The Daily Life of the Immortal King

The dream of prophecy is as real as usual, and even this time it really makes Erha feel like a kind of soul. Erha suddenly found that when he woke up, he ran a sweat on the floor. If it wasn’t sweaty, people would think it was a urine!

In the moment of dreaming, Erha felt like he really became a statue…

Well, maybe it is already a statue now!

After a lapse of six years, the ministers in the tribe should have already confirmed the fact that it died. In the past six years, let’s not say that a statue was built in the temple of the spirits of the tribe… even if all the former houses were pushed down. It’s all too late to make a new one.

Erha grabbed the dog’s head and felt a little annoyed. It didn’t expect the second dream of prophecy, but he would dream about the things in the family…

The help of the elders of the text, every word, it is very clear, such as the thunder.

After its death, the swallowing scorpion has not established a new king for a long time, that is, it will be declared a war by the enemy nine secluded people…

In the absence of a leader of the leadership and lack of morale for several years, Erha knows that if the battle is to fight, it will certainly be defeated.

Erha gasped and gasped. When he looked up, he saw that the little master was writing his homework, so he silently returned to the ground.

Honestly, Erha doesn’t know how to speak… In theory, it has no connection with the swallowing scorpio, but every word spoken by the elders in the temple of the dream is clear. Remember.

For six years, no new king has been established…

As the oldest minister in the family, the elders of the text always believe that it is still alive.

This made Erha unbelievable, and his heart also produced a complex emotion that was not sentimental or touched.

This thing, it has to think about ways!

It’s not good… just look for Wang Ling and sell it…

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The rare peace of the night, there was nothing wrong with the chat group.

The Guangdao people are busy studying the live broadcast and the hand-made things. Wang Ling is busy reviewing and reading books. Thunder True Monarch is measuring the sword on the vestment in Wang Ming’s research institute. Xiao Yin is working hard from “lost love”. “Go out in the shadow…”

And Wang Da, is trying hard to meditate in the study room and start a new round of battle with the keyboard man…

The original daily battle between Wang Da and the keyboard man was carried out on the toilet through the mobile phone, but now Wang Ma forced to change the temperature control toilet in the Wang family. Wang Dad had to stand up in less than two minutes… otherwise he would sit for a long time. Then, it’s a sizzling barbecue.

So now Wang Da can only sacrifice a little time to watch the live broadcast of the female anchor “Xiaoxuan” to clean up his book review area and fight with the sprayers.

Wang Da has a lot of fans, but many fans also represent more sprays.

No matter which book, even if it is written well, there are sprays…

Wang Dad remembers that when he was not very popular, he encountered one or two sprays. He always liked to use the author number and these sprays directly. However, now that he is very popular, Wang Da and the keyboard man fight. It is also picking people.

Most of the sprays on the genuine website will only send some rubbish of rubbish oil. For these suspected water-type sprays, Wang Da has already stopped replying, and directly forbidden to add and delete! The eyes are not seen as net! ——With permission, you can do whatever you want!

After so many years of polishing in the online novel circle, Wang Dad gradually discovered some characteristics of the sprayers.

First, this group of sprayers is generally a pirated user who does not subscribe.

After seeing it on the pirated website, I sprayed it first, and then I was afraid that the author could not see the spray. So I registered a special account to continue the website.

So every time Wang Dad saw this book without any books, comprehensive fan values ​​and 0’s spray trumpet, his heart was always very emotional: Why is there such a boring person in the world? In the final analysis, there are too few teachers working out!

Second, the sprayers generally like to talk about experience.

The strength of this group of sprays is slightly stronger than the sprays of the above-mentioned group of oils. When they spray, they especially like the “use of the code” and “examples” to prove how many years they have read the book. How much wisdom. The favorite thing is to try and figure out the cleverness, compare the author of his own spray with the author who likes it, step on one by one… I don’t know the authors in a circle, but the relationship is very good! Fans are rewarding each other and talking and laughing…

For this type of spray, Wang Da’s summary is that… this group of people may have changed their minds into placenta when they were born, resulting in the lack of perfect development of intelligence. The light is long and the body is not long. Because people who have real IQ and experience are very low-key, they will never show up.

Third, the sprayers generally do not comment on the book as complete.

This kind of spray king dad actually sees a lot, Wang Da feels that he wants to comment on a book, at least you have to do it first! Then, after reading the genuine conditions, after reading 70% to 80%, I would like to express my opinions. After spending too much, I bought a bad product. It is your right to play bad reviews. I haven’t spent a few chapters before I started reading it. This kind of person Wang Dad thinks that it may be quite unsatisfactory in daily life.

Black powder and spray on the Internet, Wang Dad has seen a lot in the past years. In fact, most of them maintain a strange attitude. They can be directly banned by direct ban, and do not need any nonsense. It is also a good choice to launch fans to report in places where they do not have permission.

Every time Wang Dad sees a comment on someone who forwards the spray in the genuine reader group, it will let the fans not be excited, don’t swear, everyone will send a “smile” expression just fine…

Because people are always human beings, monkeys are always monkeys, and they argue with monkeys that they actually seem to have no IQ.

Of course, there is one exception, that is, Wang Da met with comments that not only sprayed himself but also sprayed his own readers.

Looking at genuine and watching piracy, this matter is actually related to the national conditions, but whether it is a genuine reader or a pirated reader, Wang Da does not want his own readers to be attacked and trampled by this group of sprays.

This is the bottom line of Wang Da…

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In front of the screen, Wang Dad ordered a cigar and swallowed it.

He just saw a very interesting long comment in the group of friends. This long comment was transferred from a pirated software by a loyal genuine reader. The long-named spray ID was called “Three-Cylinder Mengpo Soup”.

This one sprayer perfectly combines all the characteristics of the above-mentioned spray. Not only the sprayed works, the sprayer, and even the fans of the works are bombarded together. He thinks that the fans watching Wang Da’s works are 14-16 Unsound teenagers do not have the ability to distinguish between good and bad works… and the best laugh is that this sprayer suspected that Wang Da’s reading data on pirated software was under the post!

Lie Meng Meng stood on the side of Wang Da. After reading this long comment, I couldn’t help but marvel: “I am not Shi Lezhi! How can the author brush the pirated software data?”

Wang Dad smiled and said: “This is not the time to change the brain into a placenta when it was born. It may be that when his mother was born, his mother lost him and left the placenta to grow up…”

Meng Mengmeng: “…”

“Would you like to fight back?”

“Reply? Of course!”

Even if you spray him, spray his fans, can’t forgive!

Wang Dad raised his eyebrows and his fingertips flew.

I thought about a couplet and sent it out.

Uplink: The keyboard is powerful and powerful.

Downlink: Pirates of the singularity pointing to the mountains.

Horizontal batch: M! D! Z! Z!

Meng Mengmeng: “…”

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New Year… For the 2017 year, I rushed through the primary school Chinese textbooks and wrote all kinds of thousands of words, thousands of words long comment on the spray, the dry Xuanjun had to write a Spring Festival couplet, to greet you, I wish you all Happy New Year, immortal!