The Day of the Draw at Hogwarts

The two frolic for a while before coming out of the Room of Requirement.

On their way to the Great Hall, an old wizard with a white beard blocks Tom and Hermione.

"Good morning, Mr. Yodell, Miss Granger." Dumbledore greeted the pair of students in front of him with a smile.

"Ah, good morning, Professor Dumbledore." Tom felt guilty for a while after seeing Dumbledore, so he could only bite the bullet and say hello to him.

Hermione lowered her head in shame, not even daring to look at Dumbledore.

There is quite a feeling of coming out of the woods at night and bumping into the dean of the school head-on - even more terrifying than this, the two Tom encountered were the headmaster.

There was a joke. The dean cried out in pain: "When I meet a man who will put your hand away, what else do you swear by eachother!"

This episode really happened to Tom. At this time, Hermione had the words "I'm not familiar with Tom" written all over her face.

"The Exotic Land Reclamation of Vegetable Skeletons"

"Where are you going?" Dumbledore seemed to be in a good mood and took the initiative to chat with Tom.

"hall."

"Then where did you come from?"

Tom:  …

"Ravenclaw Common Room."

"Then you have taken a lot of detours."

Tom:  …

Now he just wants to find a place to sew.

Too bad luck today? As soon as I went out, I met Dumbledore. He thought to himself.

"For a walk." He made a lame excuse.

"Then you got up early enough," Dumbledore said casually.

Tom sighed and echoed: "Yeah, it really bothers the roommates. It would be nice if there was a single dormitory..."

Dumbledore glanced at Tom with a strange look, he saw through Tom's careful thoughts, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Student Yodel, you can only live in a single dormitory. Even if it is a dormitory, Only students of the same gender are allowed to spend the night, and if you want to share a dormitory with Miss Granger, I'm afraid it's not possible."

Tom:  …

You forced me! Tom took a deep breath, ready to sing.

"Professor Dumbledore," Tom put on a very serious tone, "how can you assume my gender based on my biological performance? You see, my biological **** is male, but I have gender cognitive impairment, Always thought of myself as a woman. And I'm gay, so I like women. At the same time I'm a fundamentalist, so I can't have **** reassignment surgery, and I'm a serious transvestite, so I only wear menswear...so you Miss Granger and I can't be turned down or you're a discriminatory minority."

Although the current Muggle society is not as bewildered as it was thirty years later, political correctness has begun to emerge. But all this is insulated from the magic world. If you want to rely on BUFF in the magic world, I am afraid that you will have to wait until Hermione grows up. According to the original world line, Hermione's actions to fight for the rights of house-elves and other non-human creatures really have the possibility of developing into political correctness.

Therefore, this magical combination of punches was the first time Dumbledore saw it.

He just thought what Tom said was novel, but too complicated. In this regard, he groaned.

After teasing these two little guys, Dumbledore changed the subject and got to the point.

"Yordle, I want you to come to my office."

Hearing Dumbledore say this, Hermione was in a hurry. She wanted to say something, but she didn't know how to plead for Tom.

In just a few seconds, Hermione's mood changed like a roller coaster. At first, she tried to convince herself that Dumbledore would not punish him and that nothing bad happened. Then, she felt that the idea was a bit naive, but she shouldn't act on her own accord and disrupt the situation. Then, she realized she couldn't do anything. In the end, when she thought about what to say, she found that Dumbledore had taken Tom away, and it was too late.

She could only walk to the principal's office blankly.

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Good night and good dreams.

Some unpopular stalks in HP:

1. Twin fried toilet terriers.

"If I get another letter from the school saying you...you blew up a toilet..."

"Fried toilet? We've never fried a toilet!"

"That's a good idea, Mom!"

2. Later when Harry woke up from the hospital bed, Dumbledore told him that the twins wanted to give him a toilet seat and it was confiscated.

3. Professor Binns is too old to take his body to class.

4. First grade Quidditch matches.

Dean, who grew up in a Muggle family like Harry: "Red card! Send him off!"

Seamus: "It's not football! Quidditch didn't send off! And what's the red card?"

5. Ron said of Percy: "He wouldn't recognize a joke dancing in front of him with only a teapot cover on."

6. Dumbledore had super bad luck eating Bibi Da flavored beans: I've had vomit-flavored ones before.

"I think it's always safe to eat a toffee...

"Damn it! It smells like earwax!"

7. Nearly headless Nick, by the name of Sir Nicholas Mimsy-Porpington, complained bitterly to Harry that the Club of the Headless Horseman had rejected his application for membership because his head was still slightly attached to his neck.

8. Mrs Weasley told her husband their son to take the speeder out.

Mr. Wesley said excitedly: "Really? How does it run?"

Mr. Wesley was angry with his wife.

"Ahem, I mean, it's wrong, sons!"

Like father, like son!

9. Mr. Weasley: "So, Harry, tell me, what exactly are rubber ducks for?"

10. Ron's owl is old and weak, banging its head against the window and the other on the Hogwarts table...

11. Although a little sorry for Ron and Neville ~www.wuxiamtl.com~ but their roar letter is kinda funny. Neville, in particular, ran away with the letter in his hand, the letter smoked halfway, and his grandmother's roar echoed in the corridor.

12. 5th grade Harry wrote a secret letter to Sirius: "Dear Cold: ... there's a new professor, and she's as lovely as your mother..."

13. WhyisMad-EyeMoodysuchabadprofessor?Becausehetrolhispupils.

Why is Mad-Eye a bad professor?

Because he can't control his pupils. (Note: pupils have two interpretations of "student" and "eyeball")

14. Why does have Nobody.

Why doesn't Voldemort wear glasses?

No one knows (nose is synonymous with knows).

15. Howmuchdoesitcosttootterhisfavoritesport?Aquideach.

How much does it cost to watch Harry Potter play?

£1 at a time (Aquideach sounds like Quidditch).

16. A bit of hell

"Harry, yodfatherisdead."

"Areyou!?"

"Yep. Dead Sirius."

Harry, your godfather has passed away.

you sure?

Yes. Sirius is dead. (DeadSirius is the same as Dead, which means "very certain")