the cafeteria after the game.

Xu Shou and Gu Jialing had to have breakfast before going to the teaching building for self-study.

"Hey, Xu Shou!"

When the two of them were about to finish eating, they heard a girl calling Xu Shou, they all looked up and saw Su Miaomiao's three roommates.

Zhao Lu walked the fastest, and put the dinner plate on the table next door, she turned her head and chatted enthusiastically with Xu Shou: "I heard from Miaomiao that you have a cat, which is very beautiful, can you take a photo for me to see?" ?”

Zhao Lu feels that Su Miaomiao is actually a little cold, that kind of natural coldness that is very polite but difficult for outsiders to integrate into her world.

Therefore, a cat that can make Su Miaomiao so big must be really beautiful.

Xu Shou frowned: "I don't have a cat."

Gu Jialing added for him: "He hates cats the most, how could he raise them."

If Su Miaomiao hadn't been brought back to Qingxu Temple by the Taoist priest, Xu Shou would have driven him away long ago.

Zhao Lu didn't believe it, so she dug out the description of Su Miaomiao praising cats and showed it to Xu Shou.

Xu Shou and Gu Jialing watched it together, and their expressions were exactly the same speechless after watching it.

Too narcissistic, what is the most beautiful cat in the world, it is obviously the most stinky cat in the world!