The Black Card

On Saturday, Zhang Liangliang finished her homework, and Zhang Meimei came back. Zhang Liangliang wanted Shi Lei to accompany her for dinner, but for no reason, she couldn’t let Shi Lei eat with her mother and daughter every time.

Zhang Meimei told Shi Lei that she was going to the Qiongzhou meeting in the south on Sunday, but said that it was a meeting. It was actually a paid vacation at the end of the year. Many companies have such benefits. The so-called group building is more about disguised tourism. She plans to take Zhang Liangliang, which coincides with Christmas. Zhang Liangliang does not seem to worry too much, so Zhang Meimei helped Zhang Liangliang to take a vacation and may play in Qiongzhou for a few days.

“Not sure next Saturday, but I will definitely say hello to you in advance. If we haven’t returned yet, I will tell you. Sorry, Teacher Xiao Shi!” Zhang Meimei is very kind.

Shi Lei smiled and said, “What’s the thing to say, sorry, you go out to play, there is more communication between mother and daughter. I am too happy for you. I am too happy to fight with my second sister.”

Zhang Meimei also laughed, and Zhang Liangliang was a little unhappy. She rushed to Shi Lei and said, “Uncle, if you want to play with us, you have no class in your senior year. I think you also seem to be Very leisurely look. “

If you don’t say it, Zhang Liangliang said that Shi Lei realized that he didn’t go to class for a month. Although the senior school is generally not in charge, it seems that it is not very good.

“Which line, no matter what, I am still a student, the class is always on.”

“Is it not okay for my mom to give you money?” Zhang Liangliang is in a hurry.

Shi Lei waved his hand and said: “Although I didn’t save money, I really said that I have to play it or I can afford it. I have earned two thousand from your family during this time. It’s just that I really want to go to class … “

Zhang Meimei certainly knows that Shi Lei can’t go with them. Their mother and daughter are supposed to be traveling alone. After all, there are other colleagues in the law firm. How do people think about the relationship between them? Daughter’s boyfriend? This is too early, my boyfriend? The old cow can’t eat such tender tenderness when eating young grass. Isn’t this a gossip?

Zhang Liangliang That is purely a child who is not sensible.

Therefore, Zhang Meimei quickly said: “Xiao Shi teacher has not graduated yet. When he graduates next year, you will also be admitted to a good high school. Mom alone invites you to go out to play!”

“This is what you said, no regrets!”

“No regrets!” Zhang Meimei smiled and promised, Shi Lei also said goodbye.

There was no appointment for dinner, and this week’s quota was basically cleared. Shi Lei would not go to Sun Yiyi.

I ate a dinner myself and simply found a self-service bank. I found a scepter to confirm this week’s quota. It was indeed consumed. Shi Lei was planning to pull out The Black Card back to the apartment.

However, the scepter actually took the initiative to stay with him for the first time.

“Don’t worry, there is something to tell you!”

Shi Lei immediately responded and said, “Is it up to me?”

The scepter did not answer his question, but said: “At twenty-four tonight, you’d better come.”

Shi Lei smiled and said, “I don’t want to upgrade yet. Just say it.” Oh, according to your rules, you can’t say it now. After all, my first-level time has not completely ended. OK , I will come over again in the evening. However, can you tell me now, after the upgrade, is my quota a million? ”

I thought that the scepter would not take care of him at all, but I didn’t expect the scepter to say: “Yes, one million.”

Shi Lei is a bit strange. Today’s scepter is a bit like a scepter. Does the style change a lot? It seems to be particularly patient today, not at all anxious.

“You seem to be in a bad mood!” Shi Lei tried to ridicule.

As a result, the scepter was still the scepter, and it instantly violently rose: “You stupid marmot! Honor is like me, how can you have the so-called emotional things of your humble humans! Get out of the way!”

Shi Lei was shocked. He quickly retired the card and picked up The Black Card. He said that the scepter didn’t know anything wrong today. Is it a big aunt? It was almost twelve o’clock, and Shi Lei put on his jacket without hesitation and ran to the self-service bank that went downstairs and inserted The Black Card into the cash machine.

Enter the password, the starry sky vortex appears, the scepter gradually becomes bigger and bigger, and it is all old.

Seeing that the scepter is already in a position, Shi Lei smiled and said, “Hey, hello, respected scepter, is your mood better?”

The voice of the scepter has become a lot of old, although it is still not male or female, but a little more solemn.

“Congratulations, given that your consumption has reached the standard in the past four cycles, it meets all the requirements for upgrading, so you will be promoted to the second level. Staff

The front is quite normal, just like the mechanical female voice in the cash machine, no feelings, completely according to the text. But when it comes to the last two words, Shi Lei clearly hears the sound of the scepter, with some kind of gnashing.

This is not the point, the focus is on employees?! Was the scepter deliberately trying to use a relatively low-level word for Shi Lei? I have always been called a hired worker. The Black Card is also written in English. This employee obviously has a little low meaning, because the word is in English, and there are both servants and servants.

But now, why did you change your name to an employee?

Shi Lei is eager to withdraw from The Black Card. If you want to see the bank logo in the lower right corner of The Black Card, will it be changed to Employee, which is a more accurate translation of the employee.

However, he still resisted the impulse and said to the scepter: “Employee? After I upgraded, you have to change your name to me. You can’t insult me ​​with the word hired, so you are very angry and very upset , so you will have some bad moods in the afternoon, and after being poked by me, Are you furious? When you just said the word employee, it seems that the mood is even worse! ”

“Stupid marmot! I said that honor, such as me, will never have the so-called emotions of your humble humans!”

Shi Lei laughed and said, “What is the tone of your present? If you don’t have emotions, you won’t be so squeaky. Moreover, if you don’t have emotions, I will go to The Black Card. No , you forcibly gave The Black Card to me. Then, after I entered the password with an idiot, why are you so proud? After a long time, you were very proud, because I did not opt ​​out in the novice trial stage , you successfully tied me to The Black Card. At that time, you probably can’t think of it, I will one day make you angry and can’t eat? Oh, you don’t have to eat. But the meaning is almost the same, anyway, now, I am already an employee, you can no longer use the word employee to belittle me, hahahaha… “

The scepter did not speak, just looked at the screen, the top of the golden scepter, the huge jewel seemed to project a more dazzling light. Probably, it is like when human beings are angry, they will see anger from their eyes.

Shi Lei is more and more happy to see this.

“Let me guess, the former so-called my predecessors, they didn’t ask for the name of the slave you gave you until you died, so they don’t have to change the name of the file after the upgrade. At most , it is a bit higher. The slave of the child is always a slave. And after I define myself and The Black Card as an employment relationship, your name must change once every level. Right?