The Beautiful Swordsman Came with a Barbecue

"Have you ever been kicked by the speed of light?"

In Porusalino's office, Porusalino's rare overtime work... Sitting in his seat, watching the girl keep cutting videos of herself fighting, a glass of wine, a cigarette, and looking at her own highlights .

Skyler was not that happy. She thought that Polsalino would only let her do the things she knew, such as making coffee, making tea, and sorting papers.

But cut the video? In particular, it was the film recorded by the video phone bug. It was the first time she had seen it seriously, and she was not familiar with it at all, not to mention cutting it.

But Polsalino doesn't care, as long as he doesn't work by himself, he doesn't matter, and... doesn't he also work overtime? How hard is this?

Only Skyler is depressed. The assessment will start tomorrow, but she doesn't even have a chance to hold her lucky feet. She has to stay in this office, holding big scissors and glue, and doing the oldest video of this kind. "Clip" works.

Why did Porusalino suddenly ask Skyler to cut him a high-light combat video?

The reason is very simple, that is, there will be a meeting before the start of the assessment in two days. At the meeting, the introduction of the two officers will be broadcast. The scheming boy of Sakaski finished it half a year ago.

And Porusalino didn't remember it until the end of training this afternoon, and then asked Skyler to work overtime to edit the video for him.

There is a lot of material, but when Polsalino was fighting, he was basically motionless. Skyler searched for a long time before he found a few images with body movements and sounds at the same time.

Looking at the subtitles written by himself on the video, Skyler didn't know what was wrong, and asked a somewhat unappetizing question.

"Lieutenant General Polsalino, when you pee, do you say to the toilet: 'Have you ever been naked?' Is that kind of thing?"

"Pfft~"

As soon as these words came out, even Polsalino couldn't hold back. He couldn't swallow the wine he had just entered, and even vomited out because of bursts of nausea.

"Ahem~ Skyler-chan~ This kind of tiger-wolf word is not something that a little girl like you should say~"

Hearing this, Skyler was also a little embarrassed, but she didn't say anything. After all, this kind of scene will only get darker and darker. Adults will just keep silent to each other, pretending that this never happened.

Skyler continued to review the video he edited, watching Polsalino come and go, it was the four moves, the three moves named after the three artifacts, plus a light speed kick, I have to say, how it looks like "" Journey to the West Aftermath".

"Lieutenant General Polsalino, why don't you develop more moves to make yourself look cool?"

Skyler asked her own question. After all, she felt that Polsalino's fruit ability, the developed moves, and their own special effects, it was a pity to keep repeating them.

"Oh~ Then tell me, what else can I develop?"

Porusalino also seemed to want to cover the embarrassing topic with a new topic. Skyler heard the words and said:

"For example, Cyclops? Your light can fly out of your fingers, so it shouldn't be difficult to shoot it out with your eyes, right? Think about it, when you stare, two beams of light shoot out from your eyes to directly defeat the enemy. It must be cool, right?"

Hearing the words, Polsalino put down his wine glass, supported his brown sunshade mirror, and said:

"It's an interesting idea~ But, why do you use your eyes? That would damage your eyes, so you might as well use your mouth.

Skyler sauce~ Do you remember what I said about the most important thing for a strong person?

Sound~ If I shouted and a light bomb flew out, it would be even cooler~"

Skyler shook her head for the first time. She recalled the scene in the Dragon Ball anime where Old Piccolo was defeated by Goku and spit out the egg.

Seeing Skyler's objection, Polsalino took a breath and said, "It's really a pity~"

"It's not a pity, it's not a pity at all!"

Skyler thought for a while, and recalled the video a little bit. The Polsalino on the video, an eight-foot Qionggou jade, and a sky-filled light bomb, then caused a violent explosion. Watching this scene, Skyler said. :

"Lieutenant General Polsalino, does your light still have the ability to explode?"

"Um~"

Polsalino replied casually, and Skyler asked, "That means there is 'heat'?"

"Um~"

"Have you ever heard that light heating is equal to fire? In other words, you can actually steal Lieutenant General Sakaski's moves, or those of those with the ability to burn fruit."

Skyler doesn't know if there is anyone who has the ability to burn fruit, but the fruit has been recorded in the Devil Fruit Pokédex. If Polsalino wants it, he should be able to get the information.

Hearing Skyler's suggestion, Polsalino really showed a thoughtful look, but he quickly shook his head and said, "Their moves are too... dry, they look very uncomfortable~"

Seeing Porusalino's refusal, Skyler continued to ponder, then smashed his left palm with his right fist, and said with great excitement:

"I remember that your light can be condensed into a sword, that is to say, your light has plasticity!

How about the giant of light? I have already thought about the name, so how about calling it Susanoh just like you are used to? "

Hearing this, Polsalino pouted and said, "Isn't that the Great Buddha form of the Warring States General?

And I have a junior, a poisonous fruit person who has a trick called Poison Giant Soldier, which is a bit like what I told you...

It's so disgusting~"

Saying that, Polsalino shuddered, as if he was disgusted by the image in his mind.

Skyler scratched his hair and said dissatisfiedly, "What kind of moves do you like?"

"Schuyler-chan~ Don't be so violent~ I want something simple, high-end~ cool~ at the same time unique~"

Porusalino "comforted" Skyler. After all, the video had not been edited, so he made a request to let Skyler continue to work while thinking.

But Skyler ignored it and just muttered in dissatisfaction:

"The requirements are so high and high-end... Wave-particle duality, optical tweezers mechanics, optical communication, and various light applications such as microwaves and gamma, can you develop them?"

"boom!"

Skyler was startled by the sudden noise. She turned her head and saw Porusalino standing in a coma, with wine glasses and cigarettes scattered all over the table.

Polsalino frowned with a sullen face, and he was almost urging him with all his strength when he heard the arrogance. He had hardly ever been so nervous.

"Who told you this?"

Polsalino felt relieved that the huge headquarters building was empty at this time. He tried his best to calm down and asked Skyler.

Skyler also woke up from the shock at this time, and said with a puzzled face, "I heard people say, what's wrong?"

If Skyler was asked to tell what she just said, what she meant, she would probably not be able to tell without a high probability.

Being able to remember these names is already her limit, let alone her eyes, even if she puts the results paper in front of her, she can't understand it.

Porusalino looked at Skyler, he could feel Skyler's righteousness, and after a long silence, he sat back in his seat and put his legs on the dirty desk:

"Did you scare you? Skyler-chan~ I'm really sorry~"

Polsalino tried his best to maintain a normal attitude, but his mood had already drifted to an island in the New World.

"It seems that the next time I meet you, I have to make it clear..."