The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

Oh my God, you're finally here. When Natasha walked out of the room, her expression was very bad. You can rarely see such a grumpy and helpless expression on the face of this female agent.

Oh, Captain Steve, why are you here? Didn't I just call a psychiatrist? Natasha just closed the door, and when she turned her head, she saw the tall Steve, who was also a little embarrassed Said: Actually, the psychiatrist didn't come, I was the only one who came.

Only you? Then how are you going to deal with that mental patient? Don't blame me for not reminding you, he is really sick. Natasha was obviously a little angry, and she said: A machismo idiot is really How stupid, he actually said that I am not strong enough??? Ask me to find a strong warrior to talk to him???

Didn't you let him experience the power of the Black Widow?

You will know when you go in. Natasha glanced back at the door, and then said: But I still want to say, try not to conflict with him, Nick just called me and said he is very important, I hope the agent can get along with him. He communicates rationally.

Don't worry. Steve pushed the door open, smiled back at Natasha and said, I'm not such a violent person.

As soon as he walked in, he saw an extremely tall blond man beating the wall and retching. Obviously, the black widow who was very angry with him gave him some wolf spray.

Steve clicked his lips, the anti-wolf spray of S.H.I.E.L.D. is not the kind of low-power product circulating in the market, but anyone with a nose will definitely be disgusted if it touches it.

He pressed the earphones in his ears, and then said to the tall man, Hello.

Hearing the movement, the man stopped retching and turned around. He brushed the long golden hair from his ear, looked Steve up and down with his eyes, and said in a buzzing voice: This one is pretty good, it's worth a fight.

Human! Say your name! I am Thor Odinson from Asgard!

His voice was so loud that even Steve had a headache, but he still smiled kindly and said, My name is Steve, Steve Rogers.

Thor came over, grabbed the railing in the middle of the room and said, That woman was really too thin just now, and she dared to call me a patient!

He shook the railing and said, Let me out, human! You are disrespecting the future masters of the nine kingdoms!

Let's not talk about this first. Steve also looked Thor up and down, and said, Do you want to change your clothes?

Thor is wearing a medieval armor with a helmet on his head, but I don’t know if it’s because his face hit the ground first, the helmet has been severely deformed, the armor is also broken, and the lining of the armor has become The tattered cloth strips are still stained with a lot of mud. You may not have such a miserable state when you come back from another soldier on the battlefield in the Middle Ages.

Thor snorted coldly and said: Heroes on the battlefield never care about their appearance, they only talk with the head of the enemy!

Steve didn't understand this sentence, because Thor's English is mixed with Old English accents, and there are some self-created words that don't know where they came from. It sounds like a transliteration of another language, Steve It has only been asleep for decades, not thousands of years. This kind of accent that has been eliminated by the human language system sounds really dizzying.

Okay, can you tell me how you got here? Steve spread his hands and said, You suddenly fell from the sky and destroyed many houses. Your weapon still occupies a family's house. Yard, and more importantly, 13 people are still lying in the hospital because of your fall.

Thor waved his hand impatiently and said: That's because you human beings are too weak, you are not warriors at all, and you don't have the belief of sacrificing your life at all. In Asgard, you either die or get up. Continue fighting……

Even if Steve only heard a half-knowledge, his face was still gloomy. Captain America has always had a good temper, and there are not many things that can make him angry, but it is clear that this Thor stepped on his minefield. over and over.

He opened the door that separated the railing of this room, and walked in. In fact, Steve is not as tall as Thor, let alone he is burly, but the two of them have a similar temperament, Thor obviously also saw this , he asked: It seems that you are also a warrior, and you are the more heroic kind among humans.

As soon as Steve's face softened a little, Thor continued: But that's meaningless. When I came here a long time ago, I discovered that you only point the butcher's knife at your own people. This is true in Asgard. It's shameful, your record is not worth boasting.

Steve took a deep breath, and he pressed the headset and said, Dr. Schiller, can we start the diagnosis and treatment? I'm afraid if I delay it for a while, I really can't help but give him a punch.

Schiller's voice came from the headset, saying, I'm afraid you'll have to bear with it a little longer. His information is useful.

Standing in the room with his arms akimbo, Thor stared at Steve and said, What are you muttering about? Don't engage in such petty tricks! That's useless to the warriors of Asgard!

