That Village, That Person, That Fool

When the lotus came down the mountain, Changsheng was standing straight under the big tree as usual. When she saw her, she trot and took two steps to get the basket.

"Is the widow Chen only here?" Lotus asked hurriedly.

"Ah?" Chang Sheng tilted his head, his face confused.

The lotus reluctantly changed his mouth and said, "Is there just a woman, a woman wearing a floral red cotton-padded jacket."

Chang Sheng nodded and said, "Yes, I don't know."

If you change your mind to answer this question, the lotus must be annoyed. How can you not recognize it if you live in a village for twenty years? ! Longevity will not recognize it. The lotus dealt with it. There are probably more than ten people in the village who can recognize the name for longevity. She wonders what is in his head.

"She talked to you? What did you say?" Lotus asked again.

This question puzzled longevity. He frowned and remembered seriously. The woman just said a lot of words next to him, but he didn’t know her, and she didn’t know if she was telling him, she He didn't listen to those words that he said, he couldn't remember at all...

Long life thought for a long time, vaguely felt that the woman seemed to have called his name, and other things could not be remembered, he had no choice but to shake his head, slowly said slowly: "I don't know..."

Lotus said: "Are you pretending to be stupid with me? How could you not know! Grandma asks you what you are doing every day, and you wish you could memorize what I said all day! Seriously don’t remember, remember this most aura, and will complain to me! How can you not know not to remember! Hurry! What have I said to you!"

Eternally embarrassed: "Really don't remember."

The more he said this, the more Lotus felt that he was intentionally concealing it, but it looked like his innocent look was not like lying... and... he probably wouldn't lie...

The lotus thought for a while and then said, "I don't remember what I said, so what can I remember? Did she hook you with eyes? Did she put anything on you?"

Longevity thought about it, silently looked down at his crotch.

Lotus didn't understand it for a while, but he must have something to do with it, and he said, "Speak, why is she doing you?"

Longevity still lowered his head and muttered: "She touched me."

The lotus was stunned, and after seeing it in his eyes, he reacted. He burst into flames and glared: "She, she really dare to touch your crotch? How can you be so shameless under the goods!" Longevity said: "Then you just stand and touch her!"

Chang Sheng shook his head and said, "No, I don't know her, I hate it, I pushed her."

Lotus said loudly: "Where can I just push it! Next time you will give me a big mouth! Pump to the dead! Did you hear me!"

Longevity said: "Grandma said that she can only fight back when being bullied by others. She is not a bad person if she didn't hit me. I can't hit her."

The lotus air said: "This is not a bad guy. How can it be a bad guy? You have to take a kick on your crotch and kick you crippled?! Which serious woman do you think touches the crotch of a man?!"

Longevity froze for a moment, "Grandma touched it."

Suddenly, the lotus continued before she wanted to crook: "Grandma touched me when I bathed and wiped my **** when I was a kid. Grandma is a good person."

Lotus said: "Are you sincerely interfering with me? Grandma doesn't count, let's say it was a kid, now you don't even go to the latrine to bathe yourself?! When you were a kid, your grandmother and grandma could touch it. , It’s not a good thing when any other woman touches you in the future! You just greet the big ear seeds!"

"Oh." Changsheng nodded obediently, carrying a basket in one hand, and habitually pulling the lotus's hand to the mountain. He thought about the lotus as he walked, and suddenly asked, "What about you? You?" Is it another woman? Do you want to touch me and beat you too?"

Lotus turned her head to look at the longevity. She felt that if he was not a serious and eager to look at this moment, she could completely treat this as a flirtation with her, and twisted him hard. She glared at him and said, "Yuck!" "Who wants your crotch!" Turning around turned a little awkward, thinking and blushing, "I am your daughter-in-law, naturally not another woman."

"Oh." Longevity nodded, and grumbled as if he had learned more. "That's only the daughter-in-law can touch it."

Lotus thought that this topic was really embarrassing and changed the topic with a slight cough: "Don't think about it, hurry up the mountain, work quickly after dinner, it's dark early, don't do it too late."

"You haven't touched it." Changsheng didn't accept the lotus, and only followed his own thoughts. "You are my wife, you haven't touched it."

The lotus made a big blush, didn't answer, and didn't look at him and went on.

Longevity said again: "Why don't you touch it?"

Lotus glanced sideways at Changsheng, and didn't know how to tell Changsheng, in fact, they were married, and there was nothing to say, and she had no other thoughts about marrying him, and wanted to go with him. Throughout her life, she knew that the two of them could never be so famous and unreserved. She still had to have children like ordinary couples, and she was not too young. As early as the age of a baby, her little sister had a baby in her first year... But this kind of thing shouldn't have been told to her by her daughter's family, it seems too unpretentious... And she really can't say it, just thinking about the day after day, there will eventually be a day when it will happen ...

Chang Sheng waited a while to see that the lotus still ignored him. He also looked at his face. When he saw that the lotus was dumb and dumbfounded, he couldn't help frowning and asked, "Are you unwilling to be my wife?" "

The lotus froze for a moment, but Wen Changsheng looked at her angrily and said, "I know because they all say I am a fool, so don't you want to be my wife?"

Lotus said: "Don't listen to their nonsense."

Changsheng held the lotus and stared at her and asked, "Why don't you touch it? You just said that only the wife can touch it, you are my wife, but you never touched it, why?"

The lotus was stared at by Longevity, his face was red and he shook his hand, and he groaned angrily: "What do I touch him when I pee!"

...

Chang Sheng stood in the same place, watching the lotus throw him away, he thought for a moment, and finally realized that he was a little injured: lotus is abandoning him dirty...

