The Daily Life of the Immortal King

6 Month 1 Day, the sixth week of school on Tuesday.

It was just the Children’s Day. When Wang Ling went to school, I found that there were a lot of bear children on the street because of the holiday.

When I came to the class in the morning, the master of the second egg had already finished the homework, and then began to sit there and dressed up and touched the beard, and began to sigh that the years are not forgiving: “…oh, old! Old! Children’s Day is gone! You know, according to the latest age table issued by the United Nations, we are now in the middle age crisis!”

When it comes to this, Chen Chao’s inexplicable start is a bit sad. He feels that he is actually quite sunny, not very old-fashioned. Because of the daily obsession with fitness and exercise, there is also a scorpion meat that envy the boys.

Sexy muscles and lines will give a boy a temperament!

Even so, when he was on the subway this morning, he was shouted by a cute four-year-old Xiaozheng: Uncle!

uncle……

At that time, Chen Chao’s heart was like a thunder. The whole person has been burnt!

This feeling is like a girlfriend holding your clothes, and it is as bad as asking yourself and your mother to fall into the water at the same time. Uncle, your sister! At the very least… I have to call my brother right!

After Chen Chao reacted, he felt that the analogy was not appropriate…

Because, he has no girlfriend at all!

So, just like this…

Chen Chao and the two-egg masters who believe that they have been “old-aged”, the middle-aged crisis duo, have been depressed for a sudden one morning.

When it comes to Chen Chao’s muscles, Wang Ling also quietly touched his little belly.

Well…soft, very flexible.

Wang Ling analyzed the reasons for her long belly.

Mainly because the father’s limited edition beef ramen taste from the south of the Tianhe River is really delicious! He couldn’t help but eat a box one night…

And this is no temperance, the price paid!

But many young people today don’t know how to control… Wang Ling thinks that he is a typical example.

He doesn’t need to eat, but he also has a mouth.

The world of food, ordinary people will not understand!

However, Wang Ling doesn’t have to worry about the problem of long meat, like the meat on the body, just wait for him to go back and get rid of it… This is why Wang Ling can’t get fat.

Obesity can’t stop it, sometimes it will grow meat if you don’t pay attention.

Wang Ling has always felt that there are two people in the school who are very similar and can be classified as “swearing people” at the same time…

First, after the exam is over, I will say that I have taken the exam.

And the second is… every day, how do you want to eat thin people who are not fat!

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At two o’clock in the afternoon, it was supposed to be the time of the physical education class. Everyone was ready to go to the playground to breathe the fresh air. However, the physical education teacher appeared in the door of the class. Through this face of bitter and deep hatred, everyone immediately knew that today’s physical education class was gone!

Teacher Pan’s chemistry class, Han Meimei’s English class, Lu Ziming’s math class… No one dares to occupy these classes, and once there is any celebration activity in the school, the majority of the occupation is the time of physical education.

So at school, the first person who is unlucky is definitely a physical education teacher!

The sports teacher Ye Hao, a blonde natural roll, looks tall and tall. Moreover, Wang Ling also knows that Ye has a special hobby by reading the memory, that is, he likes to put a towel in the middle of the leg, and then repeatedly rubs back and forth with one end. It is said that this move is the famous move of the legendary sports philosophy, Hellington, with strong bones and muscles, keeping the circulation of blood vessels!

Teacher Ye has been quite low-key at the time of school. Never compete with the rest of the teacher… As long as it is useful to the physical education class, it is right to find him! This is the so-called, honest people are always easy to be bullied…

In the 60th, the advertisement of the film Xianbao was received. President Chen gave over the task and asked the class teacher to play a lecture video in the class to promote the film.

With Mr. Pan’s personality, of course, I don’t want to take up my class. So… Teacher Ye is unlucky.

Teacher Ye stood on the podium. Some helplessly put down the blueprint on the hand. Today, I originally planned to give the children in the class a kilometer… I didn’t run within ten seconds, and all failed!

There are a total of fifteen students in the high school and three classes. All of them can’t be used for a long time. However, Mr. Pan still found himself. Please be sure to play a video of the educational lecture provided by “Jingxianbao” in the physical education class.

“Classmates, you have to understand the teacher, I am very helpless.”

Teacher Ye complained on the podium that the boys complained under the podium… Only Li Xuanjing’s face was indifferent and took the homework and quickly brushed it up.

This is the reason why Li Xuanjing did not bring homework when he was out of school, because at the time of class, he finished his homework!

Teacher Ye used the projector in the classroom to play the so-called educational video of the film Sin Castle, which is a program similar to the educational lecture. For the programs of this kind of private education institutions, the elite classmates here are already like a mirror… Like this kind of program, in the middle of the program or in the last few minutes, it will definitely start to promote the surrounding products of the organization.

As expected, the program reached the end of the stage, the hostess on the stage suddenly said: “Next, let us applaud the learning team captain from the film Xianbao, to recommend a learning aid for us.”

In the picture, there is a fat man with a five-bar mark on his shoulder. The body shape is stronger than the two egg masters. The appearance is not good, but the fat man knows it! ——This is the champion of the college entrance examination last year. It was directly admitted to Tan Jiaming, the key school of 211 Comprehension, with a super high score of 190,000! People send the nickname, the five-bar leader!

The news media at the time were all awkward, because this person directly received the government subsidy 3 Super Ling Dan! A full 3 super-spirit, this is definitely a god-like subsidy. And it is said that the captain only took one of them, and he has already broken through to the middle of Gold Core…

The captain stood on the podium and shared his own secrets of learning. Then he flashed his hand and turned a bottle of potion. Then he pinched his hand to the lens and compared it with a big scissors: “It ! membrane fairy water! It is my learning secret!”

Wang Ling knew immediately that this is definitely the bottle of variation! Moreover, Wang Ling looked up and he was surprised to find that… this potion has actually improved! This color is clearly black or not, and now it is colorful!

And the most horrible thing is that after the sales of the team leader, the hostess on the podium showed a piece, which was proved by the joint identification of four experts!

This is the legendary, four experts in the Taishan Beidou level of the health care products and medicine industry!

Variety of God Doctor Liu Hongbin…

Diabetes hand Li Chiming…

Rheumatism supreme Wang Zhijin…

Kidney deficiency medicine, Gao Gaozhen…

Wang Ling: “…”