Thor's voice was really loud, and it made Steve's ears ring, but he still followed the prepared question and said, That hammer about 7 kilometers away is your weapon, isn't it?

Yes, that is Mjölnir, born of the extinguished sun and the dwarven hearth! The branches of the World Tree gave it new life! The blessing of the All-Father gave it strength!

Steve directly skipped the aria that he didn't understand at all, and he continued: Okay, that's not important, I told you before, that hammer is still occupying a family's yard, if That is your weapon, please take it away immediately.

Thor opened his mouth, as if he was a bit embarrassed, but he was embarrassed to say it. Finally, he sighed and said: Well, the great god can't lie, I can't hold it anymore.

But isn't that your weapon?

The reason is very complicated! Thor seemed a little impatient, I had a quarrel with the father of the gods...

So you and your hammer come here?

Steve paused for a moment and said, Let me first assume that what you said is true, not the ramblings of some mental patient.

The father of the gods you mentioned should be your real father. After you quarreled with your father, he threw you out of the house...

The only question is, what does this have to do with the earth? What does it have to do with human beings? He wants to drive you out of the house. The so-called nine countries are so big, why does he have to throw you to the earth?

Unexpectedly, this made Thor open the chatter box and began to complain: I am the biological son of the father of the gods, the prince of Asgard, and the future master of the nine kingdoms, but at my coronation ceremony...

...Forget it, anyway, you humans don't understand these things. In short, I broke into Jotunheim and made a fuss, but what's the matter?

...I can't figure it out, even if he throws me on the ancient battlefield, why is it in this remote and desolate corner of the earth?

Clearly furious, Thor hammered his hand on the wall and exclaimed, There aren't any fighters here! I'll be bored to my core here, and that's enough for him, isn't it?!

Steve finally knew why Natasha showed that helpless and irritable expression. The big man in front of him was thinking like a steel bar, completely revolving around words such as war, heroism, warrior, great Asgard, etc. Turn, no matter what topic you talk about with him, you will return to these few words in the end.

Seeing that Thor was getting angry, Steve pressed the headset and said to Schiller: Before you told me that this is an alien with a bad brain, I didn't quite believe it. After all, the race that can travel in space can be so stupid. Where are you going?

But now it seems that upgrading all the abilities to muscles is also a way out.

Schiller's response came from the earphones: Indeed, if you don't have enough subtle intelligence to build a spaceship, you can just jump on the spot and jump to Mars.

After speaking, both of them laughed.

But this was misunderstood by Thor as a joke. He waved his arm vigorously and said angrily: Mortal! Even if the god of Asgard loses his power, you can't laugh at him!

Steve took a step back. Obviously, Captain America knew that it was not a good choice to have an armed conflict with this big man at this time. He said to Schiller in the headset: Then what should we do now? It seems that he is totally Unable to communicate.

Let's give him some psychological treatment first. If it doesn't work, then think of other ways. You do this first...

Steve asked Thor: It seems that you don't understand your father's decision. In fact, I also think that it is a bit too much to drive you so far because of a quarrel...

As if he had found a bosom friend, Thor said: I didn't expect humans to understand me. Everyone around me said I was wrong, and they all stood on Odin's side, but I didn't do anything at all!

He let out a heavy breath through his nose, and complained: Obviously I have made so many military exploits and made so many contributions to Asgard! But they seem to turn a blind eye to them all, just because I On the spur of the moment, they threw me out, not even letting me use a weapon, this is an insult to a soldier!

In fact, is there a possibility that it's not because of this incident, maybe you and your father have a deep grudge?

Thor pursed his lips, as if he didn't want to admit it, but he still said: Actually, I thought so too. I found out that Odin was a little dissatisfied with me before, but I thought that as long as I can achieve greater achievements, then he You won't be mad at me...

I fought bravely on the battlefield and made many achievements in battle, but he still treated me like this in the end. His voice finally weakened a little, and he sounded a little sad: He drove me out of the homeland I have always guarded. place, beautiful and holy Asgard...

Okay, but it's useless to be sad now, it's already like this, what are you going to do?

I have to get my weapon back first! Thor said in great distress: How can a warrior not have his weapon? This is a great shame!