At lunch, Lotus handed the dish containing the side dish to Changsheng. Changsheng looked up and glanced at it, and then lowered his head to chew on the cake. He grieved in aggrieved manner: "I am very clean."

Lotus didn't know what to say about him, only put the dish on the ground in front of him.

Longevity glanced at the lotus again, only to muffled his head and said: "I wipe my body every day, I still take a shower, I am very clean."

Lotus took the plate in front of him and said, "You can't stop your mouth from eating, don't you eat it? Don't you eat it, I'll eat it myself!"

Chang Sheng whispered and turned away with a snort.

Lotus thinks that longevity sometimes resembles a child. He finds that she thinks she is dirty and starts to mess with her, and ignores her for an afternoon. Before dinner, he ran the washbasin to the stove and scooped water from the water tank. She ignored it at first, he made a loud noise, and pretended to accidentally spill the water outside, waiting for her to stand When he asked him what he wanted to do, he raised his chin and said, "I wash my hands and wash my hands before eating. I love cleanliness."

After supper, the longevity came to serve water again, and the lotus pretended not to care and asked, "Don't you scoop a pot first?"

Longevity said, "It was washed before meals. It was dirty and unusable." After that, he took the water and went back to the house. Before leaving, he left the lotus with a "You can't understand me as a clean person" Look.

The lotus froze for a moment, and finally a suffocated laugh came out.

She only said that the lotus was cleaning up in the stove, and after a while she heard footsteps, she said helplessly, "What are you doing this time?" Only after turning around, she saw that instead of longevity standing at the door, it was Zhou Fuzi.

Confucius smiled and said, "I just called twice and no one should answer, and came in when I saw the door open."

The lotus blushed embarrassedly and said, "Xu, I didn't hear anything from my work. Don't stand here, hurry and sit in the house."

Zhou Fuzi said: "Is your grandma here? I have something to find her."

Lotus said: "I'm here, in the house." When he was finished, he went out of the stove and shouted at the room of Grandma Four: "Grandma, Master Zhou is here."

No one answered in the room, and the lotus said with a smile: "Wait, I'll go in and say."

Lotus entered the house of the four grandmothers. She was sitting on the kang head to collect things. She didn't look up when she came in.

Lotus said: "Grandma, Mr. Zhou is here. He said he was looking for you."

Grandma Four said with no expression: "Hear, let him in."

When the lotus responded, I invited Zhou Fuzi into the house. I went to the stove to boil the water, waited for the water to boil, squeezed some tea leaves, washed the cups, and went to the house of Grandma Four. 'S cotton curtain is listening to Zhou Fuzi talking, saying, "Come back with me to see."

Grandma Four replied: "There is nothing to see, no one is at home"

The lotus froze for a moment before daring to enter. The two of Xu Xu heard the movement and shut their mouths tacitly. The lotus rushed into the back room, poured tea for the two, and quickly retreated. The words she accidentally listened to just aroused her curiosity. She wanted to eavesdrop at the door, but she didn't dare to put the tea tray back in the stove and went back to the house.

Shi Changsheng was sitting at the table and fiddled with his peanuts. He looked up at the lotus and ignored it, and continued to lower his head one by one. He lifted two peanuts of about the same size, squinted one eye, and compared them carefully. It took a while to tell which one was bigger and placed them on the table in order.

Lotus took off his shoes and climbed on the kang, slightly opened the window and looked out at the room of Grandma Four, wondering what the two sentences meant, how could they sound like they came from a place? Neither Grandma Four nor Zhou Fuzi is a native of the village. Could it be that they are fellows? It would make sense for them to get closer on weekdays. I just never heard anyone say...

The lotus thought for a moment, then turned his head and mysteriously waved to Chang Changsheng: "Changsheng, come over here."

Changsheng looked up at Hehua and said, "Did you want to touch it?"

Lotus glared: "Touch your dead head!"

Cheung Sang Pun replied and lowered his head to peanuts.

Lotus said: "I ask you, do you know where grandma is from?"

Longevity didn't look up, and responded: "I know."

The lotus put together on the edge of Kang and asked happily, "Where are you from?"

"Our family." Changsheng replied with a dull head.

"I don't know if it's our family?!" Lotus said angrily, "I asked where my grandma came from."

"Come from our house." Changsheng's absent-minded casual response.

Lotus asked for a long time and asked nothing, looking at Changsheng like this, except for his big and small pile of peanuts, he didn't care about anything. She was a little sulky and leaned back, shouting, "Long life, give me peanuts!"

Longevity moved his chair, his back to the lotus, and the hen protected the peanut in front of him like a baby.

Lotus said in a straightforward manner: "I am your daughter-in-law. Grandma said you need to hurt your daughter-in-law! Your daughter-in-law is going to eat peanuts. Would you give it?"

Longevity bored his head silently, for a long time he turned his head and looked at the lotus with his eyelids angrily, and he reluctantly took a peanut on the kang head.

The lotus was beautiful and threw it into his mouth. She doesn't actually like peanuts, but the peanuts from Changsheng always feel particularly delicious, because she looks funny because of his reluctant appearance, so every time she eats deflated from him, When he lifted out his grandmother's saying "I want to hurt my daughter-in-law", he asked him to eat peanuts.

The lotus was in a good mood, moved to the window and continued to look out, humming Xiaoquer, wondering the possibility that Grandma Four and Zhou Fuzi were in the same country.

Longevity calculated silently on the side...the eleventh...the lotus ate his eleven peanuts after being his wife, and the grandmother gave her ten peanuts after marrying her. Eleven, he suffered a loss...