The Black Card

Although it was already more than nine o’clock, Zhang Liangliang was unhappy after she called her mother.

“Uncle, can you not send me home so early? Zhang Meimei said that she estimated that she would come back in the middle of the night and let me go to bed early. It’s a weekend, I haven’t let go of the wind for a week! Are you taking me to play? I invite you! ”

Shi Lei looked at Zhang Liangliang’s poor little appearance, and said that he had calculated it. Anyway, he certainly did not plan to go to bed early today. He always had to go through twelve points to negotiate with the scepter. And he has more than two hundred credits this week, and he has to spend it.

Then he said, “Okay, today’s exception. Let’s go to the movies, there is a movie that I want to watch.”

Zhang Liangliang Wow, she feels happy if she can stay with Shi Lei. It doesn’t matter what she does.

“Uncle, you are very bad!” When Shi Lei bought the ticket, Zhang Liangliang kept squinting at him.

Shi Lei frowned and asked, “How am I broken?”

“General men who want to chase women are invited to eat and then watch movies. Taking advantage of the darkness of the cinema, you can pretend to accidentally touch the girl’s hand. If the girl doesn’t mind, it means there is a play , and then she can hold hands. Hold hands for a while, you can also test the cuddle, if this does not object, haha, then basically no problem. First kiss the little face, then kiss the little mouth, you can even touch two … “

When Zhang Liangliang’s words were not finished, Shi Lei’s face was completely dark.

Look at the conductor, the boy looked up at the sky, a look that “I didn’t hear”. However, your acting skills are so exaggerating, do your managers know? Drag and drop to expel, don’t act, what are you doing!

Shi Lei took the movie ticket and dragged Zhang Liangliang to the outside.

The cold wind is blowing, it is really embarrassing.

However, Shi Lei has not taken care of this, but said seriously to Zhang Liangliang: “Zhang Liangliang, if you do this again, don’t talk about watching movies in the future, even the chance of eating is gone. Furthermore, I will tell your mother that I have to quit my tutoring work. When do you like to eat with whom to eat, who loves to watch movies with whom to watch movies! ”

Zhang Liangliang was very wronged, grabbed Shi Lei’s arm with both hands, and swayed back and forth: “What happened to you, Uncle, I just made a joke with you. I know that you won’t take my hand, and you won ‘t kiss me, but what about a joke? ”

“As for, of course, as far as it is. I tell you Zhang Liangliang, you are still a child, I am not looking at… Look at…” Shi Lei didn’t want to poke the little girl’s sad things any more , but he had to vaguely say: “What is the difference, really lazy to know you?”

“I am not a child. I am sixteen years old in December.”

“You are still a child at the age of sixteen. How many years do you know the law?” Eighteen years old! ”Shi Lei is simply not angry with one place.

“Uncle, is it because I am not beautiful enough?” Zhang Liangliang asked with big eyes, that eyelashes, even longer than those who brushed mascara, is really a natural beauty.

Shi Lei sighed and said, “You are very beautiful, but this has nothing to do with beauty, and you have seen it one by one. She is my girlfriend, do you know?” In desperation, Shi Lei can only pull Sun Yiyi out as a shield.

“whispering sound … You are less coming, I have a good conversation with a sister these days. She has already told me that she grew up with you, and she has no doubts about her childhood. The family hopes that you can make a pair, but you I haven’t even taken care of it now. ”

“I was just taken yesterday!” Shi Lei is also speechless. This Sun Yiyi is really simple. A little boy can put her words off.

“I took care of it, I don’t care, and I didn’t plan to grab it with a sister.” A sister is too good, who wants to grab something with her, oh no, uncle, you are not something … “

Shi Lei blushes: “You are not something!”

Zhang Liangliang smiled and said: “I don’t mean that, but Uncle, you must know what I mean. I mean, I will definitely not rob you with a sister, big deal!”

Shi Lei, a chestnut, this time, but really hard, this crisp chestnut, almost did not hit Zhang Liangliang’s tears.

“Hey, uncle, why are you so hard!”

Shi Lei said with a black face: “This is still light, what is sharing, is this thing shared? No, no, I am not a gadget. Not right, I am a gadget! Oh, I am confused by you!”

Originally, I was learning Zhang Liangliang, but Shi Lei gave birth to it as a paragraph. As a result, the educational effect was not at all, and some were just comedy effects.

Zhang Liangliang sighed straight, laughed straight and couldn’t stand the waist, and said in his mouth: “Hey, uncle, you are really funny, you really want to laugh at me, you are more funny than Guo Degang, you are much stronger than Wang Zijian. You go to write a paragraph for Xiao Wangye. Recently, the talk show in the 80s can’t be seen. The egg and Wang Jianguo are definitely poor. If you go, this program specifies fires all over the country , you are really amused me! ”

Shi Lei was completely speechless. He found that as long as he talked to Zhang Liangliang, he wouldn’t play one thing. With this chick, he really couldn’t afford to be angry. Shi Lei suspected that he would contact her again. I have to be killed by her.

“The movie doesn’t look, I will send you home!” Shi Lei can only use the killer.

Zhang Liangliang was suddenly stunned. She looked at Shi Lei and her eyes flashed in tears.

Damn it! Can you not do this! This is the case with Sun Yiyi, and the same is true for Zhang Liangliang. Are your girls really doing water? How do you cry so much!

“No cry!” Shi Lei can only be strictly prohibited.

Zhang Liangliang said with a grin, “Then take me to the movies, I don’t want to go home!”

Shi Lei is afraid of her, she has to say: “Well, look at it, what do you want to eat and drink, I will go buy it for you, my little ancestor!”

Zhang Liangliang The tears in my eyes disappeared instantly, and the smile on my face was like a New Year: “Popcorn, ice cream, and a cola!”

Shi Lei went back to the cinema with a black face, bought something according to the recipes of Xiaozuzong, and added a movie ticket. This week, the amount just happened to be spent. In any case, there is always good news.

“Don’t be like this, Uncle, don’t be angry, big deal, I promise you, I will never take advantage of you in the case of a black light in the cinema.”

Shi Lei really wanted to be swearing, and it was swearing, but he just glanced at Zhang Liangliang and saw that time was almost up and went straight to the auditorium.

Tickets came in, the film was not bad, it was Shi Lei who wanted to watch it, and it was a comedy. Zhang Liangliang was also very happy to see it. The popcorn in her hand was sprinkled on Shi Lei from time to time with her barbell laughter. Shi Lei can only helplessly pick it up and put it in his mouth to eat it.

The film was released, and the time was very late. Although the chick strongly urged to stay up late, Shi Lei simply ignored it and forced her back home.

At a time, only ten minutes left from twelve o’clock, Shi Lei was very tired with the second sister this night. Although it was not far away, she stopped a taxi and sat in the back seat. Repose.

Suddenly, the taxi driver smacked his nose and asked, “Young man, what smells you smell?”

Not to mention okay, one said that Shi Lei only felt the burning pain in his crotch, and clearly saw the faint bloody fog rising from the crotch…

oh shit