But in order to punish me, Odin deprived me of all my divine power. Without divine power, I couldn't lift that hammer.

Thor sighed and said: He asked me to study on the earth, but I don't know what I want to study. Even without divine power, I am stronger than everyone here. Do I want to go to the earth with these fragile mortals? Learn how to fight?

In your opinion, is your father a very fatuous king?

Of course not! Thor retorted loudly: The father of the gods is a very wise monarch. He has ruled the nine kingdoms for so many years and has always been deeply loved. How could he be a stupid king?

Then since he is not a fatuous king, but made such a decision, have you never thought about his deep meaning?

Thor showed a painful expression, and he said: Why do you say that too? Someone kept whispering in my ear before, thinking about Odin's deep meaning, he must have other plans, other plans...

But that's not what I should do! This kind of guesswork should be done by Loki, my brother is best at it!

And me? I'm a brave warrior! I'm the vanguard to bring glory to Asgard! I hate waiting in vain, guessing every day but it doesn't work...

It's still the same sentence, now things are like this.

As you said, you have been deprived of divine power and unable to hold weapons. There is neither your opponent nor your teammates on this place on Earth. You don't need to fight here. Even if you don't guess, there is nothing else to do. It can be done.

Thor let out a long sigh through his nose and said, Well, if that's what he meant, then so be it, take off your armor, lay your weapons aside, and live your days as a mediocre mortal. Live a boring life without any sense of faith or honor.

If that's what he thinks, then so be it, what's that word called? Yes, a holiday...I'll give myself a holiday, far away from the prosperous Nine Kingdoms, and sprout and grow in this corner where no one cares about it. Grass……

Thor stepped back a few steps and leaned against the corner with a somewhat decadent expression.

Steve sighed, pressed the headset and said, Whenever I hear his adjectives about the earth, I really want to punch him.

Then he said to Thor again: Since you think so, then I think we can talk.

What are you talking about? Thor raised his eyelids.

First of all, you don't have any supernatural powers, so you should also need food and drink? Steve and Thor stared at each other, Steve said: This is not a homeless shelter, we don't provide food and shelter, you You have to figure it out yourself.

I am the prince of Asgard! The guardian of the nine kingdoms! How can you... Thor began to shout again.

Then you can try to see if this identity can allow you to find a job on Earth and support yourself.

Thor turned his head and muttered in a low voice: When I came here before, I discovered that human beings are cunning and stingy. They give shepherds a day's reward, even a piece of cake...

And the fall of you and your hammer damaged three residential buildings and injured more than a dozen people. You have to compensate for these losses.

Odin will...

We can't get in touch with Odin, but we can only get in touch with you. In short, although you didn't do it intentionally, at least it was an accidental injury. If you can't compensate for this part of the loss, I'm afraid you will go to jail.

Prison??? Thor raised his voice, and he said in disbelief: I am the prince of Asgard! How can you let the future father of the gods go to prison?!! That will be the end of my reign. stain on you, you damned mortals...

As he spoke, he became irritable again, and even raised his fist to attack Steve. Steve took a few steps back and said into the headset: It seems that psychotherapy is not very effective. Do you have any other treatments? way?

Of course, give him a punch.

Wait, isn't this jump a bit big?

It's nothing, this is another therapy corresponding to psychotherapy, and it is also a backup plan for this communication. I call it physical therapy.

Steve weighed his feet on the spot, then rubbed his wrists, and said, Is this really okay? Will beating aliens cause diplomatic incidents?

That's something Nick Fury has to consider, you only need to consider how much effort you can make.

What percentage do you think is better?

My suggestion is 100%. Even if he has no divine power, he is still a divine body and cannot be broken.

Human...what do you want to do? At this time, Thor also noticed Steve's actions, and he said contemptuously: You don't want to have two moves with the most heroic warrior in Asgard? Then I I'll let you know, God, don't provoke...

boom!!!

Thor, who flew upside down, was directly embedded in the wall, and then passed out. Steve withdrew his fist and said, What a weak god.

At this time, Natasha, who had gone out to smoke, came back. As soon as she entered the door, she saw Steve standing in the room, and Thor fainted aside. The female agent took a breath and said, What is this? Is this what you do... psychotherapy?

Steve turned his head, grinned, and said, ...this is physical therapy.

Odin is looking at here at this moment:

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