The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Wang Ling didn’t think that one of his gifts would make the Thunder True Monarch so happy. The problem was that when the white shirt youth received the gift, the expression on the face had a pleasant color, but it was not in the mood. To the point where you have to sing to express your feelings…

Wang Ling suddenly felt as if he had dug a hidden attribute of Thunder True Monarch.

This is probably the legendary boring…

Wang Ling has always felt that this problem is only for himself.

But then again, Wang Ling remembers that this “Traveling with You” should be a recent fire. A few days ago, I saw Chen Chao wearing a single-headed loop, and even the inter-school radio every Thursday lunch was let go, making the entire campus full of love.

In addition to this song, there is another song that is more brainwashing than “This is not the same”…

But the problem is that he has never heard of Thunder True Monarch singing! So when I saw the death of True Monarch, it wasn’t just Wang Ling, the rest of the group was three months in front of the screen.

For a moment, Fawang slammed a line directly in the group: “True Monarch, although I haven’t heard it yet, do you know… fat tiger?”

Everyone: “…”

Cailian real person: “Fa Wang… You should still listen to it better, this is a very rude behavior.”

King of Law: “I am not worried, True Monarch has researched what kind of temperament weapon, come to us to do experiments…”

For a time, the group was in a short silence.

Because no one can understand what happened to True Monarch today, and I was so happy that I couldn’t help but sing a song.

At this time, Xiao Yin took the lead: “Everyone came to listen, True Monarch sang very well!”

Yep……

With an appreciative attitude, Wang Ling opened the voice of the singer of the Thunder True Monarch.

As a holy beast, although Xiao Yin does not usually listen to music made by humans, the ability to tasting is still there.

And the fact is indeed as Xiao Yin said, Wang Ling feels that Thunder True Monarch actually sang… very good!

Not only is every tone tuned, but the voice when singing is quite distinctive. It is completely different from the normal speaking voice. There is a feeling of warm male master in it!

Erha also felt a little surprised: “It seems that True Monarch still has a bit of skill!”

When Wang Ling looked back at the chat group, there was already a sound of praise.

Cailian is a little excited and has a few thumbs on his face: “True Monarch sings really good! Listening to True Monarch singing the first time, you can record it with your mobile phone… It’s amazing!”

Immortal Toya couldn’t help but praise: “It’s really good to sing.”

At this time, the voice of Thunder True Monarch just sang the content of the main song, and then began to play the chorus…

Wang Ling suddenly felt that there seemed to be something wrong.

Cailian real person: “Is True Monarch singing the wrong lyrics? How does the lyrics of the chorus part look a little different from what I heard before? The first sentence should not be the Turkish I want to take you to romantic… ?”

Thunder True Monarch finally replied: “I didn’t sing wrong, I changed my words. I have a habit of singing, I am used to changing words.”

Cailian real person replied: “It turned out to be the case, but True Monarch’s words changed quite rhymes, at least I heard it, I feel that there is nothing wrong with it.”

Thunder True Monarch: “Is it? Hahaha! I also feel that I have a talent for lyrics!”

About three seconds later, Thunder True Monarch was very confident in posting the words he had changed.

“Take you to travel” · Thunder True Monarch Magic version, chorus lyrics:

I want to take you to the romantic sale of linen…

Then go to the holy place together…

In fact, I prefer homes…

Eat a bag of crispy noodles to fill the hunger…

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Seeing the text content of the lyrics, the entire chat group instantly fell into a dead silence.

Wang Ling took a breath: “…” In order to make the lyrics rhyme… too sick!

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Time has come to the afternoon. After Wang Song’s song that was sung by True Monarch, his mood has not been calm for a long time…

At this time, Wang Ling suddenly heard a scream of Wang Da’s screams in the villa. The screams were so fierce, just like the coordinating scenes in Conan’s main supporting actor’s scene…

Erha suddenly raised the dog’s head: “What about the situation?”

Wang Ling doesn’t have to look at it, it must be that Wang Da’s old mistakes have been committed. Wang Ling can judge from Wang Dao’s tragic screams that Wang Da’s anecdote happened, like this inhumane painful scream… Wang Ling judged that Wang Da’s hemorrhoids were committed again.

This is Wang Ling’s valuable experience accumulated in the villa for many years.

Hemorrhoids belong to Wang Da’s old problems. The main reason is related to lack of exercise and sedentary movement, which is entirely caused by bad living habits.

First of all, Wang Dao almost did not go out, sitting on the chair in the study all day long. In addition, the toilet in the bathroom is the place where Wang Da is the second most popular in the study. According to Wang Ma, if Wang Dad’s time on the toilet is added up, people can think about Sansheng III, and maybe even see the peach blossoms…

The most important point is that Wang Da’s hemorrhoids have an extremely large feature that is very resistant! Unusual medicine can’t be cured! Every time you have a acne, you have to wipe the special medicine developed by Immortal Toya.

The drug Wang Ling has also seen it. It is a pile of powder that looks sparkling and the touch of the fingertips is very cold. Falling in the affected area for about thirty seconds will heal immediately. But the price paid for it is the pain of heart…

Of course, like this little illness, Wang Ling can actually cure it…

However, Wang Dad refused to let him heal.

Let his son come to treat hemorrhoids, Wang Da feels that this is shame! As the head of the family, he can’t overcome a minor illness in such a district. How can he take the heavy responsibility! ? This is the dignity of a man! – It is a man, he will overcome hemorrhoids on his own!

This is the oath that Wang Dad made in his heart after he first got hemorrhoids in that year…

After more than a minute, Wang Da’s screams continued to come…

This time it seems to take a little longer, and Wang Ling decided to take a look.

Under normal circumstances, the screams of about 30 seconds should be over.

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Wang Ling just went downstairs, Wang Da’s cry just stopped, and he was sweating on the sofa, weakly like a lady who had just given birth to a child…

Wang Ma collected the medicine and couldn’t help but blame: “You are looking at the mobile phone on the toilet. When you go back to the toilet, I will smash the net!”

“No! I am hurting! You can’t break my net!” Wang Dad was excited: “The time I sit on the toilet every morning is the time when I play the trumpet and the sprayers!”

“That line… constant network. I have other ways.”

Wang Ma couldn’t help but smile. This smile was a bit of a blackmail, and both Wang Ling and Erha were a glimpse. Then, Wang Ma turned to look at Wang Ling: “Order, you just came. Go back and contact Xiao Ming, let him send your dad’s birthday gift in advance.”

Wang Ling: “…”

Wang Dad: “Hey? Xiao Ming gave me a gift?”

Wang Ma smiled: “Yeah, this is Xiaoming personally customized for you!”

Wang Dad: “Is my birthday not early? I am in a hurry! Then, is this a gift?”

Wang Ma continued to smile: “Intelligent anti-decubitus thermostatic toilet.”

Wang Dad: “…”

Wang Ling; “…”

Wang Ma: “The longer the toilet sits, the higher the temperature. Xiao Ming said that even in the Nascent Soul period, you have to stand up in less than five minutes.”

Wang Dad: “…”

Wang Ling: “…”

Thanks for the courageous boy, the article to 0, I am going to think hard, the singer, the anonymous madman, the sky Lucy, the 逅? UB, I have a three too, the white is too much, the snail, the dragon Rain, the pride of the sky, the lust of the earth, the reward of support~