The Daily Life of the Immortal King

This weekend looks very hot in Wang Ling, but it seems a bit boring for Xiao Yin…

Since she became obsessed with human chat tools, Xiao Yin almost holds the mobile phone and does not need to rest. The holy beast does not need to rest at all. As long as Xiao Yin thinks, he can keep sleeping for hundreds of years or even thousands of years… None of them exist, even if the liver is broken, the heart of the Holy Beast can be repaired immediately.

However, today’s chat group is very strange, because there is no one who is bubbling to talk… In the past, even if everyone in the group had something busy, they would occasionally send two expressions to fight for a picture!

At the Thunder True Monarch home, Xiao Yin sat on the sofa and stared at the phone screen.

He tried to send a “Everything Blue Moon” expression pack, which is very popular on the Internet recently.

Then, holding the phone for a few minutes… no one responded!

“Ah! It’s so boring!”

No one was chatting with him, and Xiao Yin felt a deep sense of loneliness.

However, just a few minutes later, a strange ID called “Two Immortals” suddenly added himself as a friend in private, and the avatar was actually a woman’s lip print… and the reason for the application was: Your blood, I am fascinated…

Xiao Yin’s eyes are slightly congested.

His identity should not be exposed, and Penguin’s chat account has only recently been applied for. The rating is actually very low, and he will not take the initiative to add others. Generally, this low-level account will not be actively added. Yourself.

Xiao Yin carefully looked at the account information of this “two immortals” and found that the level of this person is actually three crowns! – This level is already higher than many people in the chat group!

Then, the signature of this person is as follows: How nostalgic, once the mouth, the temperature on the tip of the tongue…

“hiss……”

Xiao Yin’s hands are shaking: Could it be that this is the legend of humanity… Aventure?

No way……

Not so smart?

Although Xiao Yin was boring when she checked online about how to use the Internet to find fun, he saw various answers on the Internet, for example, chasing, for example, playing games… The former can kill some time, but the game is Xiao Yin is really boring.

Like him, the liver god who hardly needs to sleep, even if it is not a bit of a card, it still can’t stand the time! To fight time, who can consume him?

So in contrast, Xiao Yin still prefers to chat, go to the Zhihu and the Comprehension Forum to see if there is any latest gossip and breaking news…

Everyone’s preferences for using the Internet are different, and even the Holy Beast is no exception.

Then, in addition to the above items, Xiao Yin also saw another one, the so-called “shake”, as long as the city’s sons shake the phone at the same time, it is possible to link to the “having a person” chat account And then there are many unspeakable stories…

But this is not right!

I haven’t shaken myself! Then I sent it to my door?

Xiao Yin hugged her arm and stared at the screen. He felt his heart beat faster and suddenly felt a little nervous…

Well… everything has the first time! To calm your mind!

Xiao Yin warned herself in the heart, then reached out and agreed to the button…

I don’t know what to say. As a result, the “sister” actually gave him a red lips and left him with two words: about?

“The trough…”

Xiao Yin took a deep breath and was the young lady in this year so open directly?

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On the other hand, after Erha successfully added to Xiao Yin’s account, he smiled directly on the ground and became a dog.

The Holy Beast is no different! Anti-ramp awareness is really bad! It’s still not long after entering the WTO… It’s easy to be deceived…

And this play, Wang Ling also looked at it, but did not stop it… Because in Wang Ling’s view, this is an “older generation” who has officially entered human society and has certain anti-holing awareness. A practical education for “new people”!

And Xiao Yin is obviously the newcomer in this education class…

As long as I don’t do it too much, Wang Ling feels that it is beneficial to play it.

Erha stared at the screen, the information has been sent for five minutes, Xiao Yin still did not reply, Erha looked at the time, it estimated that Xiao Yin is on the Internet during this time to find out how to respond.

Sure enough, after a while, Xiao Yin’s message was sent: “Sorry, girl, just got a courier…”

Xiao Yin just checked online to find out how to deal with this situation, but although it was found… but Xiao Yin found that it has consumed a lot of time.

Then, Xiao Yin checked it online and found out that in this case, if the information of the pigeons and the sisters did not reply for a long time, it would greatly reduce the good feelings!

So, he simply compiled a swear word…

“Oh, still young!”

Erha sneered at the moment of seeing the information. It knows that Xiao Yin must be lying, and that 80% is very nervous now.

Although I don’t know what Xiao Yin found on the Internet, Erha didn’t panic at all. He wrote the next message and sent it in the past: “Nothing, I just took a shower! The smooth foam passed through my black hair. At this moment, it’s silky…”

Xiao Yin holding the phone, the throat is inexplicably rolling down: “Can you let me hear, the voice of the fairy…”

Erha smiled, Xiao Yin’s problem is obviously testing his gender.

Its account, Erha, asks Wang Ming to help himself. It belongs to the nickname of the limited edition. The level is not directly mentioned in the three crowns. There are also various functions and permissions that cannot be imagined. For example, you can limit others to let others withdraw their information. The class… In fact, this account was originally prepared by Wang Ming for Wang Ling, but Wang Ling suspected that this account is too high-profile, it is useless, Wang Ming has been staying until now.

Although the account has not been logged in for many years, but recently in the hands of Erha, it is considered to have value.

Erha remembers that there is a function called “Super Voice Changer” in this nickname function. The sound conversion of ordinary voice changer is unnatural, and most of them are the same, it is easy to let people hear it, but this voice changer is very Powerful… enough to do it.

After turning on the voice changer, Erha directly pressed the voice button and recorded a paragraph: Little brother, would you like to see my leg?

Then, release the claws…

The original low voice actually turned into a soft cute girl’s voice!

After hearing the sound, Xiao Yin’s heart was shaking, and he felt that he had already boiled blood!

The next moment, the opposite “fairy” actually sent a flash map directly…

Xiao Yin knows that the flash map can’t be saved. It can only be seen in 5 seconds. The end of 5 seconds will be automatically deleted… and generally sent by flash map, most of them are some of the most exciting content!

Xiao Yin swallowed her throat and clicked on the flash.

then……

A dogleg full of green hair appeared in front of his eyes…

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